My very disturbing problem is the hot chick on your sig. Now I have to wait impatiently for my wife to get home so I can take care of my disturbing problem. LOLStealth42o wrote:
THAT is your "Very Disturbing Problem"?
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LOL Spawn got banned. That just made my day.
In my book that is still called cheating.a_fraudulent_miracle wrote:
A friend and I were doing the same principles on BF2... well we weren't cheating in any way, might i make that clear My friend was on the opposite team as Me. He planted 3 packs of c4 on his commander, and the other 2 on the UAV trailer. We would meet up somewhere else on the map, and i would kill my friend to pick up his kit. I would then detonate the c4 and BOOOM! hahhahaha. We did this twice, or perhaps three times and the commander on my friend's team was pissed off and was accusing me of hacking! It was good times
I had seen this a couple of times in some servers. Not yet in my server though, but I have been looking for it. I couldn't figure out how the consoles were getting destroyed before the shields were down. I will watch for it now though and I can guarantee a perma ban for anyone that does it on mine.
I love my anti-personel mines.... gaymores for those of you who havn't figured out how to look for them and destroy them.
Grenades were a little further down the list for me for unlocks, but the only place I seem to use them is when I am attacking the Titan. I use them for busting defense lines in the hallway. Nothing like fastpitching a nade right into the middle of a defense squad and taking them out.
Grenades were a little further down the list for me for unlocks, but the only place I seem to use them is when I am attacking the Titan. I use them for busting defense lines in the hallway. Nothing like fastpitching a nade right into the middle of a defense squad and taking them out.
Yes you can, becaue I have given them to cops.tjm0264 wrote:
I dont get tickets anymore...im a cop! We "can't" speed.
Yea, I could be a prick But, I don't do the cop gig anymore.
Check out your ticket really closely... you might get lucky.King_County_Downy wrote:
I've never been let off. Fuckin' cops...I hate 'em. They've never done anything good for me. Hopefully he made his quota this morning so he can get a nice raise.Thump-GoA- wrote:
2 weeks ago. Doing 79 in a 55. He let me go!!!
The last ticket I got was a small town cop working a honey whole where the signs were technically mismarked because of a new school zone law they were switching the signs out for. He was writing people tickets left and right and he poped me for 45 in a 30. The SOB lied to me about 45, I knew I was only going 40 and the prick wrote me a ticket faster than a fat cop chasing a donut shop.
When I got home and cooled off ($275 dollar ticket) I double checked the traffic code that he wrote me for. Turned out he wrote me up on a traffic code that had been repealed a year earlier.
I went into court, plead not guilty, and got the judge to dismiss it immediately. The great part was that I was the first of 30 people who had to appear that day with tickets from that same cop. Needless to say I made everyone else's day because of my research, and I ruined that cop's day when he got his ass handed to him for being stupid.
Moral: research what you were actually cited for, and how did the officer determine your actual speed.
Cops are just as lazy as any other human being. Traffic laws change all the time and they are not always up to date on the specific ordnances.
Most states require that an officer be certified to operate a radar/laser gun. You can file a motion for discovery to determine if his certification is current.
And there are many other items too, but those are the two easiest ones.
I did watch it retard, it was a joke. IMO it was all right and could get so much better._-_911_-_180891 wrote:
I'm not going to answer that. Finf it out yourself.SonofASniper wrote:
And what went wrong??
Actually it appears that you drink my beer and sit at my computer posting on the forums. LOLCougar wrote:
It's boring on that wall. You should see what I do when you're sleeping.SonofASniper wrote:
Why do you insist coming down from my wall and getting on my computer to post on the forums?
Why can't you be a good cougar rug and stay hanging up on the wall for my friends to admire?
Why do you insist coming down from my wall and getting on my computer to post on the forums?
Why can't you be a good cougar rug and stay hanging up on the wall for my friends to admire?
