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OK I have recently re-loaded BF2 and SF (after a year away from them) patched to 1.41 with no issues.
I can go online win t BF2 and play all day - no issues.
I can play SF single player (yawn) no issues - but when I try to join an online game - issues.
I highlight a server, then double click on the server - or use the button to join server and I get a pause like the software is thinking about joining the servers then nothing. It's like I never tried to join a server and am still in the selection menu area.
I never connect to any SF servers.
? ? ?
Any ideas why I can not connect?
I can go online win t BF2 and play all day - no issues.
I can play SF single player (yawn) no issues - but when I try to join an online game - issues.
I highlight a server, then double click on the server - or use the button to join server and I get a pause like the software is thinking about joining the servers then nothing. It's like I never tried to join a server and am still in the selection menu area.
I never connect to any SF servers.
? ? ?
Any ideas why I can not connect?
My last battle was on 09-10-2007 - I happen to reload BF2 last night 10-22-2008 and played one Karkand map - the map was about 1/4 started when I joined and I ended up 2nd best player on the map.
I think it has a lot to do with how much you like the game, I love BF2 quite a bit more then the other three games loaded up on my box, so coming back was like I never left.
I loaded my old profile settings so my key configure was they way I was use to it and all went like glass.
I think it has a lot to do with how much you like the game, I love BF2 quite a bit more then the other three games loaded up on my box, so coming back was like I never left.
I loaded my old profile settings so my key configure was they way I was use to it and all went like glass.
Yah just like in real life. Good idea for comms. I like itPspRpg-7 wrote:
The enemy could hear you too.
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Rat Bastards. Ea yor nothing but Rat Bastards.
Well I played it for 2 hours yester day and 5 today.
Not one single map can I say I want to play again. The night one sucks big time.
I voted NO it was a waste of time.
I like my ranked servers best.
Not one single map can I say I want to play again. The night one sucks big time.
I voted NO it was a waste of time.
I like my ranked servers best.
If anything it's gone down. After the Beta, I think the game sucked. At least titanmode and the graphics were sucky.
Thanks guys...
Due to an overwhelming response via pm’s to my use of the word CHINK in my review, apparently I have upset too many of you politically correct weak kneed mother fuk'rs.
I have amended my original post to show those little yellow slant eyed communist fucks in a (hopefully) better light.
Now kiss my ass.
I have amended my original post to show those little yellow slant eyed communist fucks in a (hopefully) better light.
Now kiss my ass.
Well the Beta is over.
And from what I have been reading on the Beta forums, and other open forums, 2142 is not a hit.
Crashes, Lags, Bad skins, same as BF2 with different skins, bad execution of the unlocks.
Some people rave at how good it is, how much fun it was, etc etc etc. But I think the overall response to EA Dice is, no we don't like it for the above reasons. Now maybe the beta's graphics were scaled back for download size (1.432Gig for a single map...) but they never said that it was not full graphics.
I can honestly say I never got into it. I had a total of 30 - 35 hours in to it.
My longest in seat game was 3 1/2 hours for a single map and other than knowing I had to turn a red silo blue I never got in to the team work or squad aspect of the game. Even though I tried and joined squads, joined beta server TS's but it just didn't get me going.
A typical seat time was 1 - 1 1/2 hours.
I received 4 ranks and 4 unlocks on one character and 2 ranks 2 unlocks on the other character.
I like the engineer best (for the one map they provided) felt that the basic weapons were the hardest hitting.
As you unlocked more weapons, they got lighter so your sprint lasted longer, had smaller rounds that did less damage, but had more available in the magazine and had a faster rate of fire.... so it was balanced.
A good example is the sniper, you had HUGE breathing deviation when zoomed, not the slight movement like BF2 nor did the deviation settle down after a period of time like COD.
