After all the padders got wiped I noticed the highest ranked guy I have shanked is/was #4 HarveyCamper.
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Fucking tards.First wrote:
just play ghost town and get in the mobile aa u will get it no problem
LOL its pretty funny. I have been on this server a few times the last few days.
There is a message SCROLLING ACROSS STATING: We cant break EA's Rules, but Pistols and Knife would be nice.
So you join the server, notice the killspam is EVERYTHING BUT k/p and continue to bitch. Its not your server and it shouldnt be that hard to figure out HEY! everyone is using weapons and vehicles, maybe I should do the same!
Buy a box of tampons and stuff them up that mangina of yours. Find another server and menstrate elsewhere.
There is a message SCROLLING ACROSS STATING: We cant break EA's Rules, but Pistols and Knife would be nice.
So you join the server, notice the killspam is EVERYTHING BUT k/p and continue to bitch. Its not your server and it shouldnt be that hard to figure out HEY! everyone is using weapons and vehicles, maybe I should do the same!
Buy a box of tampons and stuff them up that mangina of yours. Find another server and menstrate elsewhere.
Changing audio settings, closing TS, opening TS, vent etc, DLing donkey porn.... wtf does it matter to you?Dex Luther wrote:
Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion doesn't support Alt-Tab either (unless you open something before the game starts).
It makes sense to me. You're playing a game. What are you Alt-Tabbing for? Hiding from the boss?
I can alt tab out, but when I try to go back in I just get a black screen. Fucking annoying because my stupid ass can never remember notto alt tab in the first place.
Fuck your mud hut.Viller-Valle wrote:
? Fuck you.MuseSeeker wrote:
Fuck Africa.
Wha wha wha im top 500 wha wha wha you dont go outside you win. You talk pretty tough for a failure. I bet your girlfriend is dazzled by your rank.StormEye wrote:
I know, and I do have VETERAN ATTACK BADGETimmmmaaaaH wrote:
There is a titan attacker badge, not sure if you guys know or not:
http://bf2142fever.com/content/images/2 … .117_1.png
In One Round: 8 Titan Attack Score
http://bf2142fever.com/content/images/b … .117_2.png
In One Round: 15 Titan Attack Score
Global: 30 Hours played in Titan mode
http://bf2142fever.com/content/images/e … .117_3.png
In One Round: 30 Titan Attack Score
Global: 60 Hours played in Titan mode
It's called the "Titan Combat Excellence" badge. So, like I said, not sure if you guys knew but thought it was worth mentioning.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/586/shutupbi4.jpg
Also to let you know, I am ranked top 500 so don't even try to teach me about specifics.
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9409/myrankxh5.jpg
I am talking about PIN not BADGE
EDIT: Ganko_06 you beat me to it.
The truth usually isnt.Hurricane wrote:
You aren't funny.=W=GeneralSherman wrote:
i checked his stats... hes not gonna get 100 in a round in a jet seeing how he already has 173 hours in jet and still not 100 BR on CHina even though PLA's on the map he whores. and all that time in jet will do shit for him if he trys to ground poundTuataraDude wrote:
Go easy on him/her folks, not all of us are as good as you.
The 99% is because 99 is your best round as PLA. Go out and whore a J-10 on Wake and get that 100 score in a round. Then you'll get it.
BTW, don't expect a shiny medal to appear on screen in game, it just appears in your awards. Just thought I'd let you know in case you were waiting to push the Print screen button.
Bigwrm, Markov. Played for 3 years. Cancelled last november. What was your name?Executiator wrote:
BigWrm, did you ever play Planetside??
lol nice.
Ive been whoring the tube lately as its one of the most enjoyable things in bf2 imo. I got a few on Jalalabad that were out of view distance across the river. I also had a good one on warlord, from the top of the TV station into SAS spawn. Jsut a blind shot that hit some random noob.
I never catch the good ones on fraps but if you skip to 4:42 secs on my old vid there is a decent one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCamDXA2xMg
Ive been whoring the tube lately as its one of the most enjoyable things in bf2 imo. I got a few on Jalalabad that were out of view distance across the river. I also had a good one on warlord, from the top of the TV station into SAS spawn. Jsut a blind shot that hit some random noob.
I never catch the good ones on fraps but if you skip to 4:42 secs on my old vid there is a decent one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCamDXA2xMg
Get a better ISP? I live in edmonton and can play on UK servers without going over 150-200.
Someone unleash the flames that this thread so badly deserves.
