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My brain only lets me hear "Suprise requested at this position". Been tempted to drop some arty a few times, figure that would be pretty suprising. One of those crates full of fish would be better but you don't seem to be able to drop them - a shame really.
Can't be bothered to point out whats wrong with that. I think maybe I'm in bad mood...perhaps I should lie down for a while and come back happier. Yes I'll go and seek my inner warm fuzzy self.plasmaFLY wrote:
Faith, think about it. You spot a jet, you transmit the message to the team:by the time it will take them to react, the jet will be at another corner of the map. i mean those things fly fast, they are not sitting ducks. not like infantry they aint.
Some nice flying mort, how are you going to top that for the difficult 3rd movie ?
Fantasy world or not ( by the way I live in a very real world ) we don't NEED exploiters, and anyone who thinks that they're doing me a service by using exploits so they can get fixed faster can go to hell.plasmaFLY wrote:
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errrm - if nobody did it, it wouldn't need fixing - so why do we need the exploiters again ?
by gvp000
Dude. 'If' is a big word. Actually people do it. I mean , is the society composed of only SANE players? HELL NO. so many kids out there that spent their lunch time in between school courses tryin to hack their way throught the code usin warez crap. Im sorry , gvp000 you live in a fantasy world.
Thanks for the lecture on script kiddies, I'll add it to the network security and vunerabilty report I've got to write tonight.
If I did live in a fantasy world, then stuff that tastes nice would be healthy for you, and a nice glass of water would sort a hangover right out.
errrm - if nobody did it, it wouldn't need fixing - so why do we need the exploiters again ?
Do you ever get up tight about petty things ?Leatherface-TCM wrote:
Why do people want to post stuff like...
"Do you ever scratch your balls while playing BF2?
I do - let me know if you guys do it too!"
or
"Do you ever eat those candies with the hard outside and the soft inside while playing BF2?
I do - let me know if you guys ever do!"
or
"Do you ever get caught with your trigger finger up your ass and some bunny hopping noob smokes ya?
I do - if you have too let us all know!"
These posts are nuts!
ps - do you ever post in the forums while playing BF2?
I do - if you do then tell us your story!
Well whilst I'm here I'm going to answer your questions.
Why do people post stuff like that ? - dunno why do people post stuff like THIS ?
I never scratch my balls whilst playing BF2, I complete the round I'm playing, quit the game, then browse the forum whilst I have a bloddy good scratch.
I never eat candies, of any kind whether playing BF2 or not.
I've never been caught with my trigger finger up my ass, but I'm often found with candy up there, which is why I find it best not to eat them, and I always use the one's with the hard outside and soft center because if you do it the other way around it just gets messy.
Hope that clears a few things up.
I know , I was just offering an additional fact on my choice
I'll happilly give my reviews on the other movies listed, but doubt anyone would be bothered to read them !
I'll happilly give my reviews on the other movies listed, but doubt anyone would be bothered to read them !
Okay time to bring some class to this thread.....Operation Daybreak. - True story too.
ooooh that's class, wish I'd made it - nearly wet myself.......i like to move it, move it.
You see that's the pilot attitude I'm talking about
I do feel it tho. - nothing worse than hovering waiting for your gunner to discover the hellfire.
I do feel it tho. - nothing worse than hovering waiting for your gunner to discover the hellfire.
If people are just using this to kill teammates, then it's need fixing - Chopper damage please EA.
Hey - I didn't say I wouldn't use it - I just didn't like it happening to me !chuyskywalker wrote:
Wow. Good tactic. Not to sound like an ass, but I plan on using this.
I can understand how it'd be incredibly rude to kill the gunner with nor warning, but god damnit, if I tell you to "Bail Out" it's because I'm playing with Voodoo or Afro and they *are* a better gunner than your sorry ass.
If after a few carefully placed 'get out''s don't do the job, then zooming your mini map right in really helps find the border of out-of-bounds...............probably.............hey I wouldn't know I'm not that kind of person.
