Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6160|eXtreme to the maX
There is no such thing as perfectly balanced power so everything is sexual harassment.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
unnamednewbie13
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9 years ago:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

You are a grown man. Don't you have something better to do?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
Sleeping with the support staff is definitely a good use of time.

What should I do instead? Go home and play video games for 6 hours? Watch Star Wars and Marvel shows on Disney+?
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6791|Oxferd Ohire
Spend time with your girlfriend?
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Dating is basically mac's video game. Buys something on steam, plays it for a few hours, then moves on to the next title.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6677|Little Bentcock
Mac, go and sow your wild oats. Don't listen to these detractors.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
Thank you for always believing in me, Adam.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
I am stressed out. Literally don't have the energy to balance out everything.
https://thumbnails.production.thenounproject.com/w0RTqGniuHvFaYTcUq81wmonTPM=/fit-in/1000x1000/photos.production.thenounproject.com/photos/C5567098-20BA-4522-A728-695E02CDE7EC.jpg

I have been sleeping with a Guatamalan girl I met through online dating.
https://nimd.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Nanci-please-use-as-main-image-cropped-1.jpg
I visited her new place 3 times within the last 30 days. We got high every time and had sex.
https://images.shawneemissionpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Man-walking-in-house-scaled.jpg
https://previews.123rf.com/images/lanastock/lanastock2005/lanastock200500454/147546241-beautiful-young-woman-smoking-marijuana-joint-while-relaxing-with-boyfriend-on-the-sofa-at-home.jpg
She text me Saturday. I couldn't hang that day since I was with my girlfriend.
https://elements-video-cover-images-0.imgix.net/files/583f08a2-22c1-42f8-aac9-512d715e4081/inline_image_preview.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=min&h=394&w=700&s=2a630b6c74879efd673008815277099f
She text me last night at 9 PM but I had work the next day and was already in bed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FZzuAOFXwAM2Roq.jpg
Here's the issue: I have to be up by 7. Last week we finished up at 1. I was in bed by 1:30 but I was still a little stoned and had trouble sleeping.
https://spunout.ie/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/shutterstock_108907097-q0ubk6jimq3ppmlo959ec77k2gvr1m3xlkwn6sb73s.jpg
I can't go there every night during the week while fulfilling my professional responsibilities. I don't know what to do.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6791|Oxferd Ohire
Bed at 9 up at 7 what
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am stressed out. Literally don't have the energy to balance out everything.
https://thumbnails.production.thenounproject.com/w0RTqGniuHvFaYTcUq81wmonTPM=/fit-in/1000x1000/photos.production.thenounproject.com/photos/C5567098-20BA-4522-A728-695E02CDE7EC.jpg

I have been sleeping with a Guatamalan girl I met through online dating.
https://nimd.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Nanci-please-use-as-main-image-cropped-1.jpg
I visited her new place 3 times within the last 30 days. We got high every time and had sex.
https://images.shawneemissionpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Man-walking-in-house-scaled.jpg
https://previews.123rf.com/images/lanastock/lanastock2005/lanastock200500454/147546241-beautiful-young-woman-smoking-marijuana-joint-while-relaxing-with-boyfriend-on-the-sofa-at-home.jpg
She text me Saturday. I couldn't hang that day since I was with my girlfriend.
https://elements-video-cover-images-0.imgix.net/files/583f08a2-22c1-42f8-aac9-512d715e4081/inline_image_preview.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=min&h=394&w=700&s=2a630b6c74879efd673008815277099f
She text me last night at 9 PM but I had work the next day and was already in bed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FZzuAOFXwAM2Roq.jpg
Here's the issue: I have to be up by 7. Last week we finished up at 1. I was in bed by 1:30 but I was still a little stoned and had trouble sleeping.
https://spunout.ie/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/shutterstock_108907097-q0ubk6jimq3ppmlo959ec77k2gvr1m3xlkwn6sb73s.jpg
I can't go there every night during the week while fulfilling my professional responsibilities. I don't know what to do.
Oh oh oh I have an idea!

