Yeah, I gotta go with this. That's how i set my best kill streak. Went 28 and 0 with that beast.SAF.Phaxe wrote:
APC + Fall Of Berlin = OWNED!
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I hate how fickle bf2 is. It's like it has a mind of it's own...some days, it will let you use the mg36 to perfection...other days...you couldn't hit the god damn ground if you fainted. Or how some days...I'm a one shot magnet, other days, i can actually duke it out through a few clips without being picked off by every god damn rifle or gun in the game. Last but not least...I hate being a grenade magnet. That's a constant. It doesn't matter where i run. What i do. Even when i know where the grenade is, it still somehow hurts me in a big way. Good times!
Dude...awesome post. I wanted to see that fight so bad, but my UFC On Demand wouldn't work right. Thanks for that. I wish i could plus 100 you.
I've seen those PL clan guys play before...I have yet to see one that isn't a fuckin' vehicle whore. They're the worst on special forces too. If they can't get a vehicle, they'll just hide until one pops up rather than help the team...but after looking at that guys stats, maybe that's for the best since they obviously aren't very good on the ground.
Unless you're U.S.A.F. Then you just spend most of your time sweeping floors and pulling apart shitty aircraft...usmarine2007 wrote:
That is all you do in the military, train of fight. 99% of the time in the military is spent training.Mackaronen wrote:
After you are sent to your unit, do you continue to train for battle until going to Iraq?usmarine2007 wrote:
For the Marines, boot camp is about 3 months, then depending on your job, another 2 or 3 months of basic combat school. If you work in aviation, you go to school for a long time to learn your job. If you are in the infantry, after your 3 month basic combat school, you are sent right to your unit. Now, depending on when you get there, that unit could be going to Iraq in a month or a year. Luck of the draw.
Florida St. Sucks ass...it's all about the gator chomp baby! 3 straight, eat that Noles'!
Well said mate.killer21 wrote:
64 player IO servers are filled with nade spamming. I like to play in 32 size servers because there is more 1 vs 1 action instead of people just chunking nades at people. Good times to be had.
You bet your sweet ass i have a comment...(CROW) usually treats us good on that server, but that little god damn son of a bitch (CROW)Bigyuki, he's gonna die a million deaths by the time i'm done with him. I know all of this e-threatening is pointless, but if there's one thing i do, it's respect another clans server, and to get banned for NO fucking reason all because he couldn't produce the tears to jerk off with, and decided to take it out on us, that doesn't excuse him. I hope to god one of his mates in charge sees this and realize what a fuckin' kiddy douche they have in their clan and i wish with every fiber in my body that i could throttle that infant in person. Sadly...i'll have to settle for making him my new top victim. Gripe gripe, bitch bitch, moan moan...word to the wise, avoid playing when he is on if any of you play on that server. I'm done...i feel better now.
Are you positive you are looking under the right tab, because i know it sounds silly, but there's a 'local' tab, and then there's the multiplay tab or something like that. Also, check your filters and make sure that they have parameters. I honestly don't know what else to tell you. Good luck, hope you get it all straightened out.
Yeah, i was reading the article, looks like this dickhater and his cabana boys are gonna swing from the rafters, assuming the appeal doesn't go through...which with all likeliness, it won't.
P.S. Repeat is cool for machine guns, why not topics?
P.S. Repeat is cool for machine guns, why not topics?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061105/ap_ … am_verdict
That's probably gonna go over like a shit in a punch bowl. Hope the U.S. is on high alert for that one. What do you guys think of it all?
That's probably gonna go over like a shit in a punch bowl. Hope the U.S. is on high alert for that one. What do you guys think of it all?
Heh, yeah, BM is fuckin' righteous, but you can't count Fighter out, he is always great for a laugh.SilentscoutIX wrote:
I got tired of 8-bit theater after a few hundred comics lol. My idol was Black Mage.
Yeah, seriously, this is only ninth grade, i thought that every day was a new worst when i was in highschool, but after four years in the military, i'd give a right (or left, i'm open to suggestions) testicle to go back to the ease of highschool. Drama is surprisingly easy to weather when you realize to yourself..."who gives a true flying shit?" Trust ol' Kyouteki on this one.
