evilcartman99
The Octagon
+18|6382|da ville, va
The government arrests you for terrorist conspiracies and puts you in Guantanemo

I wish I was God
Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|6718|Mark it zero.
You become a "god", but since gods are fictional beings, it doesnt matter.


I wish I could read peoples minds.

Last edited by Kamikaze17 (2007-03-01 17:43:30)

Mr.Casual
p-n*|3eergogglz
+136|6478|Minnesota eh
It backfired and now all you can hear is your mother in laws thoughts 24/7.

I wish that the claymore snipers in BF2 broke their PC's
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6564|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
they did, but started to claymore whore in real life and blew off your legs.

i wish for a 1969 Dodge charger that has NO history of problems and never will.
TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6455|Hereford,AZ. USA
granted but it got stolen 5 mins after you got it and when they stole it they cut your legs off

i wish i had a corvette
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6588|Manitowoc, WI
granted but it got stolen 5 mins after you got it and when they stole it they cut your legs off

I wish I didn't need to fix my Zune.
{XpLiCiTxX}
Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6440|New York
... but since you do.  It's gonna cost you $400.00 just in labor and $2.50 for the part that's broken.

I wish I could end the war in Iraq.

Last edited by {XpLiCiTxX} (2007-03-01 18:13:23)

TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6455|Hereford,AZ. USA
you do but then you get kidnaped by iraqis and they chop your head off......sry


i wish i could kill ppl and not get caught
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6566

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

you do but then you get kidnaped by iraqis and they chop your head off......sry


i wish i could kill ppl and not get caught
Wish granted but they soon realize your mischievous killing nature and begin to fight back in what has come to be known as the "N00b Wars" in which TheOriginalUberN00b verses the world in a showdown of epic proportions.  Needless to say, you die after your first kill.

I wish that every time I made a wish in this thread, it automatically unwished the wish previous to mine thus rendering my post void and creating a paradox of MY wish.  But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.

Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2007-03-01 18:30:57)

Home
Section.80
+447|6817|Seattle, Washington, USA

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
The world decides to use only one language, and that language is Spanish.

I wish I was better at tennis.
SmilingBuddha
You laughin' at me, bitch?
+44|6618|Hong Kong
Someone posts a wish in another thread, thus rendering your wish useless.

I wish I had the power of persuasion.

EDIT: Woops I got beaten.

Wish granted, but your tennis buddy accidentally smacks the ball into your hippocampus, making you an amnesiac.

Last edited by SmilingBuddha (2007-03-01 18:37:42)

TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6455|Hereford,AZ. USA
wish granted but you lose all other capibilites therefore you cant do anything but play tennis....


i wish school didnt exist
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6566

Homeschtar wrote:

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
The world decides to use only one language, and that language is Spanish.

I wish I was better at tennis.
Aha!  I never specified the language!  /win!  But not really...

As to your wish...Tennis wishes that it was better at being you and decides to try out its human legs.  Sadly, since Tennis is just a word and not an actual entity, it has the terrible misfortune of falling claim to a wormhole and the sport known as 'Tennis' is completely forgotten.  Effectively, I just made you better at Tennis by deleting the sport from every human beings mind.

I wish I could play the drums (well).

Edit: Aww damnit.  Mine was so much cooler than n00b's response...

Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2007-03-01 18:37:54)

Ryan
Member
+1,230|6813|Alberta, Canada

T1g3r217 wrote:

You do, but you loose it all to tax
Teehee, Canada doesn't tax when you win money
TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6455|Hereford,AZ. USA

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

Homeschtar wrote:

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
The world decides to use only one language, and that language is Spanish.

I wish I was better at tennis.
Aha!  I never specified the language!  /win!  But not really...

As to your wish...Tennis wishes that it was better at being you and decides to try out its human legs.  Sadly, since Tennis is just a word and not an actual entity, it has the terrible misfortune of falling claim to a wormhole and the sport known as 'Tennis' is completely forgotten.  Effectively, I just made you better at Tennis by deleting the sport from every human beings mind.

I wish I could play the drums (well).

Edit: Aww damnit.  Mine was so much cooler than n00b's response...
wish granted but then all the drums in the world break and there are no new ones and you cant repair them

i wish your response wasnt better than mine
SGT.Mays
Member
+2|6712|Ohio

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

i wish your response wasnt better than mine
Granted, but then you get bored with being the wittiest man on Earth and no chicks like you so you go gay and end up sleeping with a deaf blind homo

I wish 3 muskateers floated like in the commericals
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6539|Portland, OR, USA
granted, but you eat it and it makes your stomach float.. which consequently rips it out through your mouth, killing you.


I wish i could see through walls
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6495|South Florida

CommieChipmunk wrote:

granted, but you eat it and it makes your stomach float.. which consequently rips it out through your mouth, killing you.


I wish i could see through walls
You could, but they make a punkbuster for real life, and you get banned......


I wish 'god' and 'eternal life after death' was actually real and me and my family/friends and the bf2s community get free admission!! w00t!

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-03-01 19:55:47)

15 more years! 15 more years!
Robbie77
hammer time!
+26|6300|Toronto Canada
their isnt any bf2 in "eternal life after death" and god only plays hello kitty island adventure

i wish i could cure cancer
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6495|South Florida

Robbie77 wrote:

their isnt any bf2 in "eternal life after death" and god only plays hello kitty island adventure

i wish i could cure cancer
You can but you get hit by a truck while bringing the news to the other lab members so no one knows....

I wish i could have more wishes!
15 more years! 15 more years!
Madhadda1
Member
+270|6514|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

Robbie77 wrote:

their isnt any bf2 in "eternal life after death" and god only plays hello kitty island adventure

i wish i could cure cancer
You can but you get hit by a truck while bringing the news to the other lab members so no one knows....

I wish i could have more wishes!
your genie says another genie will come and grant you more wishes, he never shows up... owned

i wish i had 1,000,000 and never had it taken in anyway other than for my spendings
Robbie77
hammer time!
+26|6300|Toronto Canada
your greed for more wishes gets all your wishes taken away and your back were you started from

i wish i can explore far and away galaxies, possibly finding otheri intellgent life

Last edited by Robbie77 (2007-03-01 20:05:52)

DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6433|cuntshitlake

You will get work from NASA and end up in space station with test monkeys

I wish I could already play NS
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
Kanil
"Aff, Star Colonel!"
+37|6731|Internet!
You can. But there's nobody else to play with.

I don't have a wish.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6489|Adelaide, South Australia

SmilingBuddha wrote:


I wish I had the power of persuasion.
Granted. You now have the power to persuade anyone to do anything by speaking. As soon as you finish speaking your wish, a burrowing cockroach flies into your mouth and down your throat. It digs into you vocal chords and severs them. This makes your voice useless.

I wish I could produce my own TicTacs.

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