heh muslim really is the relgion of peace....[/sarcasma]Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Like pork!<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
and how does it taste?Macca wrote:
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
So next time I get a speeding ticket, instead of being fined, can I get "sentenced" to spend the rest of my years in Oz? That will certainly help me learn my lesson, I would hate to spend all summer surfing and "casually observing" scantily clad young ladies on the beach!
DUDE!!! I mean cmon SERIOUSLY we dont "casually observe" scantilly clad drop dead geargeous, sun drenched nubile young women carrying cartons of beer here....Its a DAMN SERIOUS SPORT one which we are lobbying the IOC into haveing as a demonstration sport at the next summer OlympicsPenetrator_01 wrote:
So next time I get a speeding ticket, instead of being fined, can I get "sentenced" to spend the rest of my years in Oz? That will certainly help me learn my lesson, I would hate to spend all summer surfing and "casually observing" scantily clad young ladies on the beach!
As for other sports I think the English should be greatful that we dont take Rugby as seriously as we do cricket and the Americans should be greatful that we dont like Baseball (too much like rounders) or NFL (which I am not bagging as I love NFL even more than AFL and Ruggers GO COWBOYS!!)
Just for those that are unaware the English come over during the cricket season and ATTEMPT to humiliate us by singing "You all live in a convict colonony, a convict colony, a convict colony" to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" however all we really hear is "We all live in an Island Paradise, an Island Paradise, an Island Paradise" to the same tune...... stay tuned for more of the Australian cricket fans songbook after these messages from our sponsor.......
As a matter of fact it was. We wanted to go to Sydney but never made it there. Next time cuz Im definitely going back. Fun, beautiful place.DK_Vision wrote:
Do you mind if I ask where you went?deeznutz1245 wrote:
Ahhh, Australia. Vacationed there once for ten days. You micks are fucking strange. I received a thorough ass whoopin for nothing (being American with an Aussie girl I think) and then they got me absolutely trashed in some bar. I guess thats how it works. They'll buy you a few rounds after a good pound. Good time though. Heres to Fosters and Silverchair.
Somehow I'm thinking it's Melbourne. Don't know why though...
Malloy must go
You guys make fun of our Footbal. But Im just not getting this whole soccer thing.
Malloy must go
You should talk to an English person about that, not an Australian.deeznutz1245 wrote:
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/602/ … nt7.th.jpg
You guys make fun of our Footbal. But Im just not getting this whole soccer thing.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
I dont know, but could this be a picture of rugby? Im not going to pretend, I dont know much about either soccer/futbol or rugby.Spark wrote:
You should talk to an English person about that, not an Australian.deeznutz1245 wrote:
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/602/ … nt7.th.jpg
You guys make fun of our Footbal. But Im just not getting this whole soccer thing.
Malloy must go
Oi Spark is you back from hols yet???
Whered you go in Thailand..I just applied for a work transfer to oodontani prov (sp?)
Anyways back on topic......
Deeznutz: i find it strange that you would be set upon anywhere here, I grew up in Melbourne (but I saw the light and moved) and the only trouble I could see you getting into there would be stealing someones girl or doing the "America is so awesome and I hate this shithole country" thing. Most Australians are not very patriotic until you say something bad about our home.
Either way at least they bought you drinks later This is however reasonably normal here...couple of guys start a fight then realise its more fun to drink together than pound on each other...Alls well that ends well I say............
Whered you go in Thailand..I just applied for a work transfer to oodontani prov (sp?)
Anyways back on topic......
Deeznutz: i find it strange that you would be set upon anywhere here, I grew up in Melbourne (but I saw the light and moved) and the only trouble I could see you getting into there would be stealing someones girl or doing the "America is so awesome and I hate this shithole country" thing. Most Australians are not very patriotic until you say something bad about our home.
Either way at least they bought you drinks later This is however reasonably normal here...couple of guys start a fight then realise its more fun to drink together than pound on each other...Alls well that ends well I say............
yeah its bollocks, we sent all the people with the "good at sports" genes. Cunts give em back!THA wrote:
i think its funny how aus is suppose to be the criminals from england, england must feel like shit now cause we own them at everything.
but anyway, as far as the first people to colonise the criminals were the extreme minority.
aus is only 200 years old and its the most privaliged country on earth. imagine how much it would own the world if it were as old as america.
looks like celtic, a scotish football team. lol those scots.deeznutz1245 wrote:
I dont know, but could this be a picture of rugby? Im not going to pretend, I dont know much about either soccer/futbol or rugby.Spark wrote:
You should talk to an English person about that, not an Australian.deeznutz1245 wrote:
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/602/ … nt7.th.jpg
You guys make fun of our Footbal. But Im just not getting this whole soccer thing.
btw obvious photoshop on that one.
Last edited by Vilham (2007-01-30 04:28:46)
HOLY CRAP THIS IS ONE OLD TOPIC......
Come to the NT if you want to see people drinking beer. The States all brew it brilliantly, but we drink it the best. More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than any other State/Territory of Aus. Thanks to Fenris a stupid mistake has been edited out, though it's in several quotes so... Lol...
We even have a beer can regatta in our capital, beat that...
That's one of the smaller ships.
Come to the NT if you want to see people drinking beer. The States all brew it brilliantly, but we drink it the best. More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than any other State/Territory of Aus. Thanks to Fenris a stupid mistake has been edited out, though it's in several quotes so... Lol...
We even have a beer can regatta in our capital, beat that...
That's one of the smaller ships.
