what??? read it again carefully... it started burning when i tryed to start it up again after it crashed... lol its the second time it lit on fire anyway... about six months ago the mother board had a short and lit on fire, but i blew it out and it still worked, the fire only damaged some spare USB ports... but this time it is really fucked... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Stealth42o wrote:
Ummm, it lit on fire and you thought you would start it to see if it still worked...IsaacLeavitt wrote:
(my gaming machine) after hanging in for 6 years has finaly burned up literaly, it crashed, then lit on fire when i tryed to start it again
not much of a techie are you?
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lol tell me about it, i am going freeking nuts and it only been 2 day!!! oh and to make life even worse i crashed my S-10 pickup yesterday and totaly destroyed the grill, i had to veer out of my lane cause this fucker in a SUV didnt have snow tires and he was swerving all over into my lane, so i ended up in a snowbank, i blew out the driver side tire and destroyed the grill... FUCK ASS !!!JimmyBotswana wrote:
i dont know what i would do without my hourly bf2s fix
lol is that cause i owned ur ass so hard on 2142???Superior Mind wrote:
Yay he's leaving! I never like you Isaac, sorry.
oh i will still be in here on the Forum but you won't see me in any more games guys... lol Jsnipy we did have some good ones ...ATG wrote:
So why do you need a gaming rig to be part of our community?IsaacLeavitt wrote:
hey all, i am signing out, you wont probably see me on these forums much anymore. My main computer (my gaming machine) after hanging in for 6 years has finaly burned up literaly, it crashed, then lit on fire when i tryed to start it again. the mother board is totaly fucked and i think the damage spread to the other components also. so i will not be playing any games for quite awile. i have no money so i cannot buy a new one. hopefuly i can get a job this summer and buy a new one. Well its been good !!! good gamming all...
hey all, i am signing out, you wont probably see me on these forums much anymore. My main computer (my gaming machine) after hanging in for 6 years has finaly burned up literaly, it crashed, then lit on fire when i tryed to start it again. the mother board is totaly fucked and i think the damage spread to the other components also. so i will not be playing any games for quite awile. i have no money so i cannot buy a new one. hopefuly i can get a job this summer and buy a new one. Well its been good !!! good gamming all...
lol i usualy just play the game... heck i want to play a game you need to "prep" for it would be something in the REAL LIFE like hockey... i mean wtf do you need to prep for a video game for???
lol i get accused of cheating all the time with the Ak- 101 when i have a k/d of 10-1 ppl always call me a hacker/aimboter... but i dotn cheat i just know my weapon. in single shot i know exactly how long to wait between shots so that the next shot is just as accurate as the first. lol i get these crazy headshots on snipers and they totaly flip out!!! and i have seen ppl with some mad skills on the SVD so it was probably just a really good player!!!
its is a great little aimbot, and it is commonly call the J-10. it can't miss!!! even the F-18 can't avoid it's rockets!!! it is avalible on most PLA maps!!! enjoy!!!
i picked "other" ... i ususaly take off my head phones and drop and do 20 pushups, then the next load i do 20 situps. heck if the map is done loading who cares, the first wave always gets owned anyway, so i will be there after all the meatshields have died lol it actualy is a good way to keep in fit, but it worked betting in BF2 cause BF2 took alot longer to load so i could do alot more between games!!! am i alone? does anyone else do this?
i dont see what was so funny. all the dudes did was make so pathetic sexualy orentated cracks at eachother, that didnt even do very well. i guess i am just sick of sex jokes. it gets LAME!!!
wtf are u guys talking about??? on the TFL Teamspeak server we rarely ever use language or anything. you see we always play on the same team and through the TS we communicate very well. since we usually pwn our opponents there is little language cause everyone is happily fraging the shit out of the other team actually most swearing on out server goes like this...
"YEA EAT MY LEAD MOTHER FUCKERS"
"HAHA THAT DUDE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM"
and so forth... you all should look up the {TFL} we are a pretty cool gaming community!!!
"YEA EAT MY LEAD MOTHER FUCKERS"
"HAHA THAT DUDE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM"
and so forth... you all should look up the {TFL} we are a pretty cool gaming community!!!
