Riddle me this...Riddle me that

i think the |TOP| forums would make your eyes bleed and leave you in a state of shock that will give you nightmares for the rest of your life and ruin hetro-sexual sex for you forever.

2006-08-06 07:23:21

#58

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7038|Marathon, Florida Keys

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
Thanks I'm glad you took the time out of your day to state the obvious thanks sherlock

From the look of your "meatspin" videos you took it up the yang at a rate of 94.457 slams per minute!! omg padder!!

FUCKING OWNED

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2006-08-06 15:16:24

#59

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|6856|Warlord

Sorry, could you repeat that? It was hard to hear past all the clucking noises.

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
No your stats will never amount sorry to say.....

Wrong.

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
...when you grow up you'll still be a crappy ass sniper.

Wrong.

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
Do a little compare and you'll see who your daddy is.

Silly boy. My WLR for this week is 30 (four losses) how 'bout yours? LOL

Now who's your daddy?

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
In addition you might want to try for some awards....and if you ARE trying...then your doing a pretty poor job.

You're doing. You really should pay more attention, there'll be a quiz later.

If I wanted more badges I'd work on them... like I am currently with my WLR

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
Expert Sniper is BF2's biggest oxymoron

Wrong again. I imagine you're used to it by now though.

I got Expert Sniper Specialist the game I scored 127 in on Warlord; let's see you do that without using a vehicle, with no friends to help out, using a kit with no body armour and a single-shot weapon (and no, without spamming clays).

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
...so +1 for being a forum analyst.

Still waiting. Or are you a liar too?

2006-08-06 15:21:52

#60

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|6856|Warlord

ZCor3x wrote:
O NO U DIDENT!!@!#!%

Oh no he did! But then some people are that, ah, mistaken.

A3G15 wrote:
And I seriously doubt you earned expert sniper specialist with anything but gaymores in the palace....

Seriously doubt it all you like but you're wrong; FYI that game I didn't step foot in the palace, not once.

A3G15 wrote:
...so stfu...

No.

A3G15 wrote:
...you retarded stats whore.

ROFL, what exactly about my stats makes me look remotely like a stats whore? Was it the many gaps in my ribbons and badges? Oooh, suspicious!

A3G15 wrote:
Todd_Angelo wrote:
Let's say loser wears a signature graphic saying "I'm XXXXXXXX's bitch" for a month.
actually its xWSxCriminalx, not XXXXXXXX.

Oh you are dense, aren't you? Or was that a feeble attempt at humour?

It's by the way.

A3G15 wrote:
...over 2000 kills with claymores is just another lame spammer if you ask me.

Look at my page again, a little more closely this time... see that I only have basic explosives ordinance. Then take a crowbar and try to extricate your foot from your mouth.

BigmacK192 wrote:
Pwnt.

No, he's owned.

2006-08-06 15:37:34

#61

A3G15: Member; +27|6794

Todd_Angelo wrote:
I'll make you a bet, by the time I'm your global score (or sooner) my infantry stats are going to be better than yours are currently:
better WLR - that'll actually only take about four weeks now ;
higher SPM - that one will be a stretch but I think I can manage it;
higher flag points - already double yours;
higher infantry KDR - piece of cake;
higher infantry KPM - also a stretch.

That alone makes you a stats whore and I dont care to argue with you.

2006-08-06 15:57:53

#62

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|6856|Warlord

A3G15 wrote:
Todd_Angelo wrote:
I'll make you a bet, by the time I'm your global score (or sooner) my infantry stats are going to be better than yours are currently:
better WLR - that'll actually only take about four weeks now ;
higher SPM - that one will be a stretch but I think I can manage it;
higher flag points - already double yours;
higher infantry KDR - piece of cake;
higher infantry KPM - also a stretch.
That alone makes you a stats whore and I dont care to argue with you.

But you'll call me a "retarded stats whore" and "another lame spammer"? Interesting double standard.

You don't have the context here, and it would appear you don't care, so perhaps you should stay out of the middle of it?

