12yo Server Admin Cread!

2006-05-16 22:09:43

#1

Thump-GoA-: Thump the ARTY finder!!; +31|6880

Bored so here is my funny take on the 12yo server admin cread....

Kill me once, be warned
Kill me twice, be kicked
Come back and kill me once more, be banned

Mutiny my ass, kick your ass
Get mutinied, kick whole team

Kick vote me, kick you
Vote yes to kick me, kick you too

Talk smack about my buddies, welcome to kickersville

I am a 12yo server admin. I promise to uphold order in my server unless I am losing. Then I promise to switch teams so I can uphold order on the winning side. I promise to treat all players fairly unless they steal my jet/heli/boat/atv/tank/jeep/personal watercraft or aa vehicle, kill me, vote against me, or just look at me funny, then I will kick them. I furthermore promise to make sure all players are upholding the rules set forth (in my head) in order to have a fun/fair match unless I personally feel like breaking them to advantage myself.

2006-05-16 22:18:57

#2

Unclean009: Da Dirty Man!; +66|6872|Spokane, Washington

lol..isnt that the truth....

2006-05-16 22:20:49

#3

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7000|Great Brown North

hahahaha awesome

2006-05-16 22:22:02

#4

VigilanteGandhi: Member; +1|6776

LOL i really like it. Great job.

2006-05-16 22:28:15

#5

Erwin_Rommel188: Member; +59|6905|Seattle

So true. +1

(but it's creed not cread, man)

2006-05-16 22:31:31

#6

leesupport: Member; +39|6903

lol very funny

2006-05-16 23:08:17

#7

ElMorte[OwP]: Expert Opportunity Misser; +9|6777|Bikini Bottom Germany

Got lucky so far. Never got a admin that young. *g*

Yet..........

2006-05-17 02:03:54

#8

gunpiss: Member; +19|6902

This is fun but part of that is truth. I have seen most of them but not together.

2006-05-17 02:05:26

#9

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6936

secret of admins revealed

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-05-17 02:06:58

#10

CrazeD: Member; +368|6893|Maine

"Kick vote me, kick you"

Well, that I can understand...depending on the circumstances. One day, I tried to play on my clan's server..the minute I got in, I was kick-voted out... I dunno why. These two people vote kicked me every time I got in. I warned them with BF2CC, but they wouldn't listen, so I kicked one and the other left.

It's my clan's server, we all have a right to play there.. end of.

2006-05-17 02:18:09

#11

gunpiss: Member; +19|6902

I was in the a clan server some days ago. I found one squad with a single player (with the clan tag on) in our team was in the enemy's airbase. Then I joined his squad. Immediately he warned me that the jet on the field is his, so I ran to the APC by the jet trying to steal it. He felt I was tring to steal the jet then tked me. Through the squad VOIP, he warned me again "You punish, I kick".

I punished him and left the server right away without giving him the chance to kick me out.

Last edited by gunpiss (2006-05-17 02:19:07)

2006-05-17 04:19:23

#12

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6779|The real world

lol

2006-05-17 04:21:20

#13

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6873

I've reported about 6-8 servers for 'abusive admins' already.

They're still going strong

Thanks a lot, bfroe.com

2006-05-17 04:34:45

#14

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7009|Singapore

Fuck EA they aren't doing jack.

Funny little ditty though!

Last edited by polarbearz (2006-05-17 04:35:00)

2006-05-17 04:51:07

#15

Speelbal: Member; +146|6972|Netherlands

Allright, who hid Creed?

2006-05-17 15:43:33

#16

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6872

lmfao, nice. +1 for you.

https://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/2/acebigmack.png

2006-05-17 15:45:51

#17

Lib-Sl@yer: Member; +32|6933|Wherever the F**k i feel like

lol i was kicked by a 12yr old admin for bing a "imcompetent commander" b/c the team kept running into my arty. I would arty tanks but stupid people love thier red power ups!

2006-05-17 16:40:55

#18

PFCStenzel: Check your AA alarm...; +82|7014|Idaho, USA / Age 30

That rocks man!!!!!!

+1 for you

2006-05-17 16:44:03

#19

lagerfool: Member; +23|6985|SE Virgina

very funny .. but very scary cause its true!!!! Damn Kids get off my lawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-17 16:45:56

#20

arson: Member; +99|6857|New York

nicely done...

2006-05-17 16:54:42

#21

BullyBeef31: Member; +11|6795|Good old Blighty

I too have fallen foul of the 12 year old admin.

Getting kicked off a Karkand map whilst commanding as my arty strikes were too 'accurate'.......reason 'excessive teamkilling''

2006-05-17 17:35:52

#22

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6850|Washington, DC

When my server gets shut down for abusive administrating, I'll cry to mommy and daddy.

2006-05-17 17:39:12

#23

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7009|Singapore

And get thems to pay more monies for a new server.

2006-05-17 17:40:52

#24

Herackles: Member; +33|6846

Thump-GoA- wrote:
Bored so here is my funny take on the 12yo server admin cread....

Kill me once, be warned
Kill me twice, be kicked
Come back and kill me once more, be banned

Mutiny my ass, kick your ass
Get mutinied, kick whole team

Kick vote me, kick you
Vote yes to kick me, kick you too

Talk smack about my buddies, welcome to kickersville

I am a 12yo server admin. I promise to uphold order in my server unless I am losing. Then I promise to switch teams so I can uphold order on the winning side. I promise to treat all players fairly unless they steal my jet/heli/boat/atv/tank/jeep/personal watercraft or aa vehicle, kill me, vote against me, or just look at me funny, then I will kick them. I furthermore promise to make sure all players are upholding the rules set forth (in my head) in order to have a fun/fair match unless I personally feel like breaking them to advantage myself.

Ye speketh the truth. Let's all give three cheers for all the 12 year old admins. By the way, do adults who have a mindset of a 12 year old count also!?

Last edited by Herackles (2006-05-17 17:43:15)

2006-05-17 18:30:08

#25

K8Kommunist: Member; +26|6787

Anyone else ever notice that the gamers who call eachother 12 year olds are more often 13-15 years olds then not? It's as if they feel that those 2 years have distanced themselves so much from the immaturity that denotes 12 year olds...
By the way, I find the 30 year old gamers the most obnoxious as they can't seem to cope with their slowed reflexes and resulting destruction by kids half their age..."SMACKTARDING BAN!"

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