Zoom factor was 2x and your 2nd unlock on one of the sniper classes was a zoom magnifier for 4x (interesting thing is that you could use your scroll wheel to adjust the unlock zoom) but a 2X + 4X zoom the deviation was full monitor. You had to time your shots on the pass thru of the target. the final unlock was an image stabilization mod for the sniper rifle. LAME! You should as a sniper be able to control your shots WITH OUT A CLASS 3 UNLOCK DICE!
It's dark, (visually - not in mood) so it is hard to differentiate good guys from bad guys. At least in BF2 you can see a MEC or (removed my use of the word Chink) a little yelow-skinned-slant-eyed-good-for-nothing-over-breeding-no-good-communist-bastard-Chin (er I mean) Dinks from a U.S. guy. In 2142 they had virtually identical uniforms.
To tell the truth I can't recall differentiating other than they had red tags so I shot at them.
It would have been nice to had a second map to try other than Titan mode. Give us a Karkand type map that we can try out as Infantry where engineers are not the predominant class. Give us a slightly broader feel for the game, and maybe we could have forgiven them for the crashing of servers when both Titan commanders started moving their Titans at the same time.
I've changed my mind about 2142, and will not pre-order it. Preferring to wait for Enemy Territory Quake Wars demo before I place any money down for 2142.
Thank you for letting me be a beta tester, but you screwed your selves in the process.
I will not by your re-skinned BF2, as I still have a lot of fun with BF2.
If nothing else I'll buy it on EBay at reduced cost as I do with other games I'm not sure about. But for now, I'll stay with BF2 when 2142 debuts.
And from what I have been reading on the Beta forums, and other open forums, 2142 is not a hit.
Crashes, Lags, Bad skins, same as BF2 with different skins, bad execution of the unlocks.
Some people rave at how good it is, how much fun it was, etc etc etc. But I think the overall response to EA Dice is, no we don't like it for the above reasons. Now maybe the beta's graphics were scaled back for download size (1.432Gig for a single map...) but they never said that it was not full graphics.
I can honestly say I never got into it. I had a total of 30 - 35 hours in to it.
My longest in seat game was 3 1/2 hours for a single map and other than knowing I had to turn a red silo blue I never got in to the team work or squad aspect of the game. Even though I tried and joined squads, joined beta server TS's but it just didn't get me going.
A typical seat time was 1 - 1 1/2 hours.
I received 4 ranks and 4 unlocks on one character and 2 ranks 2 unlocks on the other character.
I like the engineer best (for the one map they provided) felt that the basic weapons were the hardest hitting.
As you unlocked more weapons, they got lighter so your sprint lasted longer, had smaller rounds that did less damage, but had more available in the magazine and had a faster rate of fire.... so it was balanced.
A good example is the sniper, you had HUGE breathing deviation when zoomed, not the slight movement like BF2 nor did the deviation settle down after a period of time like COD.
Zoom factor was 2x and your 2nd unlock on one of the sniper classes was a zoom magnifier for 4x (interesting thing is that you could use your scroll wheel to adjust the unlock zoom) but a 2X + 4X zoom the deviation was full monitor. You had to time your shots on the pass thru of the target. the final unlock was an image stabilization mod for the sniper rifle. LAME! You should as a sniper be able to control your shots WITH OUT A CLASS 3 UNLOCK DICE!
It's dark, (visually - not in mood) so it is hard to differentiate good guys from bad guys. At least in BF2 you can see a MEC or (removed my use of the word Chink) a little yelow-skinned-slant-eyed-good-for-nothing-over-breeding-no-good-communist-bastard-Chin (er I mean) Dinks from a U.S. guy. In 2142 they had virtually identical uniforms.
To tell the truth I can't recall differentiating other than they had red tags so I shot at them.
It would have been nice to had a second map to try other than Titan mode. Give us a Karkand type map that we can try out as Infantry where engineers are not the predominant class. Give us a slightly broader feel for the game, and maybe we could have forgiven them for the crashing of servers when both Titan commanders started moving their Titans at the same time.
