I once tried to figure out the DMV. My head almost exploded.deeznutz1245 wrote:
1) PMS
2) Bubbalo
3) DMV
They are all real yet nobody has figured any of them out.
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lulz. Pure lulz at the guy with the high voice. I don’t think I could have done any better with him, than the host did.
M60 or [BF2s]
33 I think.
Scar-H. Me likes the .308.
Well... It's certainly different than Sesame Street.
pwnt.
It’s like having a car with 5 steering wheels, you can only use one at a time. Although I guess its useful for extremely lazy people.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Its handy for Binge-watchers, movie marathons and Box-set fans.N.A.T.O wrote:
How many hospital waiting rooms have you been in that have DVD players? Much less 5 consecutive DVDS that you would want to watch, instead of TV.some_random_panda wrote:
That actually could be useful, say in a hospital waiting room, and you don't want a patient to get bored and neither do you want him/her nicking your DVDs.
But imagine it playing The Lord of the Rings series all the way through with the extended versions o_O
How many hospital waiting rooms have you been in that have DVD players? Much less 5 consecutive DVDS that you would want to watch, instead of TV.some_random_panda wrote:
That actually could be useful, say in a hospital waiting room, and you don't want a patient to get bored and neither do you want him/her nicking your DVDs.
You can put 5 DVDs in it at once.
lol. Ya real hawwt.Buckles wrote:
that's pretty schweet. you'd look hot walking along teh street with that
Ya... It’s a phone for you phone.
Homosexuality is a personal choice influenced by life experiences. The fact that I could suddenly make the choice to be gay tomorrow is proof. To simple? It’s Occam's razor.
Clear!eMarine wrote:
Insurgent [RPD] SgtHeihn
SgtHeihn: Corpsman!!111
Hold on! Recharging!
You're good to go, now get back to the fight.
Intelligent design fails. The separation of church and state in the south is fucking pathetic. I have lost all hope for Eastern Texas & and the south.
It’s a nice thing to do (adopt a kid from another country), but there are so many kids here up for adoption. It’s purely my personal opinion but, if I were to adopt a kid, it would be from here, and not another country. I'd rather help my country than a foreign one. Cost is another factor; simply put, it costs a great deal more money to Internationally Adopt, than domestically. But still, props on adopting a kid, no matter what country he/she’s from.
ATG for accosting the tree.
Ya i gave a dude a $1 today outside of a Circle K. Get a fucking job, is what I’m thinking. But when I have spare change il give them a quarter. Although a homeless women with a young baby once asked me if I had any spare change, it was sad. I gave her $10.00.
When are you going to get your drivers permit?
You can’t hesitate, hesitation means death. Enemy = kill, man, woman, or child. If you are an enemy combatant, and you have a gun pointed at me, your gone. No hesitation.
Not surprised at all.
No more Bel Airs, please god mod's no more.
Id hit it, and then not call it back.
In most of America, the age of consent is 16.{DGC}{jr.}Blitzkrieg wrote:
Witch still makes her jail bait....atleast in America. You'd seriously consider her...that's wrong cause I can still see her as a 12 year old or w/e in HP1.Silentkillr69 wrote:
dude shes like 17 now
Lol… The Onion is great.
6-7...6 & a 1/2.
Lol.. I walked right into that one.Penetrator wrote:
Granted, you are now a hot female, I shag you, and give you AIDS. Not your day, is it?
I wish I had a bigger lunch.
Granted, but you make a habit of it and become a fat ass.
I wish I had a pet horse.
Granted, but you end up in a car accident and your hands have to be amputated. But sadly at the hospital you are stuck with a dirty needle and contract AIDS. Theres no getting around the AIDS.Penetrator wrote:
I wish I had neater handwriting, and didn't catch AIDS or die as a result.
I wish I were a women.
Seriously lol.m3thod wrote:
reminds me of the pokemon kid
I’m not sure if its over 40 yet, but Iv seen all the enters so far, and no rap? I feel it should be represented.
I nominate…NWA- Straight Outta Compton.
I nominate…NWA- Straight Outta Compton.
So kill all the cows, grow steak in dish. lol P.E.T.A will love that.Harmor wrote:
Eat them. Yum.N.A.T.O wrote:
What the hell do we do with all the cows then?
What the hell do we do with all the cows then?
Forgot Arizona.sergeriver wrote:
Oh, these Mexicans trying to steal California, Texas and New Mexico, lol.
Zeidmaan, cause he reminds me of me..
Lol. The Onion, ftw.
On specially occasions, or when Im really, really bored.
Download Limewire porn. Or go on BF2s.
Yes. Artillary kills count as kills toward badges.
Cougar looks so secsy in women’s clothes.
gene_pool wrote:
Sigh, he is only making fun of my name. Stupid european. In australia "Lindsay" Is a fucking cross gender name, and he decided to pretend to have a 'girls' name too.
Funnily enough people that are from america go "Omg lindsay? a girl on the interwebs? must be really nice and do EVERYTHING she asks!". You can always tell if they think your a girl, and the best way to make them feel like a complete moron is go off topic and say: "Lol, my penis is so hard right now"
Reminds me of something i saw ages ago:
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9685 … eniiy4.jpg
It depends on what you get. A normal coffee isn’t to bad, but when you get into the more fancy drinks the prices go up. Some drinks go up to like $5.00-$6.00.gene_pool wrote:
No starbucks in Australia, I've heard good things about them, but there apparently overpriced?
HA! Omg I missed that. That’s funny.Mr.Surgeons wrote:
alsoN.A.T.O wrote:
Lol, best part.Rabbit posing as "Sandra" wrote:
Jack: i am jacking off to all three of ur pics no offense
Sandra: dude
Sandra: im a guy
Jack: really?
Sandra: yes
Jack: wtfLMFAO wrote:
Jack: i am not going to ask u for anymore nude pictures cuz its rude ( but if u want to give me some nude picture like ur vagina ^^ , it will be all right with me )
Lol, best part.Rabbit posing as "Sandra" wrote:
Jack: i am jacking off to all three of ur pics no offense
Sandra: dude
Sandra: im a guy
Jack: really?
Sandra: yes
Jack: wtf
Granted, but all you can do now is download porn all day and eventually have a heart attack while wanking one day.
I wish I owned BF2s.
I wish I owned BF2s.
I voted the stupid thread option.
Wacky Aussies.
Just a few of the top of my mind.
ACDC
Bon jovi
Def leopard
Motley crue
KISS
Judas Priest
Ozzy
Queen
Van Halen
Journey
Aha
Michael Jackson early shit.
N.W.A’s early shit.
INXS, the old not the new.
Aerosmith
The Rolling Stones
Depeche Mode* fuck ya.
Sonic Youth
Pink Floyd
Pixies
New Order
New Kids on the Block
Flavor Flav's 80s work.
David Bowie's 80's work.
ACDC
Bon jovi
Def leopard
Motley crue
KISS
Judas Priest
Ozzy
Queen
Van Halen
Journey
Aha
Michael Jackson early shit.
N.W.A’s early shit.
INXS, the old not the new.
Aerosmith
The Rolling Stones
Depeche Mode* fuck ya.
Sonic Youth
Pink Floyd
Pixies
New Order
New Kids on the Block
Flavor Flav's 80s work.
David Bowie's 80's work.