Break up with your girlfriend
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774

RTHKI wrote:

Bed at 9 up at 7 what
I usually pass out at 10ish. That's 8ish hours of sleep.
https://i.imgur.com/IJKm5r9.png
I also take three different medications plus allergy medicine before bed.
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2015/03/MedicationtoAvoidl-89016120-770x533-1.jpg
I still haven't broken that news to my girlfriend. The pills. When she sleeps over I have to hide them and figure out some way to take them when she isn't looking.
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/good-offer-portrait-cheerful-young-600w-2093032990.jpg

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2023-10-16 12:30:22)

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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+795|6739|United States of America
This is exactly the point in the movie where the cracks in the have-it-all lifestyle of the main character are starting to show.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6791|Oxferd Ohire
Good thing Mac isn't a math teacher
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Mac is in a non-monogamous relationship but hasn't told his gf.

The longer you live the lie, the more pain you and your future ex will endure when it inevitably blows up.

Rip the bandaid off now. Tell your gf the truth. Today can be the day you finally show her some respect.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
I bought her a standing desk on Amazon Prime Day
https://i.imgur.com/JJ8eK5f.png
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6791|Oxferd Ohire
more of a monitor booster seat
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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According to the many anecdotes I've read, Prime Day/week/whatever (I think one lasted for a month?) is like fresh hell for Amazon workers pulling 12hr shifts. I don't think I've ever ordered a single thing during the Prime sales. Nothing on my list goes on sale.

Also, there's apparently this thing where Amazon people have to drive all the way to work to know if there's going to be work there or not. Also, management lies to people, telling them there aren't opportunities at other facilities, when in fact there are. Sounds like a shitty place to work at if you ask me.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
I went out of my way to go over to a female coworkers house to do a favor before school ended. I am off my 8th period and could sneak out without anyone noticing. Nothing happened. We hugged and said goodbye.

Should I tell my girlfriend this happened? All other context (me) removed.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Literally nobody here could give you sound advice on something like that with your revolving sushi bar of girls and side girls, and all the straighten up advice has already been doled out. You're better off managing your own social logistics.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
I got a text from the lady teacher at 12:51. "My mom just passed away."
https://media.tenor.com/540yGmmVHwAAAAAC/girl-crying.gif
So since I started in this district in 2018, I met a new lady teacher a year older than me. We became friends and she is my best female friend.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/berkley-center/CarolinePuckowski.jpg
Her father passed away when she was 20ish and now she just lost her mother. She is an only child too.

She has been on family sick leave while her mom was in the hospital.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/GJ3E6R/a-woman-visiting-her-sick-grandmother-in-the-hospital-holds-a-bouquet-GJ3E6R.jpg
The hospital surprised her with a notice that they were going to discharge her mom the next day to home hospice care with a nursing aide.
https://www.knutenelson.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Freedom_Offered_By_Home_Care_and_Hospice-600x400.jpg
My friend text me during 7th period to ask if she could get help moving stuff in her mom's place because it is too big and her boyfriend was asleep after his shift. So I left work early and drove to her place to lift furniture.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2B3AHP8/selective-focus-of-happy-man-driving-car-and-waving-hand-2B3AHP8.jpg
When I got there it was already done so she invited me inside and we chatted for 20 minutes. She thanked me and gave me two hugs for helping her and looking out.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/FJBW5T/sad-couple-hugging-FJBW5T.jpg
So all totally innocent.
...
I didn't tell my girlfriend about any of it. Did I have a responsibility to? It was all innocent and I have a feeling that she would have a bunch of questions if I mentioned I "I left work early to go to a coworker you have never met to move stuff. Yeah, it was the same coworker that ran off on her last boyfriend with the new one. He was napping at home while we were at her parents place chatting when I should have been at work."
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/asian-woman-professional-looks-skeptical-disbelief-face-unsure-smth-stands-isolated-white-background-275581125.jpg
My friend clearly needs help and support at the moment.
https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/46/99/40/1000_F_246994031_N5SkdlswHtiWLlUY3SHIsZz4XK2FFE7T.jpg
I can't abandon my friend but my girlfriend also may not be comfortable hearing about this other lady. Should I just not tell her anything?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
It is incredibly unfair to me that I could never start a family because of mental illness.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
Newbie the Ninja
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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1 Be not deceitful in thy Passions, 2 spurn confluence with the green-eyed Beast of envy, 3 let not thy life be corralled by thy fling with whom thou remainst True.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
I had a girl over last night. We were just going to get high and hang out. Maybe watch some Seinfeld reruns.
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9e99504442432e527c1ac332f4d361a15961a138/0_103_1933_2335/master/1933.jpg?width=465&dpr=1&s=none
She wanted to take a shower first. She had just come from the gym.
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2023-08/shy-girl-workout-tiktok-mc-230828-02-ab104e.jpg
So I had to go buy some women's shampoo and hair conditioner before she came over.
https://www.azcentral.com/gcdn/-mm-/468b66985d316422c6b8d28ee07d3c9a6e5dc0c3/c=0-314-3920-2524/local/-/media/Phoenix/Phoenix/2014/09/10/1410375798000-467057015.jpg
Before she got into the shower, a guy friend of the family called her.
https://previews.123rf.com/images/mimagephotography/mimagephotography2002/mimagephotography200200067/139659888-portrait-of-happy-young-guy-talking-with-mobile-phone-by-white-background.jpg?fj=1
Her mom fell down the stairs and she needed to leave.
https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/91/48/18/1000_F_291481863_ifnSsJr76BqpMK4KCnXaNZn9RFwOsFsQ.jpg
I believe her mom fell down the stairs. I heard the phone call. I don't believe the guy who called her is just a family friend. I saw her at McDonald's a few weeks ago. She was on the phone having some long conversation. We waved to each other and left.
https://apps-cloud.n-tv.de/img/3370736-1305792709000/16-9/750/RTR1T7R.jpg
I didn't bother her while she was on the phone. I saw the girl on Tinder and a different app, Hinge, recently. So I assume she is seeing other dudes too.

