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Why would I ever stop? They pay me in smurfette clones.m3thod wrote:
so are you still giving smurfs blowjobs?
Nope, sounds about right.justice wrote:
I remember you, I think you were a bit of a cunt though, always looking for an argument, or my memory may be deceiving me.
And holy shit, that thread is still going!? It's like a portal through time, I created that when I was 17 haha.
Evil twin. I killed him and took his place.Nic wrote:
who the fuck is ShorbiD.Mot?
Hey BF2s! I'm just stopping by to see how this forum has been holding up, I haven't posted in a couple of years I think. I'm looking to get back into gaming with BF3 coming out this week and see if this forum is still as kick-ass as it used to be. I heard talk of BF3s.com recently, is this happening soon? I went to the site, but it doesn't have any content.
Not really thread-worthy, I guess but I want to see if there is anybody I remember still posting here. Good to be back!
PM me for my Origin ID if you want.
Morbid
Not really thread-worthy, I guess but I want to see if there is anybody I remember still posting here. Good to be back!
PM me for my Origin ID if you want.
Morbid
It was apparently some dance move we invented to try to intimidate the surrounding guidos.burnzz wrote:
why are the chicks all
/facepalm.gif
Wait, nevermind. He's rightghettoperson wrote:
Because they're hanging out with that dude...
Sup Motha fuckas, long time no chat.
Fuckin' Russia.
Build me a house. I'll pay you with perverted sexual favors and lemon flavored Popsicles.
Bouncing Souls!??!
Holy fuck, how'd they manage to book them? They have so many good, old school punk songs that everyone's heard, but noone remembers.
Bouncing Souls, Alexisonfire, A Skylit Drive, Less Than Jake, Flogging Molly and Streetlight Manifesto are the only bands I'd even consider going for.
Holy fuck, how'd they manage to book them? They have so many good, old school punk songs that everyone's heard, but noone remembers.
Bouncing Souls, Alexisonfire, A Skylit Drive, Less Than Jake, Flogging Molly and Streetlight Manifesto are the only bands I'd even consider going for.
Jesus. So America wars with China because the five year old volleyball team apparently is packing heat and stealing your women.
At least you got the girls in the end.
"FUCKING BITCH!" - Best part
At least you got the girls in the end.
"FUCKING BITCH!" - Best part
Stranger: heyyyyyyyy
You: watupppppppppppp
Stranger: from?
You: AMERICA, FUCK YEA
Stranger: M?
You: i could be
Stranger: i am f
You: are you from slovenia too
Stranger: wanna fuck me?
Stranger: yes or no
You: like holy shit yes. i didnt know this was possible over the internet
Stranger: yes or no?
You: omgomgomgomgomomgyes
Stranger: if u wanna fuck me ,,,,just fuck u 妈妈 你个傻逼中国人
Stranger: 看懂了不?
You: can i be the horse
Stranger: 你傻逼?
You: horses have like huge dicks
You: enormous
Stranger: 去你妈的 还你妈说英语
You: have you ever seen a horse dick up close
You: its all veiny and shit, freaks me out
Stranger: 说你妈中文
You: i completely agree, i'd be scared of horse dick too
Stranger: 真傻逼假傻逼??
Stranger: 去你妈的
Stranger: 你个傻逼
Stranger: 回你妈逼里去
You: i dunno if i want to take our relationship that far baby
You: you're just throwing things out there that I'm jut emotionally not ready for
Stranger: 滚你妈的香港老
You: like horse dicks, for example
Stranger: 香港佬没有一个是人的
Stranger: 傻逼
You: have you ever farted sneezed and coughed at the same time
Stranger: 回家操你自己的妈去 你个傻逼
Edit: Google translator tells me that he was amicably trying to tell me to go fuck my mother in Chinese
You: watupppppppppppp
Stranger: from?
You: AMERICA, FUCK YEA
Stranger: M?
You: i could be
Stranger: i am f
You: are you from slovenia too
Stranger: wanna fuck me?
Stranger: yes or no
You: like holy shit yes. i didnt know this was possible over the internet
Stranger: yes or no?
You: omgomgomgomgomomgyes
Stranger: if u wanna fuck me ,,,,just fuck u 妈妈 你个傻逼中国人
Stranger: 看懂了不?
You: can i be the horse
Stranger: 你傻逼?
You: horses have like huge dicks
You: enormous
Stranger: 去你妈的 还你妈说英语
You: have you ever seen a horse dick up close
You: its all veiny and shit, freaks me out
Stranger: 说你妈中文
You: i completely agree, i'd be scared of horse dick too
Stranger: 真傻逼假傻逼??