Why can't you be a good cougar rug and stay hanging up on the wall for my friends to admire?
And what went wrong??
Ok give me the money and the beer.. send me a pm and I will give you the paypal info.a_rabid_std wrote:
Amen.. hell i'll match the beer too.. as long as the lesson on how to do it is included or what hack i need.. damn.. talk about impossible.Proxus wrote:
qft...a_rabid_std wrote:
ok.. if someone can successfully guide this thing i will paypal 20 bucks... for a lesson on how to do it myself.. and like you said it doesnt hurt anything. jeez i only hit the titan b/c i was broadside to it point blank..
tried just to see if i could.. if you hit something with that thing as squirrely as it is you should get an f'in medal.
ill see his 20 bucks and raise you a beer... if you can actually fly those damn things... wow lol :X
It can be done, but the pilot and the gunner have to have good communication. The pilot needs to line the gunner up virtuall dead on. I have had my buddies on Team Speak gun for me and we have been able to nail quite a few walkers and tanks with the TV missile.
The few times that I have gunned I have found that, for some reason, keeping my crosshairs on the target and clicking my mouse button a couple of times seems to stabalize the missile a little better. I would say that clicking the mouse button only gratifies me, but a couple of my buddies have said the same thing. It appears to stabalize it slightly more, but it could be just a mental thing.
The missile alone will not take out a walker, however one missle hit and then a volley of rockets from the pilot will. So understand that this is team orientated flyer. No more solo flying. A good 2 man team will rack up some major kills with these things.
O god I want to flame you so bad but others beat me to it. LOLteh_slackerer wrote:
i dont know what you guys are talking about, the tv missile is the best weapon in game, kills anything in 1 shot, i've manged to hit other choppers with it consistantly, they pretty easy, goto http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q … tv+missile to some videos xfire me a_rabid_std and i'll teach ya
I want to flame you and say buy an NVIDEA, but that won't do you any good.
Try going into your video card settings and adjusting your brightness, that might help quite a bit. If you have your graphics cranked up in the game try turning them down a little. It could be your card isn't handling everything, at least with the demo. I have had to turn my down because I start to video lag when I am on high settings.
Otherwise, buy an NVIDEA. Just kidding. I hope you get it figured out because inside the Titan is pretty bright and good looking.
Try going into your video card settings and adjusting your brightness, that might help quite a bit. If you have your graphics cranked up in the game try turning them down a little. It could be your card isn't handling everything, at least with the demo. I have had to turn my down because I start to video lag when I am on high settings.
Otherwise, buy an NVIDEA. Just kidding. I hope you get it figured out because inside the Titan is pretty bright and good looking.
My daughter fights better than that.
Raping the hangars with your jet to keep the enemy grounded and maintain air superiority is a legitimate tactic and, IMO, a responsibility of the pilot.
However,
when I am doing it, and my team is in control and ahead in the game, I will ease off a little bit to give the bad guys a chance. While handing them a "no lube anal raping" of 200+ points to 0 is fun once in a while, I do like having target rich environment.
However,
when I am doing it, and my team is in control and ahead in the game, I will ease off a little bit to give the bad guys a chance. While handing them a "no lube anal raping" of 200+ points to 0 is fun once in a while, I do like having target rich environment.
First, you would find that gun crime figures would be lower than the overall crime figures simply because not all crimes are committed with the USE of firearms. I highlight USE, because it is not the gun committing the crime, but the criminal who chose to use it.Spark wrote:
That's a good question.
However, you don't need a gun to do crime (what about random burglary?). Now give me the GUN crime figures - and the figures of people accidentally shot by guns.
Second, to make a correlation that crimes are committed more often when there is a higher ownership of guns would also be a misinterpretation. There is a high correlation between ice cream sales and crime rates. When ice cream sales increase, the rate of crime magically increases (does anyone no the answer to why this is true?).