I've changed my mind about 2142, and will not pre-order it. Preferring to wait for Enemy Territory Quake Wars demo before I place any money down for 2142.
Thank you for letting me be a beta tester, but you screwed your selves in the process.
I will not by your re-skinned BF2, as I still have a lot of fun with BF2.
If nothing else I'll buy it on EBay at reduced cost as I do with other games I'm not sure about. But for now, I'll stay with BF2 when 2142 debuts.
LOL Raven
Yah from my impressions this game is kind of sucky. Made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Lags, bad skins, crashes, not the Mechwariorior that I would have wanted to see, not Humans VS: Robots sci-fi that I wanted.
It's the BF2 engine reskinned.
They used the same vehicle dynamics that are in BF2 and just put a different (although less detailed) wrapper on it and call it a new game
Fuck you EA / Dice for deceiving us, but thank you for showing me the game.
I will wait for QW ET to make a final decision, but anything has to be better than the shit we just tested.
Yah from my impressions this game is kind of sucky. Made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Lags, bad skins, crashes, not the Mechwariorior that I would have wanted to see, not Humans VS: Robots sci-fi that I wanted.
It's the BF2 engine reskinned.
They used the same vehicle dynamics that are in BF2 and just put a different (although less detailed) wrapper on it and call it a new game
Fuck you EA / Dice for deceiving us, but thank you for showing me the game.
I will wait for QW ET to make a final decision, but anything has to be better than the shit we just tested.
After beta testing, I will wait for a dem o of QW ET to make my decision. Bot for now NO I will NOT buy 2142.
This has NOTHING to do with 2142... this tards' signature made me laugh my ass off.
Hey 'Knuck...... it's Captian America as in U.S.A not U.S.Canada... LOL
Nice going eh'
Hey 'Knuck...... it's Captian America as in U.S.A not U.S.Canada... LOL
Nice going eh'
I think it's fun
Psych.
Edit for spelling.
Psych.
Edit for spelling.
Shit sorry thought I had an exclusive:
Did not see this thread.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=39351
My bad.
Did not see this thread.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=39351
My bad.
Hey guys just to let u know the patch will be out an ready to use on tuesday the 15th , acording to chuck from killer pings ,
this is the email i recevied from the Killer Pings team
this is the email i recevied from the Killer Pings team
Well as many of you know, the patch announcement that was promised earlier in
the week is indeed out. The 1.4 patch will be available this coming tuesday, the
15th of August. This is great news as the 1.3 patch had allot of issues.
The KP Team
Nope, I think EA has fucked me for tha last time (At least for a while.)
After all the BS of BF2 it's not worth my effort to stay loyal to them.
After all the BS of BF2 it's not worth my effort to stay loyal to them.
+1 DM, Thanks for some selfless work.
Way to go!
Way to go!
Um-same way every one else does?
EA Downloader is my guess.
EA Downloader is my guess.
No problems what so ever with 1.3 It's working fine for me.
I did not get the last booster. But now that I want my engineer Expert, I'll grab AF.
Looks like an Enginees wet dream.
Sorry to hear all the problems with the 1.3 pach.
I neither like or hate it, and no game play effected. Although I still think EA sucks my ass, I'm a slave to this shit assed game untill the new Sci fi shooter comes out (not EA's BF2142-3574038- or what ever the Fug there calling BF3)
I did not get the last booster. But now that I want my engineer Expert, I'll grab AF.
Looks like an Enginees wet dream.
Sorry to hear all the problems with the 1.3 pach.
I neither like or hate it, and no game play effected. Although I still think EA sucks my ass, I'm a slave to this shit assed game untill the new Sci fi shooter comes out (not EA's BF2142-3574038- or what ever the Fug there calling BF3)
There are people out there that actually still care?
Yah that was funny, most of the time videos suck, good find!
Is that an offer she's got there?
Is it gouache to revive this award for patches also?
Because I think they just achieve their veteran rank with the 1.3 patch.
Good job Rat Bastards. Thanks for nothing.