Hey guys i found a really cool feature in BF2142. You can change the cross hair color, just like in BF2, BUT it changes the color of the cross hairs EVEN IN THE SCOPES of many of the weapons. I set my cross hairs to neon green, then i loaded up a game and grabbed my Zellar sniper rifle, the one with the semi-annoying red scope, but now the scope is red with beautifully contrasting neon green cross hairs!!! you wouldn't believe how much easer it makes taking accurate shots. Call me cheap or whatever but my sniper accuracy has greatly improved because of this cool contrast!!! Plus the green cross hairs help with all the other weps. too...
Just a tip for you all to enjoy...
-BTW 1+ is greatly appreciated!!!
EDIT: you can change the crosshair color from the "HUD" settings under "Game Settings"
Just a tip for you all to enjoy...
-BTW 1+ is greatly appreciated!!!
EDIT: you can change the crosshair color from the "HUD" settings under "Game Settings"
lol what if [32m] is the poor chap's clan tag??? seriously it must be a bug (who ever could guess BF2 was bugged) lol BTW you can change ur Cross hair color by messing with the settings in "game options" i have bright green cross hairs, (they make a nice contrast against the rest of the back round) and it helps if you make the "transparency" on your cross hair 0% (who the fuck would want transparent cross hairs???)
na if i wanted pretty i would turn the shadows and lighting up more 50-70 FPS is great though... 40-30 is borderline laggy... 30 or less is Lagolitious. so i am really happy.Todd_Angelo wrote:
Are you going for pretty over performance?IsaacLeavitt wrote:
I was then surprised to see that my FPS had jumped to 50-70 FPS with the settings at :
Textures, Terrain, Geometry, and Effects on Medium,
Lighting on Low
2x AA on
Dynamic Shadows and Dynamic Light off
View distance at 95%
looking pretty good and pretty impressive for a 5 year old system that was only getting barely 30 FPS before i made these tweaks
Hey guys! i have found a cool performance boost! i don't know how well this works with newer cards but i have an old ATI 9800 128mb graphics card. I recently patched it to the newest drivers patch 8.31.0.0 and i found that my card has a default refresh rate of 85hrz. (you can find what your refresh is by going to Display properties > tab Settings > button Advanced > tab Monitor) i then opened BF2 and selected the video resolution mode that had 1024x 768 @ 85hz. (the same as your desktop refresh rate)
I was then surprised to see that my FPS had jumped to 50-70 FPS with the settings at :
Textures, Terrain, Geometry, and Effects on Medium,
Lighting on Low
2x AA on
Dynamic Shadows and Dynamic Light off
View distance at 95%
looking pretty good and pretty impressive for a 5 year old system that was only getting barely 30 FPS before i made these tweaks
Hope this helps you guys with old systems
I was then surprised to see that my FPS had jumped to 50-70 FPS with the settings at :
Textures, Terrain, Geometry, and Effects on Medium,
Lighting on Low
2x AA on
Dynamic Shadows and Dynamic Light off
View distance at 95%
looking pretty good and pretty impressive for a 5 year old system that was only getting barely 30 FPS before i made these tweaks
Hope this helps you guys with old systems
Iran's cure for AIDs : Shoot every one with AIDs. AIDs dissapears. simple&easy to do. and it would easily go along with the rest of their Muslim shit...
lol nice, very very nice... (add hysterical Borat accent)
bingo exept in my part of NY it is 5 degrees and -20 windchill NY COLD WEATHER FTW!!!Masterstyle wrote:
9 degress here in NY, -14 with wind chill
Yoo ahve awESOME skillz wit teh claymore!!1 lol exacly... ppl just spam them, and they are wicked annoying cause u cant avoid/defuse the damn little things. (i like it in BF2142 how you can avoid them and defuse them)
sorry guys... i only had like literally 1 min. to make the poll=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
Plus, the poll options are rather lame.Towelly wrote:
1) I will not be voting in either of those categories in the interest of preserving the English language.
