So have I got this right, you wanted your teacher to give the old PC's to you, so you could make money on them ? Oh, what a fucking shame *sarcasm* With that kind of attitude your in for some BIG shocks in life.
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never, ever, ever return to check the body of the "dead" psycopath, because,,,,,,,,SURPRISE!!
GameSpy is utter shite but I had to vote differently to you lot. Sorry
I have 2 things to say:
1. Its a game
2. ITS STILL ONLY A GAME
sorry repeating myself
1. Its a game
2. ITS STILL ONLY A GAME
sorry repeating myself
Yeah I agree, I dont have a scence of humor. But I do have a SENSE of humour( English spelling! )
And if not sharing your puerile SENSE of humour makes me retarded, then hey I'm a retard.
And so happy that I am.
And what exactly is a comclusion? Is it like a conclusion?
And if not sharing your puerile SENSE of humour makes me retarded, then hey I'm a retard.
And so happy that I am.
And what exactly is a comclusion? Is it like a conclusion?
Can you hear my sides splitting with laughter?
No?
Didn't think so, thats cos there not!
Quick question DirtyMexican, how old are you?
I'm guessing maybe 12, 13.
If you are, it's hilarious, if not, grow up.
No?
Didn't think so, thats cos there not!
Quick question DirtyMexican, how old are you?
I'm guessing maybe 12, 13.
If you are, it's hilarious, if not, grow up.
Recognition at last, thanks!spawnofthemist wrote:
QFEobmit666 wrote:
Lvl. 6 Pillock
But, what happens if the ninjas and penguins breed?
AAAAAAARRRGGHH!!
Run for the hills.
Lvl. 6 Pillock
AAAAAAARRRGGHH!!
Run for the hills.
Lvl. 6 Pillock
Option 6: Stick their heads up their own arses
I, for one, would quite gladly pay, almost any amount, to see that happen.
I, for one, would quite gladly pay, almost any amount, to see that happen.
What
the
fucking
hell
was
that
!
the
fucking
hell
was
that
!
First we take Paraguay, then, the World.
Mwuhahahaha
Mwuhahahaha
Farking referee was a comedian though
woohoo yippee yeeha.....er.......whoopeedoo
Well said mate. I have 1 request. The referees head, on a spike, outside the stadium.rededition wrote:
After watching the game all i can say is------i hate fucking mexicans..
What a bunch of fucking shit Refs
Sorry! Got to be said, the ref is a
WWWW
AAAA
NNNN
KKKK
EEEE
RRRR
!!!!!!!!
WWWW
AAAA
NNNN
KKKK
EEEE
RRRR
!!!!!!!!
Yeah, he looks like a young giraffe, learning to run. Shame about the robodancing though.SargeX_au wrote:
that crowch fellow is so lanky lol, but pretty good player.
I've never seen a co-ordinated lanky guy like that.
It's coming home,
It's coming home,
It's coming,
Football's coming home!
Maybe!
C'mon lads.
Brazil............BRAZIL.Mrt1989 wrote:
Comon lads. Brazil will win anyway They simply are the best team in the world.
True statement but go and wash your mouth out anyway. :-)
Engerland, Engerland! Come on lad's you can do it!
Please note spelling, E N G E R L A N D.
This is the correct spelling during the world cup.
Thankyou for your attention.
Carry on troops.
Please note spelling, E N G E R L A N D.
This is the correct spelling during the world cup.
Thankyou for your attention.
Carry on troops.
German!
Oooooo, me too. Can I have a darkside as well please. I can provide the wool.
Wow! Thats impressive.Hacial wrote:
Meant teammates Useful too when you go to 64 karkand as usmc and grab two teammates as support and say them to throw grenades. You get spinner kill assists and ammo giving points. Oh and sometimes on wake when there's j-10 raping carrier, I grab my teammates and we fly to Airfield and cap it.BolvisOculus wrote:
heck, it even doesnt have to be friends, i'll just grab 2 teammates and spin 'em like that. i looks really cool if they are shooting their gun while this is happening.
I'd be spewing my ring in no time at all.
Did you have to go through long and arduous SpecOps training to do that, or maybe the Bolshoi ballet.
Either way, I take my hat off to you, for all the hard work and dedication it has obviously cost you.
No worries. Case of mistaken identitiy, happens to me all the time. Apology accepted.joeman wrote:
Shit, wrong guy to quote, sorry. It was meant for the dumbass who runs over his team with cars, but gets out just before. It doesnt say teamkill, but you still get minus points.obmit666 wrote:
Dumbass? For getting some nourishment before battle, surely not.joeman wrote:
You still get the minus points you dumbass.
Nothing worse than being run over (by the wacky racers on deck) on an empty stomach.
No, no, no. THC = World peace.
And cake of course.
Where's the bar then?
