last karma was from me by the way lol spawnofthemist couldnt fir my namespawnofthemist wrote:
the common denominator in all modes you so expertly picked out is:
Conquest
its the same fucking mode..
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i wsant aware of thisTheCanadianTerrorist wrote:
CONQUEST.
The point of the game is the same, capture flags. THAT'S WHAT CONQUEST IS. Assault and those things are in reference to how your team loses tickets I believe.
u are right my son.5peedy wrote:
i think he means that alot of peoples are complaining about not having enough of modes in BF2, but actually there are three, four if you count co-op... correct me if i'm wrong...
no, i dont explaing to retards like ur self good todayLockerFish wrote:
Would you like to explain some more?
Peace Borris
K cougar i hate youCougar wrote:
Well, it's official. School is out and the pre-pubescent noobs are arriving on the internet, BF2s and BF2 in droves. It's kind of like the plague of locusts in the bible, you know they are coming and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. I disagree. Most children can be swayed more easily with a kind word than with a iron fist. I personally have already managed to get two children to calm down and take their Ritalin by simply sending them a PM and nicely explaining to them what they shouldn't do if they don't want to be eaten alive by angry forum members. However, the children are not what I hate, what I hate are the stupid idiots who encourage them and give them a sense of "that's ok because he is doing it". If you are one of the people I'm about to list, please shoot yourself in the face with a high caliber rifle. These are the people I hate.
1. The Snitch
The Snitch is simply a bastard. The Snitch is the kind of person that see's a guy on a random server doing something wrong and feels the need to alert the entire BF2 community as to what crime this guy has committed, like we care or can do anything about it. If you do a search for the word "cheater" it comes back with six pages of results. We understand that people cheat, hack, glitch, prone spam, bunny hop, dolphin dive, aimbot, vehicle whore, etc etc etc etc. WE KNOW! So you caught a guy on your server in the Karkand wall glitch ehh? Think you should make a thread over it ehh? How's about not. He's in the same spot, doing the same thing, and people on the server are reacting in the SAME way as the last guy who made a thread on it. Even if you ban the assholes doing it....THEY WILL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND CONTINUE. I have 8 bans on my stats and I don't remember where any of them came from and I don't care. Do you honestly think these guys do? Fuck no they don't.
Stop. Making. Threads. About. This. Shit.
2. The "OMG" Guy
The "OMG Guy" is a dumbass by merit. He thinks every little thing is a miracle sent down to him by the hand of God himself. Some examples of the "OMG Guy" are the "OMG look at this guys stats!!", "OMG there is teddy bears in the box!!", "OMG Volx is No.1 now!!!", "OMG I got promoted!!" threads, to name a few. The "OMG Guy" needs to understand that, unless he found a secret room full of naked women having an orgy with The Harlem Globetrotters, we really don't care, OR we have already seen it from the last 17 OMG Guys.
3. The Obsessive Compulsive Statistical Comparison Addict Guy
The Obsessive Compulsive Statistical Comparison Addict Guy, feels the need to compare EVERYTHING to EVERYTHING else, as to think that maybe, somehow he may be able to find the one invincible super weapon in BF2. Nostradamus says "There isn't one dumbass. Rock, paper, scissors you dipshit.". You may have seen the dog crap threads these guys make before. L96A1vsM24, MK3A1vsDAO12, M1A1vsT90, USAvsPLA, Coke vs Pepsi, Shit vs Brussels Sprouts, Vagina vs No Vagina. It goes on forever. The Obsessive Compulsive Statistical Comparison Addict Guy needs to realize that everyone has their own preference, there is no super weapon, people are always going to disagree on shit and the thread you're about to make has probably already been made. Twice.
4. The Sniper Video Spammers
It's the same thing. All of them. Have you ever seen an original movie and thought to yourself, "hey that was pretty good"? Yeah, me too. Then people come along and remake it, twice, three, four, even five times? By the fifth time the movie just blows rotten ass, well it's the same thing with the sniper video's, only they are on or around remake No. 2,348. It's the same thing, different actor, different music, different location. What's the fucking point? We understand now that you can kill people from a long way away, congrats. Want to impress me? Make a video of yourself going 50-1 and capping 15 flags in one round using nothing but a pistol. That's pretty much the only thing I haven't seen yet, and rest assured it would probably stay original because I doubt just "anybody" can do that, unlike a sniper rifle where it is just point and click.
