lol funny as hell. I saw that earlier today, what a dumbass.
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I saw this on another site and thought it was kewl. It's some ideas about what can be done to make the vehicles more "balanced." Anyone have some ideas, be sure to post!
1. Make it so you cannot capture a flag at all while inside a tank/apc.
2. Make it so you cannot rearm tanks/apcs with supply crates or the support class.
3. Make it so the tank machine gun doesn't have infinite ammo.
4. Make it so supply crates don't repair vehicles.
1. Make it so you cannot capture a flag at all while inside a tank/apc.
2. Make it so you cannot rearm tanks/apcs with supply crates or the support class.
3. Make it so the tank machine gun doesn't have infinite ammo.
4. Make it so supply crates don't repair vehicles.
Yeah your prolly older...than all the other kids in your 4th grade class. Don't you have somewhere to be?xhashashinx wrote:
i dont know who your calling a kid...im prolly older then you....kidWafer wrote:
Kid...no one cares.xhashashinx wrote:
im just gonna tank whore to get my kd up...since i sucked horribly when i first started playing....but....its gone from .6 to .72 in less then a week and a half...so..i should be back up there pretty soon.....
and me and deject where talking...
anyways...tell your mom i said hi
Kid...no one cares.xhashashinx wrote:
im just gonna tank whore to get my kd up...since i sucked horribly when i first started playing....but....its gone from .6 to .72 in less then a week and a half...so..i should be back up there pretty soon.....
Some people just aren't old enough for post flaming. Reported.
"Ok I saw this and thought it was flippen hilarious. You can get the full one here: http://www.eaplay.com/australia/communi … ead/46423/
Release Notes for 1.21
EA/Dice are sick of the hurtfull and nasty comments being made buy the community just because they released a half assed patch, so the following changes have been made to balance the game.
1. Sniper Rifles all automatically fire a warning shot, the bullt will stop and do the Can-Can in front of the Victims face to warn them that they are being shot at, the second bullet cannot leave the rifle until the dance is finished, this takes approximately 30 seconds.
2. Claymores now no longer explode killing the victim, they mearly turn into a life-size replica of Mrs Doubtfire and give you a stern talking to about the "nautiness" of sneaking up on a sniper unannounced.
3. All support weapons now play the 1812 overture before firing (including fake canon fire and fireworks over the support players head).
4. All grenades including the so-called noob tube ones now explode in a shower of flower petals.
5. No weapon now has the ability to "kill" another player, this is just getting in the way of the gameplay.
6. The 10 players with the lowest global score on any server will all automatically be given a gold medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice and a hug (this is a virtual hug, so for underage members please do not interperate this the wrong way and sue).
7. All other players on the server will be given either a silver or bronze medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice, and allocated an appropiate amount of points dependant on their current global score, this new points system is designed to get everyone to the same rank/GS regardless of skill level or time in game.
8. All vehicles are now "Nerf'd" and will take only one pistol round or knife thrust to explode, of course the occupants will not be harmed.
9. Medics will now be bound by the hypocratic oath, they can however "help" virtual players move on to the next plane of existance this will aquire them points under the "Youth in Asia" clause in the new EA TOS document. for each person "helped" they will earn 1 extra point, unless this offends anyone then we will award 2 points to the offended player.
10. anyone who somehow circumvents the stringent controls in the game now and actually succeeds in "killing" a virtual player will have a "Hit" put on them in the real world. This will be carried out by the new EA Games Department headed up by John "The Don" Porello.
11. anyone we don't like or who posts bad things about us will be dealt with as follows:
1st Offence - Stats will be wiped.
2nd offence - Stats wiped and we will tell your mommy.
3rd offence - banned for life from Battlefield 2.
4th offence - as per point 10 "killing penalty"
12. anyone who offends anyone else in any way within the game will have 30 seconds to appologise, if they fail to meet this timeframe they will be kicked from the server.
------------------edit----------------
This was NOT umm, typed by me. Nonetheless it was posted by me.
Actually the creator of the info above comes from naybr3"
Release Notes for 1.21
EA/Dice are sick of the hurtfull and nasty comments being made buy the community just because they released a half assed patch, so the following changes have been made to balance the game.
1. Sniper Rifles all automatically fire a warning shot, the bullt will stop and do the Can-Can in front of the Victims face to warn them that they are being shot at, the second bullet cannot leave the rifle until the dance is finished, this takes approximately 30 seconds.
