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The untouchablesKILLSWITCH wrote:
"If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't get it from the barrel, get it off the tree."
mine is
"Now let's you just drop them pants.
LMAO yeah I would have ran to
That's what you get for playing near shit pipes sir
small unhyginic bugs ETC
That's what you get for playing near shit pipes sir
small unhyginic bugs ETC
YAY England on form again
It doesn't work I stated a 2 week trial last tuesday, I'm hooked it is sooooooo adictivepower9787 wrote:
i meant try out, not become hook with it
just play for short time and see what is it like
Checked my playing time, in 1 week I've spent 2 days 3 hours playing WOW, very addictive game but I love it.
So only start playing wow if you wanna lose your life for 2 months till you reach a good level and start to get bored.
Looks like we are now doin answer the quote of the post above the last one j/k
OK
"be without fear in the face of your enemies. be brave and upright god may love thee. tell the truth even if it leads to your death. protect the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath." *SLAAAAP* "and that is so you remember it"
That ones "Kingdom Of Heaven"
"Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals! "
and that one is
Kentucky Fried Movie
OK my quote is
"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"
OK
"be without fear in the face of your enemies. be brave and upright god may love thee. tell the truth even if it leads to your death. protect the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath." *SLAAAAP* "and that is so you remember it"
That ones "Kingdom Of Heaven"
"Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals! "
and that one is
Kentucky Fried Movie
OK my quote is
"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"
Here in Scarborough I worked in a popular bar called "the Cask"
I went for a years travelling in NZ. Walked into a pub got asked for ID (IT's 20 drinking age in NZ)
Turned round to see 3 of my regulars who I always had a good laugh with stood there with stupid grins on there faces.
"What you doing here"
"I've been here for 6 months"
"oh we thought you quit the pub and left"
Small world
Also same holiday in a big backpackers, was in the bar A chap said do I know you turns out he was from Bridlington (20 min down the road from Boro) and he recognised me as well from working in the cask.
Small world
I went for a years travelling in NZ. Walked into a pub got asked for ID (IT's 20 drinking age in NZ)
Turned round to see 3 of my regulars who I always had a good laugh with stood there with stupid grins on there faces.
"What you doing here"
"I've been here for 6 months"
"oh we thought you quit the pub and left"
Small world
Also same holiday in a big backpackers, was in the bar A chap said do I know you turns out he was from Bridlington (20 min down the road from Boro) and he recognised me as well from working in the cask.
Small world
Macd's are strange they never fill you up, make you fart, but as a treat every now and then they taste great(ish)
On average 30+ depends on what is happening during that week, I won't turn down a night on the town etc to play games, but any sapre time is usually gaming time
Good to see England Haven't lost the nack of fuckin up a garanteed result.
Well done aussies,
Can't see England winning the next 3 tests
Well done aussies,
Can't see England winning the next 3 tests
But we don't know how to pronounce themkmt wrote:
Is even denken. Heb je net mijn zin vertaald?Ottomania wrote:
let me think. do you translated my sentence?Nessie09 wrote:
Waarom zou ik Nederlands moeten leren?
lol I'm not really proud of my Dutch side more of my American side..
Well any words anybody would like to learn in Dutch?
lol okpolarbearz wrote:
I come back to own at stupid games like theseJinto-sk wrote:
I thought you left go awaypolarbearz wrote:
1540 I win
The internet
Copy And Paste
change round the sentances so it is not the same as the person you are copying
Take out any big words that you would not normally use.
hey presto 10 000 words in 2 hours
Copy And Paste
change round the sentances so it is not the same as the person you are copying
Take out any big words that you would not normally use.
hey presto 10 000 words in 2 hours
I thought you left go awaypolarbearz wrote:
1540 I win
AgreeKmarion wrote:
Guerrilla warfare and help from the French, kinda Ironic I know.
Brits could only fight on an open field
Hello my orange army of friends
could you please put the phonetic spelling to so we know how to pronounce these words as well.
could you please put the phonetic spelling to so we know how to pronounce these words as well.
