lamest kick/ban

2006-07-04 06:40:32

#1

Major Payne: Member; +18|6772|Netherlands

because I'm so bored I'm making this topic you can put here you're lamest reason for being kicked or banned
my lamest i even got 2

1. Kicked for team killing in a server where FF is off
2. Kicked for having a high ping 1 minute long before i even was in the game

Whats yours?

2006-07-04 06:42:18

#2

Kusunagi: Member; +59|6729|The land of Hookers and pod

Kicked because i was idle. I only went to the toilet.

Last edited by Kusunagi (2006-07-04 06:42:51)

2006-07-04 06:43:32

#3

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6559|NYC / Hamburg

kick for baseraping when i just flew over the base and didnt fire a single shot

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2006-07-04 06:55:07

#4

Major Payne: Member; +18|6772|Netherlands

lol that suck

2006-07-04 06:56:44

#5

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6551|The real world

Banned for hovering over the enemy helipad

2006-07-04 06:57:38

#6

E^9.Guarnere: Member; +1|6681

banneed caue the admin could not find me on masture and then i told him to look up and 203ed him in the face :-P

2006-07-04 06:58:27

#7

Zeppo Johnson: Member; +47|6704|Finland

First I owned an admin and I got kicked because of "high ping" and after that I joined again. I got kicked because of teamkilling right after I hit the "Join game" button.

2006-07-04 06:59:37

#8

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|6582|Your attic

Been kicked for "High Ping" now and then... ahh well, 10 year olds will be 10 year olds

2006-07-04 07:01:00

#9

Lunatic_480: Member; +4|6524

Kicked because I pawn3d an admin serveral times with an AA gun out of his airplane. I think he didn't want another "worst enemy" in his stats ;-)

2006-07-04 07:03:36

#10

heman6666: Member; +2|6515|Vettefan du

kicked because i raped a base whit a tank.
Thats a lame kick.

2006-07-04 07:03:55

#11

FathomsDown: Member; +19|6643|England

max wrote:
kick for baseraping when i just flew over the base and didnt fire a single shot

Yep, thats happened to me to but I was the gunner in the US chopper on Oman at the time. I was also kicked when I re-entered and, shaooting at the MEC chopper, it flew in to the MEC base. Yes, you guessed it baseraping again!

2006-07-04 07:05:27

#12

shice: Member; +9|6507|every1 h8's Germany

I was kicked one time for killing the admin several times. The message was "BANNING: REASON: FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
But he was still to dumb to ban me cuz he was only kicking me.

2006-07-04 07:05:42

#13

T0xicboy: Member; +4|6499|the grim and cold north.

I was auto kicked from a server when I was flying in a dogfight and crashed into my fellow plane.
None of us saw each other and this is our communication after the crash.

Fellow pilot – What happened?
Me – I guess we crashed into each other.
Fellow pilot – Ops, sorry didn’t see you.
Me – LOL neither did I, well shit happens.

* Auto kick for bad language!*

That night I learned that you should never use the phrase “shit happens”
if the server has autokick for bad language implemented

/Toxic

2006-07-04 07:11:51

#14

S.Greendyk: Member; +7|6501|The Netherlands

Kicked for killing the admin...

2006-07-04 07:12:11

#15

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6708

i was on my server and said to adams

warning adams_bj u like kiddie porn

and another admin kicked a guy for: i dont like you
your emo
admin pwnz u bitch

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2006-07-04 07:16:53

#16

nieker: THE FLYING DUTCH PENGUIN, THE NINTENDO PENGUIN; +191|6619|The Netherlands

you killd the admin =p

2006-07-04 07:20:05

#17

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6533|Doncaster UK

kicking for idle 11secs WTF bit harsh if you ask me.

2006-07-04 07:22:43

#18

=Karma-Kills=: "Don't post while intoxicated."; +356|6576|England

Doing well as 1 man chopper kicked for "Disrupting team play"

2006-07-04 07:24:41

#19

whilsky: FUBAR; +129|6559|Bristol UK

check this, this is so lame and caused me to miss three days worth of bf2 before i solved the problem.

Punkbuster global ban rason in english below.

You were kicked and banned by punkbuster-punkbuster global hardware ban f*f*f*2f

And before anyone says i was doing bad things i wasnt, its a new fault i found with punkbuster if your using an advanced anti virus, but it anoyed me, considering i had been using the game and anti virus together for 4 months before it started to go wrong.

but its all fixed now LOL

2006-07-04 07:35:30

#20

Speelbal: Member; +146|6744|Netherlands

Ok this is the 4th topic about something there already is. (A better one too if I may say so. )

SEARCH, SEARCH SEARCH!

Click for same subject!

Spank you very much.

Last edited by Speelbal (2006-07-04 07:36:05)

2006-07-04 08:02:44

#21

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6734|London

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I had the BF2s Tag on, but I wasn't in the BF2s server.

2006-07-04 08:07:28

#22

cyberkiller25: Member; +16|6540|Montreal

Three Kicks :

1-Being kicked because I went in a tank as commander and was banned for it. Why I find stupid is that there was a USMC soldier that was going to take it so I took the tank, killed him and got out. Still got banned...

2-Kicked for being too good. Well that's what they said, I had a game of 224 and was kicked. It's not my fault that the other team sucked (mostly coporals and other low ranks) and that my team was camping all game. And also my KDR in the game was around 2.5, jealous f***ers.

3-My third lame kick was in Ghost Town. There was an APC in British uncapable base and he was just staying there shooting good russians (my teamates) so I shot him in the base trying to destroy him. I was kicked like 3 seconds later.

I dont know, sometimes some server rules are just too strict. Or those damn admins who kick/ban anyone they want just for the fun of it. Makes me sick.

2006-07-04 08:23:30

#23

My_pet_squirrel: Have you seen my nutz?; +126|6612

YOU are being kicked for a high average ping of 74!!! OMG 74 ahhhhhhhhhh that was gay too

2006-07-04 08:27:20

#24

RaVeN.sco: Member; +15|6526|Scotland

dauntless that 1st one is superb!!!

2 kicks, first one was for dropping cars on an admins head.......3 times in 1 round.....he lay down, whats a guy to do.........practically asked a car to be dropped on him if u ask me.

2nd was for calling a base raping pilot on dalian plant "GAY", well coz baseraping is a gaysport.

2006-07-04 08:27:32

#25

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6645|USA

Taking the Cobra on USMC carrier @ Oman (I was MEC). I was in a transport, really high, dodging the F-35b. I'm in flames, so I jump out and find myself in the middle of the bay. CLosest thing was carrier. Kicked bc the admin wanted it.

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