2. Claymores now no longer explode killing the victim, they mearly turn into a life-size replica of Mrs Doubtfire and give you a stern talking to about the "nautiness" of sneaking up on a sniper unannounced.
3. All support weapons now play the 1812 overture before firing (including fake canon fire and fireworks over the support players head).
4. All grenades including the so-called noob tube ones now explode in a shower of flower petals.
5. No weapon now has the ability to "kill" another player, this is just getting in the way of the gameplay.
6. The 10 players with the lowest global score on any server will all automatically be given a gold medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice and a hug (this is a virtual hug, so for underage members please do not interperate this the wrong way and sue).
7. All other players on the server will be given either a silver or bronze medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice, and allocated an appropiate amount of points dependant on their current global score, this new points system is designed to get everyone to the same rank/GS regardless of skill level or time in game.
8. All vehicles are now "Nerf'd" and will take only one pistol round or knife thrust to explode, of course the occupants will not be harmed.
9. Medics will now be bound by the hypocratic oath, they can however "help" virtual players move on to the next plane of existance this will aquire them points under the "Youth in Asia" clause in the new EA TOS document. for each person "helped" they will earn 1 extra point, unless this offends anyone then we will award 2 points to the offended player.
10. anyone who somehow circumvents the stringent controls in the game now and actually succeeds in "killing" a virtual player will have a "Hit" put on them in the real world. This will be carried out by the new EA Games Department headed up by John "The Don" Porello.
11. anyone we don't like or who posts bad things about us will be dealt with as follows:
1st Offence - Stats will be wiped.
2nd offence - Stats wiped and we will tell your mommy.
3rd offence - banned for life from Battlefield 2.
4th offence - as per point 10 "killing penalty"
12. anyone who offends anyone else in any way within the game will have 30 seconds to appologise, if they fail to meet this timeframe they will be kicked from the server.
------------------edit----------------
This was NOT umm, typed by me. Nonetheless it was posted by me.
Actually the creator of the info above comes from naybr3"
"Ok I saw this and thought it was flippen hilarious. You can get the full one here: http://www.eaplay.com/australia/communi … ead/46423/
Release Notes for 1.21
EA/Dice are sick of the hurtfull and nasty comments being made buy the community just because they released a half assed patch, so the following changes have been made to balance the game.
1. Sniper Rifles all automatically fire a warning shot, the bullt will stop and do the Can-Can in front of the Victims face to warn them that they are being shot at, the second bullet cannot leave the rifle until the dance is finished, this takes approximately 30 seconds.
2. Claymores now no longer explode killing the victim, they mearly turn into a life-size replica of Mrs Doubtfire and give you a stern talking to about the "nautiness" of sneaking up on a sniper unannounced.
3. All support weapons now play the 1812 overture before firing (including fake canon fire and fireworks over the support players head).
4. All grenades including the so-called noob tube ones now explode in a shower of flower petals.
5. No weapon now has the ability to "kill" another player, this is just getting in the way of the gameplay.
6. The 10 players with the lowest global score on any server will all automatically be given a gold medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice and a hug (this is a virtual hug, so for underage members please do not interperate this the wrong way and sue).
7. All other players on the server will be given either a silver or bronze medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice, and allocated an appropiate amount of points dependant on their current global score, this new points system is designed to get everyone to the same rank/GS regardless of skill level or time in game.
8. All vehicles are now "Nerf'd" and will take only one pistol round or knife thrust to explode, of course the occupants will not be harmed.
9. Medics will now be bound by the hypocratic oath, they can however "help" virtual players move on to the next plane of existance this will aquire them points under the "Youth in Asia" clause in the new EA TOS document. for each person "helped" they will earn 1 extra point, unless this offends anyone then we will award 2 points to the offended player.
10. anyone who somehow circumvents the stringent controls in the game now and actually succeeds in "killing" a virtual player will have a "Hit" put on them in the real world. This will be carried out by the new EA Games Department headed up by John "The Don" Porello.
11. anyone we don't like or who posts bad things about us will be dealt with as follows:
1st Offence - Stats will be wiped.
2nd offence - Stats wiped and we will tell your mommy.
3rd offence - banned for life from Battlefield 2.
4th offence - as per point 10 "killing penalty"
12. anyone who offends anyone else in any way within the game will have 30 seconds to appologise, if they fail to meet this timeframe they will be kicked from the server.
------------------edit----------------
This was NOT umm, typed by me. Nonetheless it was posted by me.
Actually the creator of the info above comes from naybr3"
Release Notes for 1.21
EA/Dice are sick of the hurtfull and nasty comments being made buy the community just because they released a half assed patch, so the following changes have been made to balance the game.
