this patch simply sucks even worse than the last one and that is a masterpiece itself.
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I didnt play for 2 months now. Today my brother told me to check out the new patch, wooohooo i thought.
Downloaded it, installed it, Install successful "WOOOOW" successful!!!!! SUCCESSFUL!!!!!
O RLY???..... NO RLY!!!
Clicked @ bf2 icon, battlefield2 screen comes up, black loading screen, then nothing and back to desktop.
WOOHOO THX EA for another great working patch! FUCK all you incompetent programmers!
I will never ever waste any bucks for a fucking EA game (maybe some new game for PS3 sometime) but never ever a game for the PEECEEE!!!! *Shreds BF2 CD*
Downloaded it, installed it, Install successful "WOOOOW" successful!!!!! SUCCESSFUL!!!!!
O RLY???..... NO RLY!!!
Clicked @ bf2 icon, battlefield2 screen comes up, black loading screen, then nothing and back to desktop.
WOOHOO THX EA for another great working patch! FUCK all you incompetent programmers!
I will never ever waste any bucks for a fucking EA game (maybe some new game for PS3 sometime) but never ever a game for the PEECEEE!!!! *Shreds BF2 CD*
probably "kanefactor" used the commhack on you so he got the gold medal for that round.
MG36 for its burst fire. Otherwise PKM for its hard pwning dmg - 3 shots - enemy down!
same here with distiguished service medalTripp wrote:
I've gotten my expert pistol twice so far, but thanks to 1.3 and "there is a problem with your connection", it's been taken away.
46 team points - 3 tickets left - theres a fucking problem with your connection
Same shit with me every time i play there. Either the good scores do not register or the fking server crashes when i'm ground pounding with a kill streak of 20 while support being in first place. Last one just happened a few days ago 2 meChoumichel wrote:
I just got off a TV2 server and played 2 rounds
First round I got 152 points and a Silver
Second round I got 53 points
Guess what.. only the second round with 53 points did register into my global score
what the fuck is up with that shit??!!
Just flew off a TV2 server cuz some idiotic newb ran into my apc and instapunished me for his own dumbness.
knuckels chill out
a dude of mine had a server runnin for 3 months. after the 2nd month his stats got reset and his server de-ranked. i didnt say he was statpaddin did i? no? thx for beeing as smart as i will never be.
i dont give a rats ass about your server and i will never join it.
and furthermore i dont give a dead rats ass about you b/c it seems as if you are treated badly @ work / school.
if u dont give shit about ppl talking about your server with its funny rules do us all a favor and dont visit this site
/i forgot to tell u: i dont have a dog or any other pet. i dont like them. maybe thats why u are not my favourite cocksucker
u talk like if your daddy beats the shit outa you every day. dont make me want to report your little gayserver (which is ofc full of pro-gamers every day) to the allmighty ea blastuff
a dude of mine had a server runnin for 3 months. after the 2nd month his stats got reset and his server de-ranked. i didnt say he was statpaddin did i? no? thx for beeing as smart as i will never be.
i dont give a rats ass about your server and i will never join it.
and furthermore i dont give a dead rats ass about you b/c it seems as if you are treated badly @ work / school.
if u dont give shit about ppl talking about your server with its funny rules do us all a favor and dont visit this site
/i forgot to tell u: i dont have a dog or any other pet. i dont like them. maybe thats why u are not my favourite cocksucker
u talk like if your daddy beats the shit outa you every day. dont make me want to report your little gayserver (which is ofc full of pro-gamers every day) to the allmighty ea blastuff
I'd take ur people's medaillon ....or maybe the armor combat medal
hey wtf? talk about that shit with PM
hey wtf? talk about that shit with PM
a pal of mine had that same opinion with "his" server he "payed" for like you.
his stats were reset and his server de-ranked.
bottom line ...rofl.....
fuck it and you'll see what happens.
i dont care.
his stats were reset and his server de-ranked.
bottom line ...rofl.....
fuck it and you'll see what happens.
i dont care.
Ohhhhh dont cry little baby ohhhh dont cry here's your lollypop ohhhhhhDSRTurtle wrote:
You solo chopper whores are selfish.
It depends on which map you fly. Some maps like Sharqi are made for a non-solo-chopper (cool huh?).
But if it goes to maps like dalian, daqing, smoke screen (my favourite), your better of by soloing.
But if it goes to maps like dalian, daqing, smoke screen (my favourite), your better of by soloing.
100% truedankassasin42o wrote:
The TV missle is an attack choppers STRONGEST weapon. Now if a gunner cant utlize that, YOUR FUCKED.SGT_Dicklewicz wrote:
What I don't understand is why worry if you have a gunner that sucks anyway??? Does having a gunner impair these pilots flying or shooting??? Why not have a gunner? I see no way how this hurts whether you like em or not. This does piss me off when a pilot goes out of bounds because they are such babies they can't have a gunner. To all those pilots out there, PISS OFF!
