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He's afloat in a boat on a moat with a stoat and a goat in a coat.
True story.
True story.
Well, maybe not the full 3 years. I haven't searched for mentions but I did see if Fergie & the bus made the cut anywhere. 100000+ Youtube views, awesome.1927 wrote:
lol did you, I think I probably lifted it from football 365. I cant remember when though.The Magic Mullet wrote:
To be fair, it was a funny way of spelling Mullet too.Bevo wrote:
Funny way to spell Bevo m8 but cheers nonetheless
Just been speed reading the last 3 years of the forum and came across this. Guess who made that?
Me? Awesome guess.
Ewwww 3 years of this place? You'll see how I have dropped ya name in on many occasions along with how I regretted getting all emo and pissy. You doing a Take That and coming back for good? Hows Jydo, spoken to him recently?
Not seen Rob for about 3 years, and unless he's moved to Manchester too I can't see me bumping into him anytime soon. Never mind about all the old shit, water under the Raoul Moat!
I'm doing a Robbie Williams and hinting at a reunion and then not following through with it.
Still on the run in the woods of Rothbury. How you can't find a man in 300 square foot of woodland is beyond me. "Tree... tree.... tree... fallen tree... man... tree... tree... wait, go back". Easy.
The reward is still at 10k. Apparently if he's not caught by the weekend it'll go to 20k and they'll call it a Raoul-over.
Sorry, that wasn't even Raoulmoately funny.
The reward is still at 10k. Apparently if he's not caught by the weekend it'll go to 20k and they'll call it a Raoul-over.
Sorry, that wasn't even Raoulmoately funny.
To be fair, it was a funny way of spelling Mullet too.Bevo wrote:
Funny way to spell Bevo m8 but cheers nonetheless1927 wrote:
Mullett - Whats happening mate? Start posting again because you are the funniest member this site has ever had
Just been speed reading the last 3 years of the forum and came across this. Guess who made that?
Me? Awesome guess.
No, rakes.jamiet757 wrote:
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If so, what does this say?
"(2/09/2008) Onze supporters beschikken over 2.800 tickets voor de wedstrijd van 18 september aanstaande in Goodison Park.
De ticketprijs werd vastgelegd op €32. De -16 jarigen en de +60 jarigen kunnen tickets aanschaffen aan het voorkeurstarief van €16.
De tickets zullen verdeeld worden over de verschillende officiële supportersclub van Standard, wetende dat er 200 tickets gereserveerd zullen worden voor abonneehouders die niet deel uitmaken van een officiële supportersclub. Iedere abonneehouder in die situatie kan over één ticket beschikken.
Voor meer informatie kan je terecht bij Françoise DELVAUX van de dienst Ticketing, op het nummer 04/229.98.90."
Cyber handjob for whoever cracks it.
"(2/09/2008) Onze supporters beschikken over 2.800 tickets voor de wedstrijd van 18 september aanstaande in Goodison Park.
De ticketprijs werd vastgelegd op €32. De -16 jarigen en de +60 jarigen kunnen tickets aanschaffen aan het voorkeurstarief van €16.
De tickets zullen verdeeld worden over de verschillende officiële supportersclub van Standard, wetende dat er 200 tickets gereserveerd zullen worden voor abonneehouders die niet deel uitmaken van een officiële supportersclub. Iedere abonneehouder in die situatie kan over één ticket beschikken.
Voor meer informatie kan je terecht bij Françoise DELVAUX van de dienst Ticketing, op het nummer 04/229.98.90."
Cyber handjob for whoever cracks it.
Essential criteria:joker3327 wrote:
Its easy you pick the ones that spend less and always buy you a beer first!!
- Ambidextrous (Handjobs from any angle)
- Skiddies tolerance (for cleaning my smalls)
- Ability to hold more than 3 pool balls in their mouth at once (I'll tell you when you're older)
I think if I had 86 consecutive blowjobs, my cock would end up resembling a plate of baby food.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
I think its best to have them lined up and naked and pic out the best bodies,or give the best blowjobs tbh.The Magic Mullet wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm
...and keep only 4 of them.
How would you even go about making cutsies?
"Right, all those with boobs by your knees over there, you're cut"
"...what? Hairy chins? Nope, you're cut too, go on, off you pop"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm
...and keep only 4 of them.
