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I was robbed last month but we were all asleep, hes unfortunate to get attacked as most robbers just smash and grab. but hey, i hope you get well soon m8. take care.
my nob is extremely small and warty.........................
.....just ring that bell and walk the long walk.....Stormscythe wrote:
Well, our army really... didn't want mekilla_karnickl wrote:
116 days left.
Means 2784 hours
or 16740 minutes
or 10022400 seconds
till i can leave the army. Its not worth the crap.
I hope u don't need to serve in any country with any combat actions. So good luck!
Do the french have an army?!!! pretty sure it was a load of homos kissing and bumming each other....maybe im mistaken! lmao... nice one downy m8.King_County_Downy wrote:
Don't you mean the French army?[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
Italian army is the best in the world at retreating...hope you can run fast backwards!! rofl...seriously though, good luck.
OP: Good luck bro! Stay safe!
Italian army is the best in the world at retreating...hope you can run fast backwards!! rofl...seriously though, good luck.
Engineers keep the Army moving in ALL aspects from logistics to Construction....there is ALWAYS a need for Engineers. If a trade is what you want just go Engineers and apply for the trade you want. After basic its so simple. you will enjoy it very much. At the end of the day a recruiter is given a sheet of paper with stats and shit on it, most posts are grunts and its his job to get it filled. you are just a number to him, its your future career hes fucking with. as someone mentioned, dont let them bully you into infantry. hope this helps.
Military Engineers.......all the way...Career for life. All trades covered. Im In the Royal Engineers in the British Army. Training as a Joiner. Done Carpentry, Bricklaying. Its all good. Plus in a war zone its fun too!!
Whitie went to America too didnt he? look at their country now....superpower anyone?
UBER ROFFLES.......they swap kits by pressing (G) when near a kit of dead soldier. Lmfao you are kidding arent you? thats funny as the proverbial shit!!!!muC_gr8r wrote:
Lord of weed...yeah he's a nad spamer...who didn't know that? BUT...has anyone ran into soldiers that can change from sniper to support to a medic to...yeah, all the above...I'm talking about...
MORPHERs…I’ve joined this forum to try to bring to the attention the fact that there are players that can change from sniper to support to medic…throughout the game! I play sniper and had a support enemy soldier on my sights when he changed into a sniper (dropped claymores)…I shot him and he turned into a medic (healed himself)…absolutely ridiculous! I play a lot of infantry only games…and that’s where you’ll run into these morphers. Has anyone else seen these CHEATS????????????????????????
Sniper Rifles 99:53:11 4,168 2,380 1.7513 44.93% ...again, fairly average. Some very good snipers out there.
RUGMUNCHER...... a term I use for Lesbians!
For the experience, and the pride of defending my country also. Plus the uniform gets you laid! lol.
Space is infinite!
How damn well dare you sir....my sexual past has no business of yours.......**whispers..''what the hell am I talking about''?!!**{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Do you have hislexia?[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
doesnt help us dyslek......dysleck....disslecks....dumb fucks like me!
doesnt help us dyslek......dysleck....disslecks....dumb fucks like me!
Fat veiny bollocks
Killed by the parachute........it kills!
who cares abouth day/month/year? ffs what the fk does it matter? start ya own thread for day/month/year if you so wish.Major_Spittle wrote:
Year/Month/Day. It makes more sense when storing information, especially files named for date. 20070101, 20070102...... stores files in order without years and months mixed up.