Because I think they just achieve their veteran rank with the 1.3 patch.
Good job Rat Bastards. Thanks for nothing.
Don't have EF, sorry can't help...... Thinking EF might not be worth .02 cents let alone $10.00
Luck getting it to work.
Luck getting it to work.
HELL YES!IMHO to be the most effective commander you should never leave the command screen,always stay in your main base & play engi kit so you repair your own toys without wasting supplys that could be put to better use.
Well 3 some hours later, I uninstalled BF2, and SF.
Defragged the HD to make sure everything was clean.
Re-Installed BF2 then SF then the FULL 1.22 patch and I am now OK.
Now showing 1.1.2720-552.0 as the rev.
And my favorites are back to Green and I'm back to 920+ online servers.
Looks like EA fuged us again in the patching process.
Luck to who ever else tries the incremental.
Defragged the HD to make sure everything was clean.
Re-Installed BF2 then SF then the FULL 1.22 patch and I am now OK.
Now showing 1.1.2720-552.0 as the rev.
And my favorites are back to Green and I'm back to 920+ online servers.
Looks like EA fuged us again in the patching process.
Luck to who ever else tries the incremental.
Tried the community tab and activated the 1.22 - No luck
Still reads I have 1.1.2716 installed.
When I go to multilayer, I have 70 servers only - must be the 1.21 servers I'm seeing.
I used the incremental patch.
Will try DL the full and see if it works.
Rat bastards.
Still reads I have 1.1.2716 installed.
When I go to multilayer, I have 70 servers only - must be the 1.21 servers I'm seeing.
I used the incremental patch.
Will try DL the full and see if it works.
Rat bastards.
Yah sport-O maybe it's EA's anty-ass-wipe-o-god-our-commander-is-in-a-fucking-plane-again-and-not-supporting-his-troops-the-fucking-duchebag fix
If it is, I take back every bad thing I have said about EA, if it's not, then how about you stay out of the planes and do you f-ing job ass.
If it is, I take back every bad thing I have said about EA, if it's not, then how about you stay out of the planes and do you f-ing job ass.
BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAApasngr wrote:
http://www.infoplease.com/homework/writingskills1.html
Priceless.
I punish no matter what.
As far as being 'nice" and stopping for mates in the road. F- no!
I kill em, dude above is right, momentum and speed is key to longevity in an APC/Tank.
If your in fornt of me when I'm rolling, your dead.
To bad - so sad - Bye bye.
As far as being 'nice" and stopping for mates in the road. F- no!
I kill em, dude above is right, momentum and speed is key to longevity in an APC/Tank.
If your in fornt of me when I'm rolling, your dead.
To bad - so sad - Bye bye.
LOL I keep gettting them from some retard named Lightning.
I replied in the open forum and Chuckyswanker sent me a poo poo PM saying I was outta' line caling this kid a retard.
Now off to my pills to end my miserable life also.
I replied in the open forum and Chuckyswanker sent me a poo poo PM saying I was outta' line caling this kid a retard.
Now off to my pills to end my miserable life also.
1) Who was the server (clan) that did that stupid shit.
2) Who were you guys?
That's crap. I've seen the xDUBx Private_Whitney knuckle head do the same shit. WHILE HE WAS STAT PADDING on the American team on their server.
Teams were 30 American to 10 Mec and he let them go, all the while telling MEC players DON'T MOVE TO THE US SIDE OR I'LL BAN YOUR ASSES.
Retard.
2) Who were you guys?
That's crap. I've seen the xDUBx Private_Whitney knuckle head do the same shit. WHILE HE WAS STAT PADDING on the American team on their server.
Teams were 30 American to 10 Mec and he let them go, all the while telling MEC players DON'T MOVE TO THE US SIDE OR I'LL BAN YOUR ASSES.
Retard.
Enemy boat spotted.
Fuck EA they put shit out for the allmighty Dollar.
Look at what they have given us lately in BF2.
