This thread > this one
from that thread:
"john sails north inland, peril? yes!"
"morsuck will come to your house at midnight tonight and rape your mousehole"
"even more biblical ass hand gloves "
"Congratulations, you've been awarded : A hooker coated in butter "
"Congratulations, you've been awarded : Another hooker coated in butter "
"Jared says "Nasty inards protrude"? Yuck! "
"omg that fat guy turns me on,chocolate sprinkle him please thers enuf 4 both of us "
but tbh the best were:
"LOAZ U IZ LEK DA FUNNIES BOI EVA - FROM xXx.xCUTIE4EVAx.xXx <3333 "
and
"Hey Baby, I want to cover you in chocolate and watch a raccoon lick it off
"