Well as far as I'm concerned, you can't beat a war movie, and that was pretty good in my eyes...
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Heh, I don't give a damn about the premiership atm, the only league I'm vaguely interested in is League 1
My Prediction Nottingham Forest 0 -- 1 The rest of the league
My Prediction Nottingham Forest 0 -- 1 The rest of the league
A Montenegran??
*waits for the obvious answer alarm*
*waits for the obvious answer alarm*
hmm...
I'd probably be the kid who sits in the corner doodling random shit and doing bugger all.
Oh yeah and occasionaly getting the urge to steal the teachers shoes
I'd probably be the kid who sits in the corner doodling random shit and doing bugger all.
Oh yeah and occasionaly getting the urge to steal the teachers shoes
Well I certainly wouldn't want to be standing next to it
apparently my parents ave me Brandy to send me to sleep at the tender age of 6 months :p
And I've never been drunk as far as I know
And I've never been drunk as far as I know
I'm 14...
I need to go and get a job whilst I still know everything
I need to go and get a job whilst I still know everything
Gulf Stream failure??
Seriously though, I was freaked each time it snowed, especially since I didn't get to go out and piss about like I usually do in the snow
Seriously though, I was freaked each time it snowed, especially since I didn't get to go out and piss about like I usually do in the snow
<_<
>_>
err ahh hmm
I scrunch...
>_>
err ahh hmm
I scrunch...
I'm too wittle at the moment *dammit* but they can't stop me anyway!
Biology was piss easy.
Chemistry was not so piss easy, but still was easy.
Didn't have any trouble other than the fact that I licked/chewed my pencil to death
Chemistry was not so piss easy, but still was easy.
Didn't have any trouble other than the fact that I licked/chewed my pencil to death
Stick to the ass, it ain't funny.
I see fail
Wait, I'm a What??
my blob disapproves of you
If you liked the internet, this would be funny.
Dude... just, dude...
Enemy pervert spotted!
I see fail
Wait, I'm a What??
my blob disapproves of you
If you liked the internet, this would be funny.
Dude... just, dude...
Enemy pervert spotted!
Physical:
- long/short sighted *has varyed many times*
- queer toes *the little 'uns are bent and look bloated*
- clutterer
- various habits, though most have gone now
- I'm a furry?
Sainsburys.
things wrong with the others...
Morrisons has joined the axis of evil since it's taking over of safeways *which was the BEST*
Tesco: When you get in you realize that those adverts were bullshity jokes
ASDA: Sure, we all want to buy cheap crap
B&m: wtf is that...
Waitrose: Exact opposite of ASDA Expensive tosh
M&S: This isn't just shit, this is M&S shit...
Other: Co-op= mom and pop... no thx.
things wrong with the others...
Morrisons has joined the axis of evil since it's taking over of safeways *which was the BEST*
Tesco: When you get in you realize that those adverts were bullshity jokes
ASDA: Sure, we all want to buy cheap crap
B&m: wtf is that...
Waitrose: Exact opposite of ASDA Expensive tosh
M&S: This isn't just shit, this is M&S shit...
Other: Co-op= mom and pop... no thx.
Unzombified_Zombie: *was reading world war Z among other books at the time*
The-Heretics_God: Like most things, stoel it from a friend
The-Heretics_God: Like most things, stoel it from a friend
In that case, GO EARTHQUAKE!!! *waits for another*Tehremos wrote:
god trying to rid us of hull tbhUnzombified_Zombie wrote:
Damn... I'm pretty close to hull, I'm getting warnings of aftershocks *oh fuck*KILLSWITCH wrote:
Aparrently the epicentre was in Hull, and it measured 4.7 on the richter scale.
Damn... I'm pretty close to hull, I'm getting warnings of aftershocks *oh fuck*KILLSWITCH wrote:
Aparrently the epicentre was in Hull, and it measured 4.7 on the richter scale.
I got it in Grantham Lincolnshire!!
Fuck I nearly headbutted my table!
Fuck I nearly headbutted my table!
E-rakh
unless I'm inpersonating Bush, then eyerackistan
unless I'm inpersonating Bush, then eyerackistan
Raccoon city
(on a serious note I think stoke takes the cake, or grimsby)
(on a serious note I think stoke takes the cake, or grimsby)
Wake up at 7
fall asleep 10 seconds later
wake up 5 minutes later,
fall asleep 10 seconds later
Get dragged ot of bed by annoyed parent
fall asleep in cereal
Is finally woken up by the cold milk.
fall asleep 10 seconds later
wake up 5 minutes later,
fall asleep 10 seconds later
Get dragged ot of bed by annoyed parent
fall asleep in cereal
Is finally woken up by the cold milk.
JAM JAM JAM JAM JAMOllie wrote:
It's "jelly", lets not offend the Americans...Kurazoo wrote:
Savoury - Turkey + Stuffing + Butter
Sweet - Peanut Butter and Jam
Praises the language barrier again.