Last edited by Flecco (2007-01-31 09:21:07)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Anyone who knows anything about Melbourne will now how I knew that.deeznutz1245 wrote:
As a matter of fact it was. We wanted to go to Sydney but never made it there. Next time cuz Im definitely going back. Fun, beautiful place.DK_Vision wrote:
Do you mind if I ask where you went?deeznutz1245 wrote:
Ahhh, Australia. Vacationed there once for ten days. You micks are fucking strange. I received a thorough ass whoopin for nothing (being American with an Aussie girl I think) and then they got me absolutely trashed in some bar. I guess thats how it works. They'll buy you a few rounds after a good pound. Good time though. Heres to Fosters and Silverchair.
Somehow I'm thinking it's Melbourne. Don't know why though...
You were one of the guys who beat the crap out of him then took him around the local bars for a few rounds maybe?DK_Vision wrote:
Anyone who knows anything about Melbourne will now how I knew that.deeznutz1245 wrote:
As a matter of fact it was. We wanted to go to Sydney but never made it there. Next time cuz Im definitely going back. Fun, beautiful place.DK_Vision wrote:
Do you mind if I ask where you went?
Somehow I'm thinking it's Melbourne. Don't know why though...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
I get back on Sunday.4_Phucsache wrote:
Oi Spark is you back from hols yet???
Whered you go in Thailand..I just applied for a work transfer to oodontani prov (sp?)
Anyways back on topic......
Deeznutz: i find it strange that you would be set upon anywhere here, I grew up in Melbourne (but I saw the light and moved) and the only trouble I could see you getting into there would be stealing someones girl or doing the "America is so awesome and I hate this shithole country" thing. Most Australians are not very patriotic until you say something bad about our home.
Either way at least they bought you drinks later This is however reasonably normal here...couple of guys start a fight then realise its more fun to drink together than pound on each other...Alls well that ends well I say............
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
"60% of the time, it works every time."Flecco wrote:
More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than any other State/Territory of the NT.
May want to re-word that sentence of your's
No, I'd get in deep shit if I said it here. >_>Flecco wrote:
You were one of the guys who beat the crap out of him then took him around the local bars for a few rounds maybe?
I don't think Melbourne is a bad place for the record.
Feel free to look that up if you wishFlecco wrote:
More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD.
I was waiting for some buddies to come with the rental car and a girl asked me if she could use my cell phone. I told her I didnt bring it with me when we flew here. She asked where I was from, to which I replied America. We started talking and apparently a few micks didnt like either A) where I was from B) I was talking to one of their girls or C) they didnt like that I was talking to one of their girls and I was American. Either way 4 guys pounded me pretty good for a few minutes. At first I thought it was a set up to get my wallet or something but I wasnt missing anything except a tooth. Anyway, After kicking my ass my friends showed up (good timing dickheads) and the Aussies werent to kean on fighting with one particular friend of mine (6'9" 295 lbs) so we all had a beer. It was weird at first but then one beer turned into about 15. Aussie boys can drink....a lot. Never saw them again but I ran into the girl and her friends at a club (I think it was called altitude). My friend hooked up with her sister after I got my ass kicked for talking to her. I didnt get laid and I was missing a tooth. But I had a bad ass time so Australia is cool in my book.DK_Vision wrote:
Anyone who knows anything about Melbourne will now how I knew that.deeznutz1245 wrote:
As a matter of fact it was. We wanted to go to Sydney but never made it there. Next time cuz Im definitely going back. Fun, beautiful place.DK_Vision wrote:
Do you mind if I ask where you went?
Somehow I'm thinking it's Melbourne. Don't know why though...
Malloy must go
stupid manEnder2309 wrote:
....lets not forget what Australians did to the aboriginals of their land....also, how do you feel being just as related to those murderers as us?
Lol, no need. I think it's because of that regatta that so many people drink so much...4_Phucsache wrote:
Feel free to look that up if you wishFlecco wrote:
More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD.
I encourage everybody to get to Darwin's Beer Can regatta at some stage. It is possibly one of the greatest celebrations of drinking alcohol that exists on earth. Also one of the stupidest events ever to be held. Lol...
Btw, if we happen to be wrong about how much beer is drunk here in the NT, sod it. Close enough.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
If anyones planning on coming to australia you should definetely put sydney on your list of places to go, port stephens is a great place to head aswell, its in NSW aswell
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol
Last edited by panda-pat (2007-01-31 20:33:23)
Yeah, but you don't have boats made of beer cans... Jokes...panda-pat wrote:
If anyones planning on coming to australia you should definetely put sydney on your list of places to go, port stephens is a great place to head aswell, its in NSW aswell
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
lol!
The most amusing thing related to this thred is in the West Australian paper on monday i read an article about "The Mother Country" an its jails that are busting at the Seems!!
lol another boat load on route to our Great Land!
The most amusing thing related to this thred is in the West Australian paper on monday i read an article about "The Mother Country" an its jails that are busting at the Seems!!
lol another boat load on route to our Great Land!
West Auzzie Drink harderFlecco wrote:
HOLY CRAP THIS IS ONE OLD TOPIC......
Come to the NT if you want to see people drinking beer. The States all brew it brilliantly, but we drink it the best. More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than any other State/Territory of Aus. Thanks to Fenris a stupid mistake has been edited out, though it's in several quotes so... Lol...
We even have a beer can regatta in our capital, beat that...
[url]http://www.2camels.com/images/festival-photos/darwin-beer-can-regatta5.jpg[/url]
That's one of the smaller ships.
nt close so its a brotha thing
No i'm afraid we dont but we've got the old hobo in a suit :pFlecco wrote:
Yeah, but you don't have boats made of beer cans... Jokes...panda-pat wrote:
If anyones planning on coming to australia you should definetely put sydney on your list of places to go, port stephens is a great place to head aswell, its in NSW aswell
For a great party get down to darling harbour on nye, plenty of great times and alcohol