1. Sniper Rifles all automatically fire a warning shot, the bullt will stop and do the Can-Can in front of the Victims face to warn them that they are being shot at, the second bullet cannot leave the rifle until the dance is finished, this takes approximately 30 seconds.
2. Claymores now no longer explode killing the victim, they mearly turn into a life-size replica of Mrs Doubtfire and give you a stern talking to about the "nautiness" of sneaking up on a sniper unannounced.
3. All support weapons now play the 1812 overture before firing (including fake canon fire and fireworks over the support players head).
4. All grenades including the so-called noob tube ones now explode in a shower of flower petals.
5. No weapon now has the ability to "kill" another player, this is just getting in the way of the gameplay.
6. The 10 players with the lowest global score on any server will all automatically be given a gold medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice and a hug (this is a virtual hug, so for underage members please do not interperate this the wrong way and sue).
7. All other players on the server will be given either a silver or bronze medal, the badge/ribbon/medal of their choice, and allocated an appropiate amount of points dependant on their current global score, this new points system is designed to get everyone to the same rank/GS regardless of skill level or time in game.
8. All vehicles are now "Nerf'd" and will take only one pistol round or knife thrust to explode, of course the occupants will not be harmed.
9. Medics will now be bound by the hypocratic oath, they can however "help" virtual players move on to the next plane of existance this will aquire them points under the "Youth in Asia" clause in the new EA TOS document. for each person "helped" they will earn 1 extra point, unless this offends anyone then we will award 2 points to the offended player.
10. anyone who somehow circumvents the stringent controls in the game now and actually succeeds in "killing" a virtual player will have a "Hit" put on them in the real world. This will be carried out by the new EA Games Department headed up by John "The Don" Porello.
11. anyone we don't like or who posts bad things about us will be dealt with as follows:
1st Offence - Stats will be wiped.
2nd offence - Stats wiped and we will tell your mommy.
3rd offence - banned for life from Battlefield 2.
4th offence - as per point 10 "killing penalty"
12. anyone who offends anyone else in any way within the game will have 30 seconds to appologise, if they fail to meet this timeframe they will be kicked from the server.
------------------edit----------------
This was NOT umm, typed by me. Nonetheless it was posted by me.
Actually the creator of the info above comes from naybr3"
This guy made a vid and talked about it. I want to share
"OK after flying the AH-1Z for a few hours today I have come to the conclusion many players
DO NOT know how to guide the missile - I wont carry on talking about it instead I made a
short video which is simple enuff for most new players to understand !
This was encoded with DivX - if you dont have the codec here is a link:
http://www.divx.com/divx/play/download/
Uncheck the box and you dont need to put an email address just be aware there
is a GOOGLE BAR that will be installed if you dont uncheck the box during
the DivX install.
Here is the video:
http://www.marshall-design.com/audio/tvmissile101.avi "
-Warhusky
"OK after flying the AH-1Z for a few hours today I have come to the conclusion many players
DO NOT know how to guide the missile - I wont carry on talking about it instead I made a
short video which is simple enuff for most new players to understand !
This was encoded with DivX - if you dont have the codec here is a link:
http://www.divx.com/divx/play/download/
Uncheck the box and you dont need to put an email address just be aware there
is a GOOGLE BAR that will be installed if you dont uncheck the box during
the DivX install.
Here is the video:
http://www.marshall-design.com/audio/tvmissile101.avi "
-Warhusky
I wouldn't be surprised if they scaled them down AGAIN on the next patch.WaGoN_aTTacK wrote:
probably 1SGT, since the rankings below SGM haven't changed, according to what's floating around these sites|CCCCCDark_Helmet wrote:
I've got a question. Ive got 17,300 points. when I get 20,000, what rank will i be???
Welcome to the clubViper007Bond wrote:
roflTyferra wrote:
I'm the best! Yes, I'm honest and I play infantry, (i.e: don't realy whore,) I am the man. The perfect BF2 player! Nobody has a beef with me! I am the best, brightest and most honest player in the world! I rule!
Oh, and you left out 'modest'. I am so fucken modest it scares most people.Most people do, including me.Berserk_Vampire wrote:
I've always played with the same account.
Possible.
lolusmarine2005 wrote:
Hmmm..well that's a pretty gay reason. Is it just so they can say they have the biggest internet penis?RDMC wrote:
dunno..maybe to show off and say to people look i am better cuz i have a 3 k/d and a 6 w/l and 15000 kills and only 5000 deaths.. ?usmarine2005 wrote:
Why do people change accounts anyway?
