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I was going to tell you a joke about a bank, but you would lose interest
No?...
I was gonna make a joke about alzheimers, but I forgot how it went.
No?...
I was going to make an Asian joke, but its too short.
No?...
I was going to say a fat joke, bu they never work out.
No?...
I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis... but its too long
No?...
I was going to make a joke about Catholics, but there's nun.
No?...
I was going to tell you a gay joke, but cum on guys.
No?...
These joke reminds me about some other jokes about sheep....I've herd them all.
I was going to tell you a joke about a bank, but you would lose interest
No?...
I was gonna make a joke about alzheimers, but I forgot how it went.
No?...
I was going to make an Asian joke, but its too short.
No?...
I was going to say a fat joke, bu they never work out.
No?...
I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis... but its too long
No?...
I was going to make a joke about Catholics, but there's nun.
No?...
I was going to tell you a gay joke, but cum on guys.
No?...
These joke reminds me about some other jokes about sheep....I've herd them all.
Sad to hear when decent people die.
At least Gomer Pyle and Opie are still kicking.
At least Gomer Pyle and Opie are still kicking.
Anybody wishing that 'Game of Thrones' were as gory as 'Spartacus'?
Sorry but my E-peen is showing:
Can anyone top these two of my babies on the leaderboard?
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I stopped whoring the support to give Assault some love but I miss my C4.
Can anyone top these two of my babies on the leaderboard?
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I stopped whoring the support to give Assault some love but I miss my C4.
No South Park episode had made me laugh like that W.o.W. episode.
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If you guys think there are other episodes as funny or funnier than that one, PLEASE let me know!
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If you guys think there are other episodes as funny or funnier than that one, PLEASE let me know!
My best advise is to get "their" best advice:
http://www.avvo.com
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Lawyers answer questions for free. Crazy but true.
http://www.avvo.com
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Lawyers answer questions for free. Crazy but true.
Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:
I skipped to :42 and thought it actually was CoD.
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WTF? TinyPic compressed my sig to death.
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BTW... this was the original pic.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hx3xwk.jpg
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BTW... this was the original pic.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hx3xwk.jpg
I call it... Bimbo Apocalypse
Try shooting your gun.PigPopTart wrote:
This game is fucking boring.
Hmmm... that gives me an idea for my new sig
After watching these hideous things you'd forget you had "girl problem".
Shhh don't listen to him. I need you to make some quick deliveries from Colombia to L.A. Easy money $$tuckergustav wrote:
Eagle, will you be my friend?
I promise I won't use you for your pilot's license.
It will just be a perk of our being besties.
Why the fishnizers would they place JETS in such a tight, small map? Map is made only for choppers.aerodynamic wrote:
such a shitty map.13/f/taiwan wrote:
noobs.
speaking of noobs and canals. for some reason that map attracts noobs more then any other map, with the exception of metro ofc. go to any canal server and you'll see what i'm talking about.
IMO Baazar is not a real BF map. Too small of an urban map. A lot of the Vanilla Conquest urban maps are small it's ridiculous.aerodynamic wrote:
I really wish Bazaar only had the jeeps, would be much more fun....
Need more fathers like him.
Bethesda has got to take in mind the limitations in console vs PC. You know the console and it's "super powers"Naturn wrote:
Really? They could have done all that before release? Fuck off... I like Skyrim a lot but those are some things I would really love. Especially riding a dragon.(Dragonmount)
If it's not that it's Mula ($$$) I'm betting these to be mostly on paid DLCs.
Some of these features are just too grand and awesome to be only Mods.
+1Doctor Strangelove wrote:
lolsureMutantbear wrote:
3 > Nv
Mutanbear speaks the tooth'.
Awesome...
These are all "experiments": They can be placed in a Mod or future DLC or not placed at all.
. Not confirmed and yet to be determined:
VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … YOFLqItuW4
• Seasonal foliage.
• Spears.
• Kill cams for magic and ranged combat.
• Stealth enhancements such as water arrows.
• Paralysis runes.
• New follower commands for combat style and training.
• Building your own home..