Man, I cant believe how many people actually think that is the true story. How many weight lifters do you know that wear SOCKS LIKE THAT. How many cameramen are gonna get down that close and take a pic? Does the back ground really look like a weightlifting event?I.M.I Militant wrote:
i seen that wieghtlifter thing ages ago... everytime i have to strain to do anything i think of that and stop myself
That pic is of some fag who shoves too much shit up his ass and now has a "goatse" of his own. And do you really think you could blow a hole thru SPANDEX with your asshole? Try throwing a 20 ounce steak at a sheet some time. I bet it doesnt blast a hole through it.
Dont take my word for it.......
http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp
So feel free to let er rip next time you are picking up somethingheavy. You might shart, but no guts will come out.
You are now officially an internet hero. Welcome to the big time buddy.
Personally, I think if you have never been accused of hacking you must suck.
Personally, I think if you have never been accused of hacking you must suck.
lmao retard. This thread delivers.
At least you didnt try and post your SS like C dadscomp/pwnagepics/ongimaretard/
At least you didnt try and post your SS like C dadscomp/pwnagepics/ongimaretard/
Have you ever recorded with fraps? I get 50-60 fps with fraps recording with my machine. I have the graphics on medium so i dont lag too hard. I can run everything on high no problem, just cant film it.ShotYourSix wrote:
Editing and sound was pretty decent, might I suggest that in the future you capture your footage on a higher spec. machine. Your editing skills definitely have potential. Keep it up.
And for you complete fucking retards that fail at reading, the clips from the knife pistol, was an unranked server and was an entire 2 rounds. Oh noes my stats. I bet you got a hard on at the thought of getting to report someone didnt you?
haha fucking failures.
Well, thanks for the compliments and the laughs. Just something that took me a couple hours. And windows movie maker is the devil itself, anyone one else have exp with another program?
LOL I was waiting for the "omg knife pistol burn him!!". Footage is from an unranked server. Not saying ive never played a K/P server they are/were fun.
Anyways, finally got around to loading it to youtube for you lazy fucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvs6YLlmEZk
And thanks for the laugh/compliment about the aimbot. Man you must be really stupid or blind. Or havent played since they nerfed the toob.
Anyways, finally got around to loading it to youtube for you lazy fucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvs6YLlmEZk
And thanks for the laugh/compliment about the aimbot. Man you must be really stupid or blind. Or havent played since they nerfed the toob.
Wanna see how to disarm claymores? Make a bot server. The bots freak out and go right for the clays. The crouch walk in a wrench like crazy.
Awww they are so cute when they are fresh.
Would you fuck a girl in the ass? And you are a homophobe. Bottom line.Cougar wrote:
Well by that logic, I'm entitled to my opinion of hating faggots just as you are entitled to your opinion of being one. Developed varying preferences? MEN WHO CRAM THEIR COCKS IN OTHER MENS ASSHOLES ARE NOT DISPLAYING A VARIED PREFERENCE, THEIR SICK! I respect NOTHING in respect to homosexuality, IMHO they are scum, just like in your honest opinion I'm a worthless pile of flesh, but at least I'm not a worthless pile of flesh that goes to bed every night with Johnny Numbnuts laying next to me with a boner.Xietsu wrote:
Dude, is this not resemblant of a needless hatred that is so shunned from the modern, ethical perspective? How could one possibly produce such a whacko fucking perspective? You present nothing other than fearful bias rooted in superficiality. Absolutely, god damn pathetic. Just because another human has developed varying preferences for satisfaction and enjoyment by no means constitutes that another defends these as there own, but merely that this defender respects their right to be what they are and to make the choices that they have. All in all, I can only say that you're indeed a pitiful heap of human.Cougar wrote:
You know what, FUCK all of you assfags. If your the kind of person that would stick up for two men fucking each other in the ass then you are definitly not the kind of people I want to be around, much less have a conversation with. MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS. Stare at that sentence for a while. You show me a legitimate reason why two DUDES need to fuck each other in the ass, then I will agree with you whole-heartedly. I really don't see how anyone could disagree on the fact that homosexuals have something wrong with their goddamned brain.
And whoever called me a Bible thumping fucktard, is a motherfucking dumbass. Grow some fucking balls and leave a name you twat.
The fact that homosexuals are accepted in modern society is proof of our declining morality and desensitivity to things that are just not right. The fact that people like you defend them, I find to be frankly disturbing.
(P.S. Unlike Xietsu, I'm man enough to leave my fucking name after I neg someone, instead of hiding like a bitch in anonymity.)