It's the old marmite thing (my 2nd fave btw)XxRavenxX wrote:
still fucking gross.usmarine2005 wrote:
Ohhhhhh... So like an Egg Salad sandwich here in the states?Unzombified_Zombie wrote:
http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-content/u … _47911.JPG
Resist it...
Unless you think it looks rank...
Or like chicken brains
You'd love me at school then, I reek of the stuff
Yep.usmarine2005 wrote:
Ohhhhhh... So like an Egg Salad sandwich here in the states?
Praise language barriers.
http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-content/u … _47911.JPGusmarine2005 wrote:
wtf?Unzombified_Zombie wrote:
Egg and mayonaisse
Resist it...
Unless you think it looks rank...
Or like chicken brains
Egg and mayonaisse
I always thought it meant wtf backwards untill last year.
I was like "ftw?"... I mean "wtf?"
I was like "ftw?"... I mean "wtf?"
Grantham (Where I live)
Maggie Thatcher
Isaac Newton
Traffic
chavs
Poole (IMO my true hometown)
Bournemouth
Sandbanks
Scouts
Poole Quay
Maggie Thatcher
Isaac Newton
Traffic
chavs
Poole (IMO my true hometown)
Bournemouth
Sandbanks
Scouts
Poole Quay
Talk about the French pisselite3444 wrote:
!!!!!!!!!
Shut up about the German shit!!!
!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: able to wear a swimsuit:obese
??????
President
Avatar, signature, giant argument etc
n00bs
Obese
Obese
People in fur suits (that's why I hate disneyland)
Also bees and wasps to the EXTREME. I'll have a fit if a bee lands on me.
Also bees and wasps to the EXTREME. I'll have a fit if a bee lands on me.
As far as I'm concerned, both the 360 and PS3 kick ass
XBOX 360
Advantages: Kickass games. Internet gameplay.
Disadvantages: Red light of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. + Internet costs 2 much tbh
PS3
Advantages: Slightly better graphics. Doesn't have the red light of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Disadvantages: No decent multiplayer gameplay. No Gs.
Wii
Advantages: More tenneis than you can wave a remote at.
Disadvantages: Repetetive games. Gay Miis. No GTA/ decent fps'es
I prefer the PS3 for it sixaxis controller and the 360 for gamerscore and Forza 2.
Wii fails
XBOX 360
Advantages: Kickass games. Internet gameplay.
Disadvantages: Red light of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. + Internet costs 2 much tbh
PS3
Advantages: Slightly better graphics. Doesn't have the red light of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Disadvantages: No decent multiplayer gameplay. No Gs.
Wii
Advantages: More tenneis than you can wave a remote at.
Disadvantages: Repetetive games. Gay Miis. No GTA/ decent fps'es
I prefer the PS3 for it sixaxis controller and the 360 for gamerscore and Forza 2.
Wii fails
QFT. Stoke Is the crappest place I've ever been, and I've been to a tibetan village.ghettoperson wrote:
When we're talking about Stoke, we mean the one that is on Trent yes? It's a shithole.
Chelsea= fail since Mourinho left.henno13 wrote:
northen rock = fail
owen = fail
chelsea = win
Lols at stoke fans. "We took your only decent player!!"
I'd love to see that on the constitution.
People are suing for everything nowadays
On a serious note, nobody should have to allow anybody to have sex in their bathroom. And in a public bathroom, why would you even want to?
People are suing for everything nowadays
On a serious note, nobody should have to allow anybody to have sex in their bathroom. And in a public bathroom, why would you even want to?
Yer wot?Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm surprised yanks haven't comented on how it's funny that a Brit is posting a thread about dental problems.
You guys are sloooow
http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/ … owpoke.gif
Just chew on the other side of the mouth, and you'll be fine.
Soup?
I was spanked, big fucking deal.
It's just the government trying to be politically correct.
It's just the government trying to be politically correct.
Just gotta love those booksrdx-fx wrote:
yes.. reading books.. dead tree edition. In the dark ages before Wikipedia and Google. By the light of my campfire, while eating my freshly killed wooly mammoth.
But I'll stick to being agnostic thx. I respect other peoples religion, they respect my scepticism and cynicism. Fair deal tbh.
Oh so Kmarion isn't a mod...bennisboy wrote:
nah, u?Miguel Diaz wrote:
asking for a ban?
ohbtw, "0 mods online"
so?
well. We found something... but we didn't find what you wanted us to find. Nothing. We didn't find nothing so we couldn't find it.bennisboy wrote:
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z118 … NDFUCK.gif
Clever, annoying, and reminds me of something some birk would do in my school.
You made that waterfall look like my old dog.liquidat0r wrote:
Looks blatantly obvious to me. But I guess that's because it's the first thing I saw, and now I can't see anything different.bennisboy wrote:
Where the hell is that?liquidat0r wrote:
Giant dinosaur/crocodile mouth with the water pouring over it?
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3500 … ly5.th.jpg
This ain't my old dog, but looks like it and was same breed.
<weeps>
Damn you bennisboy for bringing this curse upon me!!!
Damn you bennisboy for bringing this curse upon me!!!