If you use it to kill me then you are a whore. If you use it to kill other people then its perfectly exceptable.
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you cant. you'll just end up in a flat spin, headed out to sea. Then when u bail out, your co-pilot will smash his head on the canopy and break his neck. Sorry, its some sad shit when that happens.
I am at work, trying to get a quote over the phone.. saw this and started laughing... couldn't stop. How do I explain to the person on the other end about how there is a bunny w/ a pancake on his head?
I guess it depends on the reason people play. I play to have fun. I like the awards and medals because they give me a feeling of accomplishment/pride. Most of my medals are earned just through the course of play. Its cool to me when I'm just running around doing my thing and bang... "You've been recommended for an award". I don't understand stat-padding at all. I can't imagine that padding is "fun" (like just sitting there knifeing and healing for a round in some far off corner). I don't understand why you would go to all the trouble just for the medal. It dosn't get you shit except for personal bling factor. It dosn't really bother me if people do it, what the hell do I care if you choose to dick around the whole time while I am killing your team mates. It could be said that by padding and getting points you are unlocking weapons and rank unfairly, but it seems like the people who spend all thier time padding can't fight anyways. So why do I care if they have a fancy gun. All in all, I find the phenomenom strange.
I agree. I have used The SCAR-L quite alot, but yesterday I went with the G36C and realized how much I missed it. I have had good and bad games w/ both guns. I find that if I am having a bad round I'll either change kits or guns within kits.Paladus902 wrote:
To be honest, the best thing I tend to do for the kits with all the unlocks is to rotate every so often. Yesterday for the first time in ages I used the M4 for spec ops, and it was brilliant. Missed how good that gun actually was. Every gun is balanced to do different things, and the Spec Ops are all different dependent on the situation, with the M4 and the SCAR-L suited to long range where as the G36C comes in a league of its own in short to medium, and can be quite useful at long.
Its not the size that matters, its how you use it!
December is your wife... Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge, Bing you naughty boy you.
January is your sister.... don't know why she won't go out with me.
Febuary is my mom.... MY MOM, Bing! How could you?
January is your sister.... don't know why she won't go out with me.
Febuary is my mom.... MY MOM, Bing! How could you?
Or you are missing one of the badges you need.
yeah, he asked his science teacher so I guess he showed you. Neener neener.stef wrote:
okay you can use your mind and compair the size with a 747 and a tank. a plane uses titanium and if you did not now thats one of the best metals we got ask your sicenceteacher if you go to school. and the blast rate covers the whole plane and destroys the titanium. i asked my science teacher about that and he agrees.
its about balance if you cant use the trick then you get weaker and the tanks get stronger.
Kinda seems to me like the M1A (USMC) is a piece of junk. You go over a six inch bump and lose a hit point. If you have to travell some distance across uneven terrain, by the time you have to engage a MEC tank, you're already down like 4 or 5 hit points. I prefer the MEC tank cuz I don't have to go 1 MPH to keep it from getting damaged before the fight.
wow... You seem kinda petty. It's pretty sad that you "hate" anyone. I pitty you. There are probably lots of people of your descent living in America who call themselves Americans. Do you hate them too? Its funny how everyone from another country thinks that all "Americans" agree w/ our leaders policy. Do you honestly think that our whole country supports every assinine action that our government takes?I.M.I Militant wrote:
mate i hate americans just as much as anyone they invade countries steal there oil and so called "liberate" them to american way of life .. and they think that with time they can actulyl win the war on terrorism... it hasent got any safer in iraq.. its gotten worse.. they took saddam out of power.. but as soon as they leave the new leader will be shot ...they shouldent of invaded i just wish america was whiped off the map ... or maybe just bush...
Nice!Arch-35 wrote:
Just a bit of advise that I got from a teammate....Look at the requirements for the basic and vet badges. You need 7 knife kill's to get both, the only difference is that you need 50 additional knife kills to get the vet badge. Why do it twice? Work on your technique towards the 50 for vet and get them both at one time with 7 single kills in a round. You will not be so fustrated all the time and it will give you a chance to get comfortable with the knife.