5. The "This One Time" Guys
"This one time I was walking down the street in Karkand and this dude came around the corner so we started shooting at each other but we both missed so we had to reload and then we shot again and we both missed so we had to reload again and then we ran out of ammo so we started pistol fighting and we missed so we started reloading and then we shot at each other some more and then we ran out of ammo again and then we pulled out our grenades but we both through them over each others shoulders and so we pulled out our knives and we started running at each other and all of the sudden a car came out of nowhere and ran over him and I was standing there laughing so hard and all of the sudden some artillery came down and killed me and then some random guy came and teabagged me so I tried to get the admin to ban him cause that was gay but the admin wouldn't do it so I left and decided to come here to BF2s and tell all of you about because it was funny and it sucked at the same time and the admin was a faggit and needs to have the ROE guys take his admin away from him and wipe his stats because he is not a good admin so +1 karma me if you would because I want to be l33t."
Shut the fuck up with that shit.
6. The "Punk"
"The admin over at ______ is an asshole and he banned me for no reason." So what? Go somewhere else. There are thousands of servers out there and you get worked up over a jackass admin on one server? You got punked, picked on, abused by the admin. There is nothing you can other than leave or report them, and this isn't where you report them. This also isn't the place to report stat-padders or whores. You know that BF2:RS place everyone hates? Yeah go make it their problem.
7. The Children
Fact: The Children are hated because they do one of the things listed above. Why? Because they saw someone else do it.
Stop doing it and they will stop doing it. Help keep the forums an enjoyable experience until August and beyond.
Peace Borris
Well for those of you who have complained about only ONE type of mod (conquest) dice decided to give you co-op whihc u fools did not like.
But there was no need for it there is already three type of game modes pre co-op mode
it was
Conquest:Double-Assault
Conquest:Head On
Conquest:Assault
so i have fixed the common missconception no need to thank me although greatly aprreactited u can give me +1 karma if you wnat
But there was no need for it there is already three type of game modes pre co-op mode
it was
Conquest:Double-Assault
Conquest:Head On
Conquest:Assault
so i have fixed the common missconception no need to thank me although greatly aprreactited u can give me +1 karma if you wnat
where did u explian it lol what a guyvalkstar wrote:
u didnt fucking discover a new bug, i explained it you retards!
STOP FUCKING BLAMING EVERYTHING ON THE PATCH CAUSE UR TOO RETARDED TO GET A DECENT PC THAT IS FREE OF SPYWARE AND MALWARE AND VIRUS, AND IF IT ISNT, NO1 CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PROBLEMS SO STOP SPAMMING THREADS WITH THEM!!! EVERY1 ALREADY KNOWS BF2 HAS BUGS BUT DONT BLAME USER ERRORS ON BF2 CODE! FUCKING NOOBS!
oh and please take a chill pill u seem kinda stressed lol fucking retards
i dont give a fuck even if he had the Euro Ribbonspawnofthemist wrote:
dont diss AAFCCptKabbom
he's like teh only one on these forumz wit @ll deh awrdz n shit. lolz
the turquiose colour hurts my eyes
i tyred that site it doesnt work........but the point is i discovereed a new type of bug i feel like...like Christopher Coloumbus Sailing to the new world.AAFCptKabbom wrote:
Wow! All of u missed the obvious - IT"S FOOOKIN BF2 WITH PATCH 1.#%$@*&^%#@#3 !!!.
Anymore discussions concerning any bugs/glitches in BF2 patch 1.3 should be sent to:
"Mygameisnowtotallyfuckedupafterpatch1.3@doyouthinkEA/DICEreallygivesafuckaftertakingyourmoney.com"
I bet they have a bug at the above web address and the site wont be able to be found
Kaboom.
l337speakZeon. wrote:
Ahahaha its only a bit of fun, you clearly have no real friendsTheSoprano wrote:
one question why does everyone but in their name speech bubbles but they always make the people in it talk like complete and utter morons u play video games all day speaking like that. I think thats what u guys want to talk like in the inside cause pictures express ur feelings not through words so it can be more direct.
Here are the glitchers
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/7128/pwnt2us.th.png
lmao haha +1 if i could for OYUThe Last Black Winegum wrote:
someone called Oyu, I think.....cablecopulate wrote:
No, but apparently he gave somebody +1.
lol i lost 15 karma in one(s) days work....dam im goodspawnofthemist wrote:
exec... check that thread.
soprano.. your negative karma.. it makes my willy hard..
spawnofthemist dont even say that cause i no the 3-4 people who will come arms in the air running to my post just itching to fuck it up, lolspawnofthemist wrote:
you would be correct..BlaZin'Feenix wrote:
Tihs topic pwnsorz teh forumitezors!!11!oneone!!!!!!eleven11
Am I right spawnofthemist?
i think i might step back from derails for a bit..
maybe
one question why does everyone but in their name speech bubbles but they always make the people in it talk like complete and utter morons u play video games all day speaking like that. I think thats what u guys want to talk like in the inside cause pictures express ur feelings not through words so it can be more direct.
happy 4th of july u AMERICAND SCUM where the fuck was our HAPPY CANADA DAY U CANADAINS fuck off.