...

After she left I continued to text this Indonesian girl I was seeing back in February.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/portrait-indonesian-woman-curly-arms-black-hair-wearing-sexy-printed-dress-park-285672623.jpg
I broke up with her under bad terms. I wasn't getting any good matches on Tinder and I wanted something to write about on my blog. So I contacted her.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/640/cpsprodpb/FC7C/production/_93863646_gettyimages-3422240.jpg
Her first response was "go fuck yourself."
https://media.tenor.com/dyK3qI5rr2oAAAAd/fuck-go-fuck-yourself.gif
I apologized for how I treated her. I told her I know I need to make it up to her. She asked if she could borrow $400.
https://media.istockphoto.com/id/490785326/photo/filipino-girl-on-white-background-holding-out-her-empty-hand.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=is&k=20&c=GXHPD6Ej_lpPv3sHhsuN0qEGFL5akeKa43OM2-5zDB8=
So I sent her $400 and told her it was a gift. Don't worry about paying me back. She thanked me and we were talking for the rest of the night on the phone catching up with each other.
https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/002/274/225/original/a-couple-talking-on-the-phone-with-each-other-back-to-back-hand-drawn-style-design-illustrations-vector.jpg
I admitted I had a girlfriend this time and told her some bullshit about how things aren't working out and I am not happy. And she didn't yell at me or hang up. She said we can hang out again and she will talk to me the next day.

This girl is really sketchy. She is hot too. Arguably the hottest girl who has shown up in any of my stories. But sketchy nonetheless. For example, she was still living with her boyfriend when we first went out on a date.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/F7GW3F/india-man-and-woman-waving-goodbye-at-front-door-F7GW3F.jpg
I didn't find out about this until months later when the guy had moved out. Since I had a girlfriend at the time I was ghosting this girl for weekends at a time to balance out time with my girlfriend.
https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/static/2018/09/Screen-Shot-2018-09-26-at-10.23.06-AM.png
The day I broke up with her I was lying in her bed after having sex and I heard her on the phone with a guy in another room. She told him she had a date with a young guy teacher and he is sexy. She told him that is "what you get for hiding your phone and looking at that white girl." She wanted me to hear this conversation to make me jealous.
https://im.indiatimes.in/media/content/2019/Sep/blinking_guy_meme_1569407297.gif
I used it as an opportunity to break up with her to free up my schedule.
https://i0.wp.com/bamfstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/goodfellas70sleather-cl4-full.jpg?ssl=1
This girl is too hot to be single. She was apparently too hot to be single twice before. I have a feeling she needed $400 and asked her boyfriend or whatever dude is in her life and he said no or couldn't come up with it. So she asked me and I said yes. And now we are going to hang out again soon. And I really look forward to it since she was the best lay of all of the girls.

And this is why I am worried about getting AIDs.
https://cdn3.poz.com/74037_doctor-bad-news-ts-178489542.jpg_b2568ada-41b0-42e8-970f-f115d0c9fed9.jpeg
These girls seem as sketchy as I am. And that is worrying since I am an incredibly sketchy dude.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6791|Oxferd Ohire
Sugar daddy
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