Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,807|5956|eXtreme to the maX
There is no such thing as perfectly balanced power so everything is sexual harassment.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,050|6622|PNW

9 years ago:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

You are a grown man. Don't you have something better to do?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569
Sleeping with the support staff is definitely a good use of time.

What should I do instead? Go home and play video games for 6 hours? Watch Star Wars and Marvel shows on Disney+?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,733|6587|Oxferd Ohire
Spend time with your girlfriend?
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,050|6622|PNW

Dating is basically mac's video game. Buys something on steam, plays it for a few hours, then moves on to the next title.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6473|Little Bentcock
Mac, go and sow your wild oats. Don't listen to these detractors.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569
Thank you for always believing in me, Adam.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569
I am stressed out. Literally don't have the energy to balance out everything.
https://thumbnails.production.thenounproject.com/w0RTqGniuHvFaYTcUq81wmonTPM=/fit-in/1000x1000/photos.production.thenounproject.com/photos/C5567098-20BA-4522-A728-695E02CDE7EC.jpg

I have been sleeping with a Guatamalan girl I met through online dating.
https://nimd.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Nanci-please-use-as-main-image-cropped-1.jpg
I visited her new place 3 times within the last 30 days. We got high every time and had sex.
https://images.shawneemissionpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Man-walking-in-house-scaled.jpg
https://previews.123rf.com/images/lanastock/lanastock2005/lanastock200500454/147546241-beautiful-young-woman-smoking-marijuana-joint-while-relaxing-with-boyfriend-on-the-sofa-at-home.jpg
She text me Saturday. I couldn't hang that day since I was with my girlfriend.
https://elements-video-cover-images-0.imgix.net/files/583f08a2-22c1-42f8-aac9-512d715e4081/inline_image_preview.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=min&h=394&w=700&s=2a630b6c74879efd673008815277099f
She text me last night at 9 PM but I had work the next day and was already in bed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FZzuAOFXwAM2Roq.jpg
Here's the issue: I have to be up by 7. Last week we finished up at 1. I was in bed by 1:30 but I was still a little stoned and had trouble sleeping.
https://spunout.ie/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/shutterstock_108907097-q0ubk6jimq3ppmlo959ec77k2gvr1m3xlkwn6sb73s.jpg
I can't go there every night during the week while fulfilling my professional responsibilities. I don't know what to do.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,733|6587|Oxferd Ohire
Bed at 9 up at 7 what
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,970|6482|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am stressed out. Literally don't have the energy to balance out everything.
https://thumbnails.production.thenounproject.com/w0RTqGniuHvFaYTcUq81wmonTPM=/fit-in/1000x1000/photos.production.thenounproject.com/photos/C5567098-20BA-4522-A728-695E02CDE7EC.jpg

I have been sleeping with a Guatamalan girl I met through online dating.
https://nimd.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Nanci-please-use-as-main-image-cropped-1.jpg
I visited her new place 3 times within the last 30 days. We got high every time and had sex.
https://images.shawneemissionpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Man-walking-in-house-scaled.jpg
https://previews.123rf.com/images/lanastock/lanastock2005/lanastock200500454/147546241-beautiful-young-woman-smoking-marijuana-joint-while-relaxing-with-boyfriend-on-the-sofa-at-home.jpg
She text me Saturday. I couldn't hang that day since I was with my girlfriend.
https://elements-video-cover-images-0.imgix.net/files/583f08a2-22c1-42f8-aac9-512d715e4081/inline_image_preview.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=min&h=394&w=700&s=2a630b6c74879efd673008815277099f
She text me last night at 9 PM but I had work the next day and was already in bed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FZzuAOFXwAM2Roq.jpg
Here's the issue: I have to be up by 7. Last week we finished up at 1. I was in bed by 1:30 but I was still a little stoned and had trouble sleeping.
https://spunout.ie/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/shutterstock_108907097-q0ubk6jimq3ppmlo959ec77k2gvr1m3xlkwn6sb73s.jpg
I can't go there every night during the week while fulfilling my professional responsibilities. I don't know what to do.
Oh oh oh I have an idea!

