In follow up to Victim's thread, what's the stupidest thing you've said to a girl?
I will post, but in the morning when i can actually remember my own name!
I will post, but in the morning when i can actually remember my own name!
#rekt
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"Relationships are based on trust"
^^ that was like... 4 weeks ago. Man that was bad.
^^ that was like... 4 weeks ago. Man that was bad.
Date me, I is teh l33t h4x0r
...ya rly
...ya rly
can i put it in ur butt
The only girl who has ever showed interest in me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: no
Her: Why not?
Me: I'm too busy with school
Her: Would you like one?
Me: Well, it seems like it would be too much bother
*She walks away*
*I finally overcome whatever was possessing me and gain control of my mouth.... Too late*
Me: no
Her: Why not?
Me: I'm too busy with school
Her: Would you like one?
Me: Well, it seems like it would be too much bother
*She walks away*
*I finally overcome whatever was possessing me and gain control of my mouth.... Too late*
i once used the old catch phrase "whats cookin good lookin"... will never do it again...
Me: "We're dissecting a dinosaur in science tomorrow."
Her: "Really? Which one?"
Her: "Really? Which one?"
"Jizz, Lez do it"
So how do you like your eggs in the morning.........Fried...........scrambled............or fertilized. She didn't see the humor in it.
"I never finished because you suck at giving H**d."
That was not smart on my part
That was not smart on my part
"You're drunk, you're cute, I could fuck you but you have a boyfriend!"
I was so fucking shitfaced I don't remember it. We're good friends, and she told me the next day.
Good thing she thought I wasn't being serious...
... she was kinda wrong.
I was so fucking shitfaced I don't remember it. We're good friends, and she told me the next day.
Good thing she thought I wasn't being serious...
... she was kinda wrong.
So yeah that's how I feel. I love you.
/fails epicly
/fails epicly
"It's not me, it's you"
"So what if I had sex with your friend, it still doesn't change what I feel for you"
"I don't think this will work" (In retrospect, that was a bad call)
My boss a long time ago: "No, I don't need a pen and paper, I've got a great memory for telephone numbers."
"So what if I had sex with your friend, it still doesn't change what I feel for you"
"I don't think this will work" (In retrospect, that was a bad call)
My boss a long time ago: "No, I don't need a pen and paper, I've got a great memory for telephone numbers."
I did that one aswell, after an ultralong monologue. I ended up living with her. Jeez, never got those years back, did I?SharkyMcshark wrote:
So yeah that's how I feel. I love you.
I need around tree fiddy.
"Your daddy must of been a baker, because you have really nice buns"
You ended up living with her... I got an awkward phonecall 6 days later saying "I have a boyfriend and haven't told you for 2 months".I did that one aswell, after an ultralong monologue. I ended up living with her. Jeez, never got those years back, did I?SharkyMcshark wrote:
So yeah that's how I feel. I love you.
I think you win
Run -> Winrar.exeSharkyMcshark wrote:
You ended up living with her... I got an awkward phonecall 6 days later saying "I have a boyfriend and haven't told you for 2 months".I did that one aswell, after an ultralong monologue. I ended up living with her. Jeez, never got those years back, did I?SharkyMcshark wrote:
So yeah that's how I feel. I love you.
I think you win
#rekt
"I love you."
Especially only 3 months into a relationship.
Causes them to be awkwardly clingy and emotional from there on.
Especially only 3 months into a relationship.
Causes them to be awkwardly clingy and emotional from there on.
To an Irish girl "I could listen to your voice all day"
She wasn't impressed.
She wasn't impressed.
Last edited by wah1188 (2008-04-17 03:08:47)
"Whats wrong i'm not going to rape you or anything"
Went down like a lead balloon.
Went down like a lead balloon.
Went down like a pork pie in a Jewish wedding.
Let´s stay friends.
Her: "You got a girl"
Me: "No"
Me: "Have you?"
brap brap
Ok srs:
Actually I can't really think of anything stupid, just the general emotional crap that wasn't stupid then but you think it is now
Me: "No"
Me: "Have you?"
brap brap
Ok srs:
Actually I can't really think of anything stupid, just the general emotional crap that wasn't stupid then but you think it is now
A mate of mine, whilst pissed once said "I'm hard for you!".
I'm on Call.
dont know probably something stupid after spilling my beer on her and while barely being able to walk
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