"How do u get teamspeak?" ..... Wtf?
I played a round of Gulf of Oman as commander where I had 2 guys who kept getting on the carrier and sniping. This to me is spawn camping. We (the USMC) had at least 3 flags on land the whole round. In fact, we won the round. I asked them why they were camping our main when thier team was losing. They replied that they were "distracting" my teamates. Bullshit. These fags only cared about their numbers. Basically they were just trying to get a shitload of kills and feel like badasses. They didn't even try to steal any aircraft. If the carrier was our only base left, then its fair game.
Uncap base + other flags available to turn = spawn camping
Uncap base + other flags available to turn = spawn camping
Very true. Funny how I am always a "NOOB!" when I smoke someone. I have to say that one of the things I hate about playing bf2 is all the stupid fucking lingo. "NOOB, I PWND U, ROFL 38949 III KLJLL BLAH YACKITY" Umm.. ok.Kamikaze17 wrote:
if i ever shoot someone with a shotgun or a grenade launcher or kill anyone in a vehicle i am automatically a noob somehow. now sure how that works.
in all my time playing online video games i have never called anyone a noob. i dont get why people call others that. its just stupid. and it makes you sound like a complete dumbass. everyone that calls anyone else a noob trying to instult them should just stab themself in the face.
Why not Porn?
There is one point on the tank that is 14 hit points (out of 20). It is a small point right underneath the barrel where the turret ataches to the body. The barrel usually has to be elevated to hit this point. Check out secretsofbattlefield.com, it has all the hit points for vehicles. There are also rumors of 1 shot kills, but there does not seem to be any rhyme or reason... just luck.
(1) Glock 27 .40S&W
(1) Walther P99 9MM
(1) Browing 20 Ga. Shotgun
(1) Winchester 12 Ga. Shotgun
(1) Savage Model D .222 Rifle
(1) Marlin .22lr
Savin for somethin that shoots the .223. Maybe a Bushmaster.
(1) Walther P99 9MM
(1) Browing 20 Ga. Shotgun
(1) Winchester 12 Ga. Shotgun
(1) Savage Model D .222 Rifle
(1) Marlin .22lr
Savin for somethin that shoots the .223. Maybe a Bushmaster.
Correct! However, I don't play there anymore after that experience. Scince then I have found a couple of clan servers that are really cool, even to non-clanmembers. Yes Lawk, killing people does help your team, but when its not done in a "support" type roll to help your ground pounders cap flags, its not nearly as effective. If you are going to fly around in the B.H. the whole round and get "0 deaths" thats great, but don't just fly around aimlessly, look at where your guys on the ground are and try to back them up.Tarthkin wrote:
your obviously not playing on the right serversJohnthegreg wrote:
If you shoot down the B.H. full of clan members you will find yourself kicked from the server, even if you are on the opposing team.
No, no and NO! The blackhawk is reserved for clan members to fly around racking up points even at the cost of losing the round. If you get in "Bail Out!", "Bail Out!", or you will most likley get tked for your mistaken belief that the B.H. is going to be used to help win. If you shoot down the B.H. full of clan members you will find yourself kicked from the server, even if you are on the opposing team. The B.H. is for points whoring only! It has no place in team play, and for anyone to try to use it in the fashion stated by Tarthkin is blasphemy!