So u piss poor gunners. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CHOPPER. Learn to fly, and fly solo, then you'll learn to gun.
The whole purpose of me flying is to give my gunner shots/kills. THE 1st TIME U DONT TAKE IT, ill crash the chopper. Rather take my own life an my gay gunners, then let the enemy have me as a sitting duck.
same with me. im not that skilled pilot, but if soloing, i seriously can pwn. if someone guns 4 me and cant hit shit he wont be my gunner next time.
recently i saw that heli-soloing tutorial which was quite impressive, so i started to practice on singleplayer.
i realized that in most situations its better to get rid of a blind gunner and use the tv myself. cuz if u dont know ur gunner u cannot rely on him except if u have seen him (the round) before, pwning.
only exception is when i got my brother flyin / gunnin with me.
and the misshits which are due to bad ping / lag even influence a decent tv gunner.
You'd tell THAT GIRL "no i dont want you to lick my 'finger'because you are not that good looking" ?FFLink13 wrote:
same here! shes not even that good looking...[n00b]Tyler wrote:
omg your sig looked abit to sexual i thought she was posting with a mans dick when i looked quicjly -.-
ROFLMAO
yeah rlyPspRpg-7 wrote:
Cyborg, that chick on the right, has no ass.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
pyramid here!VeNg3nCe^ wrote:
Default Weapons FTW!!
Cartillery ftw
Manuverability - Longbow
Main Turret - Tiger HAP
Speed - all the same shit
Main Rockets - Longbow
Body - Tiger HAP omg its one sexy helo
Other -
Main Turret - Tiger HAP
Speed - all the same shit
Main Rockets - Longbow
Body - Tiger HAP omg its one sexy helo
Other -
LawJik wrote:
Volx is playing right now, and is only 2000 points away from hitting half a million, with a 5.6 SPM and a 3.1 K/D he is straight RAPIN.
i like this bird its so fucking stupid its funny again lmao
I listen to music sometimes if i dont have to listen to mates i play usually with.
Its metal too but i would like some classical music while playing. Like the symphony used by the americans during the vietnam war in their choppers (at least in some movies;) ).
Its metal too but i would like some classical music while playing. Like the symphony used by the americans during the vietnam war in their choppers (at least in some movies;) ).
ROFLMFAOduffmancometh wrote:
yea, how about going out to lunch with your buddies and talking about how hard you were raping last night! we realized after about 20 minutes of HC rape talk that several of the tables around us we no longer eating and just staring....
great idea
same question here loljkohlc wrote:
btw what does it mean? grenades?TheCanadianTerrorist wrote:
This one time my friends and I were at some Lebanese food place, and we were talking about BF2.
Anyways we are at the counter ordering, and the guy goes to the back and starts making our food. So we are talking about BF2 then all of a sudden I just say, very loudly, "OMBAYA KOUBULA!" At the same time the Lebanese guy walks out and just stares at me, and he's just like "um... here you food sir, it be $14.64 total."
I could tell he was scared.
SAHATA KHATA RISHAUD! ABDILA MUSTAHEV!
i by myself never ever had such thought and hopefully will never have.
if so, i know i played way 2 much.
!PspRpg-7 wrote:
Idiots.ROE wrote:
# § Artillery fire or bombing runs on main (uncapturable) bases may be prohibited.
# § Prolonged or sustained attacks on main (uncapturable) bases (i.e. spawncamping).
# § Using the Transport Helicopters to take flags (Blackhawk whoring or flag hopping).
# § Using C4 on jeeps, or other fast moving vehicles to take out other vehicles.
agreedVeNg3nCe^ wrote:
First of all, learn to shoot. If you can't hit a moving target after 1.2 nerfed infantry then you need serious help. Secondly, whats wrong with evading enemy fire? Do you think I'm gonna sit there and let you kill me? Maybe you aren't fast enough to press 3 keys at once instead of lay on a hill 90m away and snipe. This topic is an exelent example of why whiners have destroyed BF2's infantry. "OMG STOP JUMPING NoOB!1!!!!" "WAAAAH EA I CANT HIT THE BUNNY HOPPER NERF NERF NERF!1!!!11!!!111!!111!!1" "INFANRY IS TOO HARD MAKE IT EASIER!!!!!!"
i use the bunnyhop to evade enemy fire when i survived some1 in the middle of the street or sumthin
I'd probably take ur Good Conduct Medal.
Great work as far as i can judge it;) Keep it up, +1 for you.
What about uncap bases for each team? Furthermore you should add some variations in terrain like hills 'n stuff so its not that kind of an open range for cowboys with sniper rifles.