I know the spelling is incorrect but I do believe
IK how van yow (phonetic)
Is I love you
IK how van yow (phonetic)
Is I love you
Come on someone do the 12th day of christmas then we have finished a song
You guys didn't see bigfoot and the Hendersons
NO I don't believe (sorry Mulder) in Earth phenomina but aliens YES there has to be.
NO I don't believe (sorry Mulder) in Earth phenomina but aliens YES there has to be.
Marweez FTW
or try
bindibadgi
or try
bindibadgi
Yeah that's the worst I have seen Warne bowl, well he didn't bowl badly just negative. Good to see we had him scared though.I hope the other pitches aren't so totally rubbish. It's led to some pretty boring, slow paced cricket.
Family pets masturbateThe Magic Mullet wrote:
It might be just girlies he spies on. It might just be family pets also.
You must have a chimp or something
Do any other historians agree not much of a debate if only one man says it's true
and at the end of the day the fact that Hitler was stopped is far more important than who actually won the war a team effort even if not intended.
and at the end of the day the fact that Hitler was stopped is far more important than who actually won the war a team effort even if not intended.
Possible
What do you think will happen if UK discovers evidence against Russia in the Dude who just got poisoned (can't spell his name lithanyenko) saga
What do you think will happen if UK discovers evidence against Russia in the Dude who just got poisoned (can't spell his name lithanyenko) saga
Base jumping
skate boarding
surfing
calling people dude
and saying rad all the time
skate boarding
surfing
calling people dude
and saying rad all the time
Tv time,
I'm gonna missile you don't whine
Noobies cryin
cos there dyin all the time
with noobs in the firing line and jets in the sky,
A time to rejoice the baseraping swines.
oh C4 time
better than an anti tank mine
far more versatile
for killing all the time
With chopper whores in the air and their gunners too
as infantry WTF you gonna do
I'm gonna missile you don't whine
Noobies cryin
cos there dyin all the time
with noobs in the firing line and jets in the sky,
A time to rejoice the baseraping swines.
oh C4 time
better than an anti tank mine
far more versatile
for killing all the time
With chopper whores in the air and their gunners too
as infantry WTF you gonna do
That's Rude
LMFAO A thread that is now disscussing the sexuality of SANTA LMFAO
I heard Jack Frost likes beastiality
I heard Jack Frost likes beastiality
If you've never played it "Day Of The Tenticle"
old but great
MMORPG's
I loved Star Wars Galaxies
or you could turn to the darkside and try WoW
world of wank
old but great
MMORPG's
I loved Star Wars Galaxies
or you could turn to the darkside and try WoW
world of wank
I Always root for the underdog in the F.A. Cup1927 wrote:
Our gates are down at the moment but I'm sure they wont be for our forthcoming F.A cup tie, bloody glory hunters will crawl outta the woodwork from somewhere. So can we adopt you?Jinto-sk wrote:
Fav club - None
Any Spurs fans coming down for the game?
COME ON CARDIFF
It's now got draw written all over it
well played Oz kept us down
Well played Hoggard a bit of support for freddy at last.
Bring on the 3rd test, it will be an important match.
Where is being played my down under friends, A place not too hot I hope.
Where is left???
Perth
Melbourne
Sydney
well played Oz kept us down
Well played Hoggard a bit of support for freddy at last.
Bring on the 3rd test, it will be an important match.
Where is being played my down under friends, A place not too hot I hope.
Where is left???
Perth
Melbourne
Sydney
On the eleventh day of christmas bf2s users gave to me
11 "you fail"s
10 lolcats pictures
9 noobs spamming
8 chopper movies
7 sniper walkthru's
6 admin rants
Fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeee Karma points
4 stained panties
3 day ban
2 balls in my face
and a disconnect as i was about to unlock the recon tree.
11 "you fail"s
10 lolcats pictures
9 noobs spamming
8 chopper movies
7 sniper walkthru's
6 admin rants
Fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeee Karma points
4 stained panties
3 day ban
2 balls in my face
and a disconnect as i was about to unlock the recon tree.
