Ask Cougar How It Really Is

2006-10-16 14:19:40

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

Go ahead, ask me a question, any question and I will give you the answers to how things really are. Everyone is so tired of being politically correct, so I'm pulling out all the stops and I'm going to give you the cold hard and ruthless truths and answers you seek.

I know the answer to everything, so don't be shy.

2006-10-16 14:20:37

#2

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6858

Why does it burn when I pee?

2006-10-16 14:21:02

#3

d4rkst4r: biggie smalls; +72|6665|Ontario, Canada

Justify the war in Iraq.

"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"

2006-10-16 14:21:10

#4

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6789|Florida

what infatuation do you have with raccoons and chocolate?

2006-10-16 14:21:43

#5

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6855

how do you know god loves the infantry

2006-10-16 14:22:49

#6

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Why does it burn when I pee?

It's called the clap.

2006-10-16 14:23:08

#7

137twozerosniper: Member; +57|6776|UK

would my penis really be bigger if i used a enlarger on it?

2006-10-16 14:23:36

#8

0akleaves: Member; +183|6825|Newcastle UK

why does my internet ping go to 200 on every server at peak times.

You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.

2006-10-16 14:23:59

#9

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

d4rkst4r wrote:
Justify the war in Iraq.

I said I would answer questions, not talk about fantasy.

2006-10-16 14:24:08

#10

137twozerosniper: Member; +57|6776|UK

Cougar wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Why does it burn when I pee?
It's called the clap.

thats fucking nasty

2006-10-16 14:25:22

#11

d4rkst4r: biggie smalls; +72|6665|Ontario, Canada

Do you have herpes?

"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"

2006-10-16 14:25:27

#12

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
what infatuation do you have with raccoons and chocolate?

Raccoons have fur as soft as silk, and it feels good on my balls. The chocolate is for the raccoons enjoyment while he's down there.

2006-10-16 14:26:03

#13

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6783

Why did my penis fall off when I was 12?

♥

2006-10-16 14:26:28

#14

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
how do you know god loves the infantry

Because you aren't dead.

2006-10-16 14:27:37

#15

Viller-Valle: Svensk Tiger; +15|6639|Sweden

This is just a sick thread But ok, what if you were a woman!?

2006-10-16 14:27:44

#16

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

137twozerosniper wrote:
would my penis really be bigger if i used a enlarger on it?

Yes, but eventually you will burst a blood vessel in your cock and it will never get big again. After that, the only thing left for you to do is to become a democrat.

2006-10-16 14:27:50

#17

[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH: Member; +46|6663|Bradford UK

is it true mcdonalds use only the finest cuts of poodle for their burgers?

2006-10-16 14:27:52

#18

=KOKS=BETREZHEN: Member; +1|6713|houston, TX

why does it feel sooo good to slam my nuts in the toilet seat??

2006-10-16 14:28:04

#19

Brasso: member; +1,549|6842

What's bigger than a brontobyte?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2006-10-16 14:28:30

#20

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6652|A drop house

Tell us the steps involved when DonFck taught you how to be a man.

2006-10-16 14:28:37

#21

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6789|Florida

Cougar wrote:
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
what infatuation do you have with raccoons and chocolate?
Raccoons have fur as soft as silk, and it feels good on my balls. The chocolate is for the raccoons enjoyment while he's down there.

lmao, good answer, well justified.

haffeysucks wrote:
What's bigger than a brontobyte?

wtf is a brontobyte?

Last edited by {BMF}*Frank_The_Tank (2006-10-16 14:29:31)

2006-10-16 14:28:52

#22

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6976|Dallas

TheMackumSlayer wrote:
why does my internet ping go to 200 on every server at peak times.

Because family members are in the other room, downloading massive amounts of Venezulan porn.

2006-10-16 14:28:57

#23

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6783

=KOKS=BETREZHEN wrote:
why does it feel sooo good to slam my nuts in the toilet seat??

Get your balls out of my mouth you moron.

♥

2006-10-16 14:29:01

#24

137twozerosniper: Member; +57|6776|UK

=KOKS=BETREZHEN wrote:
why does it feel sooo good to slam my nuts in the toilet seat??

lmfao!

2006-10-16 14:29:28

#25

[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH: Member; +46|6663|Bradford UK

=KOKS=BETREZHEN wrote:
why does it feel sooo good to slam my nuts in the toilet seat??

lmao

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