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Er - that's not actually a sniper rifle. it's a medium range all around rifle.Superior Mind wrote:
Sniper- Steyr Scout Tactical ( http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn37-e.htm )
I started to hack last week - infact, I think Ive already been caught about 20mins ago - waiting to see if my stats get wiped before i bother playing again.
Er.. does that mean we arn't using your server (again) PVT_Adam??
is the PW same as last week?
Any server I go on recently, on any version of Battlefield 2 (SF, EF, PR etc) I get very large spikes in my game play. Every 90seconds or so. my Ping can go from an average of 46 to well over 700 and stays that way for 10seconds or less. Making the game unplayable! No relivent events make these spikes occour, like I say, it is at an almost constant 90 intervals.. perhaps it's PB? I doubt it, but its worth looking into I suppose. It's not my internet connection, as I've got 2 PC's in my room, and the inferior 2nd one doesn't have this problem...
Help?
Help?
Yeah my mic went a bit doo-lally. TBH I could do with a new PC too. I'll get a new mic in the week though
if we ACTUALLY do it next week, can it be done properly. I mean, you arrange all this, and it fails, apparently nt for the first time. No calling me hax next week either!
nice one private adam.. others said that this wouldnt get off the ground..
Where is everyone. its just Havoc -Gunsmoke- MagiCandyBar and myself at the moment on TS
Ah I see. Makes more sense.Havok wrote:
He's joking. He doesn't actually hack, he just gets accused of it frequently.ZamoII wrote:
im always curious why you hack. what do you gain from it?Des.Kmal wrote:
im in for it.
i hax btw
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Does anybody know when the server is going to be switching to the SF maps, just tried connecting to it, and got a messages saying something along the lines of the server is running a map you dont have. Which is a bit worrying..
EDIT: added "Which is a bit worrying.."
I'll ditto that one. Still, gna be an awesome game.. heheheZamoII wrote:
im always curious why you hack. what do you gain from it?Des.Kmal wrote:
im in for it.
i hax btw
Status: New SF copy brought £20
Installed
Patching to 1.41 as I type
Connected to selected TS server, switched to Lobby (team1)
... will be warming up on server.
See ya'll later!
Installed
Patching to 1.41 as I type
Connected to selected TS server, switched to Lobby (team1)
... will be warming up on server.
See ya'll later!
Shit Shit Shit!! I uninstalled SF recently, and now cant find the disk!!! **Runs around in circles like Blue assed fly!**
Right, I'm off to HMV/Game to get a new copy! (ffs)
I'll see you guys on the battlefield..
Right, I'm off to HMV/Game to get a new copy! (ffs)
I'll see you guys on the battlefield..
In the current English (UK) language, the word "Riddle" is spelt with 2 vowels and 4 consonants
Stella Artois ftw. It makes you angry.
Hehe quite looking forward to this! Glad I've got my slot - Playing as SAS too, yippee!
a Few questions though:
1. Whats the situation on Voice comm's - is it TS, Xfire or just BF2-based VOIP.
2. How longs it going on for?
3. Will the aim of the round(s) be to get the flags resulting in tickets going down, or just a good 'ol knife fight. Stabbing, slashing and lunging until tickets = 0..
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@ MEC team: I'm going to slash you up mo-fo's!!
EDIT: added question 3.
a Few questions though:
1. Whats the situation on Voice comm's - is it TS, Xfire or just BF2-based VOIP.
2. How longs it going on for?
3. Will the aim of the round(s) be to get the flags resulting in tickets going down, or just a good 'ol knife fight. Stabbing, slashing and lunging until tickets = 0..
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@ MEC team: I'm going to slash you up mo-fo's!!
EDIT: added question 3.
Now that I have to see!!!Shem wrote:
.... I guess you are the kind of person that enjoys watching chinese people crushing a cats skull with high heels?
I'm in.
Nightvision user + flashbang = childish giggle from MoonShadow
Nightvision user + flashbang = childish giggle from MoonShadow
I've shot 4 out of the 7 or so local cats in my area. not killed them, just tagged them with my air-rifle. that'll teach'em for shitting in my front garden. I hate the things. Cats are vermin, every single, last one of them.
Ungratefull little fuckers too, feed 'em, give them a roof over their head, buy them things, and what do you get??! Jack shit. maybe once in a while they will lay next to you when you're watching TV.
"Oh, as if that makes up for the £120 vet bill"
Pah! Drown 'em I say. or accidentaly-on-purpose forget to tap the break when you see one in the road.
