Riddle me this...

2011-12-23 12:33:41

#1

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6122|So Cal

Things that make you go hmmmm....

• If a poison is out of date, is it more poisonous or less poisonous?

• If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion then what the f**k is inside RAID?!

• If women say all MEN are the same, then why are they so picky?

• Why is personality that important when no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.

...and finally as I leave the office for this wonderful weekend holiday... I impose unto thee this inspirational quote:

"Enjoy this Christmas like it was like the last one"
- The Mayas

2011-12-23 12:35:07

#2

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6651

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

2011-12-23 12:35:55

#3

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5698|College Park, MD

1) It depends on the poison. I know that certain things like painkillers simply lose effectiveness after their expiry dates.

2) I'm not so sure if they'd actually survive a nuclear explosion. RAID has poisons that basically interrupt their incredibly basic life processes.

3) Good point

4) You don't fall in love with something at first sight, lust sure but not love.

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2011-12-23 12:36:17

#4

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5698|College Park, MD

The real questions are why kamikazes wear helmets or why drive-up ATMs have braille keypads.

2011-12-23 12:39:50

#5

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6728|St. Andrews / Oslo

Drive-up ATMs? Seriously?

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2011-12-23 12:42:10

#6

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5354|London, England

Jenspm wrote:
Drive-up ATMs? Seriously?

What?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-23 12:43:25

#7

CC-Marley: Member; +407|6825

Jay wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
Drive-up ATMs? Seriously?
What?

2011-12-23 12:43:28

#8

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5695

ATMs come standard like that. The company which manufacters ATMs will not take out the brails on a very small percentage of the machines because they're drive-up. It's not like they know the intentions of the company ordering the ATM.

2011-12-23 12:43:37

#9

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5961|London, England

ive never really thought about it but drive up atms are genius

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2011-12-23 12:50:37

#10

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6728|St. Andrews / Oslo

Fucking Americans man, can you not do anything without your car?

I bet you have drive-through brothels as well.

2011-12-23 12:50:39

#11

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6668|UK

I have never heard of a drive up atm either

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2011-12-23 12:50:49

#12

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5698|College Park, MD

Why do they cleanse the injection site of a person getting the lethal injection?

2011-12-23 12:51:29

#13

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5698|College Park, MD

Jenspm wrote:
Fucking Americans man, can you not do anything without your car?

I bet you have drive-through brothels as well.

we have drive-through Starbucks , drive-through liquor stores and drive-through pharmacies. All excellent innovations tbh.

2011-12-23 12:52:32

#14

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5354|London, England

Jenspm wrote:
Fucking Americans man, can you not do anything without your car?

I bet you have drive-through brothels as well.

We had drive-thru teller service. Now we have drive-thru ATMs instead.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-23 12:52:58

#15

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6728|St. Andrews / Oslo

No wonder your entire nation is obese

2011-12-23 12:53:17

#16

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5961|London, England

I dont see a problem with drive through atms

except for the concept that you now need two atms at the bank instead of 1

but it allows your time to be spent on other things

time = money

Jenspm wrote:
No wonder your entire nation is obese

are you implying that walking 2 feet out of your car and 2 feet getting back to your car will help you lose weight.

Garage users, no wonder all of you are obese compared to those who park their cars in the driveway

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2011-12-23 12:55:08

#17

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5354|London, England

Jenspm wrote:
No wonder your entire nation is obese

Right, because parking the car, walking thirty feet, standing around for a minute pushing buttons, and then walking thirty feet back to our car, instead of leaning out of a car window for a minute, is the demarcation line between being physically fit and morbidly obese.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-23 13:05:06

#18

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6188|Roma

little things..
Stairs instead of escalators
Pushing doors instead of automatic doors

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2011-12-23 13:06:34

#19

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5354|London, England

PrivateVendetta wrote:
little things..
Stairs instead of escalators
Pushing doors instead of automatic doors

In the UK an estimated 60.8 per cent of adults and 31.1 per cent of children are overweight. According to figures from 2009, almost a quarter of adults (22 per cent of men and 24 per cent of women) in England were classified as obese (BMI 30kg/m² or over).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_he … sity.shtml

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-23 13:08:23

#20

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5582

/fast metabolism

I does whateva

2011-12-23 13:08:43

#21

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6188|Roma

Jay wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
little things..
Stairs instead of escalators
Pushing doors instead of automatic doors
In the UK an estimated 60.8 per cent of adults and 31.1 per cent of children are overweight. According to figures from 2009, almost a quarter of adults (22 per cent of men and 24 per cent of women) in England were classified as obese (BMI 30kg/m² or over).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_he … sity.shtml

And on Wiki it says 75% of Americans are obese or overweight. I guess drive-up ATM's count for 15%.

2011-12-23 13:10:27

#22

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5354|London, England

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Jay wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
little things..
Stairs instead of escalators
Pushing doors instead of automatic doors
In the UK an estimated 60.8 per cent of adults and 31.1 per cent of children are overweight. According to figures from 2009, almost a quarter of adults (22 per cent of men and 24 per cent of women) in England were classified as obese (BMI 30kg/m² or over).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_he … sity.shtml
And on Wiki it says 75% of Americans are obese or overweight. I guess drive-up ATM's count for 15%.

That's nice. I hope the jet you are piloting doesn't fall out of the sky.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-23 13:11:08

#23

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5961|London, England

I didnt read the op of this thread but it is laughably retarded that anyone could take those points seriously

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2011-12-23 13:12:57

#24

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6188|Roma

What?
I'm not really sure why you countered on me about this. I was just adding to what Jenspm wrote in a jokey way. And it's not as if we don't have Escalators and Automatic doors here.

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2011-12-23 13:13:03

#25

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6668|UK

shut it fatty

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

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