I still think the AK-101 is the best assault rifle, even better than the G36E, lets see what u all think.
im not new... i have had the game from the start, i still miss the pre-1.2 gameplay, with all the hilariuos bunnyhopping and c-4 wipping... lol. i just havent been playing BF2 much since BF 2142 came out. (IMO the infantry combat is still better in BF2) I was just surprised at the Nade Spaming in the IO on Karkand. its retarded. but other maps are still sweet. esp. Jahalabad.CaptainMike wrote:
Welcome to BF2.
This isn't new, Karkand has usually been nade spamming for almost a year now.
he looks like a good player... BTW the aircraft rockets have a mad blast range, so killing infantry is possible.
BTW- i am a J-10 whore + and surgical with TV missiles lol.
BTW- i am a J-10 whore + and surgical with TV missiles lol.
man i have been playing BF 2142. But i was feeling retro so i loaded up BF2 (which is still an awsome game, i felt so happy to hear my gun actualy make a good old BANG when i fired it) . i then went to my favorite map: Karkand. IT WAS A FREEKING NADE SPAMMING CONTEST OF WHO COULD SPAM THE MOST FREEKING NADES!!! WTF!@!@!@! these dicks have ruined my most favorite map. so i now spend my time on Dragon Valley owning with the J-10 and my L9A1
i know this shit with knives has to go. i got in a fist fight with this one asshole and i was beating the shit out of him, so he then pulls out a knife and comes at me... i don't have a knife... i was like oh shit. he starts swing it back and forth at my face level walking towards me, i low kicked him in the side of the knee, grabbed his arm, putting it into a joint lock, then i snapped his elbow back and broke his arm...(the elbow snap is really sick i will never forget the poping snap feeling as i broke his arm) he, of course had dropped the knife and with the broken arm he was done fighting. i didn't press charges (this assholes arm was never right again) and i went scot free on self defense. it pays to know how to fight well, even against weapons.paranoid101 wrote:
We have a real Knife problem in this country, use to be any trouble it was just a fist fight, but now a days too many people carrying knives.
Again I'm very sorry to hear about this.
next word... Hard Gay
asshat
lol roflmao... hahaha nice one!!!
yea, exactly... heck i can make better shots than that with my Rem. 30-06 (10x 50mm optics), i have nailed a 1" group at 800 yards with the 30-06, and if you notice he doesnt even make that many kills, most of his shots only wound the target. not to mention the little fag hides among civilians to make his shots...Sgt.Zubie wrote:
I'm not impressed with any of those shots. If you could see videos of the ranges the American's shoot at...then you would be impressed.
what a little fuck... i hope they catch this "juba" faggot and rip his nutsack out. the little turban headed fuck turd...
This is really messed up man... these cops are freeking dumbass power abusers...
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leader boards are messed up... it is just that simple...
i have all the weapons and weapon tree unlocks so i am totally adaptable to any situation... Adaptability FTW!!!
ok here is how to deal with this problem...The Magic Mullet wrote:
There's a lad who works with me, in fact he's facing me at the moment. He keeps making gay jokes, which at first were humerous, but are now slightly disturbing.
He sits there with cream cakes and winks at me while he licks them.
Also, on more than one occasion, I have heard him utter the phrase "pass the cream", even when nobody is near him, or indeed in possesion of 'cream'.
It's only a matter of time before he 'accidentally' touches my arse in the lift, or 'accidentally' tries to stick his tongue in my ear.
I'm one "tight buns" remark away from quitting my job.
Which wouldn't be such a big loss.
tell him that you think he is acting gay... then tell him to leave you alone and that if he bothers you one more time you are going to either mess him up or call sexual harassment charges on him... its pretty simple.
exactly. the Russian "UFOs" where simply American Surveillance during the Cold War. lol. Same today.Volatile_Squirrel wrote:
UFOs= our spy planes/satellites.
0... i am a full time student !!!
ROCK ON MAN!!! lol i really dont give a rats ass if they ran the fuckers over. i dont want to see any more Americans in body bags because they where "polite" FUCK EM ALL!!!
