Long ass Journey, any tips?

2010-08-14 07:59:56

#26

JahManRed: wank; +646|6891|IRELAND

On a journey like that you should be able to get drunk twice. Get drunk, passout, wake up, take a shit, annoy the cabin staff until they just get sick of you and take you down back and show you where the whiskey is so you can get it yourself. Get drunk again. Try and talk the ugly chick your sitting beside into toilet sex. Arrive. Float through the departures and into a cab in a drunkin/hungover state..............you are invincible!
Well that's how I fly anyway................

2010-08-14 13:36:12

#27

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6260

^ he has a point.. best way to fly is zombie style

2010-08-14 13:38:01

#28

baggs: Member; +732|6467

oh, i interpreted 'long ass journey' as something quite different.

2010-08-14 14:25:09

#29

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6628|California

watch movies thats the airplane provides

2010-08-14 14:25:52

#30

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5500|Cleveland, Ohio

"steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve perry" - quote

2010-08-14 14:53:59

#31

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6611|Belfast

I recommend bringing a big book (>1000 pages)

Last edited by henno13 (2010-08-14 14:54:23)

2010-08-14 17:38:56

#32

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6454|Roma

baggs wrote:
oh, i interpreted 'long ass journey' as something quite different.

This.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2010-08-14 17:58:48

#33

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6674|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Book. Rubber bouncing ball. Cards. Camera to record funny shit to look upon later. Visit the various stores in the terminal. Strike up conversations with strangers, talk about eachother's trips. You can meet very interesting people that way. Or be told to fuck off, but that's another story. Music or other forms of entertainment go a long way in avoiding boredom.

2010-08-14 18:10:05

#34

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6912

Get drunk with flight attendants during your layover. The rest isn't *that* bad.

2010-08-14 18:46:31

#35

Jestar: Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432; +373|7004

Buy a neckrester thing, get some noise cancelling headphones and listen to classical on low volume till you fall asleep.

2010-08-14 20:52:56

#36

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5621|London, England

Edit - NM, you're flying, pussy.

Last edited by JohnG@lt (2010-08-14 20:53:47)

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2010-08-14 20:56:11

#37

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6241|Blue Mountain State

I'm flying to Hawaii tomorrow. Just loaded a shit load of movies and t.v. shows on my iphone. Good to go.

https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey

2010-08-14 20:56:55

#38

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5500|Cleveland, Ohio

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
I'm flying to Hawaii tomorrow. Just loaded a shit load of movies and t.v. shows on my iphone. Good to go.

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-08-14 21:01:34

#39

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6241|Blue Mountain State

11 Bravo wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
I'm flying to Hawaii tomorrow. Just loaded a shit load of movies and t.v. shows on my iphone. Good to go.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

i love you

Baba Booey

2010-08-14 21:04:07

#40

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5500|Cleveland, Ohio

yay

2010-08-14 22:35:51

#41

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6760

don't ask, don't tell . . .

2010-08-15 00:35:28

#42

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6944|Disaster Free Zone

sleep

2010-08-15 00:42:01

#43

GR34: Member; +215|6808|ALBERTA> CANADA

buy a 24 of beer drink it on the way

2010-08-15 01:21:22

#44

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6587|New Haven, CT

Just an FYI, its way cheaper (and quicker) to take light rail to get into Manhattan. You just take Air Train from JFK to the Jamaica LIRR station and then take the LIRR to Penn Station.

2010-08-15 11:56:49

#45

Boomerjinks: Member; +301|7058|Denver, CO

Noobeater wrote:
I'm buggering off to Colorado for 9 months for my second year of uni.

Better look me up when you get here!

2010-08-15 12:06:12

#46

Lai: Member; +186|6414

Moscow Times + Jack Daniels + Maria Callas = very relaxing flight.

I doubt Delta gives you a free Moscow Times on their flights, but you can substitute that for any newspaper really and get it yourself.

2010-08-15 12:19:46

#47

I forgot to mention to bring little bottles of liquor you will save alot of $ in flight

2010-08-16 01:00:13

#48

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6912

Lai wrote:
Moscow Times + Jack Daniels + Maria Callas = very relaxing flight.

I doubt Delta gives you a free Moscow Times on their flights, but you can substitute that for any newspaper really and get it yourself.

lol why would he read the Moscow Times? Or drink Jack Daniels for that matter...

2010-08-16 03:39:26

#49

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6763|so randum

ghettoperson wrote:
Lai wrote:
Moscow Times + Jack Daniels + Maria Callas = very relaxing flight.

I doubt Delta gives you a free Moscow Times on their flights, but you can substitute that for any newspaper really and get it yourself.
lol why would he read the Moscow Times? Or drink Jack Daniels for that matter...

i think you'd apply local variants to his suggestion. i.e i do rather enjoy reading the times with a glass of whiskey mid-flight. makes me feel all posh n stuff

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-08-16 08:28:09

#50

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6944|Disaster Free Zone

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
I forgot to mention to bring little bottles of liquor you will save alot of $ in flight

Isn't alcohol free on international flights?

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