• Goblins.
• Waygate fast travel.
• Mounted combat.**<--this should be ingame ffs**
• Dragon mounts. **<--fuckn Dragon Mounts!**
• Kinect-enabled shouts.
• Enhanced underwater visuals.
• Ice and fire arrows.
• A Werebear.
• Lycanthropy skill tree.
• Becoming a flying vampire, with minions..
• An enormous mud crab. **<--epic seafood fight**
• "Fat giants."
These are all "experiments": They can be placed in a Mod or future DLC or not placed at all.
. Not confirmed and yet to be determined:
VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … YOFLqItuW4
• Seasonal foliage.
• Spears.
• Kill cams for magic and ranged combat.
• Stealth enhancements such as water arrows.
• Paralysis runes.
• New follower commands for combat style and training.
• Building your own home..
• Goblins.
• Waygate fast travel.
• Mounted combat.**<--this should be ingame ffs**
• Dragon mounts. **<--fuckn Dragon Mounts!**
• Kinect-enabled shouts.
• Enhanced underwater visuals.
• Ice and fire arrows.
• A Werebear.
• Lycanthropy skill tree.
• Becoming a flying vampire, with minions..
• An enormous mud crab. **<--epic seafood fight**
• "Fat giants."
Just give me a new revised Operation Harvest or Dragon Valley.
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P.S> Sharqi is not the same.
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P.S> Sharqi is not the same.
_j5689_ wrote:
I like the PvE aspect they mentioned but it's very broad as to what it is
only 509m. But don't care about the Recon kit really. Stats say all about that class.
Thats all I use. The cannon and Rockets for Tanks. IMO Guided Missles are for the weak.Ayumiz wrote:
Bf2 was way much easier to play, and damn, i hate the unlock system. Imagine getting into a plane and your only weapon is the plane and your machine gun.
I know what you mean. I understand balancing the game, sure when teams are uneven. But this admin got so butthurt that he switched us at the last 20 tickets . Score was like 925 - 0 and I had a 22/0 Kill Streak. Yes a slaughter on Caspian Conquest)... Fair or not he switched me and the other good guy at end of the round and out of spite. At the end of the round, really?!jord wrote:
voodooclan.net
another server i'll have to avoid in the future, not because of the admins but because it has a tool that kicks you if you have a 10-1 kdr. they really shouldn't have made all these admin tools they're fucking shit.....
So We asked him why he did that, He typed " lol, Ask me and see if i care" ?? I mean really. Proof is in the pudding. I'm gonna stay clear from this server.
" Noobs Hiding In The Bush - [HAI] - http://hai.forumer.com "
Just got my new rig in last week:
i7 2600 3.4Ghz Gigabyte M.B. w small CPU Water Coolant
SSD Drive for quick OS startup with 1TB HD for data
Nvidia EVGA 570 GPU
16 GB RAM
4 120mm Fans
will post pics soon if you guys want.
i7 2600 3.4Ghz Gigabyte M.B. w small CPU Water Coolant
SSD Drive for quick OS startup with 1TB HD for data
Nvidia EVGA 570 GPU
16 GB RAM
4 120mm Fans
will post pics soon if you guys want.
Seems that the Hell on Wheels' writers got lazy for last episode. Could of been better. Even Sons of Anarchy leaves you with a better cliffhanger.
lol Gotta try that on a dumbass, anti-swear server.Mutantbear wrote:
I was on a server like that, I kept asking everyone what their favorite swear word was and getting them kicked
SSD on your PC is like saving everything on an external drive.
I sometimes forget to install new applications on the hard drive and not the small SS drive. Got to get used to it i guess.
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Have couple questions related to SSD if you're so kind to answer:
... Is Ultimate Win 7 edition that humongous? (55gb or around there) I only have like 15 Gb left on SSD.
... Do you recommend installing Security Software on SSDrive?
I sometimes forget to install new applications on the hard drive and not the small SS drive. Got to get used to it i guess.
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Have couple questions related to SSD if you're so kind to answer:
... Is Ultimate Win 7 edition that humongous? (55gb or around there) I only have like 15 Gb left on SSD.
... Do you recommend installing Security Software on SSDrive?
M249 + fore grip + Holo or IRNV + Caspian = Jizz
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Trying out the MG36... waiting till i get the fore grip so I can judge it.
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Trying out the MG36... waiting till i get the fore grip so I can judge it.
"Have a great New Years like if it were the last one ever."
- The Mayas
- The Mayas
Enjoying the Christmas-Office alcoholic egg nog.
In the spirit of X-mas... I need a joke.
I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it.
Cripple jokes are mean. I can't stand them.
I was going to tell a joke about alzheimers, but I forgot. So meh.
In the spirit of X-mas... I need a joke.
I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it.
Cripple jokes are mean. I can't stand them.
I was going to tell a joke about alzheimers, but I forgot. So meh.
Things that make you go hmmmm....
• If a poison is out of date, is it more poisonous or less poisonous?
• If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion then what the f**k is inside RAID?!
• If women say all MEN are the same, then why are they so picky?
• Why is personality that important when no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.
...and finally as I leave the office for this wonderful weekend holiday... I impose unto thee this inspirational quote:
"Enjoy this Christmas like it was like the last one"
- The Mayas
• If a poison is out of date, is it more poisonous or less poisonous?
• If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion then what the f**k is inside RAID?!
• If women say all MEN are the same, then why are they so picky?
• Why is personality that important when no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.
...and finally as I leave the office for this wonderful weekend holiday... I impose unto thee this inspirational quote:
"Enjoy this Christmas like it was like the last one"
- The Mayas
eusgen wrote:
...DUnlimited wrote:
my glass bow does 180 dmg.
Bow at 1,347 damage... lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … 8nqsuDGhlE
Caspian is addicting as crack. Probably one of the best battlefield maps ever.
My second favorite is Sharqi.
Tied at Third: Wake/Operation Firestorm
And no map in RUSH... all Conquest of course.
My second favorite is Sharqi.
Tied at Third: Wake/Operation Firestorm
And no map in RUSH... all Conquest of course.
On a side note:
Being the support wh*re that I am I want to try out the Type 88 Light Machine Gun.
Anybody know which of these Light Machine Guns is best?
• Type 88 MG
• M249
• MG36
Being the support wh*re that I am I want to try out the Type 88 Light Machine Gun.
Anybody know which of these Light Machine Guns is best?
• Type 88 MG
• M249
• MG36
Getting called hacker almost daily. Seriously?
An average 1.5 KDR as Support is considered a hack now a days?
lol gamers sometimes.
An average 1.5 KDR as Support is considered a hack now a days?
lol gamers sometimes.
lolCameronPoe wrote:
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Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, what is that big purple snake thing there Daddy?'
Shocked Daddy: 'Er, that's my dick, dear!'
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, when do I get one of those, Daddy?'
Daddy: 'As soon as your mum goes to bingo!!!!!!'
Depraved.
I hate it when people hate to hate while being hated by one that hates such hate that hates hate.
...haters.
...haters.
Any sentence involving "Arrow" and "Knee" is very annoyingly, inappropriate.
I'm a Conquest whore and really despise RUSH, but I loved Sharqi to death in BF2. So I would give it a try.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Sharqi with rush is a ton of fun!
Thats why I call BS on some gamers saying that BF is all about the W/L ratio. I still think that BF3 is still about your Kill/Death ratio plus team work. There are some players that don't care about winning and only playing to have fun...which is ok but not at my expense for a lost round. :\-Whiteroom- wrote:
insight, not complaint.Mutantbear wrote:
yeah that complaint really has no relevance to the game-Whiteroom- wrote:
wow, a whole butt load of worthless teams tonight.
example... put a lot of work in that round, only to still lose.
mtb0minime wrote:
Only if we have a menorah and Kwanza banners up too. I'll call the ACLU if there's any sort of special treatment.
Hey whats the official BF2s platoon?
^ Thisglobefish23 wrote:
We need (almost) all of the EF+AF booster pack maps:
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[*]Operation Harvest