2006-08-06 16:09:16

#63

A3G15: Member; +27|6794

You're right, I really don't care. And I don't think Criminal (the thread starter) cares either, so do us both a favor and take your lame, thread jacking, stat challenges somewhere else.

2006-08-06 16:59:13

#64

xWSxCriminalx: Member; +40|6766

Working on his WL ratio....wow cause its so hard...20 tickets left i'm losing oooo switch teams...wow you're elite...we all know your nub buddy, the fact that you took the time to post a reply to EVERYTHING i've said flatters me, even if the reply is....."wrong" or "no, he's owned" we can pratically see you crying at your computer. You've plainly shown others now how obsessed you are with me and want to be me...hell you'd even let me pound you in the ass wouldnt you?? Todd you're nub sniper, nub BF2 player and your sad attempt at living your sad little life through some stats, which are below average, makes me feel very sorry for you. Now do yourself a favor go find the nearest knife slit your own wrists and pray that your next life might be just a little bit better, or a little more like mine. I have more fun than you and i know it. Yes you just got pwnt.

2006-08-06 17:06:05

#65

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6949|California

this thread deserves to be violated, shot, and left by the side of the road to bleed out.

2006-08-06 17:11:03

#66

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6775

Yes, everyone knows BF2 hours + points = a real life.

2006-08-06 17:40:53

#67

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6936|67.222.138.85

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
Working on his WL ratio....blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah Yes you just got pwnt.

No he didn't. Know why? You're being a complete ass, and this thread has completely derailed into a TOP/noob/imbetterthanyou/yousuck thread. Seriously, you honestly think you have more fun than he does because you play a game differently. You harass him because he likes to play sniper and yet preach that everyone should be able to play their own game as they damn well please, or at least TOP does, so why is playing sniper any different?

Last edited by Flaming_Maniac (2006-08-06 17:43:17)

2006-08-06 17:41:28

#68

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6949|California

stryyker wrote:
this thread deserves to be violated, shot, and left by the side of the road to bleed out.

2006-08-06 17:43:02

#69

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6936|67.222.138.85

stryyker wrote:
stryyker wrote:
this thread deserves to be violated, shot, and left by the side of the road to bleed out.

*cries* mod where are you, we need you! *sob*

2006-08-06 18:02:00

#70

l41e: Member; +677|6877

stryyker wrote:
stryyker wrote:
this thread deserves to be violated, shot, and left by the side of the road to bleed out.

2006-08-06 18:04:14

#71

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6887| United States of America

xWSxCriminalx wrote:
yes they are i blame EA for alot of things too like world hunger and indian scout.

XD !1!!1elevendymillion!1

2006-08-06 18:09:08

#72

Foxhoundmgw: Man of Moebius Morals; +71|6809|Nottingham, UK

I'm confused.

Random guy makes a post outlining his theory that the max negative score in a round is XYZ and then it turns out he's TOP.

A bunch of random people then lay into him BECAUSE he's TOP, failing to address the fucking topic.

Someone actually says 'well Bob, it's because of this....'. Kudos to you.

Then, when TOP man and his TOP buddies fight back, even more people come along and whine/make jibes.

Double standards? Or do you REALLY think your inability to do anything but flame TOP makes you better than TOP?

And for the record. I'm not TOP, I don't play with TOP (that I know of) and well, you get the idea, but currently, they look less the cunt than most of you.

Someone come slaughter this sadly hijacked thread.

2006-08-06 18:12:16

#73

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6927

stryyker wrote:
reminds me of |INTRANETS_WARRIOR

http://www.bf2s.com/player/69029752/

this guy is my hero

Your hero sucks.

2006-08-06 18:13:57

#74

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6887| United States of America

PspRpg-7 wrote:
stryyker wrote:
reminds me of |INTRANETS_WARRIOR

http://www.bf2s.com/player/69029752/

this guy is my hero
Your hero sucks.

QFT

2006-08-06 18:32:36

#75

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6949|California

you obviously lack the ability to read sarcasm, the both of you

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