America: Okay Mexico, if you win, you can stay. If we win, you all gotta become citizens.
Mexico: Okay, okay, cool.
America: Iran, if we win, we get free oil for the next 1000 years. If you win, you can go on with your uraniam enrichment, but you can't shoot at us.
Iran: Welll, okay, sounds good.
America: England, if we win, you all have to go to the dentist. If you win, you can keep your bad teeth.
England: Bloody hell, mighty fine deal. Do we still get to drink tea and eat crumpets?
America: Yes yes, whatever you want.
America: Russia, if we win, we get free vodka for the next 100 years. If you win..you get nothing.
America: China, if we win, you'll probobly call your korea buddies and have then bomb the hell out of us, so you arent invited to the Bf2 world cup.
China: Do we still get the free food at the after party?
America: Sure.
EA and Dice representitives: Whoa whoa hey! Aren't we invited to this? I mean, we DID have something to do with making and publishing the game.
America: Uhhhh, lemme see... *All country representitives whisper to eachother for a few seconds*
America: Well, uhh, heres a better idea. We'll all go to a private shooting range out in the desert and you guys can check the targets for us, how's that sound?
NOTE: This is not in any way racist. I'm just poking fun at the idea of the whole world playing Bf2 together.