How would you even go about making cutsies?
"Right, all those with boobs by your knees over there, you're cut"
"...what? Hairy chins? Nope, you're cut too, go on, off you pop"
...and keep only 4 of them.
How would you even go about making cutsies?
"Right, all those with boobs by your knees over there, you're cut"
"...what? Hairy chins? Nope, you're cut too, go on, off you pop"
You make a good point.A W S M F O X R O X wrote:
Fuck all you jews trying to save money, what if it was your mother dying, would you go "OH NOES 2 MUCH EXPENSE JUST THROW HER IN THE CANAL CAUZE I WANT 2 BUY BEER N WEED HURR HURR HURR"? ? ?
Poor kitty ;__;
I think to be on the safe side I should probably kill my mother as well.
I've returned to e-CockDrop Loonitic for burning my neck with a lighter last friday.
Oh...... they don't want to do that.SgtHeihn wrote:
Or you can call one of those animal whisperers and find out what traumatic episode it had to cause this.
*untangles whiskers from pubic thatch*
Happens all the time.....Noobpatty wrote:
wtf o_O Some guy was pissed so he randomly ripped off his pants and planned to stick his sack in your mouth?The Magic Mullet wrote:
The worst sight i've ever seen was the ever-nearing ballbag of a pissed up Greek fatlad who thought it'd be a good idea to try and tea bag me.
The worst sight i've ever seen was the ever-nearing ballbag of a pissed up Greek fatlad who thought it'd be a good idea to try and tea bag me.
Ahh don't worry, i'll take her to the vet really.
If the cat snuffed it I wouldn't have anyone to watch the 10 minute freeview with on Climax TV.
If the cat snuffed it I wouldn't have anyone to watch the 10 minute freeview with on Climax TV.
She's got some kind of kidney problem that forces her to drop a lung whenever the fuck she feels like it. I'm undecided as to what to do, i'm all for leaving her in the wilderness like the Eskimos do with their demented elders, but the Mrs is angling for the vet option.
Maybe we'll comprimise and take her to the canal in a hessian sack instead..
Maybe we'll comprimise and take her to the canal in a hessian sack instead..
I remember being able to spell 'FUDGE' with my GCSE results.
Bad times...
Bad times...
Steve McClaren is a complete and utter bellend.
He sounds like Goldmember out of Austin Powers.
He sounds like Goldmember out of Austin Powers.
I reckon Giraffes know Kung Fu.Ec0li wrote:
I wouldn't mind having a go against a giraffe, flimsy looking things, be good fight I reckon.
I know because a Hippo told me.
Reckon you could put an elephant in a figure 4 leglock?
That does look a rather snug fit....
I reckon you could get an Orang in a Boston Crab and have the little fucker screaming for mercy.1927 wrote:
I'd snap a swans neck no problem, I hate the twats much like Cats, Horses and other Donkey size animals.
I'd like to go toe to toe with an Orang, Urangatang, whatever you call em, Orange Hairy Monkey, clever things as shown below.
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f11/101103110
Come on, lets 'ave it ya flipped lipped muftha fucker
Never try and take on a Honey Badger, the go for the balls as the first method of attack. Sneaky sneaky.
Batter as in fight, rather than batter as in deep fry.
I reckon I could take out a sheep, yknow, if it was a case of 'him or me'.
Also reckon I could suplex a Swan.
I reckon I could take out a sheep, yknow, if it was a case of 'him or me'.
Also reckon I could suplex a Swan.
Eep, spotted.
<dives back into the shadows>
<dives back into the shadows>
It's not, he really is called Toby.KILLSWITCH wrote:
Oh god I lol'ed there as well, I feel ashamed now.The Magic Mullet wrote:
The reaction of the fella taking the video makes me laugh at the end. "Shit is he ok? Emergency!"
Oh... you meant the fall?
The reaction of the fella taking the video makes me laugh at the end. "Shit is he ok? Emergency!"
Tenner says he's never touched a girl.
Would you?
Is it wrong that I want to run my fingers through her sideburns?
Is it wrong that I want to run my fingers through her sideburns?
He can still wrestle, have you not seen Weekend At Bernie's?