Ungratefull little fuckers too, feed 'em, give them a roof over their head, buy them things, and what do you get??! Jack shit. maybe once in a while they will lay next to you when you're watching TV.
"Oh, as if that makes up for the £120 vet bill"
Pah! Drown 'em I say. or accidentaly-on-purpose forget to tap the break when you see one in the road.
10 entries only is a bit low.. *Loads up CS3* .. The theme is bf2 you say... Hmm
Show-down time I think. 9pm GMT... </shit stiring>
Prove this wrong: I have an index finger on each one of my hands.
or this: I have a feature on my face which is called a nose.
or this: I have a feature on my face which is called a nose.
This is true, but there is always the option to leave if you don't like how someone is playing. Either that or put up with it.LaidBackNinja wrote:
Because the BF2s.com server is the place where we bf2s.com people can chill out and have a good game of teamwork with eachother. If he wants to go and be an ass, he could at least be nice enough to do it somewhere else.MoonShadow616 wrote:
Who cares if he was TK'ing people there are a bazillion-million-trillion other servers that you could have joined if you wern't having fun in the BF2s.com one...
Who cares if he was TK'ing people there are a bazillion-million-trillion other servers that you could have joined if you wern't having fun in the BF2s.com one...
The Challenger 2 MBT walks all over the M1 Abrams.
Your friend was named on the news this morning. (South Today)
Wtf, I've just reinstalled the whole lot for the 7th time, and it's now working. did nothing differently, just left the disk in the drive... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
anyway, thanks guys. I'm off to spray some WD40 on my heli skills.
anyway, thanks guys. I'm off to spray some WD40 on my heli skills.
The game runs, but the number of servers displayed with Filters ON is minimal, with them off, 98% are Red. When attempting to load a server coloured Red, I am told that I have an older version than the server. no other messages come up, just that one.
a piece of L glass coupled with the 350D is a waste of time, get the 5D.mcminty wrote:
Canon EOS 350D, 24-105L lens...
...Photoshop CS2 to finish the job.
Oh, and I used photoshop for this signature.
Mcminty.
I use CS3 - yes 3. soooooo much better than CS2
Anyone? Please?
No, I definatly downloaded 1.41. I get no probelms during the installation, it completes normally or "Sucessfully".
I just don't understand it. This game infuriates me sometimes. Why couldn't they have just released the game late and have minimal problems.
I just don't understand it. This game infuriates me sometimes. Why couldn't they have just released the game late and have minimal problems.
Right! Sort of strange one for me, as I haven't really encountered problms instlaling a patch before.
I've recently reinstalled BF2 after uninstalling it before Christmas, I downloaded 1.41 yesterday, installed it, went to play BF2, and when the main page loads up, it says I'm running 1.1.2963-795.0 - most annoying. I've uninstalled & reinstalled BF2 around 4 times now, and it's starting to grate on me.
Anyone have any suggestions? Even if it's something really, in-your-face obvious. Something I might be forgetting to do??
Thanks in advance
MS
I've recently reinstalled BF2 after uninstalling it before Christmas, I downloaded 1.41 yesterday, installed it, went to play BF2, and when the main page loads up, it says I'm running 1.1.2963-795.0 - most annoying. I've uninstalled & reinstalled BF2 around 4 times now, and it's starting to grate on me.
Anyone have any suggestions? Even if it's something really, in-your-face obvious. Something I might be forgetting to do??
Thanks in advance
MS
I live in Southampton too. I know Totton isn't the best place to live in Hampshire, but I would have pinned something like this on the Shirley Warren or Western areas. My heart goes out to you though, I lost my best friend through suicide 2 years ago, So I know what you are going through.
MS
EDIT: Living up to "Doesn't read the whole thread" here, but I've just read the part where you say your friend told a girl to "Fuck off". I don't know where anyone else stands on this - nor do I particularly care, but I never speak to any female like that, never have. "It's just not cricket". Doesn't deserve dying for though. A Broken nose.. maybe, but not death.
MS
EDIT: Living up to "Doesn't read the whole thread" here, but I've just read the part where you say your friend told a girl to "Fuck off". I don't know where anyone else stands on this - nor do I particularly care, but I never speak to any female like that, never have. "It's just not cricket". Doesn't deserve dying for though. A Broken nose.. maybe, but not death.
Lol - use the Search function for that one.
