"When I do good, I feel good, when I do bad, I feel bad, that is my religion."
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope." - Joseph Stalin
to day it's... "You can't always get what you want"
"I want, doesn't get"
My mum's stupid friend used to say that any time I asked for anything. I can't wait for kids or a little nephew to torture with that quote.
My mum's stupid friend used to say that any time I asked for anything. I can't wait for kids or a little nephew to torture with that quote.
I don't own a hard drive. I just keep a buncha chinese kids in my basement and make them remember numbers.
Or, They kidnap you, they drug you, before you know it you wake up in a bathtub and your kidneys are on Ebay.
Or, They kidnap you, they drug you, before you know it you wake up in a bathtub and your kidneys are on Ebay.
"What we got here is... failure to communicate..."
"The most relevant of logic is irrelevant to the unintellectual"
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
"YOU CANT FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING USELESS RACOON FUCKING SHITTING IDIOT TOOL"
-Entertayner
-Entertayner
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
life's a bitch, shame i find myself thinking that alot recently.
You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.
'' Every wasted day is a wasted chance''
Mine would be.
"Shit happen"
"Shit happen"
"Sometimes it's easier to ask for forgiveness than to seek permission".
I've got a few...
JOE:
Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... (Joe searches for the right words)...you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly.
(pointing at the men as he gives them a name)
JOE:
Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
MR. PINK:
Why am I Mr. Pink?
JOE:
Cause you're a faggot.
MR. PINK:
Why can't we pick out our own colors?
JOE:
I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
MR. BROWN:
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too close to Mr. Shit.
MR. PINK:
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I'm Mr. Purple.
JOE:
You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE:
Who cares what your name is? Who cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...
MR. PINK:
Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade?
JOE:
Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up
Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
MR. PINK:
Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on.
JOE:
You don't tell me to move on. I'll move on when I goddamn feel like it.
• “NO SOUP FOR YOU!” The soup Nazi- Seinfeld
• “No listnin’, you hear me?” “Um…, No” “You just don’t learn do ya.’” Southern Guy- The Simpsons
• “What in the wide, wide, world of sports!” ¬Slim Pickins- Blazing Saddles”
• “You think your to cool for school, well I got a news flash for you Walter Cronchite… you aren’t!” Derek Zoolander- Zoolander
• “Those that can’t do, teach. Those that can’t teach, teach gym.” Jack Black- School of Rock
• “I wouldn’t do that, that’s a load bearing poster.” Bart- The Simpsons
• “I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something, it says ooooooooh.” “Peter those are cheerios.” Peter- Family Guy
• “One million pennies! That’s gotta’ be like 40 thousand dollars!” Jimmy Fallon- SNL
• “Don’t be sayin’ ‘no’, no more mutherfucker!” Paul Giomatti- The Negotiator
• “Way to breathe, no breath!” Jimbo Jones- The Simpsons
JOE:
Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... (Joe searches for the right words)...you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly.
(pointing at the men as he gives them a name)
JOE:
Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
MR. PINK:
Why am I Mr. Pink?
JOE:
Cause you're a faggot.
MR. PINK:
Why can't we pick out our own colors?
JOE:
I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
MR. BROWN:
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too close to Mr. Shit.
MR. PINK:
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I'm Mr. Purple.
JOE:
You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE:
Who cares what your name is? Who cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...
MR. PINK:
Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade?
JOE:
Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up
Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
MR. PINK:
Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on.
JOE:
You don't tell me to move on. I'll move on when I goddamn feel like it.
• “NO SOUP FOR YOU!” The soup Nazi- Seinfeld
• “No listnin’, you hear me?” “Um…, No” “You just don’t learn do ya.’” Southern Guy- The Simpsons
• “What in the wide, wide, world of sports!” ¬Slim Pickins- Blazing Saddles”
• “You think your to cool for school, well I got a news flash for you Walter Cronchite… you aren’t!” Derek Zoolander- Zoolander
• “Those that can’t do, teach. Those that can’t teach, teach gym.” Jack Black- School of Rock
• “I wouldn’t do that, that’s a load bearing poster.” Bart- The Simpsons
• “I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something, it says ooooooooh.” “Peter those are cheerios.” Peter- Family Guy
• “One million pennies! That’s gotta’ be like 40 thousand dollars!” Jimmy Fallon- SNL
• “Don’t be sayin’ ‘no’, no more mutherfucker!” Paul Giomatti- The Negotiator
• “Way to breathe, no breath!” Jimbo Jones- The Simpsons
Last edited by pirana6 (2007-12-08 00:42:27)
That's Family Guy...pirana6 wrote:
• “I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something, it says ooooooooh.” “Peter those are cheerios.” Peter- The Simpsons
Anyway, my favorite quotes are from a genius for his time, I suggest you go read his works:
"A man is sorry to be honest for nothing." - Ovid
"Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all." - Ovid
"The vulgar crowd values friends according to their usefulness." - Ovid
Everyone's a millionaire where promises are concerned.
Ovid
The cause is hidden; the effect is visible to all.
Ovid
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
Ovid
And one by a band I love called Wisdom:
"Comatose by the rhythm, those who feel it, know it."
That's what good music feels like.
My bad, fixed.Treecamel wrote:
That's Family Guy...pirana6 wrote:
• “I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something, it says ooooooooh.” “Peter those are cheerios.” Peter- The Simpsons
I concurRoger Lesboules wrote:
Mine would be.
"Shit happen"
join me in th palace of wisdom or continue being sexy
Also from BF2s:DeathUnlimited wrote:
"YOU CANT FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING USELESS RACOON FUCKING SHITTING IDIOT TOOL"
-Entertayner
"how do u chat" - supah
"email ur reply back asap" - supah#
and my personal favourite:
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH U DO ALL THIS AND DO EDIT" - okirk
"lol u is leik da funnies boi eva"
or
"if u cnat take teh heat get out og da kitchn"
or
"if u cnat take teh heat get out og da kitchn"
Last edited by Ollie (2007-12-10 11:30:44)
Life sucks and then you die.
Isn't it "Life's a bitch, then you die"?DeadFin wrote:
Life sucks and then you die.
Isn't it "Life's a bitch, then you marry one"?pirana6 wrote:
Isn't it "Life's a bitch, then you die"?DeadFin wrote:
Life sucks and then you die.
Loooll at that one tthf!!! +1tthf wrote:
Isn't it "Life's a bitch, then you marry one"?pirana6 wrote:
Isn't it "Life's a bitch, then you die"?DeadFin wrote:
Life sucks and then you die.
All warfare is based on deception.
Sun Tzu
An unjust peace is better than a just war.
Cicero
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
Mao Zedong
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
Sun Tzu
An unjust peace is better than a just war.
Cicero
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
Mao Zedong
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
America is about speed...hot, nasty bad-ass speed.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
but seriously
Gandhi
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?
- Eleanor Roosevelt
but seriously
Gandhi
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?
Last edited by trackstarr (2007-12-10 22:08:34)