Third, the figures of people accidentally shot by guns is completely irrelavent to the question that was asked and to the topic of gunownership and gun control laws. It belongs in the category of firearm safety. I would be delighted if our Federal government would mandate firearms safety and marksmanship training in all public schools. Firearm education, IMO, would help to greatly reduce the number of firearms accidents that due occur.
And for those of you who will laugh at, flame, sneer, or whatever at number three, you need to consider this. Automobile accidents are responsible for far more deaths each year in the USA than firearms. Instead of campaining to ban the use of automobiles we instead have successfully placed more education and safety mandates to help reduce the number of accidents and to make them less severe. We could have just as easily gone the other way and outlawed all private ownership of vehicles except for authorities and forced everyone to rely on public transportation for their means of getting around. Goods and services requiring specialized vehicles would still be allowed, but only under heavy regulation which would be astronomically expensive and, of course, that would just be passed on to the consumer.
But think of all the people we would save! /sarcasm
What about beer?? Choclate chip cookies and beer!!!! mmmmmmm
Not surprised one bit. He is an elitest fucktard.
Beta key: $7
BF2142 when it is released: $50
Realizing that you just paid EA to give you another no lube anal raping: priceless
BF2142 when it is released: $50
Realizing that you just paid EA to give you another no lube anal raping: priceless
The reality is that someday a major nuclear device will be detonated an will cause major destruction. As more and more countries continue to gain nuclear power (Pakistan, India, and N. Korea are the most recent), a nuclear device will eventually land into the hands of a terrorist group. Whether on purpose or by accident or by "breach of security", it will happen. The odds are against us and become worse as each day passes.
We will as a nation, and a global community be faced with the destruction of a major city somewhere on this small planet. There will be massive damage, large numbers of casualties, and further consequences that will be felt across the planet.
There is no choice about trying to prevent it. We have none. It will happen, unless we cause a global nuclear war by trying to prevent it militarily. In which case we would have defeated our purpose.
No, it will happen eventually. The real choice is how we as nations of this planet will react to it when it does.
We will as a nation, and a global community be faced with the destruction of a major city somewhere on this small planet. There will be massive damage, large numbers of casualties, and further consequences that will be felt across the planet.
There is no choice about trying to prevent it. We have none. It will happen, unless we cause a global nuclear war by trying to prevent it militarily. In which case we would have defeated our purpose.
No, it will happen eventually. The real choice is how we as nations of this planet will react to it when it does.
I hope so. I will take you at your word, but I have to say I was getting ready to lay into you because I thought that was you hacking.hawkeye01989 wrote:
I don't hack I filmed other people hackingDarkmaster wrote:
Tell Us how To Do It.
Kind of funny to watch though.
Ok so I paraphrased you here, but if you are into glitching and stat padding then I don't have any sympathy for you.N)!(NDarkDragon wrote:
Seriously. I dont get much fun out of glitching or padding anymore. Anyone else feeling the same way?
Otherwise, have hope. School starts real soon and all the little asshat kiddies won't have as much time for ruining BF2. Hopefully that will slow the asshat lottery that we seem to have gotten over the past couple of months. Unless you happen to be one of the little asshat kiddies out there ruining the game during the summer vacation.
If it is a dell he may very will be screwed. My brother had a dell that was not the bottom of the line but it was still one of their bargain basement specials. When he went to up grade his G-card to run BF2 he found out that the mobo was pci and couldn't even run any G-card that would power BF2. A thousand dollars on the credit card later, he bought all the parts and had his neigbor put him together a better computer than I will have for about another 2 years. He hooked it up to his 52" widescreen to boot (lucky bastard).Snipedya14 wrote:
It the computer is OEM (dell compaq etc) it is very possible that he does not have a AGP slot. While PCI is not as old as it gets (lol think ISA) for our modern times, it is very limited. The bandwith of the bus is very low, so even a half way decent GPU it will not perform agianst is AGP rival.