I recently read the Thread about customising singleplayer maps to your liking.. So I did, I've now got a sweet-ass 64player Karkand with Apache's, Hinds, Squadrons of tanks etc etc.. but, the fog/dust is far too thick to fly a chopper.. Does anybody know how to change the density of it??
Moon
Moon
Thanks ThomasMorgan
I shall search for this now
I shall search for this now
oh right nice, where did you get that from? That would be sweet
cheers
Moon
cheers
Moon
This is for the bearded Techies in white coats..
Is there any way of editing .con files for single player so that.. let's say for examples sake.. the USMC can have an attack heli on Karkand??
Thanks in advance if any of you can help!!
Moon
Is there any way of editing .con files for single player so that.. let's say for examples sake.. the USMC can have an attack heli on Karkand??
Thanks in advance if any of you can help!!
Moon
Hey Guys, not posted on here for a while.
Anyway!
Whilst flying a chopper, on the Display you can see which shows your airspeed, altitude and heading, occasionally a circle will randomly move around the screen. it's not always in the same direction, and doesn't go straight to its finishing point - it sort of - aimlessly wanders round the screen for a few seconds.
I was wandering if anyone could shed some light on this and tell me what the heck it is.
Thanks in advance
MS
Anyway!
Whilst flying a chopper, on the Display you can see which shows your airspeed, altitude and heading, occasionally a circle will randomly move around the screen. it's not always in the same direction, and doesn't go straight to its finishing point - it sort of - aimlessly wanders round the screen for a few seconds.
I was wandering if anyone could shed some light on this and tell me what the heck it is.
Thanks in advance
MS
Paris is a City. The United Nations is an organisation..... You might mean Europe in general, but even then its not a Country, its a continent.The#1Spot wrote:
ehhh buddy New york and california are statesAAFCptKabbom wrote:
For me it's the following countries Iran, Syria, Russia, China, United Nations, New York, California, Paris,
Hi guys,
Right, the situation, recently got a new PC, and have only just got round to installing SF on here...
All installed ok, and patched it.
Restart PC
"Play BF2:SF"
Goes to load the "EA Games" intro.. and.. Nothing.. just an error message..?
Help please!
I've tried uninstalling both BF2 and SF, and putting them both on at the same time, no Drivers need updating..
I'm stuck..
I don't have a clue what any of the message means, apart from somethings missing of course..
anyway! Any help would be greatly appreciated
MS
Right, the situation, recently got a new PC, and have only just got round to installing SF on here...
All installed ok, and patched it.
Restart PC
"Play BF2:SF"
Goes to load the "EA Games" intro.. and.. Nothing.. just an error message..?
Help please!
I've tried uninstalling both BF2 and SF, and putting them both on at the same time, no Drivers need updating..
I'm stuck..
I don't have a clue what any of the message means, apart from somethings missing of course..
anyway! Any help would be greatly appreciated
MS
Just like everyone else I payed money to own BF2, 'n I'll do what the Fuck I want. Like I really care what is looked down upon?? BF2 is a Game for christ sakes.FesterTheMolester wrote:
ILLEGALMoonShadow616 wrote:
I'm always doing it, I just use a Drywipe marker and put a dot over my Pistols crosshairs, then pull out my Rifle - Simple!
Hehe, puts the Spooks up some people when you dont scope up to shoot them!!
"dotting" as it is refered to in many gaming communities islooked down upon....
but how will they ever know fester? well, no one can enforce this rule, but most of us play by an honor system around here, and if you don't like it
Get The Fuck Out
sincerely,
fester
If you and others can get your Pants in a Twist over small things like that then maybe you've got some growing up to do.
BF2 = Game
Game = Fun
You = No Fun
No Fun = No Life
There was a Challanger tank that fell off its Transporter in Hampshire about a Month ago, it took over 14 hours* to be lifted back onto its Trailor.
*Dont quote me on that
*Dont quote me on that
What happened? We left and left them too it and all Hell broke loose!redhawk454 wrote:
the 13 colonies were founded by england(contrary to popular belief some viking found america). america was fed up with the BS so we kicked the oppressors out. you can say the same about anywhere, but most of the middle east used to be a brittish colony also, what happened?mavrick 3399 wrote:
thats very nice its also very one sided. i mean you say all those cool things america did. i could say us Brits used to rule the world and i mean all of it. (mostly) and also i could say we found america!!!(that will start some arguments) this is a thread that will cause more american bashing in fact just more bashing about other countries in general so its pointless.
lots of flame wars coming!!!!!!!