My take on the matter is this : On clan servers this is fair game - if you're on a Public then play nice, everyone's there to have a laugh ; fly with someone else for a change and don't take it so seriously !
To be fair though - Have you ever been in a base when it's starts raining Grenades and C4 from a B/H - It's better than arty. - So if you've got support on board then why not ?YoBabysDaddy wrote:
I,m willing to bet all of the top 20 do nothing but base rape bomb and BH whore as support.
I played with BLACK JESUS once and thats all he did.Typing "I'm support thow grenades.",selfish bastard.
Flying as a Medic would have helped the crew way more.
If you were holding e you should have got in the jeep - not got run over ???
By the way - just read the other thread ( linked above ) and it was the same guy who did me, on the EA UK servers. - Probably be alot more now we've posted it tho.
By the way - just read the other thread ( linked above ) and it was the same guy who did me, on the EA UK servers. - Probably be alot more now we've posted it tho.
You're right but I think when you're in vehicles they should take damage instead of the player(s) - or the pilot should take damage - since he's the one drivng !Hyper_Dude wrote:
EA needs to make it so that the Heli loses health, as well as the player, that might solve it?
unfortunalty it's often the case that good pilots think they have the divine right to kill teammates in order to set things up the way they like. It's not the first time I've seen it, but this was definitly the most cultured attack, and the most annoying because it cost ME points, gonna C4 the chopper before I get in next time.....just in case...lol
Last night I jumped in the Cobra's gunner seat. and the pilot flew to the edge of the battlefield so that I was out of bounds but he wasn't. A nice bit of flying which killed me whilst I was wondering what he was doing ( even if I had bailed I would have had a long swim back ). He then flew back to base and I saw him picking someone else up as I respawned. ( Maybe a freind or maybe another victim I don't know ).
Annoying though - because I lost points for this and he got away un-punished.
I was wondering whether to post this or not, I don't want to start a new craze.
.....and for info pilots if I get in and you're waiting for a squad member to join up - a simple 'get out' is normally enough to get the message across to me - without resorting to elaborate TK schemes.
Annoying though - because I lost points for this and he got away un-punished.
I was wondering whether to post this or not, I don't want to start a new craze.
.....and for info pilots if I get in and you're waiting for a squad member to join up - a simple 'get out' is normally enough to get the message across to me - without resorting to elaborate TK schemes.
errrr- yeah, even without the fact that you've already said it earlier on ...?
I'm Gypsy000 in xfire.
Ok I've replied with all I know ( except where I keep my spare keys ) - any more questions, then you need to take them off this forum and check out some PHP groups - good luck man.
I wrote my script I'll have you know, had to get my perl manual out and everything !chuyskywalker wrote:
hehehe, I see someone found the same script I used.
BE WARNED -- Extravagent colors like you're seeing here are fine in this thread but will not be tolerated elsewhere. Capiche?
...do people still say Capiche ?....wow.
I dunno - what do you want to do with it ? - this started as a post about not using crazy colours and now it's become a tutorial - lol
seriously dude - check google, google knows everything, this is *apparently* a BF2 forum or PM me with what you're trying to do and I'll try and help, but I'm no expert !
seriously dude - check google, google knows everything, this is *apparently* a BF2 forum or PM me with what you're trying to do and I'll try and help, but I'm no expert !
Good post ....I'm off to down some flyboys
thx - I think perhaps something different next time tho, pleased I raised a smile.
Okay - the one thing that bothers me every time I read the title of this thread, that doesn't appear to be answered here is......[fastlane]snakeshit wrote:
any one who say the same? or any one who is happy whit their Unlock?
the Accuracy on the medic gun &¤%#¤.. the first one where better.
is it me or the gun that #"¤%&??
What exactly DID you think the medic gun looked like ?
