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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|5593
Today I was bored so I decided it would be a fun idea to throw off some Molotov Cocktails. I poured gasoline into an empty wine bottle, drenched a rag in gasoline then suck it into the bottle. I then put the cork back on as leaving the cork off could make the gas spill out, took my lighter and rode off to a nearby park. I got to a secluded part of the park. It was next to a river, and the river had a larger rock a few feet out into that would make a prefect target for my Molotov. I light the rag and threw the bottle, a crash sound followed shortly my a burst of flames. The rock was ablaze. I watched in awe when suddenly someone came rushing down. It was my seventh grade social studies teacher. She had a grudge on me because once she accidentally switched my grade (which was an A) with that of one of the dumber kids (who got a C). Because I didn't understand how I could have done so poorly with excellent test scores and homework record, so I asked the assistant principle of the school to look into it. They found out my former teacher switched my grade, since it was her third year at the school the administration decided to not give her ten-year. Because of that she has held a grudge against me. So when I see her come rushing toward me I panic, she yells "you better hope you brought a cell phone", I didn't have a cell phone and I didn't understand how a cellphone could help me in such a situation. So I get on my bike and ride home as fast as I could. When I pulled in I saw my mother staring at me, menacingly. She then said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|5845|Scotland
...

you fucking had me as well. WHY didn't I see this coming??? /facedesk
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|5644|Adelaide, South Australia

failtacular.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,760|5278|what

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."
lol
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
Xblade-3o5-
Oi, Suzy!
+113|5878|Florida, United States
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>=[





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Will you be my butt buddy?
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|5681|Kent, UK
nah, worked it out when you said about your social studies teacher.
Just cuz one guy pulls it off and makes it funny, doesn't mean everyone can...
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|5832|67.222.138.85
a mile away

these are getting pretty old people
kylef
Gone
+1,352|5618|N. Ireland
he got me. aww.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|5564|Brisbane, Australia

he actually got me too

my prince of bel air radar fails
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|5846|Sydney, Australia

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

a mile away

these are getting pretty old people
Totally, and it was obviously copied from somewhere else (without acknowledgement). That would constitute breaking the rules... and thus warrant a close.

You wanna do it maniac?
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|5565|A drop house
No more Bel Airs, please god mod's no more.

Last edited by N.A.T.O (2007-07-24 01:57:47)

_raab
Member
+28|5359|Western Aust.
Damnit, they always start off interesting..."Today I was bored so I decided it would be a fun idea to throw off some Molotov Cocktails.".

I want to hear some awsome carnage.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|5593
For all those fooled: lol

For all those to young to get the reference: FU

To mcminty: I did write this myself.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|5618|N. Ireland
lol!
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|5644|Adelaide, South Australia

leetkyle wrote:

lol!
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|5749|Birmingham, UK
Oh, come on - let's stop this Pollux copying crap.
When FFLink13 did it first time, it was fine and dandy. Now it's just ridiculous!
For all you people who didn't realise what this was going to be, you must've woken up badly this morning - I realised after about 20 words! Shame on you!
PspRpg-7
-
+961|5823

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

a mile away

these are getting pretty old people
What the Flamer said.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|5688|British Columbia, Canada
You had me until the part about the teacher.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|5846|Sydney, Australia
Bah, whatever. I should still close it because it's another bel air thing.
wensleydale8
Member
+81|5894|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire


thanks for me wasting my time.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Entertayner
Member
+826|5696

*sigh*
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|5572|Boulder, CO

Airwolf wrote:

...

you fucking had me as well. WHY didn't I see this coming??? /facedesk
same here, should of been a fight though in a basketball court but hey its still great.

god i know that show too well, i miss it .
psH
Banned
+217|5508|Sydney
Fuck! you had me going for a bit!
jord
Member
+2,382|5803|The North, beyond the wall.
Lolz.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|5625|so randum
*facedesk*
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