The government arrests you for terrorist conspiracies and puts you in Guantanemo
I wish I was God
I wish I was God
You become a "god", but since gods are fictional beings, it doesnt matter.
I wish I could read peoples minds.
I wish I could read peoples minds.
Last edited by Kamikaze17 (2007-03-01 17:43:30)
It backfired and now all you can hear is your mother in laws thoughts 24/7.
I wish that the claymore snipers in BF2 broke their PC's
I wish that the claymore snipers in BF2 broke their PC's
they did, but started to claymore whore in real life and blew off your legs.
i wish for a 1969 Dodge charger that has NO history of problems and never will.
i wish for a 1969 Dodge charger that has NO history of problems and never will.
granted but it got stolen 5 mins after you got it and when they stole it they cut your legs off
i wish i had a corvette
i wish i had a corvette
granted but it got stolen 5 mins after you got it and when they stole it they cut your legs off
I wish I didn't need to fix my Zune.
I wish I didn't need to fix my Zune.
... but since you do. It's gonna cost you $400.00 just in labor and $2.50 for the part that's broken.
I wish I could end the war in Iraq.
I wish I could end the war in Iraq.
Last edited by {XpLiCiTxX} (2007-03-01 18:13:23)
you do but then you get kidnaped by iraqis and they chop your head off......sry
i wish i could kill ppl and not get caught
i wish i could kill ppl and not get caught
Wish granted but they soon realize your mischievous killing nature and begin to fight back in what has come to be known as the "N00b Wars" in which TheOriginalUberN00b verses the world in a showdown of epic proportions. Needless to say, you die after your first kill.TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:
you do but then you get kidnaped by iraqis and they chop your head off......sry
i wish i could kill ppl and not get caught
I wish that every time I made a wish in this thread, it automatically unwished the wish previous to mine thus rendering my post void and creating a paradox of MY wish. But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
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The world decides to use only one language, and that language is Spanish.MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
I wish I was better at tennis.
Someone posts a wish in another thread, thus rendering your wish useless.
I wish I had the power of persuasion.
EDIT: Woops I got beaten.
Wish granted, but your tennis buddy accidentally smacks the ball into your hippocampus, making you an amnesiac.
I wish I had the power of persuasion.
EDIT: Woops I got beaten.
Wish granted, but your tennis buddy accidentally smacks the ball into your hippocampus, making you an amnesiac.
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wish granted but you lose all other capibilites therefore you cant do anything but play tennis....
i wish school didnt exist
i wish school didnt exist
Aha! I never specified the language! /win! But not really...Homeschtar wrote:
The world decides to use only one language, and that language is Spanish.MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
I wish I was better at tennis.
As to your wish...Tennis wishes that it was better at being you and decides to try out its human legs. Sadly, since Tennis is just a word and not an actual entity, it has the terrible misfortune of falling claim to a wormhole and the sport known as 'Tennis' is completely forgotten. Effectively, I just made you better at Tennis by deleting the sport from every human beings mind.
I wish I could play the drums (well).
Edit: Aww damnit. Mine was so much cooler than n00b's response...
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Teehee, Canada doesn't tax when you win moneyT1g3r217 wrote:
You do, but you loose it all to tax
wish granted but then all the drums in the world break and there are no new ones and you cant repair themMorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Aha! I never specified the language! /win! But not really...Homeschtar wrote:
The world decides to use only one language, and that language is Spanish.MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
But then I receive $.01 every time the word "the" is used in the world.
I wish I was better at tennis.
As to your wish...Tennis wishes that it was better at being you and decides to try out its human legs. Sadly, since Tennis is just a word and not an actual entity, it has the terrible misfortune of falling claim to a wormhole and the sport known as 'Tennis' is completely forgotten. Effectively, I just made you better at Tennis by deleting the sport from every human beings mind.
I wish I could play the drums (well).
Edit: Aww damnit. Mine was so much cooler than n00b's response...
i wish your response wasnt better than mine
Granted, but then you get bored with being the wittiest man on Earth and no chicks like you so you go gay and end up sleeping with a deaf blind homoTheOriginalUberN00b wrote:
i wish your response wasnt better than mine
I wish 3 muskateers floated like in the commericals
granted, but you eat it and it makes your stomach float.. which consequently rips it out through your mouth, killing you.
I wish i could see through walls
I wish i could see through walls
You could, but they make a punkbuster for real life, and you get banned......CommieChipmunk wrote:
granted, but you eat it and it makes your stomach float.. which consequently rips it out through your mouth, killing you.
I wish i could see through walls
I wish 'god' and 'eternal life after death' was actually real and me and my family/friends and the bf2s community get free admission!! w00t!
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15 more years! 15 more years!
their isnt any bf2 in "eternal life after death" and god only plays hello kitty island adventure
i wish i could cure cancer
i wish i could cure cancer
You can but you get hit by a truck while bringing the news to the other lab members so no one knows....Robbie77 wrote:
their isnt any bf2 in "eternal life after death" and god only plays hello kitty island adventure
i wish i could cure cancer
I wish i could have more wishes!
15 more years! 15 more years!
your genie says another genie will come and grant you more wishes, he never shows up... ownedDezerteagal5 wrote:
You can but you get hit by a truck while bringing the news to the other lab members so no one knows....Robbie77 wrote:
their isnt any bf2 in "eternal life after death" and god only plays hello kitty island adventure
i wish i could cure cancer
I wish i could have more wishes!
i wish i had 1,000,000 and never had it taken in anyway other than for my spendings
your greed for more wishes gets all your wishes taken away and your back were you started from
i wish i can explore far and away galaxies, possibly finding otheri intellgent life
i wish i can explore far and away galaxies, possibly finding otheri intellgent life
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You will get work from NASA and end up in space station with test monkeys
I wish I could already play NS
I wish I could already play NS
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
You can. But there's nobody else to play with.
I don't have a wish.
I don't have a wish.
Granted. You now have the power to persuade anyone to do anything by speaking. As soon as you finish speaking your wish, a burrowing cockroach flies into your mouth and down your throat. It digs into you vocal chords and severs them. This makes your voice useless.SmilingBuddha wrote:
I wish I had the power of persuasion.
I wish I could produce my own TicTacs.