New GPUs for the PCI bus have not been made for awhile. And while some out there will play BF2, they are pretty pricey (for the terrible performance they yield)
Like it was said, you should make sure your friend is not mistaken But if he only has
http://www.buildeasypc.com/pics/pci_slot.jpg
Than he is limited to PCI cards
Sometimes that high ping lag works in the bad guys favor. I have found that the most optimum range that I play at is between 70 - 90. If I get below 50 especially down in the low 30's to 20's I actually have a really crappy game.
Negative
yep, I wish I could have the 1 minute of my life back from reading this stupid thread.
Sadly, you are so correct.
Being in the construction industry I find myself drooling at massively destroyed war zones and natural disasters. I hate to admit it, but I can't wait for Mt. Hood to blow its top and take out most of Portland, OR, just so I can ride the disaster cleanup contracts right into retirement.
I'm a sick bastard I know.
SonofASniper
Being in the construction industry I find myself drooling at massively destroyed war zones and natural disasters. I hate to admit it, but I can't wait for Mt. Hood to blow its top and take out most of Portland, OR, just so I can ride the disaster cleanup contracts right into retirement.
I'm a sick bastard I know.
SonofASniper
Truth be told I am a beaver fan, for many reasons and not solely because of OSU. But think about it. The "Drunk Beavers".JE3146 wrote:
*Cough* Go OSU! *Cough*SonofASniper wrote:
Interestingly there are quite a few of us Oregonians here. It just took the subject of beer to get us all united and to speak up *LOL*
Maybe we should form our own clan. We could call it the "Drunk Ducks". Ok I am just kidding.
And living in Corvallis, I can't tell you how great it is knowing Newport is only 45 minutes away
Trips home with the trunk full lol.
Unless you live in the United Socialist SanFrancisco Republic of Retards then it is a little harder to purchase a gun. Plus California in general does have some screwed up restrictions in general, but surprisingly in some other states it is even more restricted. Minnesota, for example, requires a permit to purchase handguns and a ccw is almost impossible.jmbbf1975 wrote:
Gun permit???? are you guys, maybe gals, talking about Carry concealed? or a pertmit just to own??? If it's just to own, that sucks arse. I'm here in The People's Soclialist Republic of California and well honestly all we need here is ID to purchase a long arm and a BFSC (take a test) to purchase a handgun. The 2nd Amendment is my "permit" to purchase.
Again it's an assumption that you need a permit to purchase.
Glad I live in Oregon. We are not quite screwed up yet, but I can see it from here.
Interestingly there are quite a few of us Oregonians here. It just took the subject of beer to get us all united and to speak up *LOL*
Maybe we should form our own clan. We could call it the "Drunk Ducks". Ok I am just kidding.
Maybe we should form our own clan. We could call it the "Drunk Ducks". Ok I am just kidding.
Oh man the Rogue Brewery is one of the best too. I stop by at least 2-3 times a year and spend the day crabbing and having dinner at the brewery. I also bring home a couple of cases of stuff that I can't get at any of the stores in Salem.JE3146 wrote:
Seeing as you're from Oregon... one of the greatest states in the US for beer.SonofASniper wrote:
Black Butte Porter - drool
Black Butte Imperial Stout - 13% it will burn when it goes down (available only at the brewery) mmmmmmm
Standing Stone Barley Wine - 14% it goes down so smooth and tasty that you will get shit faced before you can say oops.
I'd make a suggestion to try out some Rogue Ales. They're by far my favorite. Specifically the Hazlenut Brown Nectar.
My godfather's bro brewed it, and it's a worldwide winner of many competitions.
Thing is, there are a lot of good breweries here in Oregon and Washington (Thomas Kemper's mmmmm), but I just had to limit it. If I listed all the good beers from here I would probably crash the server for taking up so much space *LOL*
Playing operation harvest and driving a buggy to the next spawn just to run over a 4 man enemy squad as I came over the top of the hill. I didn't even see them. I laughed so hard because they had walked almost all the way to my flag just to get ran over on a fluke. Wish I would have realized that I needed one more to get my veteran transport.