Stranger: 去你妈的
Stranger: 你个傻逼
Stranger: 回你妈逼里去
You: i dunno if i want to take our relationship that far baby
You: you're just throwing things out there that I'm jut emotionally not ready for
Stranger: 滚你妈的香港老
You: like horse dicks, for example
Stranger: 香港佬没有一个是人的
Stranger: 傻逼
You: have you ever farted sneezed and coughed at the same time
Stranger: 回家操你自己的妈去 你个傻逼
Edit: Google translator tells me that he was amicably trying to tell me to go fuck my mother in Chinese
.:i7|Batman wrote:
Stretchy ass cheeks
Stretchy, ass cheeks
Stretchy ass, cheeks
An extremely insightful comment, possibly giving the rest of us some understanding of the internal struggle with which you're currently trying to cope. I'll help you, the answer is yes...yes, you're an enormous homo.aerodynamic wrote:
gay.
Sweet video.
Can he still do any of this?
Good story.
Posting on this forum has probably helped a lot of people with their English, so feel free to post more often!
Posting on this forum has probably helped a lot of people with their English, so feel free to post more often!
Just watched it all the way through. Fucking epic.
This and Generation Kill are my favorite HBO war series.
Entourage is my favorite non-war HBO series.
This and Generation Kill are my favorite HBO war series.
Entourage is my favorite non-war HBO series.
16 oz.david363 wrote:
err....Locoloki wrote:
ok i finished my 6 pack of 16 oz
thats 8 beers
Hmmm. I'll post my results tomorrow.
I remember my 3.85 mile time was 25:40 I think. It was slower because I stopped running a bunch of times because I didn't know the directions back to campus from where we ran haha.
6'1 163 lbs.
Been going to gym at least 3 times a week since February.
I remember my 3.85 mile time was 25:40 I think. It was slower because I stopped running a bunch of times because I didn't know the directions back to campus from where we ran haha.
6'1 163 lbs.
Been going to gym at least 3 times a week since February.
Dude, he was probably trying to jerk it and you kept interrupting him. I'd be pissed too.
Stunna shades. Yea, I realize I look like a tool.
Normal picture. I'm looking at you ;-)
Normal picture. I'm looking at you ;-)
...MmmmmMmMmmMmMmm.usmarine wrote:
your parents fucked.
exactly! I can't fucking outrace him, he's everywhere.Pochsy wrote:
Silly, satellites are round, the whole thing is a turn.MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
There's a goddam tyrannasaurus Rex trying to bite my head off at every fucking turn.
I have a reoccuring dream in which I am driving a car in a giant satellite dish, like one of those ginormous gray ones that are the size of rhode island. Anyway, I'm driving a fast car and just circling this bitch at high speed. Its raining like hell and the rains hitting me like bullets. Sounds pretty lame right, like "oh, Morbid that ain't so bad." FUCKING NO.
There's a goddam tyrannasaurus Rex trying to bite my head off at every fucking turn. Not only that, but you know that goddam boulder that chases Indiana jones from the temple of doom? Well ya that som'bitch is rolling after me with a vengeance that cannot be quenched.
I might have an inherent fear of 90's movies.
There's a goddam tyrannasaurus Rex trying to bite my head off at every fucking turn. Not only that, but you know that goddam boulder that chases Indiana jones from the temple of doom? Well ya that som'bitch is rolling after me with a vengeance that cannot be quenched.
I might have an inherent fear of 90's movies.
Nah, it was a satire of Watchmen.Kmarion wrote:
Satire of the dark night.. ok, I get it
You're reallllllly cool. No, really continue putting people down on the internet.stryyker wrote:
I just roll on any chance I get to belittle people, really.DankKUSH wrote:
damn, I swear this site is full of people that are just being assholes or trying to act like a smartass. I see posted all the time about stuff that people don't care about but they reply just to talk about stuff and make conversation and meet new people. I'm just posting it to see what people think of skateboarding and me. I'm sorry that you don't care about it. You shouldn't of opened this post then. Damn.
Aside from that statement (which is only true on the internet).
I find your name, xfire tag, and probable lack of employment hardly palatable.
Good day.
It amuses me.
Haha, 4chan should be shut down. That website is for bored fucks that have nothing better to do with their lives than blindly follow someone else's ideology, take it too far, all the while wearing a ridiculous mask/outfit to cover the fact that they themselves are no better than the people they're harassing.
Fuck 4chan.
Fuck 4chan.
So by penis lovers you mean Americans?Freezer7Pro wrote:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/ … 0033-5.jpg
Is awesome y/n
I just love it. Best thing to be associated with easter.
For the penis lovers who don't know what mämmi is
No, but really, that looks so delicious.
He's been in character for http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1356864/ that movie for a while now.
Supposedly he's doing a movie about a movie star having a complete mental meltdown.
Pretty sweet, schooling the entire country.
Supposedly he's doing a movie about a movie star having a complete mental meltdown.
Pretty sweet, schooling the entire country.