What about uncap bases for each team? Furthermore you should add some variations in terrain like hills 'n stuff so its not that kind of an open range for cowboys with sniper rifles.
it works for me while playing pool but i dont think this will increase ur bf2 skill lol
i wont play halo. halo sucks.
i'll stick to bf2
i'll stick to bf2
is this a cheater forum?
whats ur ingame name?
cheater pussy 2 lazy using his fingers cuz they r up his/her/its ass ?
this is called "pro-ass-hattery"
cheater pussy 2 lazy using his fingers cuz they r up his/her/its ass ?
this is called "pro-ass-hattery"
![TFT]Hostage wrote:
AMEN!petethecheese wrote:
Macros. Almost cheating, isn't it? Binding keys to do something the game wasn't designed for=change to the game mechanics=cheating. Just my penny's worth
U think ur a bad player?
A clanmate of my brother is like ~50 years old, gaming bf2 and his stats are shitty as hell -> http://bf2s.com/player/49008806/
860hours played and 42k points + 42 gold medals earned.
He is so dumb if you hit his helo while he is flyin, he is landing somewhere in the middle of the fight, tryin to repair his own helo and wondering why he is killed so often rofl.
A clanmate of my brother is like ~50 years old, gaming bf2 and his stats are shitty as hell -> http://bf2s.com/player/49008806/
860hours played and 42k points + 42 gold medals earned.
He is so dumb if you hit his helo while he is flyin, he is landing somewhere in the middle of the fight, tryin to repair his own helo and wondering why he is killed so often rofl.
check this out, just made it. couldnt take a pic from the kick msg cuz i was taking it in paint while i was kicked.
I had this problem several times in many many games and i only remember one time when i got a decent gunner.
If i enter the gunner seat the pilot is stupid like a salamisandwich and if i am the pilot i always get a gunner who doesnt even know what a tv missile is.
In the last few weeks of playin i never ever entered and wont enter a chopper in the future without my brother as gunner / pilot. Connected over teamspeak we really kick ass due to the good communication. e.g. "there on our left some antz wanting to get gunned", "tank on 10 o'clock".
If i enter the gunner seat the pilot is stupid like a salamisandwich and if i am the pilot i always get a gunner who doesnt even know what a tv missile is.
In the last few weeks of playin i never ever entered and wont enter a chopper in the future without my brother as gunner / pilot. Connected over teamspeak we really kick ass due to the good communication. e.g. "there on our left some antz wanting to get gunned", "tank on 10 o'clock".
I was kicked for cartillery just yesterday in the evening.
Funny thing about it is i never dropped a vehicle without a request.
Some squad got messed up by a sniper they couldnt reach, so one of them requested a vehicle drop. I didnt really look / care where it was, i just accepted and then got kicked but i dont give a rats ass.
Funny thing about it is i never dropped a vehicle without a request.
Some squad got messed up by a sniper they couldnt reach, so one of them requested a vehicle drop. I didnt really look / care where it was, i just accepted and then got kicked but i dont give a rats ass.
they reduced the amout of players needed to start a game.
cool then you and only 3 of your mates can stat padd. great job.
and i cant believe this prone shit. why did they implement prone if you cant use it anymore because you will die every time doing it. cant believe this shit right now hoping its a really early beta shit.
they should do me a favour and kill the bugs. nothing more. remove vehicle drops and glitches and every1 will be happy.
cool then you and only 3 of your mates can stat padd. great job.
and i cant believe this prone shit. why did they implement prone if you cant use it anymore because you will die every time doing it. cant believe this shit right now hoping its a really early beta shit.
they should do me a favour and kill the bugs. nothing more. remove vehicle drops and glitches and every1 will be happy.
I got killed today from my commander, played by my brother. I got the message "you got killed by....." and in the upper left there was this tk message. Funny thing about it was, i wasnt dying at all and not even next to the arty popping some asses 100 meters away form my position.
we laughed our asses but i forgot to take a screenshot .... hahaha...
we laughed our asses but i forgot to take a screenshot .... hahaha...
Same question here.usmarine2005 wrote:
How old are you?Tushers wrote:
yea my bad the site is fine but the forums, do you ever wonder why you don't see any of the guys and more or girls that registerd b4 2006 like bearz he barely ever post or Badhq and theres a bucnh of other people i cant speek for them maybe tehy share my idea maybe they have jobs unlike a bunch of you pimply faced 14 year olds, all i want people to do is search and think...
I was kicked one time for killing the admin several times. The message was "BANNING: REASON: FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
But he was still to dumb to ban me cuz he was only kicking me.
But he was still to dumb to ban me cuz he was only kicking me.
I dunno if some1 else already mentioned it but i liked the following:
"I was ordered to fight the people until they believe in Allah and His Mmessenger."
That for me pretty much describes the muslim behaviour for what i know.
Intelligent women i have to say. No joke.
"I was ordered to fight the people until they believe in Allah and His Mmessenger."
That for me pretty much describes the muslim behaviour for what i know.
Intelligent women i have to say. No joke.