Who cares it happened 60 years ago lets move on
(no disrespect to those that died intended)
(no disrespect to those that died intended)
Fav club - None
I lean towards Arsenal cos my GF and best mate support them
Fav player - Henry the guy is pure class
Old Player - Dennis Bergkamp
Nothing to do with the Arsenal connection, this dude could have his own great goals dvd
I lean towards Arsenal cos my GF and best mate support them
Fav player - Henry the guy is pure class
Old Player - Dennis Bergkamp
Nothing to do with the Arsenal connection, this dude could have his own great goals dvd
On the ninth day of christmas bf2s users gave to me
9 noobs spamming
8 chopper movies
7 sniper walkthru's
6 admin rants
Fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeee Karma points
4 stained panties
3 day ban
2 balls in my face
and a disconnect as i was about to unlock the recon tree.
9 noobs spamming
8 chopper movies
7 sniper walkthru's
6 admin rants
Fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeee Karma points
4 stained panties
3 day ban
2 balls in my face
and a disconnect as i was about to unlock the recon tree.
I know it, I know it, I know itZilla wrote:
LA Confidential..
"Guns don't kill people, People kill people. For example, the two guys here with the maching guns, they start blastin' off, ain't none y'all goin home"
(EDIT: for spelling)
I've watched it recently arrrrgggghhh can't remember clue please
On the fifth day of christmas bf2s users gave to me
Fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeee Karma points
4 stained panties
3 day ban
2 balls in my face
and a disconnect as i was about to unlock the recon tree.
Fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeee Karma points
4 stained panties
3 day ban
2 balls in my face
and a disconnect as i was about to unlock the recon tree.
tralalala la la la laStorgie wrote:
deck the halls with loads of c4
spam some claymores in the ally way
tralalala la la la la
cool Snb girls I regularly check on the Snb girls
9/10 for them 2
Cora and Coleen are my favorite snb girls
9/10 for them 2
Cora and Coleen are my favorite snb girls
Ok the songs
Jingle bells so far
jingle bells
jingle bells
jepsum laid an egg
stkhoplite picked it up and
Cracked it on his head! O...
Jihad jeeps,
killed lots of peeps.....
and blew them all away
A medic came and revived them
all and sent them on their way Oh
Jingle bells on jihad jeeps...
jyden ran away
He dropped by and...
bummed himself } This verse is a little messy dudes
while doing bycicle tricks
And playing with Jinto's ...
LIPS
claymore whores
oh what bore's
I wish they'd go n snipe
so I can track them down
while there laid on the ground
and stab them in the back
Driving through Karkand
in the gun turret of a tank
oh look there's a squad
lets hit them in the flank
gun the fuckers down
so they have to spawn
at a different flag
so I can really pwn
Ha ha ha ha
watch out I'm gonna teabag
yeah hump your corpse
treat you like a slag
and hope you come for more
Hey
Red Nose reindeer so far
Spawny the gay-man...
Had a very emo nose...
he sticked in towelly bum
and gave a ho ho ho!
Towelly really loved it
and gave a scream of glee
he said I really love it
when you do that to me
Spawn sucks HG's cock
Shoves it in his ear
Towelly likes to video it
and start to finger his rear
mistletoe n wine so far
Tv time,
I'm gonna missile you don't whine
Noobies cryin
cos there dyin all the time
with noobs in the firing line and jets in the sky,
A time to rejoice the baseraping swines.
Jingle bells so far
jingle bells
jingle bells
jepsum laid an egg
stkhoplite picked it up and
Cracked it on his head! O...
Jihad jeeps,
killed lots of peeps.....
and blew them all away
A medic came and revived them
all and sent them on their way Oh
Jingle bells on jihad jeeps...
jyden ran away
He dropped by and...
bummed himself } This verse is a little messy dudes
while doing bycicle tricks
And playing with Jinto's ...