LMAO Keep tellign yourself whatever makes you feel better about your ignorance. I'll ask my wife, but last time I checked I wasnt gay.Cougar wrote:
The only way to deny what i said is to in fact be gay yourself. It makes you mad because you know what I said was true.Bigwrm wrote:
1. You are a retard
2. You are a retard
3. Your ignorance is not good.
4. Your ignorance is disgusting
5. Your attitude is "weird" to me
6. Your attitude is bad for the the children
Whata poor case you rest.
And if you truly believe what you typed, good for you. Not every day you meet someone so open about their ignorance. Do gay people scare you?
I got $10 says you've taken it in the ass before and liked it.
Lets recap,Cougar wrote:
I really don't see why this issue is a debate, gays SHOULD NOT be allowed to marry. Period.
Why?
For one it is not natural. Marriage is the human way of showing that we are homogeneous(sp?), or rather that we have the same partner throughout life that we bear children with. Geese are another example except without the marriage part. If a goose's partner dies it doesn't reproduce with another male or female for the rest of it's life. Humans have created "marriage" is our way of showing this, even though the majority aren't very good at it. Two fags cannot reproduce and therefore in a natural sense of the word, have no reason to be married.
Second, it's disgusting. They stick their PENISES in each other's BUTTHOLE'S. Not natural, not good, the state does not need to recognize that these two dudes toss each others salad. It's gross. Ever seen two dude's making out? Made ya wanna vomit huh? Imagine going to marriages and hearing the preacher say, "you may now kiss the groom's" followed by two homo's making out. No thanks.
Third, they have sex with each other. Not good. That shouldn't be a religiously and federally sanctioned event. Personally, I'm a bit confused on the whole homosexuality thing because I look at my ass in the mirror and in no way whatsoever does it look enticing or delicious. If your the kinda guy that would choose a hairy, sweaty shit crusted ass over a well shaved and juicy vagina and a pair of tits........then there is something wrong with your brain. Seriously.
Fourth, its disgusting. I once experimented with anal sex with my girlfriend......I won't go into details but let's just say things got really gross really fast and it didn't smell to great either. For all those wanting to try it...don't, it ain't all it's cracked up to be in porno's. To simulate, take a fresh dump in the toilet and then get on your knees and stick your face in the bowl and start masturbating, not that great. These people do it willingly and they ENJOY it. What's worse is they do it with other guys. WTF!?
Fifth, lesbians. 99.999999% of lesbians are women who couldn't get a decent guy if they tried and they wear alot of plaid and have stupid flattop haircuts. This is not what growing up with Hustler taught me, but it's true. It's almost as disgusting as guy fags but not quite. I don't know how many of you have smelled vagina after a day in denim, but it ain't pleasant. All lesbians wear is denim, so use your imagination.
Sixth. Why in the fuck would anyone want to be gay? Because they are fucking idiots, or at least thats the only reason I can come up with. Rebellious perhaps? I don't know but I feel sorry for the kids that have to grow up with two daddies or two mommies, how weird is that at high school graduation or at a Parent Teacher Conference? Forget friends, that kid is branded for life and will probably end up gay himself/herself.
Lets recap:
1. Not natural
2. Disgusting
3. Not good.
4. Disgusting.
5. Weird
6. Bad future for children.
I rest my case.
1. You are a retard
2. You are a retard
3. Your ignorance is not good.
4. Your ignorance is disgusting
5. Your attitude is "weird" to me
6. Your attitude is bad for the the children
Whata poor case you rest.
I wish I was an internet hero and could read every post after it was written but sadly I cannot. Thanks for your input. Sorry for the tardy replySpark wrote:
Most of us reached your conclusion long before (a few montsh ago, maybe?)Bigwrm wrote:
How does it feel knowing (hopefully) you are a complete fucking retard?Berserk_Vampire wrote:
Gay Marriage means NOTHING. The main point of getting married is to have children and they wont be called bastards.
Gays cant create children.
Gays spread disease and aids and stick their things in peanut cluster assholes.
Gays who grow up with adopted children is harmful and will grow up to be gay.
Marriage is between a man and woman you wanna be gay prance around find but dont think you have any special rights especially to ever get married.
Shall we force divorce on every married couple that has anal sex? What about couples that choose not to have children? You spread more disease with your pathetic homophobia than any gay person ever has. Any evidence to back up that statement?
And a gay couple cant raise children? They will grow up to be gay? Proof?
Thats what I thought you fucking moron. If there really was a god he would wipe bacteria like you off the earth and make room for the people that deserve the air they breathe.
You guys are missing the major problem with fraps. Its rapes your hard drive.
I record with fraps at a steady 40-60 fps in game dependign on the map and how crazy the fight is.
I have an AMD64 3500, X800XL pci-e, and 2 gigs of ram.