Fetch me some string and i'll show you how to do a crossface.
Fetch me some string and i'll show you how to do a crossface.
Great sig, top quality!!loonitic wrote:
Still works for me
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6729745.stm
I love the 1. Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring bit. How many jibbering children is it planning on picking up? It might just be me, but being lifted out of a warzone by a 7ft teddy bear would not reassure me in the slightest.Bear robot rescues wounded troops
Vecna Technologies
The US military is developing a robot with a teddy bear-style head to help carry injured soldiers away from the battlefield.
The Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot (BEAR) can scoop up even the heaviest of casualties and transport them over long distances over rough terrain.
New Scientist magazine reports that the "friendly appearance" of the robot is designed to put the wounded at ease.
It is expected to be ready for testing within five years.
While it is important to get medical attention for injured soldiers as soon as possible, it is often difficult and dangerous for their comrades to reach them and carry them back.
The 6ft tall Bear can cross bumpy ground without toppling thanks to a combination of gyroscopes and computer controlled motors to maintain balance.
BEAR FACTS
Robot carries dummy - annotated with details
1. Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring
2. Hydraulic upper body carries up to 227kgs (500lbs)
3. When kneeling tracked "legs" travel over rubble. Switches to wheels on smooth surfaces
4. Dynamic Balance Behaviour (DBB) technology allows the robot to stand and carry loads upright on its ankles, knees or hips for nearly an hour
It is also narrow enough to squeeze through doorways, but can lift 135kg with its hydraulic arms in a single smooth movement, to avoid causing pain to wounded soldiers.
While the existing prototype slides its arms under its burden like a forklift, future versions will be fitted with manoeuvrable hands to gently scoop up casualties.
The Bear is controlled remotely and has cameras and microphones through which an operator sees and hears.
It can even tackle stairs while carrying a human-sized dummy.
Daniel Theobald, the president of Vecna Technologies, which is developing the robot for the US Army, said: "We saw a need for a robot that can essentially go where a human can. The robot will be an integral part of a military team."
Gary Gilbert, from the US Army's Telemedicine and Advanced Technology Research Centre in Frederick, Maryland, said that the teddy bear appearance was deliberate.
"A really important thing when you're dealing with casualties is trying to maintain that human touch."
Vecna is working on other potential applications for the robot technology - including helping move heavy patients in hospital.
All that red bit there I was like "WTF!" and then when the red bit stops I was like "LOL!".Scorpion0x17 wrote:
No big loss then.The Magic Mullet wrote:
Actually, it would have just been bye bye Mulletman, Joker wasn't even in work.
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He wasn't on shift. He had insider information I think. He probably started it.surgeon_bond wrote:
i thought jyden worked with you guys
anyway what were you thinking leaving your G5
Actually, it would have just been bye bye Mulletman, Joker wasn't even in work.
This was the bugger:
As Loonitic says, we were close. Too bloody close. If the building next door would have gone up it would have been bye bye Mulletman. And Joker. (Loonitic had already run away like a big girl).
As Loonitic says, we were close. Too bloody close. If the building next door would have gone up it would have been bye bye Mulletman. And Joker. (Loonitic had already run away like a big girl).
A-kunt is a pe-narse. This is the same tit who simulated sex with a young girl on stage in Trinidad.
All winter.
I'm a bear.
I'm a bear.
I was well expecting this to have reached 50,000 replies by now.
FACT.
Eating a snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuFR7Cz4rk
Eating a Zebra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0&NR=1
Catching and Eating Salmon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGk3iFyMsi0
Edit: I badly fail at linking.
Eating a snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuFR7Cz4rk
Eating a Zebra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0&NR=1
Catching and Eating Salmon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGk3iFyMsi0
Edit: I badly fail at linking.
OMFG Hax0r!!
I'll go for that.bennisboy wrote:
I would have said fancy/cerpin, but he's disappeared. So I go for cougar, always starting arguments and thinks he's better than everyone
Christ, you don't get tempbanned for a few weeks and everyone forgets you...
He's actually the work experience boy at our place, i'm just trying to humour him for a while.surgeon_bond wrote:
mullet are you banging that chick or what, and why does she keep bitching about building her a lappy ?