If you know BBcode - then you must be able to work it out, I'd never touched BBcode before yesterday - it's only a gradual colour shift. Check the source of these posts to see the bones of it, then go and pratice somewhere !
and yes - now I'm just messing with your eye's !
and yes - now I'm just messing with your eye's !
Well you said match it ! - hope you're happy now, just spent an hour writing a perl script to parse HTML into bbcode. - lol
God Damn - It's always the last thread you read that would've been useful, stupid confounded footware. I can't walk in the bloody things anyway without jetisoning one into my surroundings, and now to top it off I'm all flop and no flip. Great *sigh*Sarum wrote:
I read somewhere that a medical study showed that flip flops can lead to male impotency.Krauser98 wrote:
I would like to request flip flops. You can wear those things to any occasion! There is nothing that can say "I'm with the in crowd, but I'm too lazy to be cool" like flip flops.
Don't those researchers have anything better to do?
There - Pictures added
lol - I could've gone on for ages, but the pub is begining to call to me....I'll update with some nice piccies tho.Burning_Monkey wrote:
You forgot to add something about Wellington's calvary charging around not shooting at anyone, just trying to trample them with the horses. Or Roman centurians camping around a catapult in the rears of the campaign trying to get their 'Anti-Artarious' badges.
Shoud've played on the Egyptian God An00bus, but that's prolly someones nick.
Everyone's a sceptic, unless you've been prying into my private thoughts you aintTriggerHappy998 wrote:
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...
( I shall wrap my head in tin-foil in future........ there try reading my mind now- ha )
Jees, I used to just play BF2 - now I'm getting homework !chuyskywalker wrote:
Totally Awesome. Add some pics to this (chariots! etc) and I'll move it over to the Best Of forum.
The history of military training.
Obviously we're all Battlefield veterinarians here and don't need any advice on tactics or training. But I've delved a little deeper into the history of military tactics, to try and uncover why we do what we do.
The first evidence of organised armies becoming complex enough to warrant a formal training regime is found in ancient Egypt where ancient scraps of papyrus warn of the dangers snipers. The snipers of the day used longer ranged weapons and attempted to incapacitate their enemies with fatal headshots. Of course at this period of history a ranged weapon consisted of a slightly longer stick than your opponent. To combat these tactics the scriptures tell that commanders first toyed with the idea of 'even longer sticks' before settling on the strategy that is commonly seen throughout history. Solders in the Egyptian armies were taught that when crossing open terrain they should run in short randomly directed bursts whilst jumping around like fools.
Fig1: Ancient Jumping tactics are successful as the sniper only manages a body hit.
Looking at the training regime of the classical Greek soldiers uncovers some remarkable insights. The Greeks were not trained in specific military skills, with the commanders of the era placing a strong emphasis on physical conditioning. The ancient Greeks worshiped many gods and even believed that the dead had the ears of the Gods and so could influence the lives and fates of the living. Popular military culture of the time involved shouting expletives at the recently deceased to in an attempt to appease the gods. Popular cries to be heard on the battlefield included "Don't punished me, because you ran into the area I just thrown a javelin" and "Well if you're going to crouch behind my chariot what do you expect ?, how can you punish me for that ?"
Fig2: Of course modern day 'Horseless carriages' are far removed from their ancient counterparts
The Romans were the first soldiers to utilise squads and formations with the most popular tactic being the one that is still most widely used to this day. Roman commanders would organise their units into tight squads with a range of skill sets that would ensure that the squad could deal with almost any challenge that it could meet on the battlefield. Once battle commenced, the squad members would then rush in completely different directions setting there own objectives, based upon personal gain or sometimes what looked most interesting. Often large groups of soldiers would be seen gathered around a carpenter waiting for another chariot to be produced.