It feels fcuking awful. Its indescribable how i feel and how i felt at the time. So many emotions running through me at once. i was nealry sick at just the thought of it yesterday.
yes day month year. its how we brits work things over here m8.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Day/month/year?[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
Well I was robbed in the small hours of 04:30 AM on Tuesday the 13/02/2007. They stole my Car keys, sat nav, wallets with my military i.d and car driving licence in. There was only £2 in the wallet!! They then went out of the house and took off in my car. I cannot describe the feeling of knowing someone was in my house while I and my family slept. Its a really strange feeling. Anyone else been burgled? How did it make you feel? I at times feel physically sick.
month/day/year is the correct way. i was about to point out how there couldnt be a 13th month but yeah...
crazy
Snapped the barrel on the back door. pull the handle up withe mole grips and snap the barrel lock. i now have dead locks on all doors. chains and stuff too. alarm on everynight from now on, not just ''if i remember to do it i will''!....i put the fridge in front of the back door now.with also a paint tin jammed under the handle.Volatile_Squirrel wrote:
How did the intruders gets in? What steps are you taking now to assure that this won't happen again.[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
Well I was robbed in the small hours of 04:30 AM on Tuesday the 13/02/2007. They stole my Car keys, sat nav, wallets with my military i.d and car driving licence in. There was only £2 in the wallet!! They then went out of the house and took off in my car. I cannot describe the feeling of knowing someone was in my house while I and my family slept. Its a really strange feeling. Anyone else been burgled? How did it make you feel? I at times feel physically sick.
lol. If i had have known definitely but my next door neighbour got cctv of them doing it. It was my daughter that disturbed them. It doesnt bear thinking about if she had gone downstairs for a drink as sometimes she does.CoronadoSEAL wrote:
"daddyofdeath" could have been ironic.
Well I was robbed in the small hours of 04:30 AM on Tuesday the 13/02/2007. They stole my Car keys, sat nav, wallets with my military i.d and car driving licence in. There was only £2 in the wallet!! They then went out of the house and took off in my car. I cannot describe the feeling of knowing someone was in my house while I and my family slept. Its a really strange feeling. Anyone else been burgled? How did it make you feel? I at times feel physically sick.
Deadeye.
SnEYEper.
One eyed willy.
Eyeziah
**Breaks in to song** ......I can see clearly now the pain has gone, I can see all (moving) obstacles in my way..........**sigh, I must get out more!!**
SnEYEper.
One eyed willy.
Eyeziah
**Breaks in to song** ......I can see clearly now the pain has gone, I can see all (moving) obstacles in my way..........**sigh, I must get out more!!**
Eyeball Paul!!!!
this a mod or add on ie booster?Smitty5613 wrote:
they are making a mod like that for BF2, its called Forgotten Hope 2
Kicked for stating that I was a guest on their server!!!! I asked for an alternative admin on their server as I believed there was an admin abusing his powers. The said admin said ''look at what else the admins pay for'' as I was banned....i only stated that I believed an admin was abusing their power....lmfao....I welcome any FearMe admins to disprove this. Please show evidence that I was being disrespectful. Please please please feel free. I cant wait for this.
Waits for the evidence........'excuses from fearme'.
/kthxbye-daddyofdeath
Waits for the evidence........'excuses from fearme'.
/kthxbye-daddyofdeath
Anyone remember steve ogrizovich? old coventry GK. He has to be the ugliest (in an ungay way) GK ever. remember his fcuking nose.........!!!
My missus will get a treat alright, all wrapped up.....in a big fat fkn boxing glove.
Lol best Gk ever eh!TheDarkRaven wrote:
COME ON, JOHN!ShoopDaWhoop wrote:
O SHEA, O SHEA
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT O'SHEA
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT O'SHEA
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT O'SHEA
that was funny as hell.
Ever saved a shot with your bollocks?!!! I have and it fucking hurt!
--Deadballs--
Which foot do you use when taking dead balls or free kicks? I use my right foot. Its unusual for a GK to use their left foot, any left footed GK's out there? Or know any pro GKs out there, im not sure of any right now.
--Deadballs--
Which foot do you use when taking dead balls or free kicks? I use my right foot. Its unusual for a GK to use their left foot, any left footed GK's out there? Or know any pro GKs out there, im not sure of any right now.
