Plus you'll dent his/her forehead...Pochsy wrote:
Don't have sex with her while she's pregnant. That's gross. Think about it- your (unborn) child was in the room while you had sex. Actually, (s)he wasn't just in the room, (s)he was inches away. Grooossssss.
Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-12-17 09:53:12)
*At school*DBBrinson1 wrote:
Plus you'll dent his/her forehead...Pochsy wrote:
Don't have sex with her while she's pregnant. That's gross. Think about it- your (unborn) child was in the room while you had sex. Actually, (s)he wasn't just in the room, (s)he was inches away. Grooossssss.
While pregnant is the best time.... never on the rag, can try all sorts of new positions, and best of all, you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant......DBBrinson1 wrote:
Plus you'll dent his/her forehead...Pochsy wrote:
Don't have sex with her while she's pregnant. That's gross. Think about it- your (unborn) child was in the room while you had sex. Actually, (s)he wasn't just in the room, (s)he was inches away. Grooossssss.
Well actually, as the Fetus is encased in the amniotic sack, it's pretty fucking hard to "dent" it, you'd need to burst the sack, which would cause the baby to die or be born prematurely.-Sh1fty- wrote:
*At school*DBBrinson1 wrote:
Plus you'll dent his/her forehead...Pochsy wrote:
Don't have sex with her while she's pregnant. That's gross. Think about it- your (unborn) child was in the room while you had sex. Actually, (s)he wasn't just in the room, (s)he was inches away. Grooossssss.
"Wow dude nice bump!"
"Yeah sweet huh? It's when my Dad was doing it doggy style"
Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2009-12-17 09:59:55)
Thanks Dcotor.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Well actually, as the Fetus is encased in the amniotic sack, it's pretty fucking hard to "dent" it, you'd need to burst the sack, which would cause the baby to die or be born prematurely.-Sh1fty- wrote:
*At school*DBBrinson1 wrote:
Plus you'll dent his/her forehead...
"Wow dude nice bump!"
"Yeah sweet huh? It's when my Dad was doing it doggy style"
Cougar has a huge dick though.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Well actually, as the Fetus is encased in the amniotic sack, it's pretty fucking hard to "dent" it, you'd need to burst the sack, which would cause the baby to die or be born prematurely.-Sh1fty- wrote:
*At school*DBBrinson1 wrote:
Plus you'll dent his/her forehead...
"Wow dude nice bump!"
"Yeah sweet huh? It's when my Dad was doing it doggy style"
I'm sure your know this through personal experience.Cybargs wrote:
Cougar has a huge dick though.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Well actually, as the Fetus is encased in the amniotic sack, it's pretty fucking hard to "dent" it, you'd need to burst the sack, which would cause the baby to die or be born prematurely.-Sh1fty- wrote:
*At school*
"Wow dude nice bump!"
"Yeah sweet huh? It's when my Dad was doing it doggy style"
He does.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'm sure your know this through personal experience.Cybargs wrote:
Cougar has a huge dick though.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Well actually, as the Fetus is encased in the amniotic sack, it's pretty fucking hard to "dent" it, you'd need to burst the sack, which would cause the baby to die or be born prematurely.
I tried to take a pic of his dick, but the camera exploded because the amount of pixels needed was too much.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'm sure your know this through personal experience.Cybargs wrote:
Cougar has a huge dick though.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Well actually, as the Fetus is encased in the amniotic sack, it's pretty fucking hard to "dent" it, you'd need to burst the sack, which would cause the baby to die or be born prematurely.
Hey at least he's not a wannabe Marine.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah using a microscope generally does that.
No he's Cougar.mr.hrundi wrote:
Now with all those old users using new usernames, I might be a little bit confused, but.... are or aren't you that fancy pollux guy?
=b burnzz likes thismr.hrundi wrote:
Now with all those old users using new usernames, I might be a little bit confused, but.... are or aren't you that fancy pollux guy?