Zeppelin I-IV
10/10
10/10
Because I felt that she was in love with me, but I wasn't. Maybe I was just to comparative of the last relationship (if you can call it that) I had last year. That girl totally got me, whereas the girl I just broke up with I felt like she just humored me all the time. I have a really dumb sense of humor, and humor is a big part of a relationship to me. I think I was just afraid of hurting her farther down the road, I was her first real boyfriend (at 20) and I was afraid of breaking her heart. So I felt like the right choice was to break it off before she fell completely in love with me.phishman420 wrote:
Why did you break up with her then???
I probably won't ever find a girl like her again.
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 months.
Idk what to do now. I feel like laying in my bed for 3 or 4 days straight and skipping all classes. She was the nicest person I've ever met, but I'm an asshole who doesn't deserve her. I didn't even try in the relationship and she tried all the time. I dunno why I didn't try, I started to recently but I wasn't really in it.
It just hurt me so bad seeing her cry and tell me, "That's life" then walk out the door. I can't believe I hurt her like this. I don't deserve anyone.
Idk what to do now. I feel like laying in my bed for 3 or 4 days straight and skipping all classes. She was the nicest person I've ever met, but I'm an asshole who doesn't deserve her. I didn't even try in the relationship and she tried all the time. I dunno why I didn't try, I started to recently but I wasn't really in it.
It just hurt me so bad seeing her cry and tell me, "That's life" then walk out the door. I can't believe I hurt her like this. I don't deserve anyone.
My friends and I are thinking about going. We'll all be 20, so it should be a good time. Although I am not sure about how psyched I would be being drunk for 3 or 4 days straight...
Also, the camping thing sounds a bit much although it would be sick as hell. I think I would just feel real dirty after 4 days of drinking, no showering, in large crowds, sweaty and tired.
It does sound fun as fuck though.
How were your experiences?
Also, the camping thing sounds a bit much although it would be sick as hell. I think I would just feel real dirty after 4 days of drinking, no showering, in large crowds, sweaty and tired.
It does sound fun as fuck though.
How were your experiences?
Hmmm....Mitch wrote:
full male nudity?
talk about "fumbling the ball"
MGMT - Time to Pretend
MGMT - Kids
Great boarding songs. We made a board list for Vermont, maybe I'll post it later.
MGMT - Kids
Great boarding songs. We made a board list for Vermont, maybe I'll post it later.
These threads aren't even funny.
Right, well in the context of how you said it, it makes no sense.Aries_37 wrote:
He fits JK rowling's description and also looks like the concept art HP. You do know that the films are based on books right??MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
How does that make sense?Aries_37 wrote:
He can't act for shit but makes a boatload of money because he looks like the character.
Anyone?
How does that make sense?Aries_37 wrote:
He can't act for shit but makes a boatload of money because he looks like the character.1927 wrote:
Ive never watched a Harry Potter film, the closest I came was 'Hairy Potter' (wont go into it) but he's a bit of a cunt isn't he? Not that he's ever done anything to me like, just looks like a wet twat to me.
Anyone?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck jrff irizarrry.
hhahahaha fuckin hickeyus and collared shirtd
hhahahaha fuckin hickeyus and collared shirtd
Also, further proof.
Pizza:
Pizza:
Fuck Oprah! >9000 penises.haffeysucks wrote:
not me man - paedophiles. oprah says they're out there.MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Meh, if you really want to come to my College, feel free. It's not like you'd know where you were going once on my campus anyway.haffeysucks wrote:
it's GODLYiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
I heard that place is terrible anyway.
you edited your name which wasn't supposed to be your real name, and left your address? you better thank the internets we aren't chanfags...
Temple's an alright place. I have a shit-ton of friends who go there, and I went to high school in Philly...it's really not that bad. Just don't do anything to piss all the ghetto mo'fuckers off around you.
Meh, if you really want to come to my College, feel free. It's not like you'd know where you were going once on my campus anyway.haffeysucks wrote:
it's GODLYiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
I heard that place is terrible anyway.you edited your name which wasn't supposed to be your real name, and left your address? you better thank the internets we aren't chanfags...MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Alright. I also just got a free medium pizza for my suitemates. We're trying this every night until either, it doesn't work or we get caught. We might need to start wearing disguises every time we order because it'll be form the same place.Roger Lesboules wrote:
You know the process by now, Pics or it didnt happen...pics needed when you have it, if you do
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/ … izza-1.jpg
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Alright. I also just got a free medium pizza for my suitemates. We're trying this every night until either, it doesn't work or we get caught. We might need to start wearing disguises every time we order because it'll be form the same place.Roger Lesboules wrote:
You know the process by now, Pics or it didnt happen...pics needed when you have it, if you doMorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Hahaha, it worked. One free medium extra cheese pizza is coming to my dorm building in an hour.
HAHAHAHHA
Hahaha, it worked. One free medium extra cheese pizza is coming to my dorm building in an hour.
HAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHA
College:
The College of New Jersey
www.tcnj.edu
High school:
St. Joseph's Preparatory School
www.sjprep.org
The College of New Jersey
www.tcnj.edu
High school:
St. Joseph's Preparatory School
www.sjprep.org