"I like my Law how I like my Love, Strong, and Fast."
Zapf Brannigan
Zapf Brannigan
Any quote by Dave Barry or Groucho Marx.
Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world.
- The Buddha
Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
- Steve Wozniak
The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot eternally live in a cradle.
- Konstantin E. Tsiolkovsky
- The Buddha
Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
- Steve Wozniak
The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot eternally live in a cradle.
- Konstantin E. Tsiolkovsky
I have 2:
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix
There has to be more to life than looking really really really good looking and I intend to find out. - Zoolander [win]Used this one as my Senior quote[/win]
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix
There has to be more to life than looking really really really good looking and I intend to find out. - Zoolander [win]Used this one as my Senior quote[/win]
great quote, but rumor has it, it's not by jimi hendrix.teamorange wrote:
I have 2:
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix
There has to be more to life than looking really really really good looking and I intend to find out. - Zoolander [win]Used this one as my Senior quote[/win]
I'm pretty sure that's an internet myth.
Mugen wrote:
"hey hey, hey hey,
smoke weed everyday"
I'm aiming for 3-6 billion.ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
I like ones out of context:
"One death is a tragedy. One million is a statistic, and a billion? Well, that's just a record!"
Oh and i have a few favorite quotes too.
1. Ja nie wracam do piekla sam adam, Ja cze zabieram zemno! Translation: I'm not going back to hell alone adam, I'm taking you with me! /Polish Horror move which i dont know the name of.
2. Hey tomek nie umieraj nam nie! Umzecz? JA nie umze as ja skoncze zabijacz tich skurwisinow niemcow! Translation: Hey tommy dont die on me! Die? I wont die till i'm done killing these sonnavabitch germans! /Polish WW2 movie about 2 polish guys during the normandy invasion.
3. If i go down i'm taking you with me! / I have no idea really since it's so over used.
EDIT: Also remembered another few.
4. You're always goin to have problems lifting a body in 1 piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all togetha.
And when you got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of'em 'cause it's no good leavin' it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs, you gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards o'course but you don't wanna go siftin' thru pig shit now do ya.
They will go thru bone like butter.
You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm.
They will go thru a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'./ Forgot the movie.
5. Say ello to my little friend! /Scarface ofcourse!
Last edited by David.P (2007-12-10 23:18:06)
Snatch if I'm not mistaken.David.P wrote:
4. You're always goin to have problems lifting a body in 1 piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all togetha.
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Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'./ Forgot the movie.
I like this quote. Not exactly an inspirational favorite, but I found it funny:
Chuck Palahniuk wrote:
If you love something set it free...but don't be surprised when it comes back with herpes.
Throw some D's on that bitch.
"Haterz get mad because I got me some bathin' apes"
-Souljah boi.
Inspirational.
-Souljah boi.
Inspirational.
''Every Wasted Day Becomes A Wasted Chance''
Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men.
- General George Patton Jr
hoorah
- General George Patton Jr
hoorah
"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on."
/facebook
"Only the dead have seen the end of war"-Plato
"You can learn more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation"-Plato... I think
"This warranty does not cover accidental damage such as spillage of liquids, physical damage, or acts of God"-Apple iPod warranty
"I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it."-Dogbert
"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face! It's just a god damned piece of paper"!-George 'Dubya' Bush (Rumored to have said that, but fake or not I think it's funny)
"Video games don't make me violent. LAG DOES!"-A tshirt
"You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or biological weapons."-The iTunes 7.0 EULA
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."-Unknown
"If you don't like what you see, get out of the kitchen!"-Supah
"Only the dead have seen the end of war"-Plato
"You can learn more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation"-Plato... I think
"This warranty does not cover accidental damage such as spillage of liquids, physical damage, or acts of God"-Apple iPod warranty
"I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it."-Dogbert
"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face! It's just a god damned piece of paper"!-George 'Dubya' Bush (Rumored to have said that, but fake or not I think it's funny)
"Video games don't make me violent. LAG DOES!"-A tshirt
"You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or biological weapons."-The iTunes 7.0 EULA
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."-Unknown
"If you don't like what you see, get out of the kitchen!"-Supah
"Don't shoot! Let 'em Burn!"
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire
Voltaire
" I know that human beings and FISH can coexist properly"
George Bush, 2000
makes me laugh everytime
George Bush, 2000
makes me laugh everytime
My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape
Pessimism prevents disappointment
and "Yea, the collars popped cause I'm the fuckin' man and everyone should know it!"
and "Yea, the collars popped cause I'm the fuckin' man and everyone should know it!"
"r u 4 sexes chat"
Kill me, or else you are a murderer!
I'll find it somewhere.. Franz something, after begging his doctor for an overdose of morphine.
I'll find it somewhere.. Franz something, after begging his doctor for an overdose of morphine.
I'd rather betray others, than have others betray me. - Cao Cao
Ollie wrote:
"r u 4 sexes chat"
" Have a good one. "