John bows.. tis true sir... My sarcasm has gone unnoticed by Lynx.. lol I don't think it matters if you're Hellen f*cking Keller as long as you have fun.G.H.O.5.T. wrote:
jhon is teling a joke don't ya get it ? (problaty you do) he means that he don't give a fuck about my stats and that i also don't have to give a fuck about myn don't ya jhon?SAS-Lynx wrote:
stfu, its a GAME, who gives a shit who sucks an whos "in top 10"Johnthegreg wrote:
You are horrible. Obviously, the only thing that matters is having a k/d ratio of 10.0 or better, having every badge, ribbon and medal, and being on EAs top 10 list. It has occured to me that you might be having fun whilst playing... UNACCEPTABLE! You need to practice more. You will notice that everyone (like myself) who has said that you suck is on the top 10 list and is a proffesional gamer. Sorry dude, you should probably go poke yourself with a spoon.
You are horrible. Obviously, the only thing that matters is having a k/d ratio of 10.0 or better, having every badge, ribbon and medal, and being on EAs top 10 list. It has occured to me that you might be having fun whilst playing... UNACCEPTABLE! You need to practice more. You will notice that everyone (like myself) who has said that you suck is on the top 10 list and is a proffesional gamer. Sorry dude, you should probably go poke yourself with a spoon.
Do you think Bruce Lee would have been the Ultimate fighter? How bout Bruce Lee vs. Randy Coultera? My friend says that Bruce had no ground game (close combat/restling) and that Randy and Chuck would tear him up. BullllllllllShiiiiiit! Bruce Lee would Kung Pow the shit outa those guys! Whadya think?
PS. got kicked yesterday for typing "WTF?". Admin decision. Maybee cuz I was on the top of the leader board? Hmmm. Me thinks so. I enjoy owning admin bitches.
PS. got kicked yesterday for typing "WTF?". Admin decision. Maybee cuz I was on the top of the leader board? Hmmm. Me thinks so. I enjoy owning admin bitches.
This posting is in the "Help" section. That means that the poster has a "question". Questions are almost never "usefull". If you are looking for something "usefull" check out the Featured Forums. The whole point of the forums is to "talk or chat" about the various intrincicies of bf2, so if his query dosn't interest you, don't answer it.iamamuts wrote:
post something usefull retardUb3r-ElitE wrote:
Anyone knows why the soldiers of some players in the stats profile doesn't carry their mainly used weapon but a pistol instead?
Doesn't make sense to me.
I apologize if this has been posted before, i haven't found anything with the search.
Ub3r-ElitE i've wondered that myself.
There is a great thread about how to be a good gunner along w/ how to use tv missiles in the Featured Forums. It answers your question about aiming.dobbs wrote:
I still cant figure out how to use the damn things. I line up the shot but i can never get it to hit. It always vears off course. Can you steer those things? Is the another view besides on the missile nose, can you fire it like the ground missile launcher (TOW) where the missile goes and your view stays back.
There is a glitch that happens sometimes that makes your team mates apear RED as an enemy. This could have happened to you.
I could never get the voip to work on my puter when I set up BF2, but I would use it if I could get it to work. Played the other day w/ a squad leader who was using it. I responded by type or mostly by pg up and pg dwn. It was great. He would voice commmands along w/ tactics and we kicked ass.
I have the jackhammer unlocked. I havn't used it very much, but if you're close... it makes a hell of mess of the recieving party. I actually bounced a guy up a wall w/ it a close range. On the other hand, if they have an assault rifle and aren't very close, they'll tear you up. I can tell you that I fear the DAO12. I've been killed w/ it many times. I'm gonna unlock the DAO next, I hate the standard gun for the anti-tank kit.
Welcome, I like your sig! I havn't even taken the time to do a simple one yet. Can't help w/ the server question, I'm on the wrong side of the pond.
HOLY ASSHAT BATMAN! So True! I have no problem being in a squad and following orders, in fact its a ton of fun when your squad is tearing around owning shit. But why do I always have to attack the point on the map farthest from me? So I die twice just trying to cross the entire frickin universe and then the commander changes his mind. "NO SIR!"Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
I almost always join or create a squad, but I also hate commanders that don't pay attention to where their squads are located. I can't tell you how many times I will be at one of the map, have the commander order me to take a CP at the complete other end, only to get 90% of the way there and be ordered back to the other end of the map.