Black Butte Porter - drool
Black Butte Imperial Stout - 13% it will burn when it goes down (available only at the brewery) mmmmmmm
Standing Stone Barley Wine - 14% it goes down so smooth and tasty that you will get shit faced before you can say oops.
Black Butte Imperial Stout - 13% it will burn when it goes down (available only at the brewery) mmmmmmm
Standing Stone Barley Wine - 14% it goes down so smooth and tasty that you will get shit faced before you can say oops.
I guess no more pathetic than requesting that your own pathetic thread be closed. Ok, thats fine. I was just playing along and being funny, but apparently you have absolutetly no sense of humor. Get a life.spawnofthemist wrote:
you make no sense.
and your sig is pathetic.
i was merely announcing my 666th karma.
that is all.
close the thread.
Congratulations! Not sure about your choices, but I am happy for you.
Look into a Sig 220 for your next handgun, and I think Marlin makes better lever actions. Winchester's are a little overpricy, however you can tune in their actions fairly nicely via a competent gunsmith.
Look into a Sig 220 for your next handgun, and I think Marlin makes better lever actions. Winchester's are a little overpricy, however you can tune in their actions fairly nicely via a competent gunsmith.
TOO LATE!!! Your magic number is now gone and passed and you can't even be neg'd back down to it. LOL
Oh well, at least you still have a pickle (see sig).
Oh well, at least you still have a pickle (see sig).
Like BigmacK said:
Death is merely the beginning of a whole new journey, according to my beliefs. When it comes, I will do my best to embrace it.BigmacK wrote:
I don't fear it, nor do I want to/not want to die a certain way.
Its enividible. I know it will happen, and I don't care how. I'll just live my life the best I can. Death won't matter.
LOL I love catching TE guys on other servers and making their lives miserable.MurPHy wrote:
Banned from The Exploited UK server for: Excessive Teamkilling
Real reason: They've got a inf-only rule setup for their server, and ridicuously long rounds. I was AT, and kept owning the 3-4 TE guys that were on the other team with my SRAW/P90, and they were getting pissed. One other rule they have is no throwing clays down near flags. I tossed one at a flag and went on my way. Saw 3-4 guys run to the flag, one guy bites the dust from my clay. I killed 2 others with a nade, then was banned. No warning, nothing, even after a guy I was playing with got warned 4-5 times before he got banned. They must hate me.
Could you translate that into legible english for those of us who can't read jibber jabber. ThanksIKC-Wildcat wrote:
i have a friend who was playing now firestorm is suppose to be really good and they interviewed him and stuff my friend stabs him with a knife and got banned for stat padding.
Banned from BooB (Band of Older Brothers) for following reason:
"Excessive Teamkilling"
Real story: The admin was red tag glitching and got pissed when I waxed him. Despite multiple apologies and an explanation I was banned.
Banned from BlackOps for folowing reason:
"Excessive Teamkilling"
Real story: The admin killed me point blank in the head with a sniper rifle because I was standing in line with him for the jet. He had been using the jet as trasnport so he could base rape the enemy main. I, of course, punished him and he immediately paused the game and banned me. I later got his clan to revoke his admin privelidges and suspend him for a while, and my ban was lifted. It doesn't even show up in my stats.
Banned from 420 jedi for following reason:
I have no clue? Even they don't. I just ended up banned. They want me to fill out some official form so that it can be investigated. I pretty much have said "Pound sand" to that. They have a laggy server anyway.
Well, those are my bans. Thank you for reading.
"Excessive Teamkilling"
Real story: The admin was red tag glitching and got pissed when I waxed him. Despite multiple apologies and an explanation I was banned.