Patches that fucked up screen shots.
Patches that crash SF servers.
Patches that fuck whole sections of video card users (ATI 9000- 9200 series cards)
Patches that need to be patched in a few days.
No thanks - I think I'm done with these money whoring sons-a-bitches.
QW here I come.
Look at what they have given us lately in BF2.
Patches that fucked up screen shots.
Patches that crash SF servers.
Patches that fuck whole sections of video card users (ATI 9000- 9200 series cards)
Patches that need to be patched in a few days.
No thanks - I think I'm done with these money whoring sons-a-bitches.
QW here I come.
I like pie.
http://bf2s.com/player/%5Dwuah%5B-pyromane-/
13,747 hours is 573 days or 81 Weeks with them in your mitts.
13,747 hours is 573 days or 81 Weeks with them in your mitts.
If you like that song here is a far better video to the song (not a BF2 video but a real American forces video)
http://www.grouchymedia.com/videos/bomb … wnload.cfm
http://www.grouchymedia.com/videos/bomb … wnload.cfm
Enemy boat spotted
Um this may have been said before, but bears repeating.
PLAY FOR 50 HOURS TARD
PLAY FOR 50 HOURS TARD
^^^^ If (and a BIG IF at that) you don't lose a SINGLE round in the next 280 games.
Here take another hit, you'll keep believing that you can win 280 straight if you stay high enough.
Here take another hit, you'll keep believing that you can win 280 straight if you stay high enough.
LOSER|Tearsofromance, are you high?
Hmmm playing with daddy, did he tie a prok chop around your neck to make friends.
Sonny, you post was mediocre at best (look it up) not necessarily requiring a reply. But concluding with
Sonny, you post was mediocre at best (look it up) not necessarily requiring a reply. But concluding with
And ending withdon't flame me
Necessitates a - screw you. You waisted my time and this forums e-ink. Next time have a point, hmm?I'm just sharing my experience with a bunch of idiots.
Your guide reads like what NOT to do as an Engineer.
Ok guess I read it wrong.
Thanks.
He still was a side jumper, which I guess is his style of play.
He's not making General with out these.
From his stat page:
Next Rank: Brigadier General
You are missing the awards: Expert Armor Badge, Expert Transport Badge, Expert Helicopter Badge, Expert Aviator Badge, Expert Air Defense Badge, Expert Ground Defense Badge.
Thanks.
He still was a side jumper, which I guess is his style of play.
He's not making General with out these.
From his stat page:
Next Rank: Brigadier General
You are missing the awards: Expert Armor Badge, Expert Transport Badge, Expert Helicopter Badge, Expert Aviator Badge, Expert Air Defense Badge, Expert Ground Defense Badge.
Bu to progress to COL, you need to get to LT first.
To get to LT you need to make the top SGT.
To get to to p SGT,
Next Rank: Master Sergeant you need all your basic badges.
Using a friends rank, he has this message:
Next Rank: Master Sergeant
You are not yet eligible for the advanced rank of because you are missing the awards: Basic Knife Combat Badge, Basic Pistol Combat Badge, Basic Assault Combat Badge, Basic Sniper Combat Badge, Basic Engineer Combat Badge
So using that logic, not all the basics, how the hell did he get to Lt to get to COL?
UBAR does not address this. So my question still stands, how does he bypass the need of all basic medals?
To get to LT you need to make the top SGT.
To get to to p SGT,
Next Rank: Master Sergeant you need all your basic badges.
Using a friends rank, he has this message:
Next Rank: Master Sergeant
You are not yet eligible for the advanced rank of because you are missing the awards: Basic Knife Combat Badge, Basic Pistol Combat Badge, Basic Assault Combat Badge, Basic Sniper Combat Badge, Basic Engineer Combat Badge
So using that logic, not all the basics, how the hell did he get to Lt to get to COL?
UBAR does not address this. So my question still stands, how does he bypass the need of all basic medals?