Dang, still need one more guy, just post here or just send me a PM!
Gonna send u a pm dude, so many teams are signing up. We need ours up asap.(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
I pwnt all, PM me if you want a good player, i get angry sometimes, but it just makes me play better ....
- W
One more!
Only need a few more.
sent u a pM||BFA||xZeler8 wrote:
how good is your team? i know 2 people that might be interested...send me a pm
We got 2 guys officially onboard. Using ttl helps to insure they are adults. You can't afford a burger and a coke, go away, u gotta spend some to make some. No younglings please.
I've just sent you a PM.GeoEnvi wrote:
Drop me a line if you still need a player...
http://thetotalleague.com/index.php?opt … ;task=list
Looks like alot of teams are signing up. But not enough have registered yet.
Looks like alot of teams are signing up. But not enough have registered yet.
Rgr that, i'll send u an email.
Ok, interesting point, maybe we should get a backup. We win, thats like $1000.00 split 5 ways thats like $200 each. And this is tournament 1 of 5 apparently. Email me! I'm a serious gamer!
I've got you onboard Jew, I think they only need 4 more teams up. 3 if you count ours. This is gonna be sweet. I think we have enough time to get some practice in.
I'm so happy need only 1 player. Last guy was an A$$ and decided to make his own team. I'm not looking to make clan people. Just a squad for this tournament.
I'm looking for 2 MORE guys so we can play in this tournament.
http://thetotalleague.com/index.php?opt … p;id=87#87
Email me ASAP here: [email protected]
tks,
http://thetotalleague.com/index.php?opt … p;id=87#87
Email me ASAP here: [email protected]
tks,
lolSahasrahla wrote:
Well maybe I don't know my bull anatomy, but shouldn't each bull have 2 testicles? thusly it would only take 5 bulls to server 6 people. Just sayin'... Also you shouldn't have to kill them to remove their testicles. They should be able to survive without them, although I'm not sure they'd want to "Moooo, please just go ahead and kill me. You might as well eat the rest of me" etc.JoyoC from the link above wrote:
Thats just not right...You gotta kill 10 bulls to feed 6 people!
LOL
I just realized how so very much I over-analyzed that
Ok, I was browsing the TTL site, and this is what i've found. TAKES 10 to server 6! OMG
Denver people have some really sick meals.
Denver people have some really sick meals.
Ok, I picked up that water coolent thingy, but when I played BF2 it was all laggy. I put the Fan back on and everything was back to normal. I wonder if I'm just doing something wrong.
But...you put it in then....BOOM. Crackle crackle.freebirdpat wrote:
Comparing the price of liquid water and oil to liquid nitrogen, something tells me water and oil are the cheaper to use on a daily basis. Water probably the cheapest altogether.
Looks like something mygyver would do out of desperation.
I thought so. But then no more LED lights, it'll just black and all. Eww...Kniero wrote:
I read the guide given at Tom's Hardware just now, and they do indeed recommened motor oil instead of cooking oil. Reason being (as they provide) is that cooking oil can lend too many impurities in some cases and could cause some type of ion leaking. At least, I think that's the gist of it. But anyways, using motor oil would be perfect.
Thats some crazy talk.Rosse_modest wrote:
I use liquid nitrogen I "borrow" from work.
This whole system seems way too fragile. There is just so much risk, it's bizarre.freebirdpat wrote:
Using cooking oil is the last thing you want to do actually, it gets funky after time. Mineral Oil is better from what I have read.
And the mess from a leak, is well quite a mess. The best way to do that is to have some sort of back up system to catch any leaks. And really you want the system to be sealed to.
You mean if it's exposed to air all of the sudden?KillerAFET wrote:
We use oil to cool all our radar jamming equipment on the B-1B. The oil is run throu the black bos and then vented via a heat exchanger in the aircraft's fuel system. Light oil is a good conductor of heat and it does not support growth like water would in an enclosed loop cooling system. The downside of PC cooling with water/oil is the resultant damage should the loop leak.
LMFAOErkut.hv wrote:
LMFAO, every 3 months or 3,000 miles.8th{E}_SpawnXG wrote:
Does the Oil ever have to be changed?
Holy heck. Thats kinda weird there.TTL Brent wrote:
Ok, this is just weird, but hey, if it works, it works. I also heard of the water coolent system for your CPU, goes for almost $200.00 bucks. Heres an alternative LOL.
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