Banned from BlackOps for folowing reason:
"Excessive Teamkilling"
Real story: The admin killed me point blank in the head with a sniper rifle because I was standing in line with him for the jet. He had been using the jet as trasnport so he could base rape the enemy main. I, of course, punished him and he immediately paused the game and banned me. I later got his clan to revoke his admin privelidges and suspend him for a while, and my ban was lifted. It doesn't even show up in my stats.
Banned from 420 jedi for following reason:
I have no clue? Even they don't. I just ended up banned. They want me to fill out some official form so that it can be investigated. I pretty much have said "Pound sand" to that. They have a laggy server anyway.
Well, those are my bans. Thank you for reading.
LMAO I always suspected eckprice. I ran into him playing the warlord palace once and he kept waxing my partner and I. He was usually shooting while he was still around the cornere type of crap. He always managed to take the both of us and he didn't get a scratch. We figured it out and started laying claymores, which he coudn't see. He was pissed and started calling us a bunch of claymore whores. So we just started teabaggin his ass everytime he got waxed because it pissed him off that we adapted and overcame.
HA HA I am going to love it when you get a guid ban, eckprice you asshole. Rot in hell. You got caught. You should be wearing a pink ballarena outfit for all to see.
HA HA I am going to love it when you get a guid ban, eckprice you asshole. Rot in hell. You got caught. You should be wearing a pink ballarena outfit for all to see.
Good for you bro. Wish I still lived in minneapolis. I would have gladly travelled over with a truckload of beer. Well, by the time I got there it may have only been a half an ice chest of beer. And I probably wouldn't have remembered which direction to get home. *LOL*
ROFLMAO............ ROFLMAO....... ROFLMAO....... pass out.Flonster wrote:
for over a year i try to get every Bagde/Medal in S I L V E R!!!!!!!
only armor and aviator remaining......
i knew if i just kill 5 persons with the knive i will receive gold... so id rather die than knifing someone....
yesterday i joined a server, and after 5 seconds... *bling* you got a award!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! OMGLOLHAXBBQWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. my real Stats are here http://bf2s.com/player/44347905/
Sorry, I actually understand exactly what you are going for. You wanted a complete set and because EA changed the rankings to make some things easier it kinda peeved you off. I feel for ya man. That would be frustrating.
Well, my name came from the fact that my father is a retired police sniper. So, it just kind of seemed to fit.
Its a preset macro. To activate it press alt and F4 simultaneously. This isn't readily available information so you should feel special.Snubya wrote:
Hi,
I am relatively new, and yesterday i was playing, and this person was jumping, diving and proning, jumping and proning repeatedly, and i was unable to hit him.
How does he do this?? is tried staying in prone and jumping but it takes way longer then he took to do it. he does it very quickly.
Can some 1 please tell me how to do this? is there any defined way, what keys do u have to press.
Thanks in advance.
In my humble opinion, the most accurate rifle is the one that you manage to kill the bad guy with before he kills you. Just my opinion.
killer21 wrote:
I am gonna go out on a limb and say I sense a forum ban in your future.Andoura wrote:
Cohen1976..... LICK MY NUT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS
Get all those seniors together and form the geriatric squad *LOL* I am 28, but I play/have played with quite a few people who are in there 40's, 50's, and at least one 60's. I prefer the older players because they tend to be more into playing the game for fun and not points. We analyze whole map stategies rather than the best place to spawn camp.Doktorbob wrote:
You are so correct that age does NOT equal maturity. Thanks for the response. I was just curious. I would love to see those "seniors" play sometime. That would be interesting.DrunkFace wrote:
There's like a billion threads about how old people are, most are between 18-25 (I think) and the oldest I remember seeing was 68 or 72. But as you should know maturity can not be measured by age.
BTW, you think EA would give me a discount on BF 2142 if I show them my AARP card? ROFL LMAO
*cough cough bullshit cough cough*d_toccs wrote:
that's not me actually, although the name is similar. these are my statss
http://bf2s.com/player/43457727/