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all the guys who have over a million points are hackers i mean for instance look at ronedog time your telling me he doubled the time he played of over 8k hours in the space of 1 day? ban him his ip address and hang him and his family
my old head master was called graham R soles
was in usmc attack helicopter and was fighting mec on oman, They had their attack chopper on me i got it on fire then just before it exploded i died and i was throw over to their side cos of autobalance, seconds later they had died due to me and i got 2 tks for it. this has happened twice and it makes me mad
brigadier general but maybe 2day or 2mora i am major
nice spm mate
big bang, simple. its fact. its science, no such thing as god. ahmen to that you bible bashing idiots
il second thatspawnofthemist wrote:
22100 points. that's it.
I Think I Know Which Glitch It Is Its The Tt Pin But Im Not Telling
120 mph in a ford escort when i was 17 years old with no licence down the 'mad mile' with my friends
p.s i have grown up a lot since then im 21 in 2 weeks
p.s i have grown up a lot since then im 21 in 2 weeks
an empty packet of crisps and your latest telephone and gas bill, perhaps a 30 kg bag of cement and an ashtray?
lol i own and its true, bush is a twat
that fatty makes good quotes and he has good reasons why it was staged can't you see it?
ah yeah but i have all battlefields in boxes i have 1942, vietnam, bf2 vanilla and sf just want to complete the collection
so does anyone know the release date of 2142 for uk so i can pop down to pc world and get a piece
i just think they are trying to jinx bush. hope it works can't stand the mofo
i think it was staged just to start a war because everybody knows george dubya bush likes... no no LOVES WAR. he just wanted to blame the al queda so he could blow baghdad the hell up.
AMEN
AMEN
an ironing board or maybe a mouse trap?
i had a poo today
sweetcorn and peanuts do not digest in your stomach so therfor comes out in you feces (poo, shit, sheepball you know the score)
you aim for just body and not head then you noobVspyVspy wrote:
I'm number 341 with 35% (rounded up)
why isn't medic on the list?
whats that supposed to mean?
and by the way i know he doesn't like playing long rounds but there must be once where he has though in half a year and more
and by the way i know he doesn't like playing long rounds but there must be once where he has though in half a year and more
hey guys i was just checkin some stats ( not being a geek) but have you noticed that rd volx has not got one single combat action medal but yet he has nearly a quarter of a million kills tell me if u know what the deal is
SHUTRTG_ILLUSION wrote:
Would have knocked that teacher the fuck out.
THE
FUCK
UP
just another wannabe hardman would resort to violence what a prick.
you make me sick u got nothin i want, i want euro medal off sombody please
ROFL137twozerosniper wrote:
thats fucking sickCameronPoe wrote:
Here's a good BAD joke:
Little Amy was running around the house of an evening when she burst into her parents room. Her mother had just got out of the shower and was drying herself. She was getting ready to go out to Bingo that night.
Amy: 'Mummy, Mummy, what are those two things there!?'
Mother: 'Oh dear, they're my breasts, dear!'
Amy: 'Mummy, Mummy, when do I get breasts? When do I get breasts?'
Mother: 'Oh kitten, you won't get them until you've grown up into a big girl, dear.'
Amy: 'And Mummy, what's that furry stuff down there?'
Feeling awkward, Mother: 'That's my pubic hair, dear!'
Amy: 'When do I get hair down there Mummy?'
Mother: 'Oh kitten, you won't get them until you've grown up into a big girl, dear.'
Amy, her inquisitiveness sated, runs off down the hall and bursts into the bathroom. SHe is confronted with something she doesn't quite understand - her father is over the toilet, masturbating.
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, what is that big purple snake thing there Daddy?'
Shocked Daddy: 'Er, that's my dick, dear!'
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, when do I get one of those, Daddy?'
Daddy: 'As soon as your mum goes to bingo!!!!!!'
Depraved.
i like sirloin steak
id say mine would be about 300 quid
hardest thing about that for me was the driver points it took me a while to know what it was but if u fly chopper with a good gunner u get plenty of emDucksteina wrote:
I'd like your Medal of Valor. Thanks!schofield wrote:
hey sharpshooter thats a fine spm you have and a good set of stats overall.
anyway i want your air combat medal guy above me
hey sharpshooter thats a fine spm you have and a good set of stats overall.
anyway i want your air combat medal guy above me
anyway i want your air combat medal guy above me
nothing i want there so i will just take a gold star to add to my collection
cn tower is not the tallest just so you know i can't believe no one said anything
tell me why my joke is crap? is it cos you DON'T GET IT?
why are they german jokes? they are facts of life
theres a MASSIVE car boot sale on at kelvington runway. its only bits and pieces but all of it is TOP GEAR
was born 26th 10th 1985 at halifax royal infirmary west yorkshire uk
skoda and solid
thats 2 guys now who have reached half a million global points jeeze
just thought i would point it out its ecr.rc
just thought i would point it out its ecr.rc
anyone know what factor steve irwins sun cream was when he died? there mustn't have not been enough cos the harmfull rays got him
sense*Gawwad wrote:
You're not making much senceschofield wrote:
ahh so one of them popped up, go comb ur hair fag boy and gimmie some karma while ur at itGawwad wrote:
See, the stereotype I mentioned in action
hm yes so your saying i am a young child?
i know what fashion is pal and it is not pink
i know what fashion is pal and it is not pink
when i said somthing i meant bands that have hairstyles like them, i have got perfect spelling my friend
ahh so one of them popped up, go comb ur hair fag boy and gimmie some karma while ur at itGawwad wrote:
See, the stereotype I mentioned in actionschofield wrote:
OWNEDDDloonitic wrote:
Weedy, I’m 6'2 weighing in @ 15stone, one of my mates is a pro cage fighter and he doesn’t wear pink.
PS im 6,1 13 stone was ex karate national champion and i hate pink it is for woman. The men who wear pink is pop idol wannabees with shitty stuck up hair like them faggots arctic monkeys or somthin
OWNEDDDloonitic wrote:
Weedy, I’m 6'2 weighing in @ 15stone, one of my mates is a pro cage fighter and he doesn’t wear pink.messmessmess17 wrote:
only real men can pull off the colour pink mate guess ur a weedy little prick thenloonitic wrote:
Voted no as its fucking Pink for Christ sake !!!
lmao
PS im 6,1 13 stone was ex karate national champion and i hate pink it is for woman. The men who wear pink is pop idol wannabees with shitty stuck up hair like them faggots arctic monkeys or somthin
why bullshit us? your spm is 1.9 or somthing daft
hey all just wondering if we have got a sargent major OF THE CORPS in bf2 and if so who is it because it says there is only 1 at a time
don't worry about it mate dreams are just a memory of what you have seen throughout your day and more fun experiences are remembered more than bad ones so ur just havin fun at bf2 and don't listen to the idiots who say otherwise, keep playingE7IX3R wrote:
1. In the past 10 days, I'd say I've dreamt about being in battlefield combat, fighting against chinese and and russian about 7-8 nights. I've been stabbed in the leg, shot in the eye and revived (i got shot in the eye, fell down dead and saw myself being revived by a guy with shock paddles) and fired a support gun at advancing chinese forces.
2. When I go to sleep at night, I listen to music, but very quietly. Sometimes I hear the UAV detecting enemies in the area, I seem to of had this voice in the back of my head shouting ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED!
but of course, there is no UAV and it's just my imagination.
3. I reply to peoples with "Roger" and "Thanks, I owe you one" if they do me a favour. Also, I often find myself in the house alone shouting ENEMY APC INBOUD!! and other various comm rose sentences.
Does anyone else experience this?
Because I'd like to know if I am still normal.