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Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|5135|Adelaide, South Australia

Simple rules:

The person above you makes a wish, and you have to make it backfire in anyway possible. After you have backfired someones wish, you say your own wish, and the cycle continues.

Try and put some thought/imagination into it. Things like: "You get your wish but you die" get really old, really fast.

I'll start this off:

I wish that EA/Dice fixed BF2 so it was completely bug/glitch free.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-01 13:45:24)

heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|5004|New York
every time you try to install BF2, the installation will uninstall windows.

i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.
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DexterBelgium
Member
+3|5264

heggs wrote:

every time you try to install BF2, the installation will uninstall windows.

i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.
The genie misheard you, you are now just a weiner.

I wish I had a BMW M5
silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|5038|San Antonio, TX
Wish granted... you are now the proud owner of a Hot Wheels BMW M5.


I wish I had $1,000,000!
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|5146|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
i wish i had a lag-free pc
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|5426|Nårvei

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

People would love you too much to eat you, and you would simply rot out in a garbage bin somewhere.

I wish that there was a 'supercure' that fixed HIV/AIDS and all forms of cancer.
Wish grated but it also makes your skin green and your hair pink !
I wish Saddam would still be alive !
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|5135|Adelaide, South Australia

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:

i wish i had a lag-free pc
You forgot to backfire the last post.

Varegg wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

People would love you too much to eat you, and you would simply rot out in a garbage bin somewhere.

I wish that there was a 'supercure' that fixed HIV/AIDS and all forms of cancer.
Wish grated but it also makes your skin green and your hair pink !
I wish Saddam would still be alive !
I deleted that. I missed the person it was intended for.

the current wish is:

silo1180 wrote:

I wish I had $1,000,000!

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-01 06:19:54)

Dragonclaw
Member
+186|4921|Florida
Granted but you lose all the money in a robbery.

I wish this thread was locked.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|5289|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The thread remians unlocked making you wish you wasn't a smart ass afterall.

I wish I was the only male member of "Girls Aloud" and thus get to be in the dressing rooms with them and after gig shower
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|5004|New York

1927 wrote:

The thread remians unlocked making you wish you wasn't a smart ass afterall.

I wish I was the only male member of "Girls Aloud" and thus get to be in the dressing rooms with them and after gig shower
Turns out they're all shemales.

I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|5289|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence. .... You push to hard and turn yourself inside out.

I achive my dream of playing for Cardiff City in the premiership
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|5027|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Unfortunately, you're constipated.

I wish there were more fun threads like this.

EDIT- damn got beat to it. ermmm backfire... Cardiff gets infested by a huge virus that turns people into raving madmen who eat flesh.

Last edited by SplinterStrike (2007-03-01 06:39:34)

heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|5004|New York

SplinterStrike wrote:

Unfortunately, you're constipated.

I wish there were more fun threads like this.
All threads instead become D&ST threads, and straying off topic will get you banned instantly, and a death squad will be dispatched to kill your entire family.

I wish i could fly, i wish i could touch the sky, i think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away.
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pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|5387|Rotherham, England
Unfortuanately you fly too far and can't get back! Ever!


I wish I wasn't at work
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|5187|USA
instead you're at a castrating facility waiting in line!

i wish i had a nickel for every person on the planet.
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|5027|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
You live on Mercury.

I wish that there was actually enough snow around to warrant going snowboarding.
Tetn1s
Member
+59|5258|Los Angeles
Granted. Yellow snow coming your way!

I wish for a PS3.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|5289|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You get a ps1

I wish I wasn't so shit at bf2
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,268|5332
Wish granted, but TOP just kidnapped you and you wouldn't play anymore.

I wish I was gayer then polarbearz ever was.
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jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|5118|Leeds, UK

heggs wrote:

1927 wrote:

The thread remians unlocked making you wish you wasn't a smart ass afterall.

I wish I was the only male member of "Girls Aloud" and thus get to be in the dressing rooms with them and after gig shower
Turns out they're all shemales.

I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence.
LOL, made me laugh!!, nice one heggs! (btw...i love girls aloud and now u got me thinking....)
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|5105|Gogledd Cymru

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Wish granted, but TOP just kidnapped you and you wouldn't play anymore.

I wish I was gayer then polarbearz ever was.
you were so gay you died of cock overdosage

I wish i wasnt in school right now
chittydog
less busy
+586|5451|Kubra, Damn it!

surgeon_bond wrote:

you were so gay you died of cock overdosage

I wish i wasnt in school right now
Instead you're at the STD clinic, picking up your medication.

I wish I could get my SPM above 2.

Last edited by chittydog (2007-03-01 08:37:49)

heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|5004|New York

surgeon_bond wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Wish granted, but TOP just kidnapped you and you wouldn't play anymore.

I wish I was gayer then polarbearz ever was.
you were so gay you died of cock overdosage

I wish i wasnt in school right now
wish granted, but you drop out, only to live a life working as a janitor at a local mcdonalds and married to an overweight, ugly, hairy woman and you have to go home to 6 screaming little shits every night.

I wish they allowed the blind to drive using their seeing eye dogs.
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SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|5027|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
You get run over by a seeing eye dog with road rage.

I wish people weren't so stupid.
Dragonclaw
Member
+186|4921|Florida

SplinterStrike wrote:

You get run over by a seeing eye dog with road rage.

I wish people weren't so stupid.
Granted, their stupidity now transfers to you.

I wish I was a genius.

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