The secret, is recording your files to a secondary hard drive. I have a 120 gig sata as my main, but record to my second 40 gig ata. Makes a diffrence. Never record to the hard drive that is doing all the work in the first place.
Record at 800x600, half screen, graphics on med, sound off and to a second hard drive and if oyu have specs any where like mine you should get 40-60 fps while filming.
And make sure you have the latest version of fraps. All the other ones sucked until the last one, then I could actually farm noobs without getting owned by .2 FPS.
I record with fraps at a steady 40-60 fps in game dependign on the map and how crazy the fight is.
I have an AMD64 3500, X800XL pci-e, and 2 gigs of ram.
The secret, is recording your files to a secondary hard drive. I have a 120 gig sata as my main, but record to my second 40 gig ata. Makes a diffrence. Never record to the hard drive that is doing all the work in the first place.
Record at 800x600, half screen, graphics on med, sound off and to a second hard drive and if oyu have specs any where like mine you should get 40-60 fps while filming.
And make sure you have the latest version of fraps. All the other ones sucked until the last one, then I could actually farm noobs without getting owned by .2 FPS.
How does it feel knowing (hopefully) you are a complete fucking retard?Berserk_Vampire wrote:
Gay Marriage means NOTHING. The main point of getting married is to have children and they wont be called bastards.
Gays cant create children.
Gays spread disease and aids and stick their things in peanut cluster assholes.
Gays who grow up with adopted children is harmful and will grow up to be gay.
Marriage is between a man and woman you wanna be gay prance around find but dont think you have any special rights especially to ever get married.
Shall we force divorce on every married couple that has anal sex? What about couples that choose not to have children? You spread more disease with your pathetic homophobia than any gay person ever has. Any evidence to back up that statement?
And a gay couple cant raise children? They will grow up to be gay? Proof?
Thats what I thought you fucking moron. If there really was a god he would wipe bacteria like you off the earth and make room for the people that deserve the air they breathe.
HAHAHA some of the comments in my karma thing are hilarious.
"Say that again when you're in hell FUCKER!!"
So, all these people that live their life dedicated to Jesus and do all they can to get into heaven, what happens if they die and its just....over. Dead. Black.
Owned?
I'd rather have fun in my life and live it according to how I want to than be scared of hell my entire life only to find out THERE ISNT ONE.
"Hell" Exists for the sole purpose of keeping the sheep in line.
"Say that again when you're in hell FUCKER!!"
So, all these people that live their life dedicated to Jesus and do all they can to get into heaven, what happens if they die and its just....over. Dead. Black.
Owned?
I'd rather have fun in my life and live it according to how I want to than be scared of hell my entire life only to find out THERE ISNT ONE.
"Hell" Exists for the sole purpose of keeping the sheep in line.
LOL @ the faggot that gave me a -1 adn the reason "Pussy, leave your name".
Say what? Irony overload.
Say what? Irony overload.
I have 53k points or something, after I got 50k it said my next rank was the gold bar. Then I played a round, and now in my BFHQ it always says my next rank IS SMOTC. The progress bar is full, so I dunno. Maybe im the next one.....
Ive never seen a grappling hook or ammo bag kill, but ive seen smoke grenade kills and had this one a while ago.
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Don't post that again.
Don't post that again.
Anyone that kicks for t bagging should have their server shut down, stats wiped and asshole sewn shut with barbed wire and then fed dog food until they blow up.
LOL GG on wasting what? 2 hours?stryyker wrote:
i got expert grapple before this, suckas
HAHA.
YAY!!! Two people that had to take the time to make a useless post about how they dont care yet still had to flap their proverbial E-lips.E7IX3R wrote:
VeNg3nCe^ wrote:
who cares :-|
If you dont care, shut the fuck up. If you are too stupid to post something original and just have to quote someone, stick your fingers in your ass and twirl before hitting reply.
LOL anyone with 400k pts is pathetic. Anyone that plays 17.5 hours ina day playing is pathetic. People that cant spell IDLE are pathetic.Aslan_the_Creator wrote:
you idiot. firestorm is a very nice guy, he is not pathetic, he doesnt idol, he is a good guy. do some research on what ur talking about b4 you say something.
People that suck some guys dick online just because he has the most points are pathetic.
SF was not a flop. The people that refuse to play it are the jet whores and children that cant afford it. And there are people with stitty comps who get bad FPS.JeeSqwat wrote:
Seems like more of a flop then SF??
SF is by far the best part of BF2. I wouldnt still be playing this game if it wasnt for SF's. Euro Force is fun, but I only play it for the massive armour whoreage that is smokescreen. Or Taraba quarry for the 2 man bomber farm.
