Are you still banging some white chick?
i have 3 newcastles, 5 sam adams boston lager, 3 sam adams cream stout, 2 mich ultras, 1 sierra nevada, and 2 great lakes beers left
white girls are fucking insane. bitch flaked out on me on thursday so I havent talked to her since thenghettoperson wrote:
Are you still banging some white chick?
Tu Stultus Es
Drama.
I was just a rebound
Tu Stultus Es
You say it like it's a bad thing.
I cant6 be mad. she let me know wassup from the start
Tu Stultus Es
eleven bravo wrote:
im not
cheers!
burnzz wrote:
cheers!
♥
whore
I was going to go to some party with a friend. She forgot to text me. Twat.ghettoperson wrote:
I'm going out tonight apparently.
11:21am, pretty sure I'm still drunk from last night.
tsytr tr thghkvj???
I'm not drunk.
I'm not drunk.
there's still time.Bull3t wrote:
tsytr tr thghkvj???
I'm not drunk.
finished. and I ordered $90 of papa johns pizzaghettoperson wrote:
I can only assume you didn't finish it, because that'd kill SEREmaker, let alone you.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
for $30 I bought a box of wine and carried it around the barracks while drinking it out of cheap plastic wine glasses. a whole gallon of wine. it was awesome
the army is making me fucking retarded
the delivery dude did two shots of jack
winning
Baba Booey
Why would you assume that? I drank over a gallon and a half of beer two weeks agoghettoperson wrote:
I can only assume you didn't finish it, because that'd kill SEREmaker, let alone you.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
for $30 I bought a box of wine and carried it around the barracks while drinking it out of cheap plastic wine glasses. a whole gallon of wine. it was awesome
the army is making me fucking retarded
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
but you*re a fat fuck, and take in beer the way a camel prepares for a desert crossing.Jay wrote:
Why would you assume that? I drank over a gallon and a half of beer two weeks agoghettoperson wrote:
I can only assume you didn't finish it, because that'd kill SEREmaker, let alone you.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
for $30 I bought a box of wine and carried it around the barracks while drinking it out of cheap plastic wine glasses. a whole gallon of wine. it was awesome
the army is making me fucking retarded
don't deny . . .
Trueburnzz wrote:
but you*re a fat fuck, and take in beer the way a camel prepares for a desert crossing.Jay wrote:
Why would you assume that? I drank over a gallon and a half of beer two weeks agoghettoperson wrote:
I can only assume you didn't finish it, because that'd kill SEREmaker, let alone you.
don't deny . . .
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
and don't feel like The Lone RangerJay wrote:
True
Cause wine is like 3 times the proof of beer?Jay wrote:
Why would you assume that? I drank over a gallon and a half of beer two weeks agoghettoperson wrote:
I can only assume you didn't finish it, because that'd kill SEREmaker, let alone you.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
for $30 I bought a box of wine and carried it around the barracks while drinking it out of cheap plastic wine glasses. a whole gallon of wine. it was awesome
the army is making me fucking retarded
Tonight sucked FYI, I hooked up with this girl who was pretty hot and kept buying me drinks, which was great, except that I decided to stop ignoring her a little late in the evening, at which point she was drunk and aggressive. So I decided to go get Subway rather than get laid. Which was pretty awesome, actually.
you can always find a Subway, but the trick is - which was open later, the aggressive girl or the Subway?
I would honestly eat Subway 300 days out of the year if I could. It's so fucking good.ghettoperson wrote:
Cause wine is like 3 times the proof of beer?Jay wrote:
Why would you assume that? I drank over a gallon and a half of beer two weeks agoghettoperson wrote:
I can only assume you didn't finish it, because that'd kill SEREmaker, let alone you.
Tonight sucked FYI, I hooked up with this girl who was pretty hot and kept buying me drinks, which was great, except that I decided to stop ignoring her a little late in the evening, at which point she was drunk and aggressive. So I decided to go get Subway rather than get laid. Which was pretty awesome, actually.
Dude she was so wasted it'd probably have been illegal.
excuses...ghettoperson wrote:
Dude she was so wasted it'd probably have been illegal.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat