Can't tell if srs
Call her up and ask if she wants to play some BF3.Winston_Churchill wrote:
guys a really hot girl took my phone and put her number in it at the club last night... too scared, what do i do!?
Btw, I have at least kissed a girl as of August, I guess he just never saw me say so
Text her the address and room number of a hotel you will be at waiting naked for her.Winston_Churchill wrote:
guys a really hot girl took my phone and put her number in it at the club last night... too scared, what do i do!?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
good job.
siihb
bugz may be onto something there.
How wrong he was.Ecilop Murof wrote:
I don't know if I'm feeling different but I can see this thread going in a great direction and I like it.
guys I saw a hot girl crossing the street by my school the other day how can I have sex with her
Follow her around everywhere and learn her schedule inside and out. Then "appear" everywhere she is and act surprised. Works 100%.Miggle wrote:
guys I saw a hot girl crossing the street by my school the other day how can I have sex with her
>get to know her
>force yourself on her
Pick one
>force yourself on her
Pick one
what do I have to do to have sex with dauntless?
she keeps asking about the house i live in and seems really interested in coming!! omg im so nervous-Whiteroom- wrote:
Call her up and ask if she wants to play some BF3.Winston_Churchill wrote:
guys a really hot girl took my phone and put her number in it at the club last night... too scared, what do i do!?
lol if that was a poke at meMacbeth wrote:
It's funny how some of the people who are agreeing with DU's advice are the same people that make fun of shifty and war man for being virgins.
You don't see your actions reinforcing the perception that sex is more
oh fuck it never mind.
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
Ya, i thought macking girls would be harder than it actually is.
Really just have to not over think everything.
Really just have to not over think everything.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
After watching these hideous things you'd forget you had "girl problem".
Hmmm... that gives me an idea for my new sig
It was the fact that DU was posting it, not the content13urnzz wrote:
if you don't see wisdom in this post, you need to step back and do an honest evaluation of your life.robcr9 wrote:
lol kDUnlimited wrote:
Or you just think about sex too much while you should be worrying about EVERYTHING else. Seriously with that attitude you'll never win anyone over. Sex should NOT be the first thing to worry about for someone that hasn't even kissed a girl. Stop thinking about it so fucking much and live a normal life. If you aren't a stupid moron you'll get what your penis wants eventually.
I've sworn never to fucking post in this thread a million times but it's such obvious stuff you people don't get. Makes me rage.
she's just not that into me
...maybe she likes penis?Laura wrote:
she's just not that into me
Maybe because she isn't a stupid attention whore.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
says the guy stalking her around and giving her a load of attentionWar Man wrote:
Maybe because she isn't a stupid attention whore.
I haven't gotten the attention whore vibe at all from Laura. Maybe you're just a cretin that can't handle being in the vicinity of females without obsessing over them? Fuck off.War Man wrote:
Maybe because she isn't a stupid attention whore.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
War Man wrote:
Maybe because she isn't a stupid attention whore.
