blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6616
....

Ill start

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

l41e
Member
+677|6619

Everyone speaks English with a General American accent, apparently.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6633|USA
Indiana Jones was a key component for weaking Nazi Germany.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6359|New York
You can jump a car from any height, and you'll land fine and be able to drive off unfazed.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6633|USA
Wether Greedo shoots first or not, he will still get smoked.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6616
If someone says "I'll be right back", they won't.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6633|USA
If someone is stalking you with a weapon, your car will not start right away.

And the black guy always dies first, except in Friday the 13th 3.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6616

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

If someone is stalking you with a weapon, your car will not start right away.

And the black guy always dies first, except in Friday the 13th 3.
rolf good one

It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Last edited by blademaster (2007-04-02 07:07:03)

heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6359|New York
Even with the absence of a medium (air), you can still here explosions in space.

Last edited by heggs (2007-04-02 07:06:54)

Remember Me As A Time Of Day
silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|6393|San Antonio, TX
There's no point in running away... the serial killer will always magically appear before you at some random point in the woods.
hurricane2oo5
Do One Ya Mug !!!
+176|6735|mansfield
freaks like this actually exist

https://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3346/goonieslbx2ig6.jpg

Last edited by hurricane2oo5 (2007-04-02 07:09:55)

levesly
Member
+1|6507|UK, Derbyshire
If a car either flips over/hits a wall/falls from any height It will explode
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6633|USA
If you hear "as I walk through the shadow of the valley of death ....."  it means thats yo azz!
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6721
you can die instantly by being shot anywhere on your body, unless you are more important than others.
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6378|Somersetshire
That good people are from Sweden (blonde hair) and evil people are from Spain (black hair)

prime example: Flash Gorden and Ming the Merciless

Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6633|USA
Penguins can dance.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6616
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6359|USA, MICHIGAN
vehicles can squeal their tires on dirt roads
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6679|England. Stoke

hurricane2oo5 wrote:

freaks like this actually exist

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3346 … bx2ig6.jpg
That not fair, Chunk is just fat not a freak lol
Hunter/Jumper
Member
+117|6325
1. Any explosion can be safely avoided if you turn, run away from it and dive at the last second letting the     enormous fireball roll safely over head (in slow motion)

2. All vehicles well blow up if hit in the right spot, presumably the gas tank.

3. You can jump from great heights as long as you Swan dive and land in a kneeling position, arms out stretched.

4. Make sure you have a girl to kiss right after a Gun fight is concluded. She won't mind the Bad Breath you will have, The pee spot on your crotch, smell of raw blood. The pendants of hair with scalp still attached, little bits of fat and teeth etc. all over the front of your jacket.

5. Shooting from the hip is the most effective way to employ any one weapon still Most weapons function better if you have one in each hand.

Last edited by Hunter/Jumper (2007-04-02 07:22:18)

Scardaddy
Member
+37|6362|UK
Animals can talk
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6359|USA, MICHIGAN
some weapons, mostly uzi's and revolver's never run out of ammo
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6378|Somersetshire
dolphins are trying to tell us something and the mice a doing experiments on us
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6395
1. If you are in a large group of friends and people start getting murdered you know that you are also for it unless you are a moody bad boy or a blonde with big tits.

2. Baddies can't shoot for toffee.

3. If you get shot you only die after completing a highly meaningful sentence. Therefore, if you were shot you would have time to reel of the entire works of Shakespeare, providing it was in context.
Hunter/Jumper
Member
+117|6325
If you are a sniveling Shite of a bad guy, Even a 1911 Colt .45 ACP will click three or four times after its emptied, Make sure you throw it at you oppenent after it does.

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