So you admit you want some large dildo's?usmarine2005 wrote:
LOL. I ain't that stupid. I just moved two months ago, and no forwarding mail....sorry. you can try though. lolBigwrm wrote:
BINGO!!usmarine2005 wrote:
TAYLOR ALAN BECK
Address
Street 5114 WINTERBURG WAY
City WESTERVILLE State OHIO
County FRANKLIN Zip Code 43081-5235
Country UNITED STATES
Ever had an internet stalker?
Im totally mailing you an ounce of Crack and some large dildos.
BINGO!!usmarine2005 wrote:
TAYLOR ALAN BECK
Address
Street 5114 WINTERBURG WAY
City WESTERVILLE State OHIO
County FRANKLIN Zip Code 43081-5235
Country UNITED STATES
Ever had an internet stalker?
Im totally mailing you an ounce of Crack and some large dildos.
Spelling "shooting" =big problem.Fredrik wrote:
Shoting down a Jet = np
Thank you. It is also the 2nd worst song ever written in the history of man.ssonrats wrote:
It's the verve not Oasis.right u used oasis as the music in the vid so im guessing that you are iver a manc (from manchester0 or anywhere else in england ?
And nice sniping. Never realized how much bullet drop there is. That one on the guy on the carrier was like sniper arty.
Die in a fucking fire. Slowly.Homercide wrote:
I read everywhere that people complain about the arty and that it's reloading to fast. That's just crap. In real life it would be possible to continuously shoot arty, and even cover a much larger area, lets say about the size of a footballfield. I say that EA should take that into consideration, and make it so that arty don't need that stupid reload time, and also cover a much larger area. Playing commander is tough enough as it is.
I had a round on fu she once where I got my armour ribbon, meritorious ribbon, crew service ribbon and valorious ribbon and the gold medal. It never counted. It was ranked, 3 friends that I played the round with all got their points from the round, one even got promoted. It was like it didnt exist. Another buddy got a purple heart and it counted lol, but not my 4 ribbons and gold medal and 150 some points.
That pissed me off. But I guess thats what I get for trying to play any other map than Karkand or wake.
That pissed me off. But I guess thats what I get for trying to play any other map than Karkand or wake.
Make sure you scroll down to the bottom of the pic of the front of the house. How cool would it be having your own elevator just to get to your house from your garage? My only concern would be my stupid drunken ass falling off to my pimpin death while trying to impress the supermodels I was banging.
Anyways, can I borrow $4 million U.S off someone? Ill let you crash on the couch.....
http://www.sothebysrealty.com/PropertyD … 4100000622
Another nice place, even has a batcave like car....spinner thing. Those houses would get you more ass than a toilet seat at the Lilith Fair.
http://www.greenwichcastle.com/
Anyways, can I borrow $4 million U.S off someone? Ill let you crash on the couch.....
http://www.sothebysrealty.com/PropertyD … 4100000622
Another nice place, even has a batcave like car....spinner thing. Those houses would get you more ass than a toilet seat at the Lilith Fair.
http://www.greenwichcastle.com/
Exactly.Chaos81 wrote:
Which is exactly why I like SF.usmarine2005 wrote:
It's really pretty simple why people don't like it........ No Airplanes!
I love these retards that hate SF because they cant fly a jet all round baseraping. Good. Dont ever play it.
SF 's is for the people that dont enjoy getting bombs dropped on their heads every 2 secs from friendlies or enemies alike.
Still baffles how so many people play Karkand because "no jets" yet no one plays SF's. There are always twice as many 24/7 karkand fag fests as there are SF servers in Total.
And considering I got that from camping the TV station on Sharqi in a heli and was only stopped by the round ending, who knows how many I could have got. Still pretty good, hard to find a good farm like that. Congratz.stryyker wrote:
considering its double whay you have as your killstreak, i make it out to be quite an accomplshmentBigwrm wrote:
Woot camping the ship in a heli, thats skill right there I dont care who ya are.
Its just Iron gator in a heli, fish in a barrel.
lol ya I forgot about getting kicked for "FFS" once too. DAMN THOSE ABBREVIATIONS.CommieChipmunk wrote:
i got kicked for saying noob....Bigwrm wrote:
LOL I logged on a server and got TK'd 4 times in a row off the bat by the commander. I typed in "WTF?" Kicked/banned.
Another time I got shot out of a heli (tk'd) and I typed in something about so and so shot me out of the "cockpit". bam, kicked/banned.
Fuck this game sometimes.