Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6680
These are awards, given out by a panel of reviewers, are to recognize the most fail of all BF2s members. These are members whose postings are not to be imitated, least invoke the wrath of Flaming_Maniac or another mod. While emulation for comedic effect is fine, these members have proven themselves to fail so epicly that words cannot describe them. Their posts are so inane, arrogant, ill-informed, angry, illogical and often just plain stupid, that the reader is left embarrassed and stupefied. However even the preceding statement on these posts do not do justice to the fail of the posts. The only way to accurately depict the fail in the posts is to place ones hand over one's forehead and eyes, tilt one's head downward and sigh annoyedly. And Action know as the Facepalm.

Organized by section, the awards are as follows.

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Battlefield 2 section is awarded to TwoBlackLines. For his failure in the thread bf2s takes on twoblacklines, put your name down, where he displayed such a massive amounts of undeserved arrogance, he became recognized for it.

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Source Engine Games section is awarded to Uzique for his failure in the thread [TF2] Scout pack next, where he displayed such a massive amount of illogicality, he became recognized for it.

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Other Titles section is awarded to Sergeriver, for his failure in the thread How many million copies will LBP sell? where he displayed such a massive amount stupidity, he became recognized for it.

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Debate and Serious Talk section is awarded to rammunition for his failure in the thread Are They A "Terrorist Country"[?], where he displayed such a massive amount of douchebaggary, he became recognized for it.

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Everything Else section is awarded to War Man, for his failure in the thread, well no real thread in particular he just fails all around.

And

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Entire BF2s forums, a special award given to the member whose posts are so repeatedly facepalm-tatcular that he/she really needs to reconsider more than a few decisions in their live is award to

































Spoiler (highlight to read):
It's not in this spoiler

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It's not in this spoiler

Spoiler (highlight to read):
The Late David.P

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It's not in this spoiler

With the following posts/threads coming to mind

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 2#p2215412
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 5#p2070365
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 8#p2004278
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 0#p2276830
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 7#p2055467 (He's so facepalm, he even admits it)


Thank you all very much,

Good Night
Spoiler (highlight to read):
And Good Luck!

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2009-02-08 08:31:06)

AussieReaper
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+5,761|6364|what

You should be given an award for using so many useless spoilers. lol

But I agree with those award recipients you posted.

https://www.foo.is/~baldur/retard-prize.jpg

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2009-01-26 19:19:56)

https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6680

TheAussieReaper wrote:

You should be given an award for using so many useless spoilers. lol

Bit I agree with those award recipients you posted.
Tension is everything in an awards ceremony.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6844

i didn't win anything

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Yay
Roc18
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+655|6002|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
inb4close
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6680

Roc18 wrote:

inb4close
Why would this be closed?

I'm pointing out the worse posts of the previous year in an effort that they might not be repeated, and doing so in a comedic manner.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6866

I agree with all of these
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6672|UK
Genius haha I like the effort you've put in. Warman totally deserves his award!
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6749|Long Island, New York
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/osgood35nyi/chuck.gif
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6364|what

wah1188 wrote:

I like the effort you've put in.
He should have made sigs though.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|6817|Greenwood, IN
Are these awards a positive thing or not?
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6605|The Gem Saloon

Naturn wrote:

Are these awards a positive thing or not?
i guess it would depend on how you look at it.

on one hand everyone is laughing at the people given the awards.


however, this is a pretty hard demographic to keep entertained. after all, some of our threads involve anal worms, a widely distributed homo-erotic private message and well....this; http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=120062

but my point is that these people provide an entertainment value...like we all do, just in different ways.


https://www.meikathon.net/roflmao/facepalm4.jpg
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|6817|Greenwood, IN
Seems more like you point the finger at someone and laugh to me.  But, everyone has their point of view.
Roc18
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+655|6002|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

inb4close
Why would this be closed?

I'm pointing out the worse posts of the previous year in an effort that they might not be repeated, and doing so in a comedic manner.
I totally thought the anal mods would notice that this thread violates rule number 1

Last edited by Roc18 (2009-01-26 20:51:21)

-MetaL*
Sup guies
+157|5845|Southern California
Sorry but nobody can fail much more than [email protected]

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=92626
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6978|UK
Tbh until sergeriver is wrong, i.e. the game fails to sell the 5mill he claims during its production, i gotta disagree.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6925|Purplicious Wisconsin

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

The Award for Epic Facepalm in the Everything Else section is awarded to War Man, for his failure in the thread, well no real thread in particular he just fails all around.
I am honored to have been awarded such a great award, thank you all for coming.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6364|what

War Man wrote:

thank you all for coming.
I wish you would say this in the bf2s marriages thread.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6719

TheAussieReaper wrote:

War Man wrote:

thank you all for coming.
I wish you would say this in the bf2s marriages thread.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6789|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Humm, wierd...i dont see anything talking about termal paste on the wrong side of a Cpu at all There is many moar fail to be put up there tbh
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6665|The Twilight Zone
David Podedworny
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6832|London, England
Ah, David. P and 'rique. I related to what they had to say many times. Screw you guys

Also bring back GS

If you just brought back those three guys, I'd be content

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-01-27 05:08:33)

liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6839|UK
well i lol'd
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6364|what

Mekstizzle wrote:

If you just brought back those three guys, I'd be content
And Jord.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6832|London, England
Jord left on his owns means, aka he will be back

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