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Simon
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***NOT UPDATING THIS THREAD ANYMORE***

                                9/10/06






Whats the most irrelevant fact that you know ?
I'm hoping for a few funny ones here, also don't post any facts that you think may break the rules !


Have fun


I will make a top 5 list of the facts which I think are the most irrelevant or funny

1. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. - Stoned

2. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.  - Knightnifer

3. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.   - AdamsBJ

4. The fonetic /o/ is found in every language on the Earth.  - Daggoth-UR-XXX

5. Cockroaches can live several weeks with their head cut off  - Tyferra

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Make sure that the facts are true !!

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Due to popular demand ( by Wilhelm ) there is a new section !

The WilhelmSissener section !

1. If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

2. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second

3. A Saudi Arabian woman cant get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

4. The tip of a shoelace is called and aglet

5. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.


NEW: The TMo section ! So many facts..

1. One out of every four Americans has appeared on TV.     

2. 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex/porn sites.

3. Every day, 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents.

4. The average person swallows eight spiders every year, usually while asleep.

5. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

6. Elvis was originally blonde.

7. The average age at which people lose their virginity is 15.3 years old.

8. Eskimos (Inuits) use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.

9. 20% of all females have had at least one homosexual experience.

10. There is no such thing as an 'anti-wrinkle' cream.

11. In Great Britain, 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance.

12. Three people die every year testing if a 9-volt battery works on their tongue.

13. Butterflies taste with their feet.

14. The world's best known word is "ok".  The second best known word is "Coca-Cola".

15. Giraffes can clean their ears with their tongues.

16. Charlie CHaplin once won second prize in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

17. in 1995 a Japanese tour boat sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30000 feet.

18. Only one book has been printed in more languages than the Bible.  That book is the Ikea catalogue.

19. More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poisonous spiders.

20. The burglar alarm was originally invented by a Dane, but it was actually stolen

TMo is now retired..

Last edited by Simon (2006-10-10 09:30:23)

..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|5774
Pigs have 30 min long orgasms
Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|5825|MoVal So-Cal
blood is blue in your veins


(blue until it hits the open air...then it becomes red)

Last edited by Pernicious544 (2006-10-08 01:49:17)

[email protected]
has the greatest stats on earth
+125|5869|Germany
o rly??

there is one snake kind in australia which has two heads and permanently tries to fight / eat herself... it´s sooo funny to see this snake fighting with herself
this snake kind is a mutation of one special kind of snakes there and this mutations won´t end in near future, so there will always be new two-head-fighting-each-other-snakes in australia (but in fact, they are fighting after 2-3 days living, so it´s quite hard to find a living one )
wait I search a pic.... here:

https://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,560180,00.jpg
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|5604|Sheffield-England
Armadillos can be housebroken
Simon
basically
+838|5783|UK
Keep em commin' guys !
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|5774|Washington DC

Simon wrote:

Whats the most irrelevant fact that you know ?
I'm a First Sergeant in a computer game ... 

..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|5774

OrangeHound wrote:

Simon wrote:

Whats the most irrelevant fact that you know ?
I'm a First Sergeant in a computer game ... 

lol
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|5565|A drop house
Lobsters can be Hypnotized.
RonnY[NL]
Chanetoy Dugali
+309|5836|Groningen / Netherlands
happiness is just a state of mind, no???
name1ess
Member
+8|5875|Newcastle, Aus.
Elephants cant jump
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|5858|Oslo, Norway
Out of 100,000 mooses/elk hunted in the north (noob scandinavia) every other year one of them is white.
https://www.vg.no/bilder/edrum/1160158568390_374.jpg



edit:

Attempt #2
          -Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Attempt #3
          -A bear burns 4000 calories per day during hibernation.

Last edited by WilhelmSissener (2006-10-08 02:47:43)

Jenspm
penis
+1,716|5857|St. Andrews / Oslo

^Winner!
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I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|5844|Melbourne, Australia
the only food coachroaches wont eat is cucumbers
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|5864|Comber, Northern Ireland
guinness turns ur shit black
Prodie
Moderator Emeritus
+270|5899|Nova Scotia, Canada

67.453% of statistics are made up on the spot.
jord
Member
+2,382|5803|The North, beyond the wall.
More people are injured by vending machines than by sharks.
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|5767|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
"i have a fantastically large penis" has a better success rate than "can i buy you a drink?"
w00stafa
Krylov Whore
+35|5683|AK101 Factory
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages during the First World War.

I quite like that one though.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5748|Little Bentcock
they changed the dimples on golf balls from circles to hexagons to decrease air resitance...
How was that, couldn't think of anything more irrelevant.
Simon
basically
+838|5783|UK
Ok the post has been updated !! Current no.1 - Whilhelm !
[LRDG] Ed
Watch out for that claymore!
+32|5717|UK
Most people live in a house.

I am not asleep -FACT, I think...
Simon
basically
+838|5783|UK
UPDATED ! Again
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|5858|Oslo, Norway
Every year more people die because of donkeys than airplane crashes.
BrOk_MoRdU
Psychotic Sniper Inc.
+76|5677|The Land of Claywhore
Venus is the only planet in our solar system that rotates clockwise.

Last edited by BrOk_MoRdU (2006-10-08 07:22:35)

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