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I like watching it, like tennis and golf, fun to play boring as fark to watch
Hilfenhauselz_17 wrote:
if we had brett lee, clark and haifenhouser (whatever his damn name is ) and also symmonds on the bat, i think australia would definitley be in with a chance....
but i think the selectors must be toking a bit of sticky hooch, which is all cool but they aren't looking at anything that is good for winning.
13th march my b'day woo!
Anyway, as much as i'd like the Aussies to win again i'm very doubtful about it.
Lee is probably out and they've got no chance
Anyway, as much as i'd like the Aussies to win again i'm very doubtful about it.
Lee is probably out and they've got no chance
Lol
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
What do you get when you cross Arnold Swarzchanegger(sp?) and Michael Jackson?
Iwasanigger
Iwasanigger
Those surveys are bullshit, and if they happen to be right you don't see any of it
We arent bad people
We arent bad people
4-5- sega saturn
5- Playstation
8- Gameboy Color
8-9- PC
10- PS2
5- Playstation
8- Gameboy Color
8-9- PC
10- PS2
I only know 3..
storm the house 2, much better game
thats probably from 50 movies but i dont know one of themPug wrote:
Hot shots! ?
"Sometimes i feel i'm the one who should be wearing the helmet to bed"
Australian squad for 07 world cup: WHO CARES WE'VE WON THE LAST 3 AND WE'LL DO THE SAME FOR THIS ONE.
The aussie selectors were on pot or something for not picking poor ol' Stuart Clark.
He should of been there in the finals, and now he's not there for the world cup.
They better put him in sooner or later.
The aussie selectors were on pot or something for not picking poor ol' Stuart Clark.
He should of been there in the finals, and now he's not there for the world cup.
They better put him in sooner or later.
It is, you need 4 or more players for it to be fun
I didnt watch the final in Sydney, how'd it go?
panda is my nickname, and my real name is pat, go figure
0.1856 average
it appears i'm what they call a "rocketing rabbit"
it appears i'm what they call a "rocketing rabbit"
nubcaykz
that was funnyVub wrote:
What is the most common car in China?
The Rolls Rice
They either played well(which happens once in a blue moon), or they finally read the instruction manual
Thanks i'll use one of them
They only one cos Ponting, Clarke and Lee werent playing, it was just like playing australia a
Plus Symonds retired hurt
Plus Symonds retired hurt
For anyone in aus, they're probably the only ones who know him.
Anyway Barry Dawson aka 'the cougar', actually wrestles a cougar with his hands tied behind his back but he has a stick in his mouth which he can use however he likes.
Then the people at home vote on which animal he wrestles next.
Or they have a series of all tough animals behind doors, he has to choose one of the doors and whatevers behind him thats what he fights, and the same with weapons, except the weapons would all be crap ie. a stick, a plush toy, a pencil etc.
Anyway Barry Dawson aka 'the cougar', actually wrestles a cougar with his hands tied behind his back but he has a stick in his mouth which he can use however he likes.
Then the people at home vote on which animal he wrestles next.
Or they have a series of all tough animals behind doors, he has to choose one of the doors and whatevers behind him thats what he fights, and the same with weapons, except the weapons would all be crap ie. a stick, a plush toy, a pencil etc.
minus karma
nub
Ya rugby leagueHawk390 wrote:
American football, there all wimps. You want pain? GO play rugby or aussie rules, with no pussy padding. Man id laugh then.
Dodgeball with grapes
Does anyone know why the glitch happens?
Anyway to fix it(besides leaving the server)?
Happens to me sometimes aswell
And ya, we cant have the same people playing the game for the next 10 years, we need n00bs to flame at
Anyway to fix it(besides leaving the server)?
Happens to me sometimes aswell
And ya, we cant have the same people playing the game for the next 10 years, we need n00bs to flame at
Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.
Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped. The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She
told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he
was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he
had on a helmet and gloves.
"That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman.
"Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman".
"I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant.
"No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.
Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped. The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She
told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he
was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he
had on a helmet and gloves.
"That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman.
"Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman".
"I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant.
"No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
excellent man +1 for that
No i'm afraid we dont but we've got the old hobo in a suit :pFlecco wrote:
Yeah, but you don't have boats made of beer cans... Jokes...panda-pat wrote:
If anyones planning on coming to australia you should definetely put sydney on your list of places to go, port stephens is a great place to head aswell, its in NSW aswell
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol
either peopele havent ventured into this part of the forum yet or you're very popular amongst the people
search pistol when searching for a server play any one of them, always get lots of points on em cos its pistol/kinfe/shock paddles only.
Top players get 500 sometimes 600 points every round
Top players get 500 sometimes 600 points every round
yep i've got no problems with it
Oh damn, what makes it worse was that its a mercedes.
Good you got his rego, i would of got out and given him what for +1 for you from me aswell
Good you got his rego, i would of got out and given him what for +1 for you from me aswell
I wanna see a show were people are sent to other countries and they have to play the countries national game, where most likely they wont know and they'd get badly hurt/injured.
Just imagine some scrawny chinese guy playing american football, he'd get snapped in half.
It's a bit stupid but it would be funny to see it happen
Just imagine some scrawny chinese guy playing american football, he'd get snapped in half.