And cake of course.
Where's the bar then?
How very true, make mine crispy, please.Barney_T_Dinosaur wrote:
usually i split my time between getting artilleried, bombed and strafed by J-10s and getting in choppers with pilots who are like "OMgZz 1 can f1y, Let me F1y!!!" then proceed to give me a nice explosive date with the command tower
*goes to cook bacon*
Mmmmm, cheese and bacon, mmmmm. All this talk of food is making me hungry.
Well said.
Or even bacon, but the smell usually brings all the others running, and I end up cooking for everyone.Friluftshund wrote:
Bacon!!!obmit666 wrote:
No, no, no. I dont run peeps down.
I stand back and watch while someone else does that, while munching on a nice bit of cake.
I LIKE cake.
No, no, no. I dont run peeps down.
I stand back and watch while someone else does that, while munching on a nice bit of cake.
I LIKE cake.
I stand back and watch while someone else does that, while munching on a nice bit of cake.
I LIKE cake.
Dumbass? For getting some nourishment before battle, surely not.joeman wrote:
You still get the minus points you dumbass.obmit666 wrote:
I run down to the galley and knock up a quick snack.
Nothing worse than being run over (by the wacky racers on deck) on an empty stomach.
I run down to the galley and knock up a quick snack.
82/0. 1 or 2 when the "red/blue" pixies were playing there little tricks, all the others, cos of the lame excuse for an ISP that I had the misfortune of signing on the dotted line with. Usualy they struggle to maintain a ping of 100-150.
Rant over.
BASTARDS.
sorry.
Rant over.
BASTARDS.
sorry.
But.......surely.......they only slam into each other, because they wear all that pansy arsed body armour.xintegrityx wrote:
American football players wear pads because it's much harder on the body than European football. I know European football is also a contact sport but not to the extent that American football is - take for example the wedge breaker, whose sole purpose is slam into the "wedge" formation of players on the kicking team to break the formation. Imagine having a 230-pound man running at full speed directly into you, and you're not wearing pads. That's what I thought. The hits in American football are much harder. Although American football is based on rugby, and rugby players don't wear much protection - so I have to give them respect for that, although it's maybe a bit stupid.
Take it away from them and then see how hard they hit each other.
NO, no, no!! Tell everyone how to do it, then the naughty, cheaty types can all cram inside and fuckem selves, while the non cheaty types can go and enjoy themselves on a different map.
AMD/nVidia.
Always have, probably always will.
Always have, probably always will.
Harsh but fair. In my opinion they should be dragged outside and flogged in public.Vilham wrote:
keel hauling might be a bit harsh lolRexxy40 wrote:
yeah, they need to be keel hauled.......
next time someone see this. they shoould get a whole squad to take them out, they just keep laying c4 and claymores in the building and keep killing them when they go there again....
"Bring on the HUNT".....
Not enough places yet but been lucky to go to Australia twice.
Perverted Killer Monkey
All hail the mighty EA/Dice union. You have managed to fuck off a lot of people, yet again. You are not worthy, you are not worthy. I think that Quake wars will be getting my money and not the pile of tripe that BF2142 is likely to be/turn into. Thanks again to the monkeys who "coded" this pile of festering dingo entrails.
Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a little bloke. They walk upto the bar and order the round. The little bloke immediately says "I'm not paying for that!". They get the drinks go off and sit at a table. Drinks drunk, they order another round and yet again the little bloke says "I'm not paying for that!". Anyway, this goes on for the rest of the evening and having heard what was said every time, when the man orders another round the barman says to him "Whats with the ostrich and the little bloke. Who if you dont mind me saying seems a bit of a skinflint. He hasn't bought a round all evening!". "Well" says the bloke, "It's quite tragic really. I was on holiday and stumbled across a battered old bottle on the beach. I picked it up and rubbed some grime off, when a puff of smoke and a genie appeared. He said I could have one wish for releasing him. So I thought long and hard. I eventually asked for a long legged bird with a tight little cunt"
Why do brides wear white?
Because all good kitchen appliances come in white.
Because all good kitchen appliances come in white.
What's the difference between a man and a carpet?
If you lay it right the first time, you can walk all over it for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between a hurricane and marriage?
There is no difference. They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing and eventually you lose your house.
If you lay it right the first time, you can walk all over it for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between a hurricane and marriage?
There is no difference. They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing and eventually you lose your house.
MrHibs, im with you 100%. IMHO it was a very sad day indeed when Mr Fawkes was foiled. Still, could be worse, we could have George W. as boss.
Thought this started out as "Funniest kick". And then it suddenly turned into one of the funniest SLAGFESTS I ever read. Thanks guys, keep it going
Who ever it was that acquired the new patch, I take my hat off to them, gawd bless ya sir! Now runs loads better, shame about crappy ISP though.