In summer im usually in between my line and edge of the box. purely for the bounce on the usually hard pitches. It is embarassing being lobbed from a bouncing ball. but generally im on the edge of my box so I can act as a sweeper for my defence. i come out screaming 'keepers' at top of my voice so as to put off the oncoming striker. 9 times out of 10 it works. However if my brother is playing he usually gets in my way and we end up brawling because he takes it off me and loses it, as has happened before.......empty net, Goal!! *hangs head iin shame*
Maybe its him that taken the penalty? Or hes behind the camera hoping its his turn next.Uncle Mombassa wrote:
What is the other goalkeeper doin....
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i stay near my line if its bouncing and let the bounce go b4 i come out. otherwise as you know, its the old lob. Have you ever scored a goal in a game for your team? i mean like in a league match or cup match. I went up for a corner once with 5 minutes to go, ball bounced around in area defender swung at it, it fell to me edge of box, /BANG? 1-1. not a win i know but not a loss. i was the fkn uber hero that day!!! Against local rivals also. What about you 'keepers?
Lets talk about one on ones. What do you do to put off a striker on a one on one? i jump up and down whilst flailing my arms and 'lunge at feet' at last possible minute. what do you gk's do?
ALL GK's please try the E5s range of Adidas. thay are awesome. i tried them in training tonight and the durability is very impressive. one spit and absorbtion is effective immediately. catchint and parrying is immense. Please try these.
Thanks shoop and zimmer for analysis. I may try them then. Im off football training tonight and will try out my new Adidas E5S, i will provide feedback. cant wait tbh. Apologies with my wrong analysis of the rollfingers.
badgers humping squirrels in the ass. that really grinds my gears
Not too keen on the roll finger gloves myself as i dont see a need for it. You use the palm of you gloves for full contact ie catching/ parrying. Or fist for punching clear. At what point do you ever use the sides of your fingers? you'll probably break your fingers if you tries it. but then again i havent tried them. Am I wrong in my assumption that they are just for show? please give thoughts.
who is a goalkeeper!! what is a goalkeeper!! what forum is this!
you know what i mean. ok, european keeper then. dont tell the rest of the lads i said english tho....just our secret yeah.....(shhhhhhhhhhh)!surgeon_bond wrote:
given is irish btw, (just a heads up)[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
Shay Given demands respect i feel with the defenders he has. Yes it is nice to see an English 'keepers name in with the likes of schmeicel and cech to name but a few.KingCheese wrote:
"The Black Panther" Lev Yashin has to be the greatest 'keeper of all time. I think one of the most underrated 'keepers of today though is Shay Given, nice to see a few folks tossing his name in there.
LOL u mad m8. was a good game tho eh. john o shea in front of the onion bag!!TheDarkRaven wrote:
Let us end all the argument & all agree on one man now...
John O'Shea!
You cannot deny it!
Oh, and he's also great because he can score goals (even if he is a bit clumsy)!
I'm serious about that, but as the for you 'connoisseurs' of goal-keeping, I'd say Zuberbuhler! No, just kidding, I meant Peter Schmeichel - great 'keeper.
Just got some Adidas FS Replique fingersaves e5s generation. Smart. remind me of Uhlsport alot in the making, with the elasticated cuff and tight close fit. Kahn and Van der sar wear them. I catch alot and sturdy on crosses. dont believe in punching, only as a last resort will i do that.ShoopDaWhoop wrote:
Sells are really good gloves, I have had quite a few pairs in my time. I dont really like nike gloves cause they dont do roll fingers, well they didnt last time I looked for gloves.[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
I used to be a big Sondico fan 10 or so years ago, but i feel Nike do a good glove these days. I'm going to try Sells out this weekend when i get a pair, so I will give feedback on that. Anyone used sells or selsports gloves?
Shay Given demands respect i feel with the defenders he has. Yes it is nice to see an English 'keepers name in with the likes of schmeicel and cech to name but a few.KingCheese wrote:
"The Black Panther" Lev Yashin has to be the greatest 'keeper of all time. I think one of the most underrated 'keepers of today though is Shay Given, nice to see a few folks tossing his name in there.
Lol anyone remember Massimo Taibi!!!! Also Fabian (Fabulous.....Not) Barthez. I'm glad we got rid of him between the sticks.