Smoking SUCKS, literally. WTF would you want to intentionally breath toxins for? i have NOT smoked. I WILL NOT smoke. its pretty simple. SMOKING IS A HEALTH HAZARD.
btw... "kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray" that is also one of my main reasons for not smoking besides the health risk
btw... "kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray" that is also one of my main reasons for not smoking besides the health risk
wtf the Muslims deserve the bad rap. they are fucking Terrorists and there religion supports them... the liberal Muslims say it doesn't, but if you read a true copy of the Koran it is pretty scary...
wtf... i am a "28.4" at 6'1" and 215 lbs. that would make me "overweight" WTF??? i mean yea i could loose 5 lbs. if i really had to but dude... i work out and play hockey... i am not that overweight... the body mass chart is fucked up, it always has been... use big muscular guys are always listed at "fat" by the chart, but i doubt that you would like to look me in the face and call me "fat" lol ... (it would be a good way to get yourself a free trip to the hospital )
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BTW this chart is fucked up... it should give options for men and women and let you input your age... it makes a big difference... there are better charts...
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BTW this chart is fucked up... it should give options for men and women and let you input your age... it makes a big difference... there are better charts...
lol 3 push ups... i am 6'1" 215 lbs. and my personal record of push ups in a row with no breaks is 47 lol... i also do cross-over sit ups (where you sit up, but touch your left elbow to you right knee and vice versa ... they are great on the abs...Brizzzer wrote:
Anyone else notice no one said "eeewww". LOL No but I run 2 miles a day and lift weights. I get leg press up to 405LBs. But my weakest area by far is my chest. Got I can't even do more than 3 push ups!!! I am so going to die in basic........
edit: oh and about genetics... i am from a English-Irish-German-Dutch decent... so i should naturally be heavy, but with the exercise i do i am not overweight...
ya but sometimes 1 rocket hits but then the other 2 won't, that is why i think it is a glitch...JeSTeR_Player1 wrote:
Its a Rocket, not a Bullet
this is pretty cool man, it will really be handy for the Admins in my clan who are always having to minimize the game to run RCON and TeamSpeak...k30dxedle wrote:
I found a solution to the BF2142 Alt+Tabbing problem, where people just got the black screen when going back in.
Answer: Run it in windowed mode.
1. Create a new shortcut.
2. When it tells you to put in the location, copy+paste the below string (all of it).
"F:\Program Files\Electronic Arts\Battlefield 2142\BF2142.exe" +menu 1 +fullscreen 0
3. Name your new shortcut.
4. Put it in a convenient location.
5. Play.
Added benefits:
-You can run TS/Ventrilo on the side. You won't need TS Overlay or to memorize everyone's voices because you can see the flashing dots beside your game.
-You can do other stuff while loading.
-If your game happens to crash, running it in windowed mode will often give you a helpful error message (unless it's a CTD, in which case you won't get one either way).
Hope this helped.
have any of you ever noticed this rocket glitch? i find that the rockets often explode before they reach my target because they pass some object like 10+meters away and detonate. example- try firing a rocket through a crack in the wall on Gibraltar... the rockets will often explode as they pass through and not reach my target... i find this very annoying... anyone else experience this? oh and occasionally the rockets glitch like this even when i am adjusting them to explode at a certain range... help anyone? is this a glitch or am i just fucking it up...
BTW- don't post if you are just flaming or posting Bull Shit... helpfull posts only!!!
BTW- don't post if you are just flaming or posting Bull Shit... helpfull posts only!!!
i use the Rockets too... they rock. I really don't spam the rockets much but they are cool... I use the Bauer and the Voss. it depends on what i need at the moment... adaptability lol... the Shotgun attachment would be cool if you could kill ppl with it in one shot. if they made the shotgun as powerful as the Clark, (but with less range for balance) i would use it more often...
no i think so too... BTW this is good proof that Evolution is BUNK!!!ShoopDaWhoop wrote:
am I the only one that thinks "living fossil" sounds slightly oxymoronic?
dang that should be on the "never click these links" thread...
it probably does work pretty well,(take a look at his other inventions) but it looks too cool... it will be imediatly writen off as "FAKE" because he put the lights on it...