For those of you big time final fantasy RPG gamers out there, i've got THE very best freakin' comic in the world for you. It's hilarious beyond belief and i've been reading it for years. The editor of it is a comic genius. Enjoy. www.nuklearpower.com
i know exactly where you're coming from on the accounts thing. I however, refused to fold and create a new one just to look good. I've made it my personal mission to see that i improve my stats to 2 for 1 KD on my main account no matter how long it takes, and after a serious four months at it, i've jumped from 1.54 to 1.93 without sacrificing my personal ethics by jet whoring, or tank whoring, or anything of that nature. I've been true ground pounding it without the help of the medic kit to do all the work for me.
Gotta agree, 110%. Death to nonbelievers!davespanzer777 wrote:
Nice Pic, but your sig Punish for TeamKills, I hate you Motherfuckers.......
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The only time i've ever really felt guilt was i was invited to play a pistols and knives server with some friends from work, and i'd bounced through these things once or twice before when i was more new to the game and i remembered that they're a blast because it's dead even competition and no armor to worry about, or arty. So i went in there, and it turns out that the guy who had set up the server had set it to where it was 32 person on a large map...so 300 tickets, with a near to ten medics per side reviving everyone. Every round was probably taking about 2 hours just to finish because he had no time limit set. I came in there blazing, thinking to score as many points as possible. Before i knew it, i was at 62 kills with still over 200 tickets left and i'd already busted 100 and then some on points. So i just stopped playing. I felt so cheap and dirty that i just said fuck it and left. I refuse to get points that way. I come to find out from the guys, that at the end of that round, the guy that had gotten the gold had finished with 702 points. Could you imagine explaining that as your best round? Fuckin' bullshit. I'll take the game as fair as possible, thank you.
Hmmm...your stats are impressive...as a medic. All good things have a hitch i suppose. I'm not saying you can't play other kits well, but it just seems as though medic is your speciality. Still, even being as good as you are with that kit is amazing and congrats on doing a fabulous job...assuming you aren't a hacker .
Thanks all, that's more along the lines of what i was hoping for. My fault for not being more clear, but i definitely appreciate it and your servers you mentioned were a blast for the most part. Thanks again.
I'm well aware of how the 'favorite' option works, and though i agree with you about the shitty assessment, that doesn't mean that there isn't a baseline between most players that they consider 'good' or 'bad.' I asked for people's opinions on what servers they like, i didn't ask for them to justify between heaven and hell. I just wanna know some other players spots and see how i might like them.Varegg wrote:
This is why you have the favorite option in BF2, to add the gooood servers - not satisfied with a server delete it.
Besides a shitty server for you might be a favorite to another, try out what servers suite you and stick with them, dont see any point in blacklisting some servers on this forum when the experience can be very different from person to person !
I'm tired of playing on the servers with the cruddy admins who kick for thier own petulant BS. Or that don't enforce their own rules. If you guys could help me by naming a few servers to steer clear of, that'd be most appreciated. I'll even start. RUS Battlefield 2 Server, and the 24/7 Karkand Infantry Only/ AlphaDogs. They're probably the biggest bunch of fuckin' losers i've ever encountered. Drop a few lines guys so i know where is shitty to play, and where is good.
It's not about mouse sensitivity for me...it's about being cordless and laser. That way, i can whip a full 360 SO much easier than i can on a cord, and the laser keeps me pin point accurate where as a track ball is a real track bitch.
I'm in the U.S. Military, so i'm on a big fitness kick here as of late...so while it loads, i take the time to do a shitload of push-ups and sit-ups because i can usually knock about 30-40 of each out while i'm waiting. Good for you and helps the time go by a little easier.
Guess it's not a new glitch, it's just a one time glitch, congrats on getting the cheating lot of bf2 all excited, then dashing their dreams in a spray of panty waste.