People get banned all the time for no reason execept for admin power abuse. I've never been banned... but I'm sure I will be. I glanced at your stats.. you probably got banned by some jealous asshat who happened to be an admin because you were owning him. Happens all the time.
I feel your pain. I've been in the situation you describe and it sucks! I've played some really fun wake games with great back and forth battles, but thats only if you can get a foothold. If USMC dosn't have any good pilots... and PLA does... its a done deal, you'll be handed your ass in a bag. I played a whole round once and never got onto the island. (I'm not a pilot, so that limits me anyways)
I'm offended by your use of "passing", go capture a fag. FLAG, oh crap, uh I mean darn. lol
I had a similar experience the other day. I don't know what sever it was, but I had a guy on my team that had the red/blue bug. So of course he's tking away and I figure he just dosn't understand whats happening. After awhile it gets annoying cuz he keeps doing it. I look at his stats and he has like -204 points. One other player and myself politely tell him what he's doing. He dosn't stop. Now we are telling him to look at his stats and to knock the shit off. Then we ask the admin to do something, but they don't. A guy from the other team tells us to leave him alone and just play. He must have been the admin because we had been messaging in TEAM. WTF?
I've heard that you should always try to attack a tank from the rear (as well as your girlfriend) because the armor is weaker. It could be that people have been getting better shots at you and vice versa. I havn't really noticed any difference. I will say that when Im IN A TANK it seems to take about 2 shots to kill me, but when I'm trying to KILL A TANK it takes about 73 shots to kill it.
Sweet.... now I have a reason to get sf lol
One of my favs is bullets_go_here. About a week ago I played on a server w/ Matt_Damon, Ben_Aflack and Brad_Pitt. Do you kow how horrible it is to have Matt Damon kicking your ass? Him and Ben have the power of the dark side.
Playing Dalian Plant last night on the Chinese side. I spawned at our uncap base, grabbed a tank and headed out to do some killin. Aproaching the Western flag (the one in the warehouse) I come around the corner and there's an american tank at the flag. I happily blast away, I have the drop, his turret is turned the other way and he can't manouver. He turns his turret tword me, and then just sits there. What a retard! So I continued to assault him resulting in a..... team kill? WTF? No it was not a team member in a stolen tank. Ok, it was, but his name was RED. When I looked him up on the list (tab) he was on the other team. But he was on my team. He punished me for the kill! I don't blame him. I saw him later, he came up red to me, but this time I managed to hold my load. Teamkilling and punishing is a big enough problem w/ out this glitch!
Thanx! Makes perfect sense now. It explains why I was so laggy playing with these german dudes last night. They were pretty cool but I couldn't understand what the hell they were saying.
Oh jeebuz.... Thanks. Hang my head in shame cuz I'm NOT paying attention.
Are you having fun? If the answer is yes, then don't worry about your points. Sometimes I get 70 and sometimes I get 17. I noticed that my best rounds are when I'm really having fun and I don't even notice my points until the end cuz I'm so wrapped up in the game. The point system is a good idea and it brings a lot to the game, BUT.... sometimes it's a little much when players only care about there damn points. I don't think they are actually enjoying themselves. Too bad for them.
Kinda unsure how the ping thing works. I'm under the impression that a high ping is a bad thing. I have been kicked for having a high ping. I also noticed that I lag when my ping is higher. Last night I logged on to a server and my ping was 175 give or take. It was somewhat laggy so I logged off and tried a different server. Still around 175 but there was little to no lag so I stayed. I have played on servers where my ping was around 30 to 50, and this seemed to provide the best gaming (no lag etc.). So..... what IS ping really and how is it decided? Is it just luck to get on a server were my ping is low or can I somehow tell before logging on? How does my ping screw up everyone else? I don't mind being kicked for high ping, I don't want to f up everyones game. Thanx.