spastic bullet
would like to know if you are on crack
+77|6783|vancouver
As I'm sure many of you are aware, widespread agreement in these forums is a rare thing indeed.  One such rarity, apparently, is the feeling that war is an ingrained part of human nature.

Some might object, on the grounds that one institution or another -- be it government, religion in general, or certain religions in particular, for example -- should be singled out for a hefty share of the blame, but many if not most of us seem resigned to war's permanent place in human affairs, regardless.  Which leads me to ask...

Is your portfolio weighted to maximize your share of the profits?

Don't get me wrong -- of course war is tragic.  Innocent people die, families are decimated, children scarred for life, blah blah blah... but what you'll want to know, if you're like me, is "how do I get in on the ground floor, and ride this miserable elevator all the way to the top?"  And I hear you.

So, here's what you do: for starters, read the Wall Street Journal.  These people are serious about money, and they don't want anybody's propaganda getting in the way of a good killing, if you'll pardon the expression.  This means you can count on them to give it to you straight.  I'm deadly serious about that.

Secondly, find out which of the big defense companies have got men inside, if you catch my drift.  We all like a good free market, but if we're honest, a no-bid contract gets the job done just as well, and at a mere multiple of the asking price.  As long as it's our guy doing the non-bidding, of course.

Last, but certainly not least, never lose faith in your stock choices.  There have been South Sea bubbles, dot com bubbles, wholesale losses of confidence in the market as a whole, even...  but this is one area of the market with growth potential like no other.  Stick around -- it's human nature.

And if that ever shows the slightest sign of changing, have every confidence that everyone from the boys in sales, right on up to the board of directors, will do all they can to revive our flagging fortunes.  We're in business to stay in business.  And business is good.

Any questions?
SonofASniper
Pump It Baby, Pump it!
+34|6779|Oregon
Sadly, you are so correct.

Being in the construction industry I find myself drooling at massively destroyed war zones and natural disasters.   I hate to admit it, but I can't wait for Mt. Hood to blow its top and take out most of Portland, OR, just so I can ride the disaster cleanup contracts right into retirement.

I'm a sick bastard I know.

SonofASniper
Spumantiii
pistolero
+147|6925|Canada
business as usual.

buy gold!.


lol @ your sig:  'welcome to doody' 
I don't know how many times I've made fun of that voice.   Howdy doody.

Last edited by Spumantiii (2006-08-16 21:39:00)

ATG
Banned
+5,233|6772|Global Command
Yup.
Haliburton is damn good stock to own ( I hear ).

But, if your just a work a day joe blow consider some sort of government work. Shit, even labors on constuction projects get $22. per hour @ prevailing wage. Want a real scam? be a school district superindendant.
These criminals make as much as $1000.00 per day in tax payer money.

When it comes time to purge our society of government led criminals, count me in for firing squad duty.
AlbertWesker[RE]
Not Human Anymore
+144|6887|Seattle, WA

ATG wrote:

Yup.
Haliburton is damn good stock to own ( I hear ).
Mmmm, its ok, since it opened at around $18/sh. it has gone up and down a bit, it started making money well before the war in Iraq began.  Mmm its been hovering in the low 30's for awhile.  Not the strongest stock around.
Spumantiii
pistolero
+147|6925|Canada
keep a close eye on HHO gas
brazil has a car company selling hybrids that's doing extremely well there, and is looking at foreign export

Last edited by Spumantiii (2006-08-16 22:21:42)

ATG
Banned
+5,233|6772|Global Command
Call me old school.
My money goes for my businesses expansion ( www.abraingutters.com ), toys and my kids.
If I have extra money to invest I buy copper.
The market has been insane.
I buy 1000 pounds minimum at a time every month or two and resale it at a good profit.
Spumantiii
pistolero
+147|6925|Canada

ATG wrote:

If I have extra money to invest I buy copper.
The market has been insane.

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