Girlfriend comes home from holiday in two days

2008-10-13 17:42:26

#76

G-NOT_(:0): Banned; +19|6194

loubot wrote:
G-Not I understand you are a skeptic and probably don't believe but here is some testimonies:

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

In which country are these pussy magnets so popular?

2008-10-13 17:51:08

#77

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6773|Columbus, OH

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:
loubot wrote:
G-Not I understand you are a skeptic and probably don't believe but here is some testimonies:

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
In which country are these pussy magnets so popular?

It's an international phenomenon....DOITSCHMOOPY

2008-10-13 17:54:34

#78

G-NOT_(:0): Banned; +19|6194

loubot wrote:
G-NOT_(:0) wrote:
loubot wrote:
G-Not I understand you are a skeptic and probably don't believe but here is some testimonies:

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
In which country are these pussy magnets so popular?
It's an international phenomenon....DOITSCHMOOPY

YOU SEE, not a sex magnet.

2008-10-13 18:07:10

#79

SealXo: Member; +309|6731

hit it and quit it

2008-10-14 05:50:51

#80

Dookie0119: Member; +43|5973

ORDER DOMINOS PIZZA, THEN GIVE ME THE LEFT OVERS

_{I'm a bit hungry atm ^^}

2008-10-14 06:31:52

#81

thraSK: Best ___ in Aus; +57|6177

Make like a large banner out of craft stuff you buy at the arts and crafts store and make it say welcome home and then hide behind the couch and when she comes home say "welcome home" and then yeah

2008-10-14 06:57:03

#82

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5879|SQUID

1:Hide a bunch of fireworks around the house
2:Set them off
3:???
4:Profit!

2008-10-14 07:04:04

#83

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6481|eng

The A W S M F O X wrote:
1:Hide a bunch of fireworks around the house
2:Set them off
3:???
4:Profit!

or

FatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out.

sound good to me.

#rekt

2008-10-14 09:26:45

#84

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6543|Belfast

show her WoW

seriously
im no expert here, either...

1) take her out to dinner, give her a rose and box of chocolates with a heart

2) buy her a ring or something instead of the flower and sweets

and quit WoW in the process

<3

Last edited by henno13 (2008-10-14 09:28:05)

2008-10-14 09:29:35

#85

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6695|so randum

Meal

then

FatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-10-14 09:35:06

#86

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6927|St. Andrews / Oslo

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
I'm 16, she's 15.

That's illegal, you know.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2008-10-14 09:37:08

#87

wensleydale8: Member; +81|6964|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

Jenspm wrote:
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
I'm 16, she's 15.
That's illegal, you know.

not in mexico my friend.

why do you think pedos love jailbait so young and fresh.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
im not a pedo

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2008-10-14 09:55:59

#88

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|6915|Scotland

Finnnnnnnnnnn & Jennnnnnnnnnn <3

lel.

"Missed you so much"
*hug* (kiss I donno, lol)
*Taxi home*

2008-10-14 11:00:20

#89

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6834|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Pick her up at the airport with flowers, then when you get at your house the dinner will be ready (or almost) the table will be all set up with some nice candles and flowers petals on the table. Make a good dinner not fkin hamburgers! With a bottle of wine.

I think that's enough, and you will have sex after !

2008-10-14 11:40:06

#90

bennisboy: Member; +829|6841|Poundland

Shag her best friend while she walks in

2008-10-14 11:43:40

#91

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6816|London, England

I'll stick my head in and say, we should all let bennisboy have the last word in this thread.

/Thread

2008-10-14 11:49:28

#92

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6467

Get drinks and go somewhere romantic (ex. beach, park) and... well, the rest is up to you mate.
get her drunk and do it in her ass

2008-10-14 11:50:11

#93

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6747|Scotland

Don't go overboard and scare her, single rose and a quiet night in with a film.

Sorted.

2008-10-14 11:53:47

#94

jord: Member; +2,382|6873|The North, beyond the wall.

Shit in a bad tghen be fuckin like "ear mate I fuckin got u this choclaolate cake" and then fuckkin smack her with the bag and gret shit all over her

yeeeeeeessss

2008-10-14 11:56:05

#95

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6747|Scotland

jord wrote:
Shit in a bad tghen be fuckin like "ear mate I fuckin got u this choclaolate cake" and then fuckkin smack her with the bag and gret shit all over her

yeeeeeeessss

This!

2008-10-14 11:56:19

#96

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6927|St. Andrews / Oslo

bennisboy wrote:
Shag her best friend while she walks in

this.

2008-10-14 11:57:03

#97

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6521|England

Lmfao Jord. That made my fucking day.

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2008-10-14 12:03:57

#98

jord: Member; +2,382|6873|The North, beyond the wall.

Thanks.

This made my day

https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CN_px8ztxvP-8QEQ2AUYTzII9z-wtrIuANU

2008-10-14 12:04:19

#99

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|5945|شمال

Depends on your girl m8..
IS she romantic...? I know a lot girls say they are, but infact they are not...!

-Anyways, take care her out to eat = Works every time.

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2008-10-14 12:05:38

#100

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6747|Scotland

This made my day.

BF2S Forums Girlfriend comes home from holiday in two days

loubot wrote:

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The A W S M F O X wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

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Sir Schmoopy wrote:

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Sir Schmoopy wrote:

jord wrote:

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