lol dirty sneaksThe Magic Mullet wrote:
Sneaky sneaky.
I dunno when I play with my staffie and she grabs one of her toys and tries to rip it, she's got some scary jaw power, I'm pretty sure if she wanted to she could have a chunk of my flesh off in the first tryMek-Izzle wrote:
I've had to kick a couple of vicious random dogs. I reckon I could kill a dog pretty easily, even a violent one. I don't know why people are so scared of dogs.
I reckon you could get an Orang in a Boston Crab and have the little fucker screaming for mercy.1927 wrote:
I'd snap a swans neck no problem, I hate the twats much like Cats, Horses and other Donkey size animals.
I'd like to go toe to toe with an Orang, Urangatang, whatever you call em, Orange Hairy Monkey, clever things as shown below.
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f11/101103110
Come on, lets 'ave it ya flipped lipped muftha fucker
You wont beat that...1927 wrote:
I'd snap a swans neck no problem, I hate the twats much like Cats, Horses and other Donkey size animals.
I'd like to go toe to toe with an Orang, Urangatang, whatever you call em, Orange Hairy Monkey, clever things as shown below.
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f11/101103110
Come on, lets 'ave it ya flipped lipped muftha fucker
I don't have a dog, these were other strangers dogs that were randomly going after meSamTheMan:D wrote:
Dogs > You
Just cause you can beat your own dog doesn't mean you can beat others.
Your pet dog isn't biting you, or shouldn't be , as hard as he/she can
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Yeah but your hardMek-Izzle wrote:
I don't have a dog, these were other strangers dogs that were randomly going after meSamTheMan:D wrote:
Dogs > You
Just cause you can beat your own dog doesn't mean you can beat others.
Your pet dog isn't biting you, or shouldn't be , as hard as he/she can
I did aswell until I went looking for the recepie on how to make such a seafood delight. This was the picture that appeared rather than Delia holding a small red, 8 legged thing with 2 pincers and some 1000 island dressing.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I reckon you could get an Orang in a Boston Crab and have the little fucker screaming for mercy.1927 wrote:
I'd snap a swans neck no problem, I hate the twats much like Cats, Horses and other Donkey size animals.
I'd like to go toe to toe with an Orang, Urangatang, whatever you call em, Orange Hairy Monkey, clever things as shown below.
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f11/101103110
Come on, lets 'ave it ya flipped lipped muftha fucker
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O RLY?TheAussieReaper wrote:
A mountain lion!
...cub
Unless you have instantaneous reflexes, trying to wrestle an aggressive dog WILL get you your face torn off.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Well, I've wrestled down my own dog a couple of times when she's gotten a "provocation attack", and done everything to annoy me and get me to surrender.
I've also gotten wrestled down by her bigger brother, who's about 80kg.
So, a 60kg-dog is about what I can take.
The only dog I wouldn't have a go at is a Police dog as its under the control of it's handler, other than that NO dog has ever scared me nor will I ever allow it to. Cats on the other hand, genuinely scared of them, thank christ they don't make the pet version the same size of dogs. When I say dog I mean, Staff, Doberman, Rotty, not ya Yorkie, Westy Bischan Freese (sp) kind of dog. Yes they are dogs aswell but not in the "Which animal you reckon you could batter" kind of dog.I'm Jamesey wrote:
Unless you have instantaneous reflexes, trying to wrestle an aggressive dog WILL get you your face torn off.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Well, I've wrestled down my own dog a couple of times when she's gotten a "provocation attack", and done everything to annoy me and get me to surrender.
I've also gotten wrestled down by her bigger brother, who's about 80kg.
So, a 60kg-dog is about what I can take.
Horsy will kick your ass for sure, they weigh like 300 kilos maybe (not sure), mostly muscles. One kick from those legs and youre most likely lethally injured I think.. I would go for a cow though, theyre to clumsyhurricane2oo5 wrote:
i could easily chin a horse. dunno if ill knock him out but love to try .
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