I can't wait until someone with his vast integrity and charisma makes general in a few more days so that all of us low life noobs will have a true role model to base ourselves upon and give us goals to achieve in this e-life that would've never been realized without his divine guidance...death to naysayers of the statspadder!
Oh man, i definitely know what you mean, i was capping the American gas station flag on Mashtuur, and some guy using the M-117 pump shotty was standing at the corner of the building while i was standing in the bushes at the flag, blammo, one shot at the longest range i've ever seen with the shotty, i was down after having full health. I don't necessarily contribute that to aimbotting or whatever, but it was definitely a head scratcher of a kill.SwampDog wrote:
You can put alot of 'Magic' shots down to luck, i`ve done it as sniper on karkand, i ran round a corner at the same time as an enemy soldier, i proned and shot blindly with my l96 and fluked a head shot. the other guy probably thought i was cheating, when it was just a fluke. But sometimes you notice one guy who keeps pulling of miracle shots throughout the round, i was on jalalabd the other day and some guy was using engineer with the shotty and getting headshots from distance. He even got me in the head out of a moving jeep! It`s that sort of situation that makes me think 'aimbot using c*%t!!'.
Yeah, i'd like to say that the level of players is just getting better with the new IO option, but there are just some shots that are ridiculous. I can easily contribute one to three shots as lucky, but when i'm getting head shot EVERY time i poke my head up in any area by the same exact person over 8 times, i consider that to be something of a fluke. Still, who really knows the answer, maybe the guy was just exceptionally on, but it seems like the rest of you are having some of the same problems.
He probably hit the camera control. Fuck the jets as a side note.
Shannanigans!
Maybe it's not about points? I personally just enjoy the killing.
Well, from what i've seen so far, is people telling me i need to learn how to snipe and then maybe i'll understand 'how it happens'. As it turns out...i have over 100 hours sniping, and have expert, and i'm well acquainted with sniping. While i am not so bold as to assume i know all of the ends and outs of sniping, i am very confident that i do know the limitations of sniping. Someone mentioned earlier about how they've never had a problem on the Battleforce server, and normally, i don't either, which is why i chose to bring this up this time because it was so out of the ordinary the way the snipers were unusually on. Then someone else brought up the VERY good point about the coloring program that shows locations through walls and hills and the like. I've seen the video of the guy on Wake Island using the program and i'm surprised i forgot about that. Someone else also mentioned what i hinted at...the IO is improving everyone's sniping abilities, and that, i have no doubts too. I guess it all falls into one of those you had to be there to see it type moments. Thanks you guys for your input though and i definitely appreciate the critique, good and bad.
The only thing i can think of is maybe your teammates were diving out and getting themselves killed by jumping at the wrong moments. Thus, you in control = them getting 'TKed'. Or maybe you were crashing into something, the game likes to blame the pilot for those sorts of things a lot...especially the players that die. They're QUICK to hit the punish button.
I personally...like to throw the blame onto my teammates. "Why isn't our air support fighting off those bombers?" "Why isn't our armor helping us against their armor?" "Why isn't my e-penis big enough to destroy both tank and plane in one awe inspiring explosion of manliness?" Shit like that.
Nah man, it's nothing like that. It's rare for me to complain about the 'hacking' aspect of gameplay, but like i said...i know skill, and i know impossible. I've played for long enough to be able to tell the difference. However, you're entitled to your own opinion, and i know i'm fighting an uphill battle considering the multitudes of chat ninnies that like to waste space complaining about subjects or game aspects that really are more their fault than anyone else's. But does it really seem that hard to imagine that someone might have gotten the idea..."hey, IO, let's go ahead and get the upper hand by slipping a little aimbotting in there."Cbass wrote:
Great, another 'he's better than me - must be a hacker" thread
Hmmm, I'm not gonna get off on a long 'fuck this fuck that' spiel about aimbots, but i would like to say...as much i dearly love the new infantry only option, the level of players is fantastic in the way of skill, fun, and other things like that. I have however noticed that there are getting to be more and more snipers that...wow, just get THE most amazing god damn head shots i've ever seen in my life. Now, the arguement could be made that it's a result of improving kit ability from playing only the kits themselves. I'm always open to such ideas...but i have played long enough to know skill when i see it, and to know impossiblility through human means when i see it. Anyone else have any gripes that fall along these lines? It was especially bad on some IO server Battleforce Infantry Only City Maps. I love the server, and i have nothing against the Admins or people that play there. The Admins were very receptive to my pointing out the 'great' shooting some of the snipers were doing, but i hate that a good server like that is being dragged down by those to cheap to play the game fair. Well...that's my rant, sorry it was so long.