LIPS
claymore whores
oh what bore's
I wish they'd go n snipe
so I can track them down
while there laid on the ground
and stab them in the back
Driving through Karkand
in the gun turret of a tank
oh look there's a squad
lets hit them in the flank
gun the fuckers down
so they have to spawn
at a different flag
so I can really pwn
Ha ha ha ha
watch out I'm gonna teabag
yeah hump your corpse
treat you like a slag
and hope you come for more
Hey
Red Nose reindeer so far
Spawny the gay-man...
Had a very emo nose...
he sticked in towelly bum
and gave a ho ho ho!
Towelly really loved it
and gave a scream of glee
he said I really love it
when you do that to me
Spawn sucks HG's cock
Shoves it in his ear
Towelly likes to video it
and start to finger his rear
mistletoe n wine so far
Tv time,
I'm gonna missile you don't whine
Noobies cryin
cos there dyin all the time
with noobs in the firing line and jets in the sky,
A time to rejoice the baseraping swines.
Think we've gone from roodolf back to jingle bells (nightnifers verse)ryan_14 wrote:
I lost the rhyme here....
me n jyden are working on Cliff richards Mistletoe n wine song
Edit no sorry nightnifers does fit in with red nose reindeer
Spawny the gay-man...
Had a very emo nose...
he sticked in towelly bum
and gave a ho ho ho!
Towelly really loved it
and gave a scream of glee
he said I really love it
when you do that to me
Had a very emo nose...
he sticked in towelly bum
and gave a ho ho ho!
Towelly really loved it
and gave a scream of glee
he said I really love it
when you do that to me
I played them all apart from prop, when I used to play, I'm quite a big stocky bloke but I can run fast so I have played every position one time or another. My favorite was NO. 8
ok here goes{uscm}Jyden wrote:
"missle and whine?" cliff richard...
Tv time,
I'm gonna missile you don't whine
Noobies cryin
cos there dyin all the time
Sorry just thought of another verse for jingle bells you know the melodic bit in the middle
Driving through Karkand
in the gun turret of a tank
oh look there's a squad
lets hit them in the flank
gun the fuckers down
so they have to spawn
at a different flag
so I can really pwn
Ha ha ha ha
watch out I'm gonna teabag
yeah hump your corpse
treat you like a slag
and hope you come for more
Hey
Driving through Karkand
in the gun turret of a tank
oh look there's a squad
lets hit them in the flank
gun the fuckers down
so they have to spawn
at a different flag
so I can really pwn
Ha ha ha ha
watch out I'm gonna teabag
yeah hump your corpse
treat you like a slag
and hope you come for more
Hey
mmmm sweet 7/10
here's a honey for ya inspection
here's a honey for ya inspection
I don't get the thread title ????
looks like a drunk bum (who pissed himself) trying to hail a taxi,
is he ment to be doing the nazi salute thing (don't know what it's called)
looks like a drunk bum (who pissed himself) trying to hail a taxi,
is he ment to be doing the nazi salute thing (don't know what it's called)
Pick a song then dude your shout{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Crikey nice work there jinto i think we need a different song now.. hmm.
A few possible answers
1, Personnally I don't meet someone in RL and start making puns I usually wait a while to try and see if that
person has a similar sense of humor and is the sort of person who would respond/find amusing puns.
So maybe he has no sense of humor.
2, Half the so called "ice Breaker" puns are not puns but people being sarcastic twats who think they are special or in geekl speak L33t, puts people off posting.
3, On this forum Karma - to many people trying to be funny etc to get karma rather than answering a simple question.
3,
1, Personnally I don't meet someone in RL and start making puns I usually wait a while to try and see if that
person has a similar sense of humor and is the sort of person who would respond/find amusing puns.
So maybe he has no sense of humor.
2, Half the so called "ice Breaker" puns are not puns but people being sarcastic twats who think they are special or in geekl speak L33t, puts people off posting.
3, On this forum Karma - to many people trying to be funny etc to get karma rather than answering a simple question.
3,