Break up with your girlfriend
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569

RTHKI wrote:

Bed at 9 up at 7 what
I usually pass out at 10ish. That's 8ish hours of sleep.
https://i.imgur.com/IJKm5r9.png
I also take three different medications plus allergy medicine before bed.
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2015/03/MedicationtoAvoidl-89016120-770x533-1.jpg
I still haven't broken that news to my girlfriend. The pills. When she sleeps over I have to hide them and figure out some way to take them when she isn't looking.
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/good-offer-portrait-cheerful-young-600w-2093032990.jpg

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2023-10-16 12:30:22)

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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+793|6535|United States of America
This is exactly the point in the movie where the cracks in the have-it-all lifestyle of the main character are starting to show.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,733|6587|Oxferd Ohire
Good thing Mac isn't a math teacher
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,970|6482|949

Mac is in a non-monogamous relationship but hasn't told his gf.

The longer you live the lie, the more pain you and your future ex will endure when it inevitably blows up.

Rip the bandaid off now. Tell your gf the truth. Today can be the day you finally show her some respect.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569
I bought her a standing desk on Amazon Prime Day
https://i.imgur.com/JJ8eK5f.png
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,733|6587|Oxferd Ohire
more of a monitor booster seat
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,050|6622|PNW

According to the many anecdotes I've read, Prime Day/week/whatever (I think one lasted for a month?) is like fresh hell for Amazon workers pulling 12hr shifts. I don't think I've ever ordered a single thing during the Prime sales. Nothing on my list goes on sale.

Also, there's apparently this thing where Amazon people have to drive all the way to work to know if there's going to be work there or not. Also, management lies to people, telling them there aren't opportunities at other facilities, when in fact there are. Sounds like a shitty place to work at if you ask me.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569
I went out of my way to go over to a female coworkers house to do a favor before school ended. I am off my 8th period and could sneak out without anyone noticing. Nothing happened. We hugged and said goodbye.

Should I tell my girlfriend this happened? All other context (me) removed.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,050|6622|PNW

Literally nobody here could give you sound advice on something like that with your revolving sushi bar of girls and side girls, and all the straighten up advice has already been doled out. You're better off managing your own social logistics.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+624|3569
I got a text from the lady teacher at 12:51. "My mom just passed away."
https://media.tenor.com/540yGmmVHwAAAAAC/girl-crying.gif
So since I started in this district in 2018, I met a new lady teacher a year older than me. We became friends and she is my best female friend.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/berkley-center/CarolinePuckowski.jpg
Her father passed away when she was 20ish and now she just lost her mother. She is an only child too.

She has been on family sick leave while her mom was in the hospital.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/GJ3E6R/a-woman-visiting-her-sick-grandmother-in-the-hospital-holds-a-bouquet-GJ3E6R.jpg
The hospital surprised her with a notice that they were going to discharge her mom the next day to home hospice care with a nursing aide.
https://www.knutenelson.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Freedom_Offered_By_Home_Care_and_Hospice-600x400.jpg
My friend text me during 7th period to ask if she could get help moving stuff in her mom's place because it is too big and her boyfriend was asleep after his shift. So I left work early and drove to her place to lift furniture.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2B3AHP8/selective-focus-of-happy-man-driving-car-and-waving-hand-2B3AHP8.jpg
When I got there it was already done so she invited me inside and we chatted for 20 minutes. She thanked me and gave me two hugs for helping her and looking out.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/FJBW5T/sad-couple-hugging-FJBW5T.jpg
So all totally innocent.
...
I didn't tell my girlfriend about any of it. Did I have a responsibility to? It was all innocent and I have a feeling that she would have a bunch of questions if I mentioned I "I left work early to go to a coworker you have never met to move stuff. Yeah, it was the same coworker that ran off on her last boyfriend with the new one. He was napping at home while we were at her parents place chatting when I should have been at work."
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/asian-woman-professional-looks-skeptical-disbelief-face-unsure-smth-stands-isolated-white-background-275581125.jpg
My friend clearly needs help and support at the moment.
https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/46/99/40/1000_F_246994031_N5SkdlswHtiWLlUY3SHIsZz4XK2FFE7T.jpg
I can't abandon my friend but my girlfriend also may not be comfortable hearing about this other lady. Should I just not tell her anything?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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