I'd make a bag with patch 1.2 in it, and anytime it's used, the game reverts to 'not suck' mode and people are allowed to actually go nuts like it used to be.
Women...they're so fucking needy
Do what i do when i'm in that situation...say my wife is on the phone with someone, anyone...i just casually feel her up in whatever means i deem necessary. It usually rushes her along and i end up with a happy ending.
You read my mind Septimus2...huh? Does that guy even realize how retarded that sounded? So i guess letting people run wild through any part of the map they want as opposed to funneling them into specific containment areas 'isn't' strategy...i pray he never coaches anything in his life, those poor kids wouldn't know what the fuck was going on.Septimius2 wrote:
um.... huh?Dex Luther wrote:
...Completely blocking off whole areas of a map. That isn't strategy....
wow...
Most most definitely have been there...made a post much like yours a little while ago. I wish we could all get together who've been through this and show those fuckin' assholes how it's done on a fair server.
hmmm...anything expert, i always feel so good whenever i earn one of those. Especially when i do it the legit way by ground pounding and fighting like a possessed mad man during the round. Tanks, Choppers, Cars, infantry, nothing is sacred when i'm rolling like that! A shame i don't fight in that mind set most of the time...ah well, just goes to show i need a goal to keep me motivated.
I'm glad someone made this post, because i've been trying to convince my clan mates that the ping situation has changed dramatically since 1.4. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, but mine didn't, so now i'm trying to fight people who are pinging under 20 and i'm still at about my old ping, anywhere from 60 to 100 depending on the server. I may have to try that one guys idea about reinstalling or what not. I don't wanna be left behind, and as sharp of a troop as i may be, it sucks to see in my screen, the guy hit a roll as we face off, but then i'm dead in seemingly one shot. Meanwhile, his screen probably shows him lay me low with at least 2-4. Good stuff, and i'm not mad at patch 1.4 or EA/DICE, i actually like this patch so far and i have NO problems with it (KNOCK ON WOOD!!!!). Still, i wanna be part of the cool group too...
I'm with the guy who gets kicked for playing to well. Don't ever play the RUS servers, they'll kick you the moment you prove to be ten percent better than their best...which isn't hard. The biggest reason i get mad is because of one: always comes right when i'm having a great round, and for seemingly no reason at all. And two: Language filters, i can't stand the sissy bitches who put those on their servers. Like the TV2 servers...they actually filter the word Hell. Can you believe that? God damn hippy pansies.
Yeah, i've definitely seen them take out a few passengers in the buggies, and even one or two from a humvee, but never anything worthwhile like saladforks suggested...maybe he just likes to argue? Likely scenario.
Elaborate? Honest question, not sarcasm, because me...having been a sniper for over a 100 hours have definitely never destroyed a tank or APC with a claymoreSaladForks wrote:
Yes they do.Kyouteki wrote:
My only guess is because claymores don't cause someone's precious spawn raping machine to explode into a shower of their digi-guts, sparks, and metal chunks.DeathUnlimited wrote:
yea. I'd rather moan about why the fuck is it allowed to throw claymores?!?!?!?!?
c4 is throwable but claymores would fall and became ineffactive when thrown. THEY should be dropped.
My only guess is because claymores don't cause someone's precious spawn raping machine to explode into a shower of their digi-guts, sparks, and metal chunks.DeathUnlimited wrote:
yea. I'd rather moan about why the fuck is it allowed to throw claymores?!?!?!?!?
c4 is throwable but claymores would fall and became ineffactive when thrown. THEY should be dropped.