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT DO THAT U WILL GET BANNED AND REPORTED INSTANTLY ITS BETTER IF U DONT NO
U HAVE BEEN WARNED
lord have mercy
Jesus Christ.
U HAVE BEEN WARNED
lord have mercy
Jesus Christ.
this could be possible yes but the server i clicked was playing Wake Island and believe it was AdultGamersElite they dont run SF.KVNY wrote:
Well, when you are running BF2 and try to join an SF server it, as you described, first goes to the desktop, then goes black, then the SF loading screen comes up and you join the SF server. So mabey you somehow selected an SF server instead of the BF2 server you thought you were choosing.
omg likes a love thes news at classs it is so fun cause the rockets and the machine gun make it a two punch combo I AM FRESH OBBESEd witht he at-class congrats +1 for oyu
umm i believe i am? casue i outrank any girl on here
DO NOT GET ONE I REPEAT DO NOT GET ONE, they do not work and is a waste of ur money stick to keyboard trust me
Peace borris
Peace borris
BlaZin'Feenix wrote:
Dunno. Cheese though. That might solve your problem
blazin and spawnofthemist I requested that ur bf2s accounts to be reviewed and for a possible ban because of your lack of understanding not to post anything that comes to your head. ty have a great dayspawnofthemist wrote:
actually TheSoprano i have a link to a similar topic:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=32263
Peace Borris
well whoop dee do
swing ur arm around and call me buck
Jumpin Jaosafats whats that batman!
swing ur arm around and call me buck
Jumpin Jaosafats whats that batman!
Meh, it doesnt matter
when im waiting for a plane or someting i jus shoot around and especially in the chopper going in third person adn watching ur bullets fly is amaazing
when im waiting for a plane or someting i jus shoot around and especially in the chopper going in third person adn watching ur bullets fly is amaazing
ITs really a new glitch or someting... well i start up bf2, choose my profile and go to my favourites i find a nice wake island one so i decide to go in it, the second i double click on it my comp crashes to the desktop then after 10 seconds it starts up again :S its now a black screen for another 10 seconds then you hear some music and hey the main menu! but wait ! and now im joining a special forces server! with no one in it? WTF
I Fly Keyboard Only
lolLividCow wrote:
Any topic that The Soprano starts.
if you have notin good to say dont say it u gay boys
stfu u panzy go to hellI.M.I Militant wrote:
lime > all
probably be perm i have been banned 8 times from these forums...yea
Were has he been i wanted him in first maybe babyspinach can update us on the current situation
me 2 done everything some alone time also its when bf2 wont affect ur life i.e going outside blahblahTurDlich wrote:
I prefer late evening to early morning. 10p-2a ET is a really good session time for me. Usually, the servers are full around that time pretty much every day.
Lately though, late night sessions have become stack-tastic on large SF servers. You know, brass vs. enlisted....
no i hate it...what a dumbass
duhhh lets see most used vehicule ARMOUR u docuhe bag why try to lie? freaking any kit is useful inside god dam armour. You make it seem like on foot ground pouding as a sniper is effecctive....what a douche
I just want to see the best time did get suited up for the game that i love as for me i usually play in and around 12 to 2 am ? so how about you what time do you play at and this thread will be useful becasue tit will show a sample of when the best time to play will be
yes i amtvmissleman wrote:
if u r talking about me this is a first
We had Canada day yestdarfay and u would think stores would be closed but our mall Vaughan Mills mall supposedly the biggest in ONtario was OPEN AND IT WAS PACKED!!!! just goes to show you the world is changing
well i just want to know what u guys think so am i a better player or tv missilemen?
Peace Borris
nope not us ontarioansDoctorFruitloop wrote:
They just don't get irony do they!
I thought Canadian's were supposed to get wound up when you mistook them for Americans??? DAMMIT!
Aah, I see you're american. Well your lack of a sense of humour surprises me [/sarcasm]! Dickhead! DoctorFruitloop!
dumbshit head
dumbshit head
Peace Borris
No im not an american IT CLEARLY SAYS IN MY NAME ONTARIO AND ONTARIO is in canada u stupid redneck but w/e
Forgive and forget
Peace Borris
Forgive and forget
Peace Borris
I certainly think we need an age limit like 16 and under becasue people like ellganbam,executionerstyle,dejrah,cougar and a shit load more ....for those of you who i mentioned u know y
Peace Borris
Peace Borris
what a fucking loser you areJinto-sk wrote:
Thought I would start a Red dwarf Thread cos me n DRfruitloop have just hijacked a thread and started quoting red dwarf
So red dwarf quotes, questions, comments off you go
maybe he doesnt have any maybe he wants to see man MAN RELAX dudedavid363 wrote:
u posted this thread and didnt evn post a video? 0_o