hooray shifty
holy shit its laika
I just wish I could salvage this in some way or another because it's pretty damn awesome. If only I could convey to her that I'm not attached to her, whether or not that's true, either way it would make her not weirded out and maybe she'd be dtf again. Otherwise it's back to square one or Call me Ishmael.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
you can, by not sending any more messages-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just wish I could salvage this in some way or another because it's pretty damn awesome. If only I could convey to her that I'm not attached to her, whether or not that's true, either way it would make her not weirded out and maybe she'd be dtf again. Otherwise it's back to square one or Call me Ishmael.
^ This entire thread in a nutshell.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just wish I could salvage this in some way or another because it's pretty damn awesome. If only I could convey to her that I'm not attached to her, whether or not that's true, either way it would make her not weirded out and maybe she'd be dtf again. Otherwise it's back to square one or Call me Ishmael.
Fuck Israel
The one time she did reply to my text was about coming over for sex so maybe she would again if I somehow conveyed it was no strings attached.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Or just leave it
Or at least stop posting about it here.
Don't you have twitter or something?
Don't you have twitter or something?
Fuck Israel
Inb4...
Hahahahaha what the FUCK is this? Oh my fucking god this is killing me.-Sh1fty- wrote:
oh and #2 just said on FB she got a gym membership to try and get in shape. If she would go on runs with me and ate right I bet she would lose the weight fast. 3 mile runs daily and good dieting does wonders. Core workout, running, and protein shakes got me 4 pounds in under a month.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
I love how many people have come back to bf2s just to view this thread
too trueLucien wrote:
I love how many people have come back to bf2s just to view this thread
can we please rename this the shifty thread? i'm not even mad
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Newsflash: She knows you're not attached to her, you're just a bit clingy. You were used (not that you're complaining, most men wouldn't) she got what she wanted namely a shafting and a couple of orgasms then went back to the regular dick. She may come back for more, usually the regular dick is, excuse the pun being a dick or has gone away for a bit.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just wish I could salvage this in some way or another because it's pretty damn awesome. If only I could convey to her that I'm not attached to her, whether or not that's true, either way it would make her not weirded out and maybe she'd be dtf again. Otherwise it's back to square one or Call me Ishmael.
What you need to do for the zillionth time is nothing she knows you're there ready to pounce when required. So instead of attempting to futilely conjour novel and amusing messages (they're not), find alternative pussy even if it means whipping rollerpig into shape.....make she gets knows you're screwing someone else.
Lastly, remember all those message warmong sent to Laura? Did she ever respond? You don't want to be that guy.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
m3thod wrote:
Lastly, remember all those message warmong sent to Laura? Did she ever respond? You don't want to be that guy.
Buy the fatty a Bally Total Fitness membership so you can get pussy lol.
Shifterz,m3thod wrote:
Newsflash: She knows you're not attached to her, you're just a bit clingy. You were used (not that you're complaining, most men wouldn't) she got what she wanted namely a shafting and a couple of orgasms then went back to the regular dick. She may come back for more, usually the regular dick is, excuse the pun being a dick or has gone away for a bit.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just wish I could salvage this in some way or another because it's pretty damn awesome. If only I could convey to her that I'm not attached to her, whether or not that's true, either way it would make her not weirded out and maybe she'd be dtf again. Otherwise it's back to square one or Call me Ishmael.
What you need to do for the zillionth time is nothing she knows you're there ready to pounce when required. So instead of attempting to futilely conjour novel and amusing messages (they're not), find alternative pussy even if it means whipping rollerpig into shape.....make she gets knows you're screwing someone else.
Lastly, remember all those message warmong sent to Laura? Did she ever respond? You don't want to be that guy.
This post sums it up pretty nicely. Follow it!
i.e. STOP TALKING TO HER (UNTIL SHE INITIATES).
She will be more interested in shagging you again if she (on her own accord, NOT from you telling her) finds out you're banging another chick.
How do I get her to find that out?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
You don't. You go about your life and meet other girls and forget about this one for the time being.
If you say you're not attached that means you're not attached to the outcome, which means you forget about her and move on.
She knows you're interested, you've made that one obvious. The ball is in her court and if she wants to do anything she will contact you. There is nothing you can say that will change this. The more you contact her the less your chances of ever hooking up with her will be.
If you say you're not attached that means you're not attached to the outcome, which means you forget about her and move on.
She knows you're interested, you've made that one obvious. The ball is in her court and if she wants to do anything she will contact you. There is nothing you can say that will change this. The more you contact her the less your chances of ever hooking up with her will be.
She was probably bet she wouldn't do it.
Ah I see very good point
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Missed my flight to Honolulu. At the bar in the Marriott in Newark, NJ.
Gave room number to waitress.
No rubber.
Oh well.
Gave room number to waitress.
No rubber.
Oh well.
Baba Booey
Stick it in her pooper.
We'll see.
Baba Booey
do it or youre soft.