By the 17th Century the importance of transportation had become a key factor on the battlefield with cavalry being widely utilised. Recognition of the individual soldier became important at this time and so reward systems were widely used to recognise heroics on the battlefield. This system was revised by Napoleon, to become more like it's modern day counterpart after disaster struck in a key battle of the Napoleonic wars. One of Napoleons most trusted regiments was entirely destroyed by a much smaller cavalry force when they fool-hardily abandoned their muskets and bayonets in an attempt to win their 'Knife combat badges'
Fig3: A Napoleonic canon combat badge
Fig4: Early Basic AND Veteran chariot badges
Well history tells many stories which explain our actions on the modern day battlefield, but re-search is time consuming so for now - that is all.
Obviously we're all Battlefield veterinarians here and don't need any advice on tactics or training. But I've delved a little deeper into the history of military tactics, to try and uncover why we do what we do.
The first evidence of organised armies becoming complex enough to warrant a formal training regime is found in ancient Egypt where ancient scraps of papyrus warn of the dangers snipers. The snipers of the day used longer ranged weapons and attempted to incapacitate their enemies with fatal headshots. Of course at this period of history a ranged weapon consisted of a slightly longer stick than your opponent. To combat these tactics the scriptures tell that commanders first toyed with the idea of 'even longer sticks' before settling on the strategy that is commonly seen throughout history. Solders in the Egyptian armies were taught that when crossing open terrain they should run in short randomly directed bursts whilst jumping around like fools.
Fig1: Ancient Jumping tactics are successful as the sniper only manages a body hit.
Looking at the training regime of the classical Greek soldiers uncovers some remarkable insights. The Greeks were not trained in specific military skills, with the commanders of the era placing a strong emphasis on physical conditioning. The ancient Greeks worshiped many gods and even believed that the dead had the ears of the Gods and so could influence the lives and fates of the living. Popular military culture of the time involved shouting expletives at the recently deceased to in an attempt to appease the gods. Popular cries to be heard on the battlefield included "Don't punished me, because you ran into the area I just thrown a javelin" and "Well if you're going to crouch behind my chariot what do you expect ?, how can you punish me for that ?"
Fig2: Of course modern day 'Horseless carriages' are far removed from their ancient counterparts
The Romans were the first soldiers to utilise squads and formations with the most popular tactic being the one that is still most widely used to this day. Roman commanders would organise their units into tight squads with a range of skill sets that would ensure that the squad could deal with almost any challenge that it could meet on the battlefield. Once battle commenced, the squad members would then rush in completely different directions setting there own objectives, based upon personal gain or sometimes what looked most interesting. Often large groups of soldiers would be seen gathered around a carpenter waiting for another chariot to be produced.
By the 17th Century the importance of transportation had become a key factor on the battlefield with cavalry being widely utilised. Recognition of the individual soldier became important at this time and so reward systems were widely used to recognise heroics on the battlefield. This system was revised by Napoleon, to become more like it's modern day counterpart after disaster struck in a key battle of the Napoleonic wars. One of Napoleons most trusted regiments was entirely destroyed by a much smaller cavalry force when they fool-hardily abandoned their muskets and bayonets in an attempt to win their 'Knife combat badges'
Fig3: A Napoleonic canon combat badge
Fig4: Early Basic AND Veteran chariot badges
Well history tells many stories which explain our actions on the modern day battlefield, but re-search is time consuming so for now - that is all.
I took the Medic as my first unlock - wasn't impressed for the next 1000 points but now I can't go back. Show me another weapon on the game that'll drop a running opponent in less then 2 secs at 200m.
*disclaimer - please don't really show me - this isn't the place to post your 200+ kills of running men stories ! *
*disclaimer - please don't really show me - this isn't the place to post your 200+ kills of running men stories ! *
Shark [Teeth] gvp000tF-afrojap wrote:
Heh.. would be funny to have sharks in Sharqi Peninsula. Like if you get out of the boat you get randomly eaten up.
Shark [Teeth] tF-afrojap
tF-afrojap: wtf mate!
gvp000 : Knew I should have played Fishes pass.
