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ATG wrote:

Dude, MJ's  last years freak.
Tell a joke about a bald wreck of a pop tart named Britney, and post pictures of her cooter, then we'll laugh.

I think her cooter and head match now.

here one

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

heres another


The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Last edited by Boogeyman81 (2007-02-17 22:31:51)

What do micheal jackson and XBOX's have in common? They're both plastic and little boys turn them on

How does micheal jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue

A man, his wife and 2 boys are on a plane with micheal jackson, the planes engine stop in mid air and M.J, the man and his wife get their parachutes and are about to jump when micheal says "what about the kids?" to which the father replies "Fuck 'em" And micheal says "is there still time?"

burton wrote:

panda-pat wrote:

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

worst joke i have ever heard in my life.

heres one a guy told at work,its tasteless:a guy walks into a bar looking alittle shocked,and orders a shot of whiskey,the bartender asks him whats the matter?,the guy said i jst had my first blow job,and the bartender saids this is a time to celebrate,the shot is on the house,then the guy orders 9 more shots,then the bartender asks him again,whats the matter??you should be happy,the guys said i am, but i cant get the taste out of my mouth

Michael Jacksin is a joke just as he is, no punchlines are needed.