It's a bit stupid but it would be funny to see it happen
that doesnt deserve karmanamsdrawkcaB wrote:
LOLROFLMAO lolzors1111!!! Fucking SICK arghh11! Police rage!11++CameronPoe wrote:
Here's a good BAD joke:
Little Amy was running around the house of an evening when she burst into her parents room. Her mother had just got out of the shower and was drying herself. She was getting ready to go out to Bingo that night.
Amy: 'Mummy, Mummy, what are those two things there!?'
Mother: 'Oh dear, they're my breasts, dear!'
Amy: 'Mummy, Mummy, when do I get breasts? When do I get breasts?'
Mother: 'Oh kitten, you won't get them until you've grown up into a big girl, dear.'
Amy: 'And Mummy, what's that furry stuff down there?'
Feeling awkward, Mother: 'That's my pubic hair, dear!'
Amy: 'When do I get hair down there Mummy?'
Mother: 'Oh kitten, you won't get them until you've grown up into a big girl, dear.'
Amy, her inquisitiveness sated, runs off down the hall and bursts into the bathroom. SHe is confronted with something she doesn't quite understand - her father is over the toilet, masturbating.
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, what is that big purple snake thing there Daddy?'
Shocked Daddy: 'Er, that's my dick, dear!'
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, when do I get one of those, Daddy?'
Daddy: 'As soon as your mum goes to bingo!!!!!!'
Depraved.
man that is soo olddweethw wrote:
yo momma like a hardware store ... ten cents a screw
limewire
All very nice
If anyones planning on coming to australia you should definetely put sydney on your list of places to go, port stephens is a great place to head aswell, its in NSW aswell
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol
Lol, thats all i have to say
Man, americans can buy guns and use them socially and whatnot, no such thing here in ausMarconius wrote:
The 1911, hands down. I just got a Kimber Gold Match II .45, and I absolutely love it. The profile, the stopping power, the weight and the accuracy are all just top-notch.
I absolutely hate Glocks...every one I've fired just feels like a plastic toy, and the kick is never consistent. It always threw my hand to the left no matter how hard to controlled it, and I couldn't get the hang of them.
I like big guns and stopping power, so my vote is with the .45 1911 and the Peacemaker. Nothing better than .45 Long Colts! (I was going to get a .44 Magnum Ruger Redhawk revolver, but decided on the Kimber instead).
Yup, and cos its look da cooliestBig McLargehuge wrote:
Anyone that picks the Desert Eagle probably plays Counter-Strike.
Yep i've watched the one in coolangatta and the one in Perth, and I wanna go to the sydney one4_Phucsache wrote:
yeah well you cant ask for miracles.
Have you seen any of the beach cricket series...absolutely fantastic to see names like D.K.Lillee, Gough, Gooch, Viv Richards, Curtly Ambrose etc.
I have heard that the kiwis and South Africans have put their hands up wanting to play the beach cricket series next year so it looks like the format could continue.
Seeing the commentators looking for Curtly Ambrose between innings only to find him behind the stands with a six pack of XXXX (QLD beer and Beach Cricket sponsor) was an absolute hoot.
For those that dont know the beach cricket format is as follows:
8 Players per side
8 Overs per innings
Each batsmen has a couple of "lives" (not sure on how many)
Each wicket = -5 runs
Small field and pitch (10 yards long instead of 18)
Basically its indoor cricket on the beach however the far boundry is the water so as the tide goes out the boundry gets longer, water = 6 runs however you can get caught out in the water.
If the ball goes into the crowd the crowd keeps it and the ball is a tennis ball with no fur on one side making it swing like a devil.
Teams may only consist of retired players who have played at an international level.
makes for a very amusing Saturday watching the telly
For all you Aussies the finals are this weekend coming being played at Sydney and televised both Sat and Sun on Channel 10.
Yes, you've got a tatse of realityaardfrith wrote:
Heck, even NZ are kicking our arses in the one day series. Oh man, we are so poor.panda-pat wrote:
Who cares we kicked ass in the test series and are doing the same in the one dayers
Yes australia pwnt the poms but the barmy army pwnt the fanatics4_Phucsache wrote:
Australia [PWNT] The English cricket team...NOT the Barmy Army.TerrorisT² wrote:
Shouldn't this be de-stickied since the Ashes is over, because Australia OWNED England?
Australia [PWNT] Barmy Army
After going to the one dayer Aus v Eng on the 19th (which I have just recovered concioussness from)Australian fans will NEVER beat the English fans for thier tenacity and inginuity.
They stand by thier team time after time and give it all they have got.
At one stage during the match I was at 4, BA guys that were stuck amongst myself and 300 other mates (we hired 7 busses to get us all to the game) absolutely gave us HELL.
When the police arrived to evict the BA supporter we closed ranks and started chanting at the police to "LEAVE THE POMS ALONE, LEAVE THE POMS ALONE".
At this point the fun stoppers (coppers) raised thier hands in surrender and left. 5.30am that morning I arrived home to my wife and proudly introduced her to my new (and very drunk) English friends
All in all a great summer so far (for us) and bring on the World Cup (for which i think we should just continue to use this thread)
And for any of you guys that would prefer personal cricket insults (including you Poms) please feel free to txt me on +610402140960 (Please leave your BF2s handle with your text so I know who Im insulting )
Who cares we kicked ass in the test series and are doing the same in the one dayers
I dont care if we descended from a bunch of English criminals, but atlease we can play cricket unlike the presnt day english