I was wondering what happens at a Dialling Plant.....guess it's a bit like a call center.CMDR_Dave wrote:
Sorghum Stalemate...lol
Here you go - just for you I've put the maps through a spell checker ... so they must be right now
Dialling plant
Dazing oilfields
Fishes Pass
Cobra Dam
Master City
Shaky Peninsula
Sorghum Stalemate
Strike at Kirkland
Zeta Wetlands
So could eveyone try and use these correct names form now on....
Dialling plant
Dazing oilfields
Fishes Pass
Cobra Dam
Master City
Shaky Peninsula
Sorghum Stalemate
Strike at Kirkland
Zeta Wetlands
So could eveyone try and use these correct names form now on....
Easy there, try taking some deep breaths - lol.=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
K-A-R-K-A-N-D
Not Karkland.
Not Kirkland.
Not Kirkand.
Not Karkasmfcsndceruvbwevland.
K|A|R|K|A|N|D
Sorry.. it annoys me very much.
I'm done now.
I was going to write some more, but I daren't make any spelling mistakes incase it tips you over the edge and you have a fit or something
Good on yer, Whatever blows your hair back....ProDicTeD wrote:
Damn people. why complain about Strike at Karkand? i play allot on city maps, especially karkand that's because i 2 payed for this game and i 2 want to play something i like. Of course gulf of oman and some more are fun but when i go in a server which plays all maps i usually encouter a map where everyone is a tank! at least with these kind of servers u know what you're expecting.
I like all of the maps - although get to play Karkand the least cus the servers are always full when that map comes around, so I always seem to join just after Karkand on the rotation !
I would like to see some breakdown of stats by map though, as there's no doubts that each map presents it's own challenge and some people are going to be better at certain things, so it would be interesting to see that.
PS - I don't think anyone is complaining about Karkand, just lamenting some of the people who HAVE to play Karkand because they've become slaves to the points !
EDIT - I've got to say though... I did raise an eyebrow when I saw that the BF2s server is Karkand with Team Damage OFF - suprised that ranked servers allow that, since it can only ever make the scores higher. To me it would seem that a server setup this way is bound to attract a certain type of player......I'll say no more.
Although from the BF2s Home page...
"Earn Some Rank
Come play on the official BF2S.com 64 player Ranked server:
FF OFF KARKAND & RANKED"
Guess you need to make your own mind up about that.....
"Earn Some Rank
Come play on the official BF2S.com 64 player Ranked server:
FF OFF KARKAND & RANKED"
Guess you need to make your own mind up about that.....
Okay - trying not to come across as sexest here, but for me the atmophere of the game would change with female models running around ( character models, not Kate Moss etc. )
If the female players feel that they have to have female in game character then fair-enough, but I think atmosphere has a much more realistic feel and is easier to immerse yourself in, than say ....MOHAA where the online bias actually swung towards the slightly smaller female model resulting in a more 'game' like experience rather then one based on reality. I dont know why this should matter, but to me it just seemed surreal to see large packs of women hunting on on WWII battlefield.
What do you people think would this change the in game experience for you, and ladies how many feel hard done by that there's no female characters ?
If the female players feel that they have to have female in game character then fair-enough, but I think atmosphere has a much more realistic feel and is easier to immerse yourself in, than say ....MOHAA where the online bias actually swung towards the slightly smaller female model resulting in a more 'game' like experience rather then one based on reality. I dont know why this should matter, but to me it just seemed surreal to see large packs of women hunting on on WWII battlefield.
What do you people think would this change the in game experience for you, and ladies how many feel hard done by that there's no female characters ?
Look at it this way - the league table is there so you can see the real lame a$$ whores are. It's a Top-20 Hall of Lame.ShadowdogKGB wrote:
Bah. I'll break it to you gently. Most of the top twenty are smacktards plain and simple. It's the same old gay ass shit as in BF42 and DC. They're one trick ponies. Not to mention the huge flag capping chopper fags. Take em out of their precious tank, plane or chopper and you will most likely lay them smooth the fuck out. Fuck 'em.